"Crunch ~~"

The wooden door of the inn was pushed open, Guo Degang and Yu Qian wore black coats, and walked in with smiles, followed by the brothers who did not participate in the performance.

Guo Degang looked at the messy inn and joked with a smile: "Ouch, the house is full of ketchup, and there is one hanging on the roof of the shed!" ”

Yu Qian smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, are you still in the play?" Get up! ”

"Master!"

"Uncle!"

The brothers smiled and got up to say hello.

Guo Degang was very satisfied with the performances of his apprentices, and joked with a smile: "Oh, I am very emotional after watching your performance, your acting skills are so good, I haven't taught you to act, are you apprenticed again outside?" ”

As soon as these words came out, they directly amused everyone at the scene and netizens in the live broadcast room.

"I taught them!" Yu Qian smiled and patted his chest.

Guo Degang was surprised: "Oh, you who are taught by the actor!" Did you take any money? ”

Before the brothers could reply, the baked cakes squeezed forward, squinted their little eyes and said, "Accept it, good guy, in order to learn acting with Teacher Yu, my parents sold their hometown houses!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!"

After listening to the baked crust, everyone was happy.

Guo Degang joked with a smile: "It's not easy to learn some skills from baking cakes, I sold my hometown house by learning cross talk with me, and finally saved some money over the years, bought another suite for the old couple, and sold it again after learning acting with Teacher Yu!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The baked cakes grinned and sold miserably: "It's not, Master, you have to open more for me when you come back, my parents don't have a house to live in!" ”

Guo Degang buttoned his ears, frowned and asked, "What did you say?" ”

"Wow, pretend to be deaf!" Yu Qian pursed his lips.

The baked cake rubbed his throat and shouted at the male duck: "Give me more money!" ”

"What?"

"No money for the show?"

After Guo Degang listened, he gave a thumbs up: "That's it, it's worthy of being my apprentice, I'm really thinking about the master, Cheng, the master depends on you, Xiao Luan, come back to the commercial performance of baking cakes, don't give him money!" ”

"All right, Master!" Luan Yi nodded.

Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:

"Okay, as soon as Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu came out, they chatted all day long, and they fell in love with this show!!"

"It's too miserable to burn the cake, it's still too tender to play with the master, hahaha!!"

"Goo-dong!" Bang.

The pancake wiped the ketchup on his face again, and lay down angrily.

"Hey, I love acting too much here, and I have the qualifications of an actor! Lie down and don't catch a cold! ”

Guo Degang turned his head to Qu Xiaoyun again and said: "Xiaoyun, I have to give you some advice, you have a lot of roles in the senior brothers, and you played very well in the front, but there is a problem in the back, you have been gelded in the play, why are you still so masculine when you speak?" You have to learn your accent from your uncle! ”

"you, you've only been in the palace!" Yu Qian smiled and pushed him.

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang continued with a smile: "I remembered an interesting thing when I mentioned that I had stayed in the palace, do you know what eunuchs have in addition to the name 'father-in-law'? ”

"I don't know." The brothers shook their heads.

Guo Degang nodded and said: "In the past, eunuchs also had a name called 'husband', I don't know how it was changed to husband later, BJ's old saying, the eunuch is called husband, you are included in the troupe, and the four little husbands on the stage are the four little eunuchs!" Sometimes there is a man and a woman walking on the street, this is my husband, I say in my heart, this girl is a concubine! ”

"Okay, hahaha!"

When the brothers heard about it for the first time, they all smiled and gave a thumbs up, and even the baked cakes lying on the ground were happy: "There is also such a thing, it seems that I will have to change the name of my daughter-in-law in the future." ”

After laughter.

Guo Degang said solemnly: "Today's script is called "Who is the Wicked Man", and everyone should also realize that everyone should also realize that both right and evil have different positions, and they are indeed the same efforts to survive!" ”

But who are the wicked? It's up to the audience to taste it themselves! Overall, I am very satisfied with the performance of my apprentices, so I have decided to give you the highest commission coupon today! ”

Yu Qian smiled and said: "It's equivalent to not giving!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang smiled and said: "Okay, everyone is tired of filming, go back to the hotel and have a good rest, and don't forget to prepare a joke, I look forward to a good performance tomorrow!" ”

"Good!"

……

Next.

Ice City Grand Theater.

Ten minutes before the start of the competition, the audience was full.

Soon, the competition began, the live broadcast room was opened at the same time, and the host Xiao Yueyue came to the stage to report the curtain: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Friends", the performers Qu Xiaoyun and Yang Jiulang! ”

"Good!"

The audience was very enthusiastic and gave warm applause and applause.

In the warm welcome, Yang Jiulang and Qu Xiaoyun took square steps and stepped onto the stage one after the other.

After Qu Xiaoyun adjusted the microphone, he opened his mouth with a smile: "Thank you for listening to our cross talk today, there may be audiences who don't know us, let's briefly introduce myself first, my name is Qu Xiaoyun, this is my partner, Yang Jiulang!" ”

"Good!"

There was a round of applause from the audience.

"Thank you, just listen to cross talk, how good it is to listen to cross talk, how happy, there are more fun things than listening to cross talk, I tell you, I am willing to listen to it!" Qu Xiaoyun pointed meaningfully to the brothers who were sitting on the cold bench under the stage.

Yang Jiulang stretched his neck and looked at the cold bench brothers under the stand, staring at them with fierce eyes, and pursed his lips: "Okay, you are really not afraid of being beaten!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand: "Just kidding, why do people who talk about cross talk say that they can't do anything else!" ”

"Why?" Yang Jiulang said.

"That's because they're humble, but they're actually very happy in this line of work, and they don't want to do anything else!"

"Yes, it's fun!" Yang Jiulang gave a thumbs up in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his partner next to him and said, "Including Yang Jiulang next to me, if there is anything troubled in my heart, I forget all about cross talk!" ”

"That's right!" Yang Jiulang nodded.

"The real thing!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a serious example: "For example, for example, Yang Jiulang came home after performing in other places, and he encountered a big happy event!" ”

"What's the happy event?" Yang Jiulang said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands: "The house has collapsed!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Is it a happy event that the house collapsed?" Yang Jiulang pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It's a good thing that you didn't come back from the field!" ”

Yang Jiulang nodded: "Yes, I didn't smash it." ”

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at the time: "Yang Jiulang saw that the house was gone, and the security door was still standing, and he began to take out the key from his pocket. ”

"What door do you open when the house collapses?" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and then said: "Yang Jiulang opened the door, and after entering, he confirmed that the house had collapsed!" ”

"Wow, my IQ!"

"Hahaha~~"

……

Romance