After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at Yan Heshen with disgust: "I can't talk to you as a layman, that thing flies to the moon, how can you light a match, I just describe it!" ”

"Oh!" Yan Heshen nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Astronauts explore the surface of the moon, and come back to read us about knowledge, although I don't understand, but I like it very much, I thought when I was young, if only I could be an astronaut!" ”

"There is this ideal!" Yan He said in detail.

"I've seen a lot of material on these aspects, but in good conscience, I'm stuck in a very shallow position." Qu Xiaoyun is rare and very modest.

"Pretty self-aware!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun touched his chin and looked pensive: "People say that the sky is weightless and can float, and the things eaten in the spaceship are still in the toothpaste, squeezed to eat, I was thinking, it is difficult for them to eat rice, if they steam a bowl, then they will all fly!" ”

"How can anyone eat rice there?" Yan Heshen looked disgusted.

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Oh, then I might be wrong!"

Qu Xiaoyun recalled: "I practiced when I was a child, and there was that swivel chair in the park, so I sat on it and let the children push me!" ”

"How's the practice?" Yan Heshen was curious.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched his neck and looked into the ground: "I can't find the bitter gall!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Oh, good fellow, all the bitter gall is spit out!" Yan Heshen smiled and shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a serious face: "I have also practiced infertility!" ”

Yan He listened to the music and asked with a smile: "Have you ever practiced infertility?" ”

"Goose Goose Goose~~"

"Go!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained angrily: "What kind of nonsense is it, I mean not seasickness and not dizziness!" ”

"Oh! Misunderstanding! Yan He said with a detailed smile.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I practiced very hard, I found a building with more than one or thirty floors, I took the elevator, and I didn't go up for two hours!" ”

"What's going on?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands: "The power is out!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Nonsense!" Yan He is so angry.

Qu Xiaoyun simulated the scene at that time: "I climbed to the top floor and looked down, my god is too high, stabilize my mind, and start exercising!" I was exercising, and suddenly a group of people came downstairs and shouted at me, and the foreman promised to give me money! ”

Yan He listened to the music in detail: "Hey, I'm taking you as a migrant worker." ”

Art comes from life, and some jokes are ironic.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head with a wry smile, and then said: "The effect of the exercise is not very significant anyway, I went home to read a book again, and I read an experiment that is very good, it is called cloning, do you understand cloning?" ”

"I understand!" Yan He nodded in detail.

"A brief explanation to everyone."

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back, posed as a very knowledgeable look, looked at the audience and explained: "Cloning is actually copying, for example, there is a cow, and I plan to have another cow!" ”

"What to do?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "Find a companion for this cow, give them a piece of lock, and there will be calves in a few days!" ”

"This is called cloning, huh? It's called breeding, you know? Yan He's nose crooked after hearing this.

This burden is very loud, and the audience leans forward and back after listening to the music.

Qu Xiaoyun disagreed, and continued to talk nonsense: "You don't understand, this is preliminary, and then it will be advanced, and the NBA can be extracted from the cow body!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again.

Yan He's voice raised two tones: "Good guy, it's extracted to play basketball!" That's called DNA! ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded as if he didn't understand: "Oh, anyway, a pig was extracted in the end." ”

"Goose goose goose~~" The female audience all laughed out loud.

"Pigs are like talking! It's exactly the same and it's called cloning! Yan Heshen was speechless.

"Oh yes, it's going to be exactly the same!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "Actually, people can also be, such as you, you are going to die!" ”

"Don't expect me to be better!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

"For example!"

Qu Xiaoyun gestured and said, "If you want to clone something, you have to take something out of you, first find a big white porcelain jar, brush it inside and out, and then burn you and put it in the white porcelain jar." ”

"Stop, you!"

Yan Heshen hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him: "You are not a clone, you are directly transforming me!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed happily, and several burdens in succession pushed the atmosphere of the performance to the top, and there is no doubt that this opening was very good.

Background.

