Chapter 269: If you want to watch a special program, you have to add money

The next day, in the morning.

As the victorious party, Qu Xiaoyun's team took gifts and cross talk tickets, and set off to the Baotou Iron and Steel Retired Workers Activity Center in accordance with yesterday's promise to issue cross talk tickets for retired workers who dedicate their youth to construction.

I got out of the car and entered the activity center, and saw the uncles and aunts playing table tennis.

"Hello, uncle and aunt, we are actors of Deyun Club, we are here today to send you a few tickets, and we want to bring joy to you!"

While talking, the four of them distributed the cross talk tickets to the uncles and aunts, and gave the sponsor's drink.

After a brief chat, I played table tennis with them, which made the uncles and aunts very happy, and they promised to go to the court.

Time was pressing, the tickets were distributed, and several people returned to the hotel to prepare for the cross talk competition in the afternoon.

……

In the afternoon, the live broadcast room was opened.

Qu Xiaoyun appeared in front of the camera in a cyan coat, and when a cake woke up, he opened his mouth: "As the saying goes, there are friends from afar, and they are happy. ”

"This man lives a lifetime, you say, how many special friends can he have? If so, it will definitely be a great blessing for you in your last life! Seeing that it was getting late, the game between the two teams around friends finally came to an end, and the cross talk competition began again! ”

The waking wood slammed again, and the screen switched to the backstage of the performance.

"Ha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun is waiting for a series of breaths.

"What time did you sleep yesterday?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his sleepy eyes: "It's the second half of the night, the main reason is that the intensity is too strong, the temporariness is too strong, and the cross talk performance is really more difficult than the sketch......"

Yan Heshen nodded: "Yes, the sketch can borrow sound and light, the sketch has five characters, the five characters say one thing, and the cross talk has to narrate the affairs of five people!" ”

"Not really!"

The others were not idle, taking advantage of the waiting time to do the work that would be done for a while.

In the blink of an eye, the show began.

The theater was already full, with Mongolian brothers playing games together, as well as uncles and aunts in the activity center.

In the warm applause, the host Xiao Yueyue walked to the microphone.

"Next, there will be four shows, there are actors everyone is familiar with, there are actors that everyone likes, and we will give you wonderful shows one by one!"

"Before they come out, I want to have a few words with everyone, or sing a few words, because I usually ......"

"Good !!"

Before he finished speaking, the audience gave warm applause.

Seeing that the audience was so popular, Xiao Yueyue was very happy, and continued with a smile: "Because I don't usually compete, many friends ask me, Xiaoyue, why don't you participate in the competition......

"Because you're on fire!"

The big brother in the audience continued.

"Hahaha~~"

This sentence was said in his heart, Xiao Yueyue was very useful when he heard it, and he could see the back molars with joy: "Just now, the big brother in the audience said that because of your fire, this sentence is really too powerful!" ”

"Okay, let's not talk to you anymore, can I sing two sentences of "The Dearest Person" to everyone?"

"Good !!"

Xiao Yueyue clapped his hands and played the rhythm, and sang as soon as he opened his mouth:

"Over a mountain~~"

"Hey, hey!"

"Crossed a bend~~"

"Hey, hey!"

"Stirring the white clouds and blue sky, looking at Pingchuan striding forward~~"

"Thanks to the love of the world, it has been passed down for thousands of years~~"

“……”

"It's winter again when I leave home, thank you for my dearest care~~"

"Good !!"

After singing a song, in the warm applause, Xiao Yueyue reported: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "More than Rich", the performer Qu Xiaoyun, Yan He's details!" ”

As soon as the words fell, there were bursts of applause from the audience.

In the warm applause, Yan Heshen and Qu Xiaoyun put on cyan coats and stepped onto the stage one after the other.

After adjusting the microphone, Qu Xiaoyun opened his mouth with a smile: "Thank you, thank you for your warm applause, I am very happy to stand on this stage, first briefly introduce myself, my name is Qu Xiaoyun, I am an actor of Deyun Club, and this one next to me is my partner Yan Heshen!" ”

"Good !!"

The audience once again applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his partner and said, "He asked me a question in the background just now!" ”

"What's the problem?" Yan He said in detail.

"How do you say cross talk well?"

"It's a subject."

"As soon as I came to the stage, I always said, we are an art of language, what is art?"

"Tell me about it!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "Art is the ability of an actor, and art is to sell ability. ”

"Oh, there's a way to do this?" Yan He said in detail.

"If you can sell tickets, you don't have to be a good actor, but if you can't sell tickets, you must not be a good actor!"

"Yes!"

"You said it wildly, and the audience felt wronged for spending three cents, then it is not called art!"

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun put away his thumb and compared it to four: "Crosstalk is four words!" ”

"What four words?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Stinky and shameless!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Yan He waved his hand in detail: "Go, don't say the trick!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and changed his words: "I was excited just now and said it wrong, art should be appreciated by both the elegant and the vulgar!" ”

Yan Heshen nodded in affirmation: "We often say these four words!" ”

"Elegant to be vulgar, vulgar to vulgar so elegant!"

"It's a dialectical relationship!"

Qu Xiaoyun specifically explained: "There are lotus flowers without silt, it's too clean and elegant, it's not right, it's not elegant to the extreme!" ”

"It's an old saying!" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Speaking of cross talk, have you ever done Kunqu opera again?" In the Qing Dynasty, they all had to be a showman who was rushing to take the exam, holding the "Twenty-four History" and the "Kangxi Dictionary" to listen to Kunqu Opera! ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "Quote the scriptures!" ”

"There are four allusions to each lyric, you can't read it without any knowledge!"

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands: "It's so elegant, no one will buy tickets, who can stand watching a play more tired than farming!" ”

"There's such a comparison!" Yan He pursed his lips after listening carefully.

"So it's not appropriate to be too elegant, of course, it's not okay to be too vulgar!"

"Why can't it be too vulgar?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun gestured with the action of taking off his pants, and said with a wicked smile: "Yan Heshen took off his pants when he came to the stage!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Heshen stretched out his hand and stopped: "Go, who looks!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "No one, I guess if I take it off, there may be more people to see!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"Take off a !!"

The audience laughed and coaxed.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the audience and criticized: "The quality of the audience in this place needs to be improved!" What do you want to see? The main thing is that there is a video today! ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by his cheap appearance.

"Okay, when you don't record when you go back, you can demonstrate it to everyone!" Yan Heshen laughed and teased.

"Go!"

Qu Xiaoyun pushed him, pondered for a moment, and was happy: "It's not impossible, you have to add money!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Appeal !!"

……

Romance