After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun encouraged: "Don't look at you at seventy years old, I didn't expect to come to Peach Blossom Luck!" ”

"Seventy years old, what about peach blossom luck? Which old lady? Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and said seriously: "The twenty-year-old girl has taken a fancy to you!" ”

"Hey, what's wrong with a twenty-year-old girl?" Yang Jiulang said in disbelief.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly and teased: "I see that you don't take a bath!" ”

"I'll you, treat me as Su Daqiang!" Yang Jiulang smiled and pushed him.

"Poof~"

The stalk of the hit drama was very familiar to the audience, and they all laughed and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand: "Just made a little joke, the little girl likes what you said in cross talk, it will make people happy!" ”

"Oh, it's possible." Yang Jiulang nodded reluctantly.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "People's twenty-year-old yellow flower girl, you are a seventy-year-old yellow flower old boy!" ”

"Hey, I'm as guarded as jade until I'm seventy, I have to be called an old boy!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "You two got married in a flash, and you had a Chinese-style wedding, the kind of cave house!" ”

"Hey, it's pretty exquisite." Yang Jiulang said.

"As a good friend I made in the New Year, I went to participate, and I was about to enter the cave room, Yang Jiulang came to me and begged me to do something." Speaking of which, Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly.

Yang Jiulang narrowed his small eyes, as if he had seen through everything: "What's the matter?" I don't need your help in the cave room! ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head with a look of contempt: "What do you think!" You don't know how to read, and you still want to be more cultured in the cave room, so you took out a piece of paper with four sentences written in your pocket, and let me teach you to read it. ”

"Oh, I'm talking about the old artists of cross talk, I don't know the words yet, and the cultural level of doing this business is not high!" Yang Jiulang smiled bitterly.

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, the audience laughed forward and backwards, and the brothers who sat on the cold bench were also happy.

Yang Jiulang's words were very good, and Yu Qian instructed Gao Xiaobei to add a point to him.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said: "As a good friend, I have to help you, the four sentences are very simple, they are all vernacular - Gongzi Shili is in front of the bed, the family is thankful and the gift is returned, the boots, hats and blue shirts are all taken off, and the red silk quilt is playing!" Teach you how to do it! ”

"Wait a minute, what does the red silk mean?" Yang Jiulang stretched out his hand to stop.

"You guys are married to red, what's not to understand about this!" Qu Xiaoyun explained with a disgusted expression.

Yang Jiulang nodded: "Oh, what about the jokes?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun said shyly: "You'll know after you take it off!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha~~"

When the audience heard this, they were all in good spirits, and they all laughed and booed.

"Hey, who are the people who came to listen to cross talk today......"

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the audience and pouted, and then said: "After Yang Jiulang learned, he entered the cave room and began to carry - the son was lost in front of the bed!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!" Yang Jiulang was also happy after listening to it.

Qu Xiaoyun continued with a smile: "What's wrong with the family, the gift will be returned, and the boots, hats, blue shirts, and pants will all be taken off!" ”

"Appeal !!"

There is no doubt that this opening is very good, which brings a lot of pressure to the actors who will come on next, and I am afraid that I will not be able to catch the cold scene.

"Good fellow, I've got it done." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head and meditated: "I really can't remember Yang Jiulang's last sentence, I went out to find me, I can't forget the New Year's handover, I went into the cave room to demonstrate the full version, and the next morning I came out, Yang Jiulang fell asleep in the courtyard." ”

The audience was amused again.

"Good guy, did you do all the jokes for me?" Yang Jiulang's nose was crooked.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded like pounding garlic: "Then look at it, I have to help you to the end!" ”

"I'll you, show you!" Yang Jiulang pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Yang Jiulang just woke up in the courtyard, someone came to look for him, looking for him to perform abroad, and it will be five years after he leaves!" ”

"Huh, don't you want your wife and children?" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and explained: "The main thing is that the money given is too much, Yang Jiulang is a fan of wealth, he immediately left with others, and he came back five years later, and he was very happy after coming back, because the children are four years old!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!" Yang Jiulang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his ring finger and said, "Yang Jiulang came back with a gift, it is a ring that can detect lies." ”

"It's too high-end, the ring can be polygraphic." Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and said, "Yang Jiulang will bring a demonstration first-I have lived a very happy life abroad!" The ring is beeping! ”

"Lied."

"And then there's his daughter-in-law – I miss my husband so much! The ring beeps again! ”

"Didn't miss me at all."

"It's finally me - this kid has nothing to do with me! The ring exploded! ”

"I'll you!" Yang Jiulang smiled and pushed him.

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The joke is very good, the audience loves to listen to it, and they all laughed and gave warm applause.

After the two of them bowed, they went back to the backstage to rest.

The remaining three groups of teams performed on stage one after another.

In a blink of an eye, the performance ended, and Guo Degang and Yu Qian took a group of apprentices on stage.

There were bursts of applause from the audience.

Guo Degang asked with a smile: "Are you happy listening to the cross talk?" ”

"Happy!"

The audience responded in unison.

"What's your favorite show?"

There was a lot of chaos in the audience, and there were people who liked it.

Guo Degang nodded after listening, and pointed to Qu Xiaoyun and Yang Jiulang: "Today I like the two of them to perform this "Friend Theory", I told Teacher Yu about this paragraph before, but they changed this paragraph better, not only adding the fresh burden of Su Daqiang, but also adding the jokes in the stand-up comedy "Qingqing Misunderstands Me and I Misunderstands Qingqing", which is better than our version!" ”

After speaking, he commented on the other apprentices one by one.

After the comments, it was time for voting, and the audience lined up in an orderly manner and went on stage in turn to vote for their favorite corners.

In the end, the votes were added to the commission coupon and the addition and subtraction of the two blackboards, and Luan's old team was disbanded, and Zhang Helun, who had the highest number of votes, became the new captain.

After some consideration, Zhang Helun chose Wang Jiulong, Shang Jiuxi, and Zhang Jiunan as team members.

Guo Degang said with a smile: "A few families are happy and a few are sad, and they sent away the ones who wore red and came to hang green, no matter which team they are in, they must work hard, let's congratulate Qu Xiaoyun's team on winning this issue, come on, drink a glass of victory as the captain!" ”

"Good!"

Qu Xiaoyun took the sponsor's drink, played with the flowers, and spun one.

Finally, in the midst of laughter, the fifth episode of the second season of "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club" ended.

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Romance