"Thank you, hahaha!!"

After taking advantage of Qu Xiaoyun, everyone who is happy can see the back molars.

"You're so bad!" Yan Heshen reacted and pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun tidied up his clothes, and complained with virtue: "We have a friendship, and the relationship is very good, since the relationship is good, I am not conservative with you, I will be willing to teach you anything!" ”

"What would you do if you were like that?" Yan Heshen said disdainfully.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said confidently: "I know foreign languages, foreign languages were not used in the past to perform in the small garden, and now our Deyun Club often goes to perform all over the world, of course, the audience is Chinese, but you can use it when you go to a shopping mall abroad and buy something!" ”

"That's right!" Yan Heshen nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and asked, "Are you a foreign language spirit?" ”

"Not ......very smart," Yan Heshen shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "It's okay, I'll teach you!" ”

"Cheng, then tell me what to listen to, which language are you good at?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun's mouth pouted as if it were eighty thousand, and he said, "Which one you want to learn, I'll teach you!" ”

Yan He raised his eyes and thought about it: "English, this one is the most used!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "English is good, I teach you English, I don't know how many people in the entire cross talk industry are, but I have observed that many people who speak cross talk can speak English, some are good and some are almost, I dare not say that I speak English best, but I know that there is a person who speaks cross talk with the best English!" ”

"Who?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun replied with a smile: "Mountain! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Nonsense, English is the mother tongue of the mountain!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun said indifferently: "Anyway, that's what it means, I'll teach you English, and you have to know twenty-two letters to learn English first!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Yan Heshen stopped with a disgusted face: "Stop, or let's get out of class, I won't study!" ”

"Why?" Qu Xiaoyun was confused.

Yan He frowned and explained: "Your number of letters is not right, I heard that it is twenty-six letters!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, not caring and said, "Don't take it seriously, it's less than thirty anyway!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good fellow, that's okay!" Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I mean to learn the twenty-two letters first, and then learn the remaining four letters, that's what I mean!" ”

"Good fellow, learn all twenty-six letters twice!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "After learning the alphabet, learn phonetic transcription, and then waltz rumba......"

"Okay, this is a different dance!" Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "When you learn steel pipe, you will graduate!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up for the bewitching appearance of the strong and fat body in front of the steel pipe, and smiled backwards and forwards.

Yan He waved his hand in detail, and said angrily: "I don't learn that, my body is worse than English, can you do English?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Okay, how many letters can you memorize now?" ”

"Letters? I can memorize it, and I can still sing that alphabet song! Yan Heshen looked proud.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, believing him: "Okay, then if you know, let's skip this alphabet class!" In this way, let me touch your bottom, I will see how well you have mastered, words, I said you translate for me, I speak Chinese, you translate for me into English! ”

"Huh?" Yan He's face was embarrassed.

Qu Xiaoyun patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Don't be afraid, kindergarten children will do, very basic!" ”

"Then you can take the test!"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a moment and said, for example: "Apple? ”

“apple！” Yan Heshen blurted out.

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes lit up: "There are two, oranges?" ”

“orange！”

"Okay, bananas?"

“banana！”

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "It's amazing, I'll test you again, Peach?" ”

"No!" Yan Heshen shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and was happy: "Reasonable, two words will be, but one word will not?" Peach! ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience didn't expect his brain circuit to be so novel, and they were all amused.

Yan Heshen spread his hands: "I won't say big peach, it's not a matter of word count, Kubo peach, yellow peach I won't either!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun comforted: "I won't say it's okay, I'll teach you, as soon as I teach you, won't you!" ”

"Okay, then you can teach me!" Yan He's attitude towards studying is very good.

Qu Xiaoyun demonstrated: "Remember, the peach is called eating fart, fart eating!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The weird pronunciation amused the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun explained disapprerovingly: "English is upside down, and it is accidentally reversed, just like installing a battery!" ”

"What the hell are you eating?" Yan He asked with a frown.

Qu Xiaoyun demonstrated again: "Fart eating! ”

Yan Heshen understood quickly: "Fart eat!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Okay, there are two strokes, a bit of a foundation, I'll test you again, refrigerator!" Remind you that this is not a fruit! ”

"I'll tell me with you!"

Yan He glanced at him in detail and confessed, "No! ”

Qu Xiaoyun demonstrated: "No, I'll teach you, the refrigerator is fridge!" ”

"It's the first time I've heard that, Fridge!" Yan He imitated with great difficulty.

Qu Xiaoyun explained carefully: "I'm talking about an eight-door refrigerator!" ”

Yan Heshen stretched out his hand and stopped: "You can pull it down, there is no eight-door refrigerator, you said that it is a morgue!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and teased: "You said that you were homesick just three days after you came out!" ”

"I'm here to thaw?" Yan He glared at him.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Look at your unseen appearance, if you haven't seen it, it doesn't mean that you don't have it, there is an eight-door refrigerator!" ”

"I haven't seen it yet!"

"I'll just say a word of English to you, and you can't understand it, believe it or not?" Qu Xiaoyun crossed his waist and looked arrogant.

"Don't blow it, I'll listen to it!" Yan Heshen looked disdainful.

"Listen up!"

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat and said, "Radisson and the folks......"

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Wait! What do you mean, folks? Yan He pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun explained carefully: "It's very understandable, the villagers were originally from the same village as me, and then he moved to the city......"

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Heshen stretched out his hand and stopped: "Stop, I didn't let you explain the words!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and looked innocent: "Don't you ask the villagers what they mean!" ”

Gu Yanhe explained in detail: "What I asked is why there are villagers in your foreign language? ”

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Look at what he, I understand what you mean, how can there be a villager in English?" ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "Yes, how do you explain it?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun stroked his hair and said confidently: "It's wrong!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay? Is it allowed? ”

"It's still justifiable, allowed!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "It's okay to say something wrong, let's change it back, Ladies and Gentlemen!" Lady Lady, the plural is to remove y, add ies, which means a bunch of old ladies! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"What is the quality of this teacher?" Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun said disappreciatively: "What's wrong? It's not wrong to translate it into a bunch of old ladies! ”

"I can't just learn from you!" Yan He gave him a detailed look.

