"Tut-tut!"

Zhao Yunyi looked at it again and said, "Your mouth is even worse!" ”

"What's wrong?"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned lightly and asked curiously.

Zhao Yunyi put her hands behind her back and explained highly: "It's small! It's better to have a bigger mouth, and eat all directions! ”

"Which eight directions?" Qu Xiaoyun then asked.

Zhao Yunyi compared eight with his hand and explained: "Southeast, northwest, southeast, northwest, southeast, northwest and this is divided into four, southeast, northeast, southwest and northwest, a total of eight caves, eight directions. ”

"Oh."

"You can eat for eight days with a big mouth, but you can only eat in one direction with a small mouth, and you can only eat the western sky!" After Zhao Yunyi finished speaking, two shallow dimples were exposed.

"Go!" Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand.

Zhao Yunyi touched her chin, and then looked at it: "Your ears are not good, if only you could take them down!" ”

"Take it down?" Qu Xiaoyun's eyes widened in surprise.

Zhao Yunyi smiled and nodded: "Yes, take it down and put it on the iron sheet, you can be a gong envoy!" ”

"It's not like that! Your ears are the gongs, can you give me a good look! "Qu Xiaoyun doesn't have a good airway.

"Don't worry!"

Zhao Yunyi coaxed with a smile: "What I just said is your facial features, let me show you the good luck of the year!" Good no good? ”

"Good!"

"How old are you?" Zhao Yunyi asked.

"Twenty-five!" Qu Xiaoyun replied.

"Are you fifty-one?" Zhao Yunyi scratched her head and said with some embarrassment.

"What's that for?" Qu Xiaoyun listened with a stunned expression.

Zhao Yunyi stuck out her tongue and said mischievously: "I'm familiar with the set of words of fifty-one!" ”

"Poof~"

Qin Xiao, who was on the side, listened to the music.

"Go!"

Qu Xiaoyun looked disgusted, waved his hand and refused: "Then what kind of words, you have to count according to me, I can't count according to you!" ”

"Okay, then come at twenty-five!"

Zhao Yunyi didn't discuss it anymore, squinted her eyes, pinched her fingers and said, "I'll calculate what you belong to?" The rat is ugly, the donkey, the camel of Yinhu is ......"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned when he heard this, stretched out his hand and said, "Stop, you have fourteen phases, two more!" ”

Zhao Yunyi asked disapprenously: "Oh, then what are you?" ”

"Okay, I'll say it myself!"

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at her, and said helplessly: "I belong to the first of the twelve zodiac signs, Zi Rat!" ”

"Vegetables?"

Zhao Yunyi gave a thumbs up and praised with a smile: "Purple potatoes are good, the only vegetable is Xiang, you are very honored!" ”

"You don't say that!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and re-explained: "I'll change it to a more popular one for you, I'm a mouse!" ”

"Oh, the rats!"

Zhao Yunyi squinted her eyes, pinched her fingers decently and calculated: "I calculated that you were eight years old in the past, right?" ”

"It's not nonsense, there are seven years old jumping to nine years old!" Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips.

Zhao Yunyi asked disapprenously: "You just say it's right!" ”

"Yes!" Qu Xiaoyun nodded helplessly.

"Your eight-year-old was unusual!" Zhao Yunyi raised her tone and said in surprise.

"What's the unusual law?" Qu Xiaoyun listened very curiously.

Zhao Yunyi explained with a serious face: "In another sixteen years, you will be twenty-four!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun's nose was crooked after hearing this: "Nonsense, can you not have fun with me!" ”

"Didn't make fun of you!"

Zhao Yunyi waved her hand and asked seriously: "You are good when you are twenty-four years old, there are good things, think about it?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a moment and nodded: "There's a good thing, I'm in love!" ”

"Look at it!"

Zhao Yunyi put her hands behind her back and looked at people proudly: "How old is your girlfriend?" ”

"Two years younger than me!" Qu Xiaoyun replied.

