After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then imitated: "Child, let me introduce you, this is Dad's friend, you can call Auntie, Dad is playing with Auntie, don't look at this, the child knows that this thing is harmful!" Give you fifty dollars to go out and surf the Internet, CF, go! ”

"Okay!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

"Guo Qilin didn't leave with fifty, and looked at Guo Degang, Guo Degang was in a hurry, why are you unlucky kid looking at this thing, this is Auntie, Dad is playing with Auntie, I'm giving you fifty, League of Legends, go!"

"Guo Qilin won't leave with a hundred yuan, Guo Degang took out another hundred yuan from his pocket, what's the matter, you kid, give you another hundred, two hundred yuan, PUBG, go!"

"Guo Qilin not only didn't leave with 200 yuan, but he said something to Guo Degang enough!"

"What did you say?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Dad, I'm not leaving, last time my mother took an uncle to play with me and gave me six hundred!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Yan He waved his hand in detail and explained to the audience: "Everyone listens to him, what he just said is made up by him, it's not like that!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what was wrong, and then said: "Let's not interfere in our private life, what Guo Degang said in cross talk is really top-notch!" ”

"Yes!" Yan Heshen nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun praised: "Guo Degang and Teacher Yu's assistance are better, Teacher Yu is very good now, we can't compare with the old-timers, that is, today's actors do not surpass Teacher Yu, I just think so, even you are counted!" ”

"Yes, I really can't surpass the teacher!" Yan Heshen nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Teacher Yu's cross talk is amazing!" It is said that everyone can learn to tease and sing four lessons, and the level is high! ”

"That's a role model!" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and said, "Teacher Yu has also taught you, Guo Degang is your master, and Yu Qian is your master!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"I haven't heard of it, what a master, that's uncle!" Yan He waved his hand in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Anyway, the elders, Guo Degang and Yu Qian are the most famous cross talk actors in the world, these two people teach you cross talk every day, what reason do you have to say bad?" ”

"That's it!"

"What you said is really good, it's a little worse than Teacher Yu anyway!"

"That's pretty much!" Yan Heshen was very modest.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "It's much better than you with others, I like to listen to cross talk the most!" ”

"Really?" Yan Heshen smiled.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued to praise: "What characteristics do you say cross talk? Funny and humorous, with endless aftertaste, this is the biggest advantage of cross talk! ”

"It's over, your evaluation is too high!" Yan Heshen smiled and waved his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "The effect of some people's cross talk is quite strong, but it is not interesting to think about it carefully, and the logic does not make sense!" ”

"Well, nonsense!" Yan Heshen nodded in agreement.

"You don't have this problem, and the aftertaste is endless!"

"Hey, I'm sorry." Yan Heshen smiled and lowered his head.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a wicked smile: "How can you say that the aftertaste is endless? Listening to his cross talk may not feel so ridiculous, don't worry, wait for two days, you will forget! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"In this realm, he won't give you any trouble!"

Yan He pushed him in detail: "That's not fun at all, I said that the cross talk audience is not happy, then it proves that my cross talk is not successful!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun clasped his ears: "Say it again? ”

"What I said in cross talk was unsuccessful!" Yan Heshen repeated in an accentuated tone.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Hey, I can't think of such an appropriate word, look at it!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Seeing the Han Zhuang being played, there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"Or do people know themselves, how many years have you said cross talk?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

"Fifteen years!"

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then asked, "You are Guo Degang's apprentice, what is your name?" ”

"What kind of thing is like words, I'm a crane, Yan Heshen!" Yan He didn't have a good airway.

Qu Xiaoyun said uncertainly: "Yan? Minority? ”

Yan Heshen shook his head: "No, I'm Han!" ”

"Oh, traitor!"

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized: "It's okay, we don't discriminate against traitors, as long as you change your mind, we will arrange for you to go undercover!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Heshen pursed his lips: "What kind of ears are you?" I'm not a traitor, I'm Han! ”

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Impossible, is there a surname Qian?" ”

Yan Heshen gave an example: "The scientist Qian Lao is surnamed Qian!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Oh, it's true!" ”

"Wait!"

Yan Heshen reacted and pushed him: "I let you deviate, I don't have a surname Qian, my surname is Yan!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed back and forth.

