Chapter 247: Spit in his hand

Zhao Yunyi ignored him, pointed to his hand, and explained: "This hand is divided into two parts. ”

"Which two?" Qu Xiaoyun said.

"The palm of the hand and the fingers, called the finger for the dragon's palm for the tiger, only the dragon is allowed to swallow the tiger and not the tiger to swallow the dragon, the dragon will enjoy the blessings, the tiger will swallow the dragon will be poor, the big finger is the king, the last finger is the minister, the two fingers are the main, the four fingers are the guest, the monarch and the minister are matched, and the guest and the host are together!"

Zhao Yunyi said that he was articulate, the words were correct and round, and the pauses between sentences and words were very accurate, and after Guo Degang read it, his originally straight face couldn't help but show a smile.

Zhao Yunyi smiled evilly, broke his fingers and said, "Put these four fingers away, only one middle finger is left to point like this, don't move!" ”

"Hey!" Qu Xiaoyun was put on a gesture of contempt, still pointing at himself.

Zhao Yunyi pointed with a smile: "The eyes look at the nose, the nose looks at the mouth, the mouth looks at the heart, the heart and mouth are one, the heart is buoyant, whoever looks at this posture will relieve hatred!" ”

"This is not as good as this!" Qu Xiaoyun changed to an orchid finger.

"Like words!"

Zhao Yunyi's eyes widened: "How can you joke with Mr." ”

"You're kidding me first." Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips.

"Look at the palm of your hand after reading it!"

Zhao Yunyi spread his hand and pointed: "There are eight palaces of light and eight palaces of darkness in the palm of your hand!" ”

"Tell me!" Qu Xiaoyun said.

Zhao Yunyi explained seriously: "The Eight Palaces of the Ming Dynasty, 'Dry Kang Gong Zhen Xun Likundui', the Dark Eighth Palace's 'Hugh Life and Injury Du Jing Death Shock', the palm is concave and you will make a fortune, and the palm is not concave and you will not make a fortune, close your eyes!" ”

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun closed his eyes very cooperatively.

"Oh, tui~~"

Zhao Yunyi spat into the palm of his hand and said seriously: "Hold it, hold it, don't let it run out!" ”

Guo Degang smiled when he saw this, he didn't expect the girl to be so open, if the woman said that if the cross talk could be retracted and released freely, it would be too much of a bonus for the performance.

"What's going on?"

Qu Xiaoyun closed his eyes and felt cold in his palms.

Zhao Yunyi nodded her lips with the back of her hand, and explained with a smile: "The theater doesn't allow spitting!" ”

"I'll you!"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand and leaned against her face: "Then rub against the wall!" ”

"Do you call this girl's face a wall?"

Zhao Yun forked her waist and pouted her mouth, looking very arrogant.

"Then I'm ......"

As soon as he mentioned the wall, Qu Xiaoyun unconsciously glanced down with his eyes.

"Ahem!"

Qin Xiao coughed.

Zhao Yunyi reacted, pushed his hand away, and said angrily: "Go, you can't watch it yet!" ”

"Look!" Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

"After reading the palms, look at the face!"

Zhao Yunyi pointed to his face and explained: "The face is divided into facial features!" ”

"Yes!"

"Let's take a look!"

Zhao Yunyi pointed to his face, started from his eyebrows, and introduced them in turn: "This is Dongguan, Xiguan, Nanguan, Beiguan, this is Deshengmen, Madian Bridge, on the Badaling Expressway, take Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglong Bridge, Kang Zhuangzi, Huailai County, Shacheng, Baoan, Xiahuayuan......"

"Stop!"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand and said, "Don't memorize it, what are you talking about, your facial features are not this!" ”

"Then what do you mean by facial features?" Zhao Yunyi asked rhetorically.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his face and explained: "Eyebrows, eyes, nose, mouth and ears! ”

"Yes!"

Zhao Yunyi nodded: "The eyebrows are the longevity officials, the eyes are the supervision officials, the ears are the hearing officials, the nose is the judge officials, and the mouth is the cashier!" ”

"Yes."

