I saw that the audience listened very carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with satisfaction and continued: "Although this An Lao Liu's business has been opened, the business has not been good since it was opened!" A lot of things are very strange, you see that he used to work for others, although the shopkeeper's human nature is not good, but he has a fixed customer base, as long as he orders to eat meat, he will come! ”

An Lao Liu made it himself, he still has the same craftsmanship or that taste, but no one buys it, and he is worried when he looks at it. Why? This is the money of my friend Wang Jinhua to open this stall! If you have nothing to do, take a look at the street, there are two shops selling braised pork on this street! People also look at him, this thing is a rival, and it is not pleasing to anyone who looks at him! ”

"An Lao Liu thought to himself that he was a newcomer, so he should come forward and say hello, people don't like to look at him, one of these two braised meat shops is a small restaurant, braised meat can be sold, and if it can't be sold in the house, it can also be sold and drunk, and the other is specialized in selling braised meat, and the shopkeeper who specializes in selling braised meat is called Lao Cake!"

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand, explaining: "It's not our father who burns cakes, I know what you want to do as soon as you have fun!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "We don't know why, anyway, it's called Lao Cake, Lao Cake is also its own craft, these two businesses are a bit on top, Lao Cake looks at him, he looks at Lao Cake, and it's not very pleasant to look at each other, but An Lao Liu feels that they are all on the same street, and he is later, so be polite to others, or say hello." ”

"In the past two days, the opening of the braised meat stall should be happy, but An Lao Liu is in a particularly bad mood, because his daughter-in-law ran away with someone, and he has a daughter-in-law at home, who thinks he is unproductive. After running away, this daughter-in-law has a younger brother at home, and the brother-in-law always asks An Lao Liu to ask for someone. ”

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the tone of the characters in the book and said: "I have been making trouble for two days in a row, and An Lao Liu didn't like to take care of him, I found this stall today, An Lao Liu has no rut - your sister ran away with home, don't come to ask me, find it yourself!" What can the two of them say, it's all some arch fire, they came for two days in a row, and the third day came again, and it was almost dark when they came! ”

"An Lao Liu's sales today are not bad, there are a few families who need braised meat for happy events, they buy a lot, basically sell almost, I'm very happy, I'm putting things in the house and preparing to rest on the board, my brother-in-law is here!"

Qu Xiaoyun played the two corners, and said again: "Brother-in-law is good at blocking the door - brother-in-law!" An Lao Liu doesn't like to look at him - don't call me, I'm not your brother-in-law, your sister ran away with someone, maybe who is your brother-in-law! My brother-in-law sat down when he entered the house - you tell you the truth, are you sorry for my sister? An Lao Liu is in a hurry - you go out, I tell you, I will wait for her to come back one day about your sister, let's talk face to face, don't tell me this! ”

"Brother-in-law won't leave - do you think it's easy for my sister to follow you? Since I followed you, I haven't eaten anything good, and I haven't worn good clothes, and you haven't seen anyone alive or dead until now, I think we have to talk about today's events, otherwise, let's go to court! ”

"An Lao Liu—you bastard is a bit like your sister! Your family is unreasonable! When my brother-in-law heard this, he stretched out his hand and picked up the kitchen knife - our family is just unreasonable, and I will give you two ways today, or you will go with me, let's discuss this matter, or you take out some money, and I will take your money out to find my sister! ”

"An Lao Liu, what if I don't give you money? The brother-in-law put the kitchen knife on his neck - see? That's it, you push this knife, and we'll be done, okay? An Lao Liu - you put this knife down, let me tell you, I'm not scaring you, I'm an expert in this thing, you put it down, it's over with a touch! The brother-in-law is happy - if you coax it, let's save our worries! ”

The brother-in-law leaned forward while talking, but An Lao Liu was angry, and grabbed him by the collar of his neck, meaning to let him go out, just like that, the brother-in-law competed, poof, and was pulling his neck, and he couldn't say it if he wanted to speak, and he lay down! An Lao Liu was frightened, and briefly said that the brother-in-law died of anger after a while! ”

An Lao Liu closed the door, and the person sat there stupid, and his brain was confused, so he wondered why he ended up in the field today? I wondered in my heart - who do you blame? Blame his sister! Since I got married to her, I have to talk about me all day long, scold me every day, compare me with my neighbors, and every neighbor has come over, and they are all better than me! Later, she ran away with someone, and this brother-in-law came to beat me at home, oops, I'm doing this day! ”

"Complaining is complaining, now the top priority, there is a dead body in the house, what should I do? An Lao Liu stood up and walked back and forth in the house, thinking about it, he remembered that the meat was selling well today! ”

"Oh!!"