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back and put on the appearance of a teacher: "Learn to memorize a few words with me today?" ”

"Old ladies!" Yan Heshen aggravated the bite and blurted out his debut.

"Hahaha~~"

The two cross talk actors on stage said so rudely, very happy.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and shook his head: "Heh, just remember this, Chengah, just gain a little!" English is over, and then I'll teach you what I'm good at, French hair! ”

"Good fellow, you've got hair in your mouth, haven't you?" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun said impatiently: "Pure picking, is the French good?" ”

"Okay!"

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at him: "I have to say the abbreviation, I speak French fluently, because I often go, there is a tower in France that is particularly beautiful, called the Big Wild Goose Pagoda!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Heshen stretched out his hand and stopped: "Stop, the Big Wild Goose Pagoda is in Xi'an!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun clasped his ears, pointed to the exit of the theater and said, "The theater doesn't allow smoking, I want to smoke outside!" ”

Yan Heshen held back his anger and explained, "I want you to go outside, that's called Ai ......."

I'm not done yet......

Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly said: "Yes, the Egyptian pyramids! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"What a pyramid, that's called the Eiffel Tower!" Yan Heshen looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, I lived in the tower area at the time!" ”

"Is there such a district?" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, there is also an alma mater area!" ”

Yan He pushed him carefully: "I'll throw you the sow area!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "No, that's too expensive, I can't afford to live!" ”

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun narrowed his eyes and recalled: "I lived there very happily, and then returned to China, one morning when I got up and rubbed my eyes, I remembered the bits and pieces of life there, I got up and wrote an article called "Morning in Paris", which wrote some feelings! ”

Yan Heshen pointed his finger under the stage and said, "You can recite and recite here, let us also listen to French!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "You can't recite it here!" ”

"What's wrong?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands: "You asked me to recite here, and none of my thousands of friends applauded, how do you say to recite?" ”

"Whoa!"

"Bang Bang Bang~~"

Seeing that the actors were about to applaud, the audience was very cooperative and gave enthusiastic applause.

Qu Xiaoyun thanked him: "Thank you, friends, you can't recite this applause!" ”

"What's wrong again?" Yan He said incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun looked aggrieved: "The applause that is coming is so faceless!" ”

"Whoa!"

"Bang Bang Bang~~"

The audience once again gave enthusiastic applause.

"Do you carry it?" Yan Heshen said impatiently.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Back, friends, I entrust it, there are so many audiences at the scene, there must be people who know French, French is more complicated than English, and it's not easy to say, if I say which grammatical, rhetorical, logical tense is not very accurate, I hope you know French...... Don't care! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Don't let anyone care!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and explained: "Don't worry, you can give me advice in private, and I was ashamed when I was called!" ”

Yan He listened to it in detail: "Hey, I still know that I am ashamed!" ”

"I'll read it to everyone!"

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat and turned his head to look at his partner: "Do you know French?" ”

"I don't understand!" Yan He shook his head in detail.

"Don't understand a word?"

"I don't understand a word!"

Qu Xiaoyun listened to the music: "That's easy to do!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"How can you lie to me?" Yan He glared at him.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, I don't understand what you are listening to, I'll say it slowly!" ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "Then you can say it!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun picked up the handkerchief on the bookcase, spread it out and read, "Ah...... Radisson and Jett, Goode Catning, My Name is Qu Xiaoyun......"

"I'll you, or English!" Yan Heshen smiled and pushed him.

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The audience enjoyed the performance very much, and they all laughed and gave warm applause.

Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Heshen were also very satisfied with today's performance, bowed to the audience with a smile on their faces, turned around and walked off the stage.

……

Next is the performance of Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan, and the two said that the show is called "Deyun Playing Cards".

Cross talk is a traditional art that pays great attention to the teacher's inheritance.

In 1994, Mr. Hou and Mr. Huang brought the wonderful program "Playing Poker" to the audience, and won the first prize of the Spring Festival Gala sketch program. It's about two old classmates who met on the train, and chose to play poker with business cards in order to pass the time, which was very good, and it was not easy to have such a bold idea in the 90s, which was very innovative.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian also arranged "Playing Poker" in order to commemorate Mr. Hou, compared with Mr. Hou's show, Guo Degang added more funny baggage to the show, did not change the original intention of Mr. Huang and Mr. Hou, and still used funny language to satirize the bad phenomenon, and the stage effect was very good.

Zhang Helun, who is responsible for the creation of Deyun Club, also paid tribute, compiled the program "Deyun Playing Cards", changed the business card to a work card, moved out Xiao Yueyue, Xiao Braid, Lao Qin, Zhang Jiuling and other actors, and added Guo Fenyang to it.

The show is mainly funny, showing the audience the bits and pieces of the artists of Deyun Society, such as Zhou Jiuliang who likes to leave early, Luan Luan who likes to scare people, Sun Jiuxiang who likes to pull his hair, etc., The show effect is very good, and the audience is laughing again and again.

Mr. Hou left an easter egg when performing the show, and put a playing card in his pocket and was reluctant to play it, this card is the track and field horse coach, which played the spirit of the Chinese people.

Zhang Helun paid tribute to his master, and also left a card in the show, after Guo Degang was managed by Wang Hui, he showed the hole card in his pocket - the master loves to answer and ignore what he says, and the master should not hear what he says, do whatever he wants, who else should I be, Guo Fenyang!

……

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