Qu Xiaoyun said indifferently: "Qian and Yan's pronunciation are not the same, why are they so serious!" ”

"Nonsense, you are happy to change your surname to a cross talk!" Yan He didn't have a good airway.

Qu Xiaoyun compromised and said: "Cheng, according to you, we are not familiar with his foreign surname, there is no him in the hundred family names, there are not a hundred family names, there are more than four hundred, and he is not included!" ”

"Hey, including me!" Yan Heshen stretched out his hand to stop.

"Is there anyone with the surname Yan in the hundred family names?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Yan Heshen nodded: "Yes, Chai Qu Yan Chong!" ”

"Is there such a sentence? I've memorized hundreds of family names since I was a child, and I don't have this sentence! ”

Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking: "Zhao Qiansun Li, Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, Feng Chen Chuwei, Jiang Shen Han Yang, Zhu Qin You Xu, He Lu Shi Zhang, Kong Cao Yanhua, Jin Wei Tao Jiang, Qi Xie Zou Yu, Bai Shui Dou Zhang, Yun Su Pan Ge, Xi Fan Peng Lang, Lu Wei Changma, Miao Feng Huafang, Yu Ren Yuan Liu, Yu Bao Shitang, Fei Lian Cen Xue, Lei He Ni Tang ......"

The speed of speech is getting faster and faster, but it is fast and not chaotic, and the words are clear, and the audience gave warm applause while listening.

Carrying it on his back, Qu Xiaoyun patted his thigh: "Oh, I remembered, there is your surname, there is a surname Yan in the hundred families, and the brain with the surname is still smart, and your brain is quite smart!" ”

"Prizes, prizes!" Yan Heshen smiled and waved his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Speaking of cross talk, we all pay attention to speaking, learning and singing, these are our four basic skills, Yan Heshen is very smart, he can't know all the four basic skills, this is also quite rare!" ”

Yan Heshen pushed him and interrupted: "Hey, wait a minute, what do you mean at all!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun patted the folds on his clothes and asked, "Why are you beating me?" You don't know how to talk badly, you man, isn't this a compliment to you! ”

"Which one is complimenting me?" Yan Heshen frowned.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "Saying that you can learn the four basic skills of teasing and singing, you can do all of them, and 'all of them' are not praising you!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Yan He sighed in detail: "You are talking about people, you change the word, 'all'!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Oh, no!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Gu "Okay, it's more porcelain!" Yan He pursed his lips.

"What did you say!" Qu Xiaoyun looked innocent.

Yan He changed his words in detail: "All of them! ”

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and asked, "None of them?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Yan Heshen said angrily: "Are you sincere, bullying me for being slow-minded!" ”

"If you succeed, you won't be able to do it!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a perfunctory voice and explained to the audience: "To learn to sing, to say is to tell some little jokes, lantern riddles, to learn to fly in the sky, to run on the ground, to swim in the water, to jump in the barley, to speak in various provinces, local dialects, to laugh is to make everyone laugh is to laugh, to sing is to tell Taiping lyrics and rat treasure, mainly these two aspects!" ”

"Yes!" Yan Heshen nodded in agreement.

"You have to have a good voice to sing Taiping lyrics, my master sings well, let's not show it blindly, wait for him to come on the stage in a while, you applaud him and let him sing, Rat Lai Bao This has gradually developed into an allegro book, which is an emerging art, let's do it today, I will sing an allegro book for you, do you like to listen to it?" After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he took out an allegro from the table.

"Good!"

The audience was very enthusiastic and gave enthusiastic applause.

"Thank you friends, I'm so happy!"

After Qu Xiaoyun thanked him, he turned his head and said to his partner: "Don't be idle, how about we have a PK on the spot?" ”

"What do you mean?" Yan He asked in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It's through the show, guess which part I'm singing!" ”

Yan Heshen pursed his lips, with a look of disdain, patted his chest and agreed: "Yes, I've been listening to Allegro since I was four years old!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "You said that it's useless, let's talk about the facts, you don't know if I sing a paragraph!" ”

Yan He straightened his waist in detail: "I know for sure!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes widened, and he choked on fire: "If you know, let's switch up, I'm your son!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Heshen pushed him: "You wait, what if you don't adjust it?" Am I your son? ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with satisfaction: "Don't be joking, don't be so polite!" ”

"Just play, don't take advantage of it!" Yan Heshen was speechless.

