A few burdens came down, and the audience listened very attentively.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Guo Degang and Yu Qian went to ten o'clock in the morning, and the rehearsal was not dispersed until ten o'clock in the evening! ”

"Why is it so late?" Yan Heshen asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene at that time and said: "Rehearsing a new show, the two of them are old and have a hard time memorizing words, and they are tired, Guo De just came up with an idea - Brother Qian, you see that it is not easy for the two of us to rehearse for a day, let's make a bet to relax, do you dare?" ”

"It's fun!" Yan He was happy.

Qu Xiaoyun played two corners and said: "Yu Qian-you say, how to play?" Guo Degang - Brother Qian, you, take off all your clothes! ”

"Yu Qian was anxious after hearing this-Guo Degang, what are you going to do? I haven't seen you in the same person as me in all these years! ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, smiling forward and backward.

"This stinky fish is looking for rotten shrimp!" Yan Heshen smiled and shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun then imitated: "Guo Degang hurriedly retreated—you wait first, you misunderstood!" ”

Yan He was happy: "It's too urgent! ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "What do you mean? You take off all your clothes, see if you dare, go out and spare us to run around this small warehouse, as long as you dare to run around outside with your bare butt, I will give you 50,000 yuan! ”

"So much?" Yan Heshen was surprised when he heard this.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Yu Qian thought about it, this place is very remote, suburban, not to mention the camera, there are very few street lights, there is no one in this place at all, run a lap and give 50,000, this small place can't be used for a minute, so I agreed." ”

"Okay!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "Yu Qian took off a big bare buttocks, and it was quite white!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Wow!"

"Yu Qian finished taking off the dingle and walked out, and there was not a single fly!"

"You wait first." Yan Heshen stretched out his hand to stop.

"What's wrong?" Qu Xiaoyun asked angrily.

Yan Heshen smiled and asked, "What is the movement?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience, and some female audience members turned red after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Then you don't care, no one!" ”

"Since you say it, you have to explain it clearly!" Yan He was interested and asked.

"Appeal !!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly and explained helplessly: "Yu Qian bought a new watch, and the big steel chain of the watch was dingle, you know!" ”

"Oh......" Yan Hexian nodded dissatisfied.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "After Yu Qian went out, he saw that there was no one outside, this small circle was useless for four or six steps and two minutes, and he didn't even sweat, so he went back to Guo Degang to ask for money - Guo Degang took out the money, you see I ran away, I went out here and came back there, hurry up and pay the money, you are a fool if you don't give it to you!" ”

"What a word!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun analyzed the benefits and said: "You said that you didn't give it, Guo Degang felt distressed, and I won't promise you people!" ”

"Yes!"

"But Guo Degang is smart and has an idea to deal with it!"

"How did you deal with it?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "Brother Qian, I didn't expect you to be so shameless, so let's do it, for example, if I go out and run around with my bare butt, are you embarrassed to ask for this money?" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"This is a slap in the face!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Yu Qian is a kind person, you can run around, I don't want this money!" ”

"Not bad money!" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Guo Degang also took off his bare buttocks, came to the door with a ding, pushed open the door and looked ......"

Yan Heshen interrupted again: "Guo Degang also wears a watch? ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "Guo Degang never wears a watch!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was not happy, and they were all waiting to hear how he was round.

"Then what's going on?" Yan Heshen asked with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun patted him and said impatiently: "Bracelet, why do you always pay attention to these details!" ”

"I love to hear this!" Yan Heshen smiled.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and then said: "Guo Degang wore a string of hands, pushed open the door and saw that there was no one, so he ran away!" Alas......"

"What's the matter? What are you sighing for? Yan He asked curiously.

"There are unpredictable circumstances in the sky, and people have good and bad luck."

"What do you mean?"

"Yu Qian ran a lap and was fine, he didn't run anything, Guo De just went out and just ran half a lap, it's broken!" Qu Xiaoyun shook his hand.

"What's wrong?"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene at that time and said: "Then there are four security guards, holding flashlights, and shouting at Guo Degang - hey, what are you doing?" What do you run bare-ass without sleeping in the middle of the night? I ignored you when you came out just now, why did you come out again? ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, smiling forward and backward.

Yan Heshen was also happy: "Okay, treat Yu Qian as him!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun said seriously: "It's true, I am proving from the side that the two of them are serious and responsible for the art of cross talk!" ”

"Yes!"

"It's a day of rehearsals and I want to relax, right?"

"Yes!"

"Guo Degang and Yu Qian's cross talk is really good, can it be so popular?"

"That's right!"

Qu Xiaoyun's expression changed, and he said: "But after the fire, there are positive and negative, this can't be helped!" ”

"No, what's the negative?" Yan Heshen was curious.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "You think, he has been popular for so many years, and when he first became popular, all major newspapers and news media were Guo Degang, and they all reported on him!" ”

"Yes!" Yan Heshen nodded.

"This causes people's hearts and thoughts to fluctuate a little, which is normal!"

"Swell!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, after he became popular, he knew more people, and the social circle was different from the original, the people I knew were all selling clothes and newspapers, they were all these people, and the female stars, female models, female singers, female directors, female self-employed people, female entrepreneurs, heh, there are endless, and there are many beautiful ones!" ”

"Indeed!"

Qu Xiaoyun whispered: "Guo Degang took advantage of his daughter-in-law's travel to take it home!" ”

"Wow!" Yan Hexian's eyes widened in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun said seriously: "This is all true, I am responsible for what I say, at that time, Da Lin was still young, and the daughter-in-law was not at home when she traveled for the time, Guo De just went home to pick up her daughter, and the family bought a new house, a large area, the two of them hugged in the living room, and hugged the woman, and it was broken just when she hugged it!" ”

"What's wrong?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands: "The door is open!" ”

"Heh, is this my daughter-in-law back?" Yan He guessed in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "It's not his daughter-in-law, it's Da Linzi!" ”

"Oh!"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "Oh, son, why didn't you go to school?" By the way, I asked you to quit school! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!"

……

Romance