"One of the five senses is good for ten years of good luck, and one of the five senses is not good for ten years of bad luck!"

"Yes!"

Gu: "I'll give you a good look!" Zhao Yunyi became serious.

"Okay, you're tired!" Qu Xiaoyun replied politely.

Zhao Yunyi pursed her lips after reading it: "First of all, this eyebrow is not good!" ”

Speaking of Qu Xiaoyun, he went to the crack in his heart: "Yes, some people say that my eyebrows are too close!" ”

Zhao Yunyi shook her head: "It's not close, it's too close!" ”

"What then?" Qu Xiaoyun frowned and asked.

Zhao Yun gestured: "Move down!" ”

"Move under your eyes. That's a four-eyed dog! Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips.

Zhao Yunyi shook her head: "It doesn't work to move there, you have to move it big!" ”

"Where's it going?"

"Move two and a half feet, based on the fan, two and a half feet is moving to the top of the index finger!"

"What's the use of moving here?" Qu Xiaoyun asked incomprehensibly.

Zhao Yunyi stretched out her index finger, rubbed it on the side of her mouth decently, and explained with a smile: "It's convenient to move here to brush your teeth!" ”

"Wow, save your toothbrush!" Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips after listening.

Zhao Yunyi looked at it, frowned again and said, "Your eyes are not good!" ”

"Too big?" Qu Xiaoyun asked tentatively.

Zhao Yunyi shook her head: "It's so big, it's not, the key is that you're not a human eye!" ”

"How do you talk about that?" Qu Xiaoyun frowned.

Zhao Yunyi waved her hand and said comfortingly: "It's not scolding, it is written in the photo book, only the eyes of Rulai are human eyes in the whole world, and there are no eyes left." ”

"Oh, I haven't really heard of that."

Qu Xiaoyun understood, and asked curiously: "What's so important?" ”

Zhao Yunyi nodded and explained: "The Longyan people are on the throne and sit in the palace, the phoenix-eyed people are in charge of Chaoyang, the tiger-eyed people are the marshals, and the deer-eyed people must be monks!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun grinned: "Oh, then what kind of eyes do I have?" ”

Zhao Yunyi explained seriously: "Corns, go back to the bathhouse and ask the master to get it for you!" ”

"What's the pedicure?" Qu Xiaoyun asked angrily.

Zhao Yunyi shook her head with a smile: "No, corns are the kind of eyes of chickens." ”

"Oh, chicken eyes."

Zhao Yunyi continued to analyze: "Corn-eyed people are aggressive, and people with these eyes are all acute!" ”

"Huh!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and was happy: "You are wrong, I am a chronic son!" ”

Zhao Yunyi blurted out: "That means you are a foreign chicken!" ”

"Okay, the foreign chickens are all out." Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips.

"It's the eyes, let's talk about the nose!"

Zhao Yunyi looked at it and said, "Your nose is a little wrong, a little nostrils, and the nostrils are this place!" After speaking, he touched Qu Xiaoyun's nostrils with his hand, and then slid it and wiped it on his lips.

"Phew!"

"Phew!"

Qu Xiaoyun was shocked, he thought it was just a simple demonstration, and it would be over after touching his nose, but he didn't expect it to be real, he spat a few mouthfuls on the ground, and said in surprise: "Good guy, after touching your nose, poke it in my mouth!" ”

Guo Degang sneered, turned his head and said to Qin Xiaoxian: "This girl is really open, the first time we met, after entering the play, I don't care about you this and that, just act correctly!" ”

"Yes!"

Qin Xiao nodded with a smile: "This girl is too powerful, she is really suitable for this, if she develops well, she will have the potential of the next Sister Jia Ling!" ”

Zhao Yunyi wiped her hands, glared and said, "Let you taste salty or not!" ”

"Phew!"

Qu Xiaoyun felt that he was dirty, and complained while wiping his mouth: "What's the use of me tasting salty or not, I'm here to meet each other!" ”

"Let's move on!"

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Romance