Yu Qian was very satisfied with the performance of the two of them, and instructed Gao Xiaobei to add one point to each of them.

Qu Xiaoyun disagreed, and comforted: "It's okay, the cloning is very successful, clone a photo!" ”

"What's the use of that!" Yan Hexiang was angry.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what to do, patted his chest and continued: "Anyway, I'm very powerful, my knowledge is very wide, people in the Deyun Club come to ask me about anything, and one day my master comes to ask me!" ”

"Master is going to ask you, you are too powerful, what are you asking?" Yan Heshen was curious.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyes and recalled: "Master told me that I had a dream that a cow was grazing on the hillside, and the mat was gone in the morning!" ”

"Eat it yourself!" Yan He understood in detail.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I think so too, hurry up and send him to the hospital!" ”

"Are you interpreting dreams?" Yan He asked questioningly with his hands behind his back.

"Yes, the solution is right, I saved the master!"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Dreaming is what everyone does, as the old saying goes, dreams are thoughts!" From ancient times to the present day, there are still people who write books about this! Like "Zhou Gong's Dream Interpretation", "Zhou Mother's Dream Interpretation", "Monday Dream Interpretation", "Tuesday Dream Interpretation"! ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"What a mess, that's "Zhou Gong's Dream Interpretation"!" Yan Heshen corrected with a look of disgust.

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun had a smile on his face, raised his eyebrows and said, "The things written on it are quite funny, saying that you are rich when you dream of water!" ”

"Oh, water is money!" Yan He said in detail.

"If you dream of a donkey, it means that there is a ghost!"

"Oh, haunted!"

"When I dream of a little boy, I commit a villain!"

"Oh, that's not good!"

"I dreamed of a little girl!"

"How?"

"This is a nobleman!"

"Not bad!"

"The best thing is to dream of going to the sky to touch the moon and be the emperor!" Qu Xiaoyun accentuated his tone.

"Did you dream about it?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I dreamed more than a thousand times!" ”

Yan He listened to it carefully: "It seems that sometimes it's not allowed!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Gu Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "I think about it day and night, I think of something during the day, and my brain doesn't rest at night, integrating these pictures together is a dream!" ”

"It's more scientific!" Yan Heshen gave a thumbs up.

"Don't think about things during the day, find something meaningful to do, for example, Uncle Humil's daily life is very meaningful, smoking, drinking and burning your head every day!"

"Three hobbies!" Yan He said with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian's label is a burden, and the audience will laugh when he says it.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "I see that the roll on the uncle's head has gone down in the past two days, and he has been muttering about burning his head in the background!" I can imagine that when he comes back, he has a head of gray hair when he comes back, and he will be happy when he is curled again! ”

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, smiling forward and backward.

"Very vivid!" Yan He said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to himself: "I also have hobbies, I like to raise flowers and grass, raise a few little goldfish, and raise a few little turtles!" ”

"It's good, cultivate sentiment!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "But my biggest hobby is cross talk, and I am very grateful to Master for giving me this opportunity!" ”

"Be grateful."

"I'm very grateful, Master ate the mat and ate a bad stomach, I bought canned melons, fruits, pears and peaches or something, I went to the hospital to see him, he told me that he was dreaming again, and he dreamed that he went out for a walk at night!"

"I think about it day and night, it's because I'm tired of staying in the hospital and want to go out for a walk!" Yan He said in detail.

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said, "He said he saw a meteor while walking!" ”

"Is this a good thing? Then you have to make a wish! ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, Master, when the meteor slipped halfway, he made a wish—I hope I can be a little taller!" Meteor searched and flew back! ”

Yan He was happy: "Good guy, this wish is too difficult to come true!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Background.

Guo Degang was also happy after listening to it, and felt that the burden was very good, so he smiled and asked Gao Xiaobei to deduct one point from Qu Xiaoyun.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time: "There will be someone in the sky who will speak-don't you embarrass me!" ”

The audience was amused again.

"Good guys, the gods are out!" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his head and said, "Master shouted to the sky, who is talking, the above is back, immortal!" ”

"Yo!"