"Not good!"

Zhao Yunyi frowned and explained to him: "You two have the same fate, you should look for the older one, the more older than you, the better, preferably seventy or eighty years old!" ”

"Good fellow, why?" Qu Xiaoyun asked incomprehensibly.

Zhao Yunyi explained seriously: "As the saying goes, a female freshman, hug the golden rooster!" ”

"What about sophomores?"

"Hold the honey pot!"

"Junior?"

"Hold the gold bricks!"

"Senior year?"

Zhao Yunyi waved her hand: "Then graduate!" ”

"Graduation is like a word!" Qu Xiaoyun glared.

"Anyway, it means that you should marry the eldest daughter-in-law!"

Zhao Yunyi explained in detail: "There are clouds in the photo book, the little daughter-in-law is not good, the wealth is like the Yangtze River, and the wealth is like the wind and clouds, the left hand holds a rake with money, the right hand holds a bottomless box, and the rake leaks a box, and I don't know which hand holds the rake, and I don't know which hand is holding the box, it may be the left hand is the rake, the right hand is the box, it is possible that the right hand is holding the rake, the left hand is holding the box......, and the south is angry."

This passage is articulate, clear, fast and not chaotic, Guo Degang was very satisfied with it, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but smile.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand to stop her, and answered her words: "I took a piece of adobe head in my hand and went to hit the dog's head." ”

"Yes!" Zhao Yunyi's eyes widened in surprise and nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I don't know that the angry adobe head hit the dog's head, and I don't know that the dog's head touched the angry adobe head!" ”

"Good!"

Zhao Yunyi teased: "If I say one more, you will definitely not be able to learn, there is a lama from the south......"

"Stop, you!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said angrily: "I'm here with you for a tongue twister!" ”

"Oh...... Blame me, where did you just go? ”

Zhao Yunyi said comfortingly with a smile, smiling and winking, very pleasing.

"What a memory! Just talked about my girlfriend! Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly, looking helpless.

Zhao Yunyi's eyes lit up and asked, "You guys always fight, right?" ”

"Yes. Old bastard! Qu Xiaoyun was embarrassed.

Zhao Yunyi waved her hand: "Don't admit it, I can see it, she always twists her eyebrows and glares, puffing out her little cheeks, she can't hide it from me!" ”

"Really!" Qu Xiaoyun was surprised.

Zhao Yunyi put her hands behind her back and pretended: "You are from the Northeast, you don't have a house in the capital at present, is it right to rent a house?" ”

"Yes!" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

Zhao Yunyi rolled her eyes, and then analyzed: "It's not too far from the Beizhan Theater, after going out, you will take a car three stops to your house, and you live with your girlfriend!" ”

"Yes!"

"You two are fighting, you and your girlfriend ate fried cakes this morning?"

"Yes!"

"You eat four, your girlfriend eats one!"

"That's right, we're coming!"

"I ate jajangmyeon for lunch! Forget to fry the noodles and eat them all! ”

"Yes, the fried cake is so sweet!"

"I ate dumplings at night, because you didn't put the stuffing, and the two of you had a fight!"

"Yes!"

In this series of questions, Qu Xiaoyun's jaw dropped in shock, and he dragged it with one hand.

"Then your rent is more than 4,000 yuan a month, and as soon as you enter the house, there is a refrigerator on your right hand and an electric oven on it!"

"Good guys, you know that!"

"On the left hand side is the bedroom, there is an electronic organ in the bedroom, and next to the electronic organ is the bed!"

"Yes!"

Zhao Yunyi put her hands behind her back, pursed her lips, and was proud: "There is still a photo of your father hanging in the living room!" ”

"That's right, how can you be so smart?" Qu Xiaoyun asked in surprise.

Zhao Yunyi sneered: "It's impossible not to work, the circle of friends you posted!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands: "Okay, let you see it!" ”

……

Romance