After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued to imitate the situation at the time: "No way, the house is gone, sit on the ground, Yang Jiulang took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, fu~fufufu~~"

This imitates smoking, imitating shaking your head and rolling your eyes.

The funny picture amused the audience.

Yang Jiulang shook his head with a smile, and teased: "Your imitation is not as good as Brother Yue, Brother Yue's imitation seems to be about to be withdrawn, and your skill is still a little worse!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Happy Comedian" Xiao Yueyue imitated the scene of Yu Qian smoking, which was too classic, and after a simple mention, there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"I'm almost a smoker!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued: "Yang Jiulang suddenly remembered while smoking, I still have to talk about cross talk!" ”

Yang Jiulang slapped his thigh: "There is still a field." ”

Qu Xiaoyun lifted his coat, wiped the sweat on his sideburns and said: "Yang Jiulang took a taxi and went, and when he arrived at the theater, he forgot about the stubble at home!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yang Jiulang's eyes opened: "My heart is too big, right, I forgot about such a big event as soon as I talked about cross talk?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "The key is to have us in the background to persuade you!" ”

"Oh, so you persuaded me." Yang Jiulang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his partner's shoulder: "We are good friends, good buddies!" ”

"That's right!"

"Someone said that I can live without relatives, but I can't live without friends."

"That's true!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Many friends, many roads, many enemies, many walls." ”

"It's all old talk." Yang Jiulang said.

"What do you mean by friend, where did these two words come from?" Qu Xiaoyun accentuated the tail note.

"Tell us about it!" Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "In ancient times, people didn't spend money, and there were no copper coins or paper money, it was all later, at that time, they used the shells as money, because in ancient times, people lived in the Yellow River Valley, and it was more difficult to see the shells in the sea, so they felt that the shells were very precious, so they took the shells as money." ”

"Scarcity is expensive!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued: "Take an eye on the shells, take a string of ropes, five shells are skewered and called a note, two times called a friend, there is a buddy at home, this is my friend, I invite him to dinner, invite a friend to eat and grab two strings of shells to call a friend, it is my buddy who can take on this friend, so this is called a friend!" ”

"This is where my friend comes from!" Yang Jiulang said.

"Oh~"

The audience nodded in understanding.

"Listen to cross talk to increase knowledge!"

Qu Xiaoyun then explained: "The word friend is two months, and the two moons can come together, which shows that things gather like each other and have similar interests, which is the meaning of friends!" Friends are helping each other, supporting each other and calling friends, you can remember, friends include friends, friends do not include friends! ”

"Wow!" Yang Jiulang gave him a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun analyzed carefully: "How many kinds of friends are there, aren't wine and meat friends also friends!" ”

"Yes, that's fine!" Yang Jiulang nodded.

"He usually eats, but when something happens, he runs away, so we can't make friends with wine and meat!"

"Yes, I can't."

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his partner and said, for example: "Another example is an ally, take the two of us as an example, Yang Jiulang and I are allies, and we are brothers in an alliance, Yang Jiulang is my eldest brother, why should I worship him?" ”

"Why?" Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Because his daughter-in-law is good-looking!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Go, what's the purpose, you are!" Yang Jiulang grinned at him.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and defended: "No, sister-in-law is atmospheric!" Ever since I saw my sister-in-law, I decided that I had made up my mind for this friend! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"The purpose is too pure, you here!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun then gave an example: "There is also a kind of best friend, two people have reached a certain level of affection, sincere friendship!" ”

"Yes!"

"There is also a kind of pen pal, Yang Jiulang lives in Guangde Building, and has a pen pal whose home is in Tianqiao, Widow Wang!"

Gu: "I'll see if it's okay directly, it's hard to do that!" Yang Jiulang stared at the little eyes with a look of disgust.

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"There are also friends who call them donkey friends, and they have nothing to do with hiking bags!"

"Yes!"

"There is also a kind called donkey meat friend!"

"What do you mean?" Yang Jiulang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "A group of people who eat donkey meat and burn it make friends together!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Haven't heard of it!" Yang Jiulang waved his hand.

"Girlfriends, little girls make friends together!"

"Yes, it's also called a girlfriend!"

"There is also a kind called Jiyou!" Qu Xiaoyun accentuated his tone and smiled meaningfully.

"Appeal !!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the audience with a disgusted face and explained: "This group of people who are good at collecting stamps, and the friends they make together are called Jiyou!" ”

Yang Jiulang breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I didn't ask!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "You didn't ask!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Go!" Yang Jiulang pushed him.

Qu Xiaoyun then gave a serious example: "There is another kind called '***!' ”

"Appeal !!"

Yang Jiulang saw that what he said was getting lower and lower, and reached out to cover his mouth: "Hey, don't say anything!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun broke his hand and shouted, "Friends who take a bath in the bathhouse together!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !! explained"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Yang Jiulang looked at the excited appearance of the audience, and couldn't help but joke: "You are all about to come on stage and ask, right?" ”

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "So, there are many kinds of friends, all of them are different, in the past, these two people made friends, friends of the pestle, friends of the poor, friends of the neck, friends of suffering!" ”

"Hey, learned!" Yang Jiulang gave a thumbs up and praised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "There are so many types, all kinds of expressions are different, this is very complicated, making friends is a science!" ”

"You just said that, tell us about it specifically!" Yang Jiulang was interested.

Qu Xiaoyun was puzzled: "When will I go, let's give an example!" ”

"Yes!"

"For example, I just mentioned a neck-to-neck friend!"

"I hear that!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "The one who killed himself is the one who killed himself, and the neck is the neck, do you understand?" It's not a neck! ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun added with a wicked smile: "It's not that Yang Jiulang and the widow of the pen pal Wang have met, and they are neck shut!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, and then looked at Yang Jiulang's small eyes blinking, and smiled backwards.

"Why are you talking about the widow of the king of people!" Yang Jiulang was very involved in the play and protected it.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and shook his head: "I said something inside!" ”

"Oh......"

……

Romance