"Master, he was very excited, and asked if he could go up to visit, and the gods were also very generous, as soon as he cast a spell, a golden light took him up to the sky!"

"It's kind of interesting." Yan Heshen gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows: "Master, when he goes to the sky, the sky is very good, the gate is all iron, and there is a line of words on the left and right sides of the gate - a hundred meters to the left and right, it is strictly forbidden to set up stalls!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"There are small traders in the sky." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Following the door, he entered, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw the slogan - One World, One Dream!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, that's a word from heaven!" Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun pinched his index finger and thumb, imitating the action of smoking: "The fairy saw him come in, he was very enthusiastic, and he snuffed out the cigarette and greeted him!" ”

"It's a net cigarette fart!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Master and the immortal exchanged a few words, and the immortal was very happy, and ordered his subordinates to prepare the meal, according to the best preparation, frying, cooking, stewing, and the first-class banquet to entertain Guo Degang!" ”

"You're welcome!"

"Sit and wait to eat, the dishes will come up in a while, shoot cucumbers, cucumber shreds, cucumber slices!"

"It's really vegetarian in the sky!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and frowned: "Master asked, why do you eat cold dishes?" The gods said that it was not worth it for the two of them to eat as a fire! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!" Yan Heshen smiled and shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the backstage and said, "I'm eating, I'm an acquaintance, and the two of you have gone!" ”

"Hey, this is also a meteor!" Yan He said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Sit down and eat together, and the fairy will ask Uncle Qian how old are the two of them?" The two of them replied that they were both 50 years old in the same year and month! ”

"That's great!"

The fairy asked again, do you have any requirements? I'll satisfy you two! Uncle Humility said, I want to travel around the world! ”

"Uncle is fun!"

"The immortal agreed, and as soon as he raised his hand, there was a golden light, a box of money, and a thick layer of air tickets on it!"

"Satisfied!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, imitated the situation at the time, and whispered: "Uncle Qian saw that the fairy was so powerful, and secretly told the fairy that he had a little idea and wanted to go with a woman who was 30 years younger than him!" ”

"Uncle is quite distracted!" Yan Heshen smiled and glanced back at the backstage.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "The immortal nodded, said yes, and waved his hand after speaking!" ”

"How's it going?" Yan Hexian asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Uncle Humility is 80 years old!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience didn't expect this kind of reversal, they were all amused and applauded.

"Well, that's witty!" Yan He said with a smile.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The wish has come true, the gods sent Uncle Qian and his wife away, my master can't worship anymore, this method is too clever, and the gods are pushing the cup and changing the glass, and the wine is halfway drunk to come to the door!" ”

"Who?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Hades! After meeting with the gods, they said hard work to each other! ”

"Good guy, the hard work of meeting must be the rivers and lakes!" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "Hades also sat down to eat, eating and eating, my master talked a lot, which attracted the attention of Hades, and asked him - you mean cross talk, right?" Go to my door, I'm all talking about cross talk! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"The people who co-authored and talked about cross talk are in hell!" Yan He said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "My master didn't want to go and couldn't help it, so he followed, and when he arrived at the Netherworld, the king of Hades was happy - you can't leave today, what kind of coffin do you want, flip or slide?" ”

"This is to put Master in his phone!" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "My master said that he didn't commit any crimes, can you spare yourself!" Hades said, wait until I finish changing into work clothes! ”

"Good guys, and uniforms!" Yan Heshen looked surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "My master was scared when he was waiting, the underworld is full of bad people, the little ghost put the oil pot on the shelf, plugged in the bad guys with a fork, some of them twisted one piece into the pot, and some of them were stretched into pieces and then pulled three knives into the pot!" ”

"This is fried oil cake fried twist!" Yan Heshen looked disgusted.

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said, "Master, he was so panicked after reading it!" ”

"What's the panic here, I often see it in the breakfast shop!" Yan Heshen laughed and teased.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their minds, laughing forward and backwards, looking forward to the next story.

……

Romance