Finally, the theme was discussed, and the audience couldn't help but be surprised when they heard this.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly and said: "It is said that you have to buy the goods before dawn, if you want to do this, you can not buy them, so let's stew him!" ”

As soon as An Lao Liu thought of this, people's desire to create came up, and he took off his clothes for his brother-in-law, and clicked with a knife, he was an expert! If you can't use it or it's easy to find, put it on the side alone, and leave the good meat that should be cut and washed, and then get to work! ”

"It's dawn, there is a big pot of meat, and there is not much, a person is more than 100 catties, and how much can be left in the end if you throw away what you can't eat, that is, dozens of catties bigger. Open the door and put it at the door, An Lao Liu will already be a little stupid and not stupid, slowly dawn, there are more people on the street one after another, and after a while, the old cake is over! ”

When the audience heard this, their hearts beat and they all guessed.

Qu Xiaoyun played the two corners, and gestured: "The old cake came over when he smelled the fragrance, standing here and looking at his meat basin, An Lao Liu's eyes were red after not sleeping all night, what are you going to do here!" Lao Bi looked at the meat on the table, pointed with his hand, and An Lao Liuxin finished speaking, this is a solved case! ”

Qu Xiaoyun raised his nose and sniffed it twice, imitating the state of the character and said: "Old cake - this tastes good!" You spin it for me and I'll taste it! An Lao Liu was stunned and speechless, and when Lao Bi saw that he was stunned and didn't move, he took a knife and twisted a piece, threw it in his mouth and tasted it, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up after tasting it - I said that you dare to do business here? Your craft is much better than mine, it's so delicious, you must have a knack, how do you make it so delicious? ”

Qu Xiaoyun stammered: "An Lao Liu-the raw materials are good!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience, and the tense atmosphere just now was relieved.

Qu Xiaoyun then imitated: "Old cake - tell me how to do it?" An Lao Liu waved his hand - inconvenient! The old cake left without a rut, and An Lao Liuhan came down, and his heart said that it was delicious? I got some of it myself and threw it in my mouth! It's delicious, eh, what's going on? ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by the appearance of the second offender.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "An Lao Liu is wondering, there is a woman on the other side of the street, in her twenties wearing a cheongsam and high heels, she is very beautiful, and she comes out of the dance field not far away, it is a dancer from the Daxin dance field!" ”

According to the data, a dancer can earn about 100 to 2 or 300 a month, and an ordinary worker may only earn ten or eight yuan a month!"

The audience was surprised after listening to it, they didn't expect the gap to be so big.

Qu Xiaoyun introduced: "This dancer has a stage name named Xue Na, who has just walked out of the dance hall with the guests after work, Xue Na walked to An Lao Liu's shop, looked at the meat in the basin and felt good - is the meat just out of the pot?" Cut me a piece, cut this piece, this piece is good! ”

"Cut it, An Lao Liuxin said that the meat is sold and it will be down-to-earth! cut a large piece and weighed it, and after weighing, he took the dried lotus leaves and rolled the meat, and gave it to others, and when they left, he continued to be stupid with this prisoner! ”

"Dancing girls take meat home, in fact, many dancers in the past are children of good families, life at home is hard, there is no way, you can only think of an idea to make money, Xue Na this girl is, live with her father, hurry to go home to get food for the old man, she goes to work every night, it is not easy!"

"It's home, and as soon as the door opens, his father—is he back? Xue Na - I'm back, I've bought you some meat, we have that cake at home, I'll get you another soup!" Xue Na went to the kitchen to cut meat for his father, cut a plate and put it there - you wait, I'll get you some soup, and then turned and ran to the kitchen. ”

When Xue Na came out with the soup again, she looked at the table, and was stunned, after cutting a plate of meat, his father was sitting there and eating, eating one by one, and there would be two or three slices left on the plate! Xue Na was happy - hey, Dad, you are really good, is the meat delicious? Can you stand it with all this meat? ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly and said: "Girl, the meat is too fragrant, I also told you, the father who eats meat is not a layman, this meat is human flesh!" ”

After Gu finished speaking, he fell and woke up.

"Good !!"