"Okay, let's have a while, you listen to it!" Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking and played the allegro in his hand.

"Da Da ......Da Da

"Da Da ......Da Da

After entering the singing section, Qu Xiaoyun opened his mouth and sang: "The twenty-one-year-old widow, she is discouraged, she thinks that the slave family is miserable, she committed a white dress after the door, and Yan He, who is in charge, died, and he has not scolded the slave family for ninety-two days......

Allegro played well, sang quite charmingly, and had a good sense of rhythm, and it could be seen that there was no lack of effort, and the audience gave enthusiastic applause while listening.

Yan Heshen stretched out his hand and said, "Wait a minute, stop singing, this paragraph is called "The Little Widow Goes to the Grave", what does it have to do with me?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and gave a thumbs up: "Okay, I didn't see that there were two times, I'll have another paragraph, and you won't be able to touch the door for another paragraph, you don't have to say your name, and you don't have to say which one is sent, you can pick up the next sentence for me to prove that you have the ability!" ”

Yan Heshen looked disdainful, cleared his throat and replied, "Okay, I'll sing two sentences too!" ”

"I'll make a traditional joke, you listen to this!"

"Da Da ......Da Da

"Da Da ......Da Da

The allegro sounded, and Qu Xiaoyun opened his mouth to sing: "I'm talking about two sheep on the high mountain, and my little section is so long!" Come, continue the next sentence! ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"I'll pick up your grandma's grandson!" Yan He burst out in a foul mouth.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips: "I guessed it, I can't pick it up and become angry, scolding the street there, isn't my grandmother's grandson still me!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

has a strong sense of logic, which amused the audience.

"Not at all!" Yan He waved his hand in detail, not angry.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and explained, "You won't just tell me that there is no such thing!" Let me tell you, this is called "A Very Poignant Love Story of Two Sheep on the Mountain"! ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yan He pouted in detail: "There are more names in this paragraph than in this paragraph, are you embarrassed to be an actor or a difficult to report!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun snorted: "You care, you still have less!" ”

"You made it up with your eyes closed!" Yan He glared at him.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and continued to preach: "This is the basic skill of cross talk, some will be better, some will be worse, but they all have to be learned and mastered, you said that cross talk can't just be in no shape after coming up, making fun of people, that's second, there must also be a text, do you agree?" ”

Yan He pursed his lips and complained, "You are the one who has no text!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun's face sank: "I can't talk anymore!" ”

Yan He frowned and said, "You can name a place where I will obey you......"

"You have to accept everything, why don't you accept it, just the two of us have a relationship!" After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he hugged his partner's shoulder.

"What friendship?" Yan Heshen looked confused.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and introduced to the audience: "Some of you don't know, the relationship between the two of us is relatively close, some friends know that some friends are not very familiar, the audience present at today's tightrope festival are all food and clothing parents, let me introduce you to all, I am his father!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

After laying so much groundwork, the result was to take advantage, but the audience didn't expect that the sense of contrast amused everyone.

Yan He nudged him carefully.

"Why are you pushing me!"

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his shoulders and added, "Godson! I'm your dad's godson, right? ”

"That's right!" Yan Heshen nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "You are my son!" ”

"Huh?"

Yan He's eyes widened in detail, and his sleeves rolled up.

Seeing this, Qu Xiaoyun quickly replied: "Godfather! ”

"......" Yan Heshen lowered his sleeves.

"My daughter-in-law is your mother...... The goddaughter! Your mother is my daughter-in-law...... Godmother! ”

"Do you break sentences when you speak?" Yan He glared at him.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and said with an innocent face: "My breath is relatively short!" ”

"You don't suffer if you're short of breath, you're always an elder!" Yan Heshen complained angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and asked nonchalantly: "Then tell me in front of your friends in the audience, am I your father...... The godfather? ”

"yes!" Yan Heshen nodded.

"Hahahaha~~"

It took a long time to successfully wrap Zhuang Zhuang in.

The audience looked at Zhuang Zhuang and Hanhan, and saw that he hadn't reacted yet, so they were staggering with joy, and they all smiled and applauded.

……

Romance