Chapter 217: Xiao Zhou wants to eat iron pot stew
After laughter.
Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Master, he is timid! โ
"After a while, the king of Hades came out, wearing a crown on his head, wearing an ochre yellow robe, sitting behind the dragon book case, which is less than two meters long, with handkerchiefs, fans, and waking wood!"
Yan Heshen was surprised: "Good guy, the king of Hades is a storyteller, no wonder it is hard to meet with the immortals!" โ
"Hahaha~~"
Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "There is still a microphone in front of the bookcase, I'm afraid that the people below won't hear it!" โ
"Well thought out!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.
Qu Xiaoyun continued: "As soon as Xingmu fell, he opened his mouth, telling stories and singing to persuade people, the three roads go to the center, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life!" After finishing speaking, my master shouted from belowโWell said, another one! โ
The audience laughed after hearing this.
"Good fellow, like in a theater!" Yan Heshen was speechless.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "The king of Hades said, today I will talk about cross talk, and the little ghost will bring up the servants, Yu Qian, Hou Zhen, and Gao Feng!" โ
"It's all acquaintances!"
Qu Xiaoyun wrinkled his eyebrows and glared: "Yu Qian, who was the first judge, what kind of thing are you doing, whether you are a man or a woman, give me a beating!" The little ghost came up with a stick, and he beat him five or four times, and he couldn't scream! โ
"Hahaha~~"
The audience listened to the music, and the brothers on the cold bench laughed even more happily.
"Good guy, that's ruthless!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.
Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "The second one is Gao Feng, Teacher Gao wore glasses to greet Hades, and Hades glanced at him - turned his face, I'm here and there!" โ
"Hahaha~~"
"The eyes are really bad!" Yan He said with a smile.
"Hades is angry, dare to despise me, hit me! Ding Bang May Fourth is another beating, the third is Hou Zhen, Uncle Hou came up and said, I am a cross talk family! Hades is happy, and he is a cross talk family! โ
The audience was amused again.
"Good guys!" Yan He was happy.
"It's my master's turn!"
Qu Xiaoyun imitated the state at the time: "My master was scared, kneeling on the ground and pleading with the king of Hades - I just said cross talk, there is no such a big sin, can you let me go, I will talk about cross talk in the future!" โ
"And then? Did you hit it? Yan He said curiously.
Qu Xiaoyun touched his pocket and made a gesture of handing out a cigarette: "Hades nodded, okay, come, sit next to me, you smoke me!" โ
There was a burst of laughter from the audience.
"Good guy, this still makes it smoke!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.
Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at the time: "After taking two bites, the king of Hades said, it's not appropriate to beat those people and spare you!" In this way, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped. โ
"What's that?" Yan He asked curiously.
Qu Xiaoyun explained: "There are four kings and eight covers, three of which have the word 'male' written on them, and one of which has the word 'mother' written on them!" Hades said, you can go back if you go in! When he returns to the sun and becomes the eighth king, this matter will be pulled down! โ
"Punishment becomes the eighth king!"
Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and said with a smile: "My master is scared, it's just a matter of grabbing the male, and the one who grabs the mother can't stand it!" โ
"That's unbearable!" Yan He nodded meaningfully.
"Hahaha~~"
"Appeal !!"
The audience laughed and booed.
"Master hasn't eased up yet, and the other servants have already gotten into the male shell, so they just turned around and ran! My master has no choice but to drill his mother! Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands, very sympathetic.
"And then?" Yan He asked curiously.
Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Then my master woke up from a dream in a hurry, let me interpret the dream!" โ
Gu: "How do you solve it?" โ
Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "I said that I have four kings and eight kings in the tank, a husband and a mother!" โ
"Okay!" Yan He snickered.
"Hahaha~~"
The audience laughed and applauded, and in the warm applause, the two bowed and stepped off the stage.
Background.
Guo Degang shook his fan, frowned and asked Yu Qian beside him: "Teacher Yu, they said that we are the one, what should we do?" โ
Yu Qian rolled up his arms and sleeves, and said angrily: "Don't deduct points and wait for the New Year!" Gao Xiaobei, wiped the points I added to them! โ
Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "I think so too, Gao Xiaodou deducted points!" โ
Good guy, he lost two points inside and out, and this Deyun shady scene made netizens laugh in the live broadcast room.
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The second group on the stage is Luan Yi and Zhang Helun, because Qu Xiaoyun said so well at the beginning, it brought them a lot of pressure, but the two of them are experienced, and the typhoon is also stable, not only catched, but the performance is also very good, and the audience likes it very much.
One after another, the four groups of actors finished performing, and it was time to announce the results of each issue.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian took the apprentices on stage again, and there were bursts of applause from the audience.
"After listening to the cross talk, it's time to get down to business, please cast your important votes, put the steel hammer into the peach-shaped piggy bank in the actor's hand, so as to select the last steel hammer boy!"
"Good!"
The audience lined up and voted for their favorite corners in an orderly manner.
After five minutes, the voting session ended.
After some statistics, as well as the addition of scoreboards and commission tickets, Luan's team won.
Guo Degang looked at Qu Xiaoyun and said with a smile: "Congratulations to Captain Qu!" โ
Qu Xiaoyun knew that this was deliberately mocking himself, and replied with a fist: "Rejoice and rejoice!" โ
"Go, do you like it or not!"
Guo Degang grinned at him and said, "Your team has an honor, reward the last place in your team's results, and go to the team on the cold bench!" Who has the least points? โ
"Me!" Zhang Jiunan raised his hand in shame.
"Welcome home!"
"I miss us so much, I came back in the first issue, hahaha!"
As soon as he raised his hand, the cold bench in blue tracksuits swarmed up very enthusiastically, took out a cold bench dress and draped it over him.
I have to say that the atmosphere of the cold bench group is very good, there is no ranking pressure, and it is very happy.
Guo Degang continued: "Eliminated, naturally there must be alternates, Xiaoqu, you choose one of those alternate cold benches, if he helps you win the recording of the next reality show, then he will participate in the competition in the next episode!" If he doesn't help you win, you'll still be three against four, and if you lose again, you will be disbanded on the spot! โ
"Got it, Master."
"Okay, then you can pick one!"
Qu Xiaoyun was very embarrassed, but considering the lineup, he thought about it for a while, and said his choice: "I choose Yang Jiulang!" โ
"Okay, congratulations to Jiulang!"
Finally, after a piece of advertising words, today's live broadcast ended.
Because the third phase of the filming of the Deyun movie was very hard, and the location of the fourth phase was also in Bingcheng, the filming period was not very rushed, and Guo Degang gave the apprentices a day off.
After Qu Xiaoyun returned to the hotel, he received a message from Zhou Shuyi.
"I want to eat iron pot stew!"
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