When it comes to the wonderful place, the audience is still unsatisfied, but there is no way, and the people who come to the tightrope festival are also die-hard fans, not to mention that the book is good, and it is also very popular, and they have sent warm applause.

In the warm applause, Qu Xiaoyun bowed and stepped down.

Hou Ye took the stage again to announce the curtain: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Crooked Singing Taiping Lyrics", the performer pigtail, Yang Jiulang! ”

Qu Xiaoyun returned to the backstage to drink saliva, just listened to the explosion outside, as soon as the pigtail appeared on the stage, he didn't speak, so he went to that station, and the girls in the audience cheered with their lives, and the two of them were stunned for three minutes without opening their mouths.

The backstage brothers were very envious when they saw this welcoming posture.

"Cut!"

Xiao Yueyue pursed his lips after hearing this, and made a bet with his senior brothers: "Do you believe it or not, when Sun Fatzi and I appear, the cheers will be louder than the two of them?" ”

Everyone looked at him with disdain, only Qu Xiaoyun praised the senior brother very much.

"Brother Yue, if it was two years ago, I would definitely believe you!" Qu Xiaoyun teased with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

As soon as these words came out, the backstage actors all burst into laughter.

Xiao Yueyue covered his heart, his body shook twice, and after eating this wave of damage, he rushed over and scuffled with Qu Xiaoyun: "I'll you, I hate it when others say that I am the most popular cross talk actor in Deyun Club in the first two years!" ”

……

The best interaction in the show is the pigtail group, singing a Taiping lyrics can sing the effect of the concert, it is not easy to be a die-hard fan of pigtails, and you have to know everything about the traditional jokes sung.

In the blink of an eye.

In the warmest applause of the audience, pigtails and Yang Jiulang bowed and stepped off the stage.

"Uncle Hou, still playing there, it's time to report the curtain!"

Yang Jiulang, who had just returned to the backstage, widened his eyes in surprise, and patted his shoulder to remind.

"Huh? Are you all done? ”

Hou Ye was stunned for a moment, but after reacting, he hurriedly stood up, handed the mobile phone in his hand to Qin Xiaoxian, and explained seriously: "Old Qin, I'll go to the stage to report the curtain, you help me press these two buttons, hide from it, others blame me for beating me to death!" ”

Okay!

Dare to stand up in such a hurry is not in a hurry to report the curtain, but to explain the game.

“……”

Guo Degang pursed his lips after reading it, he wanted to say something and stopped, and it was okay to take the intangible cultural heritage left by the master.

After explaining the game, Hou Ye came to the stage to report the curtain slowly.

"Please enjoy the cross talk ...... below"

Hou Ye pondered for a moment, scratched his head, and explained with a smile: "I'm sorry everyone, I forgot what cross talk you said, the performer is Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience, and the audience knew the character of Hou Ye, and they didn't mean anything strange at all, but they thought that his simple appearance was very interesting.

After Hou Ye stepped down, Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang shook their heads with a helpless smile, and performed on stage, talking about the traditional program "The Big Bodyguard", arranging for the two of them to be behind the pigtails, and they also believed in their strength, so that they would not be cold.

This line of old saying is good - Wen is afraid of the article, and Wu is afraid of the big bodyguard.

This show is very difficult, and it is also a performance that shows the skills of cross talk actors.

The reason why this line left such a sentence is because it is difficult to create characters, and the jokes of "Article Meeting" should be sour and fake, but he is not a person with a real level of education.

The tease of "The Big Bodyguard" must have the momentum of a martial artist, but he is not a person with real skills, and the two identities must intersect and establish each other! The good points are the same as the difficulties, creating a standing character who "doesn't know how to pretend to understand", leading to an unbelievable absurd story.

In the past, if the cross talk actors didn't know "Article Club" and "The Big Bodyguard", they couldn't get the whole share when they shared the money backstage, for example, they should have received 100 yuan, just because you don't know these two works, you can only give you 80, if you can't even sing Taiping lyrics, then you can only give you 75.

It can be seen that in the past, if you wanted to gain a foothold in the cross talk industry, you had to have real life.

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang performed very well, not only the audience liked it, but even Guo Degang praised it.

One of the characteristics of the two of them's "Big Bodyguard" is that after the "Night Battle Bafang Hidden Knife Style" came out, he wiped his neck with a fan, and then fell to the ground, but Xiao Meng fell but was caught by Jiuliang, this detail made many Deyun girls feel "sweet"!

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Romance