After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The girl said that she has no place to live now, Yang Jiulang waved his hand after hearing this, this is not a problem, I will take you to the bank now, and my money will be deposited in you!" ”

"I'm a ghost, too." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "Yang Jiulang arrived at the bank and took the passbook there - my death date has arrived!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Is this going to be able to live, can you make it clear?" Yang Jiulang complained.

"The dead deposit has arrived!"

"That's pretty much it!"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated his partner and said, "Put my money into this girl's account!" After the deposit, the bank staff saw that your girlfriend was very beautiful and praised it, and your girlfriend was happy after listening to the praise and wanted to hug the staff, but she hugged for forty minutes! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Well, my heart is really big." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "After coming back from the bank, the two of you will live together!" ”

"So fast?" Yang Jiulang was incredulous.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said: "Living together in a very beautiful community, you live in Building 3, and she lives in Building 4!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"It's cohabitation!" Yang Jiulang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and said: "You think so, every day people cook for people, and when you go home after cooking, you think about how to solve your parents' affairs!" ”

"Poof~"

"I believe in my words." Yang Jiulang shook his hand.

Half a year has passed, and on this day, Yang Jiulang was lying at home watching TV, watching "Animal World" at twelve o'clock at night, and there was a sentence in it - the mating season has arrived. Yang Jiulang sat up after listening, yes, I'm a person with a girlfriend! Qu Xiaoyun slapped his thigh.

Yang Jiulang was angry: "I watched me with "Animal World" as a hairy film, and I only remembered it for half a year! ”

"Appeal !!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and explained, "You are simple and kind! ”

"I'm too simple!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Yang Jiulang thought of this, picked up the room key, went to his girlfriend's house in Building No. 4, and when he opened the door, he saw his girlfriend lying with a young man!" Qu Xiaoyun frowned.

"Wow!"

Yang Jiulang was stunned, and the two of them greeted him - Happy April Fool's Day!" Qu Xiaoyun beckoned.

"I believe it?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I believe it, take it home and go to sleep." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"That's the end of it?" Yang Jiulang asked unwillingly.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head, and then said: "It's not over, five months later, you and this girl walked side by side, you suddenly stopped and said to her - we are all adults, no one should take anyone as a fool, you think I lack heart!" You told me Happy April Fool's Day that day, I was so good to you, how could you lie to me, it was May 1st, not April Fool's Day! ”

"Appeal !!"

The burden sounded, and the audience laughed forward and backwards.

Yang Jiulang's brain turned green with anger: "I'll go to you, I didn't react until five months later, aren't you stupid?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and continued to preach with a smile: "Yang Jiulang was so angry that he put the knife holder selling watermelons on the roadside around his neck—saying, was it April Fool's Day that day!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay, I'm still struggling with this!" Yang Jiulang looked helpless.

"At the last moment, my friend is here!" Qu Xiaoyun said in an accentuated tone.

Yang Jiulang said excitedly: "After talking about it for a long time, my friend can be regarded as appearing!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I passed over there, as soon as I called you, as soon as you turned around, the watermelon knife was slashed to your neck!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The reversal was too sudden, and the audience made up the picture in their heads, and they couldn't be happy, and they all laughed and applauded.

Yang Jiulang was also happy after hearing it: "Okay, I didn't guess this, I thought I had to die in the hands of that woman!" ”

"I'm sad, and your girlfriend is also sad, crying in my arms!" Qu Xiaoyun said that he was sad, and Le's mouth was about to grin to the root of his ears.

"Hahaha~~"

Yang Jiulang put his hands behind his back, glared at his little eyes and said, "That person was you that day, you two have discussed it!" ”

"Not me."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and shook his head: "Two hours later, I'm really tired, so I pushed her away!" ”

"If you're not tired, you won't push it." Yang Jiulang understood him.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and returned to the topic: "As your good friend, I want to handle your funeral, and we are friends with each other!" ”

"Oh, it's such a." Yang Jiulang was not very satisfied.

Qu Xiaoyun then gave an example: "There is also a kind of year-old friend, the two are not the same age, but they get along!" ”

"Yes!"

"Let's take the two of us as an example, a young man who is twenty years older than me, and you are a seventy-year-old cross talk artist!"

"The age gap is really not small." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up to his partner: "A seventy-year-old artist with both virtue and art, every day at three o'clock in the afternoon, you appear in Tianqiao Square and talk about cross talk in the open air!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"I'm an artist, and I still talk about cross talk in the open air?" Yang Jiulang asked angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "If you don't go there and say it, you have nowhere to say it!" ”

"What kind of artist am I!" Yang Jiulang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun praised: "I am ready to talk about cross talk there every day, the audience likes you, a large number of fans surround you, and these six people are happy!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"I, the artist, are talking about cross talk around six people?" Yang Jiulang was angry.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "There is still a pregnant woman here who has not yet given birth, otherwise there are five of them." ”

"Well, I'm too good." Yang Jiulang said speechlessly.

"You said it well, you talk about the new cross talk, praise the professor, praise the teacher, praise the principal, the audience loves to listen to it very much, but when you talk about it, a group of chengguan came and almost didn't kill you!" Qu Xiaoyun said that it was very sad.

"Why did you hit me?" Yang Jiulang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "Because you didn't praise the city management!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!"

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Next time, you will have a long memory, and when you go there, you will praise the city management first, the audience loves to listen to it, throw a lot of money, and throw it on the ground!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Change, all the money?" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and gestured with his hand: "There are also people who throw a whole bundle of money, 50 million!" ”

"So much?" Yang Jiulang was happy.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and said with a smile: "Burn it after throwing the fire!" ”

"Okay!"

Yang Jiulang's eyes opened: "The dark coins have been thrown over to me, and what I said is too good!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The burden sounded, and the audience laughed forward and backwards, laughing and sending applause and applause.

……

Romance