After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, put away his smile and said, "Just now I made a little joke with everyone, and there are actually two tricks to cross talk!" ”

"Which two tricks?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his finger and said, "The first is health!" ”

"How does this have to do with health?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "The four people who talk cross talk are scolding the street, you boil those people to death, you are an artist!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Makes sense!" Yan Heshen smiled and gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a specific example: "One of 35 died, one of 37 died, one of 40 cars crashed and one died, you are the only one left, you can't even say a word, but you live to 95, you are an artist!" ”

"How?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "You have the right to speak, that person's great ability has turned into ashes, what are you talking about!" ”

"No one raises the bar!" Yan Heshen nodded.

There is actually some irony in this statement, but it is also an industry phenomenon.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "So health is very important, and second, culture is even more important! ”

"Oh, that's knowledge!" Yan Heshen nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up to his partner: "Everything is fleeting, culture is the most important thing in the end, and Teacher Yan is the most educated in the entire cross talk world!" ”

Yan Heshen smiled: "Look, why did you talk about me again, why are you praising me like this!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun then praised: "Really, let's be honest, I haven't seen anyone with a higher level of education than him!" ”

"Hey, I've just been to school for a few years." Yan He listened carefully and was very happy.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "The audience comes to the backstage, Mr. Qu signs it, take the pen and write Qu Xiaoyun, Mr. Yan sign it, Mr. Yan lifts the brush!" ”

"Oh, it's big with a brush!" Yan He said in detail.

"Write Yan He's detailed words." Qu Xiaoyun imitated the action of signing, and kept writing for a long time.

Yan Heshen touched his chin and felt that something was wrong, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Hey, it's okay, why is my name so long?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "It's always wrong! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, that's not a good culture!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up again: "Writing and painting, everyone is like this!" ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "I like painting too." ”

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Yan Heshen is in his forties this year, and he is still studying at the Academy of Fine Arts!" ”

"Start with the basics!" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene at that time: "My name is Yan Heshen, can I come to study?" ”

"Ask someone."

"Hey, Mr. Yan, you still have time to study, welcome! Yan Heshen was very happy and asked people, do you have any classes on human body sketching? ”

"Appeal !!"

The audience booed meaningfully.

"Why do I want to learn this?" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled: "The one that the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law don't wear clothes for people to draw, there are also men." People nodded, yes, come on! Yan He signed up in detail and went! ”

"I'm still in a hurry."

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "Yan He won't go for three days. ”

"Why didn't I go with all this effort?" Yan He asked puzzledly.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "It's too cold! ”

"Hahaha~~"

The reversal was too fast, and there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"I stripped naked and let people paint, I'm learning to paint!" Yan Heshen raised his eyebrows and complained.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued: "So the more I look at Teacher Yan over the years, the more I admire it!" ”

"How?"

"It is because of Mr. Yan that I have today's results!"

Yan He waved his hand in detail: "You are too much of a prize!" ”

"The level is high, we grew up together since we were children!" Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his partner and said to the audience: "Many people don't know, our brothers are actually small!" ”

It's just staring at the nonsense, and the audience laughs after listening to it.

"Am I a little too greedy? Are we so small? Yan He pursed his lips after listening carefully.

"yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded solemnly: "Grow up in a small piece, the two of us are neighbors, right?" ”

"Yes!" Yan He nodded with a clear conscience.

Cross talk is like this, it doesn't matter if you don't laugh crookedly.

Qu Xiaoyun continued to say with satisfaction: "When I was a child, I played together, and there was a local saying in the capital, saying how good the two brothers are, and they are called running bare-ass to a big friendship!" ”

"There is this sentence!" Yan Heshen nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun lowered his head and said embarrassedly: "Our brothers were ignorant when they were young, so they ran around the street with their bare butts!" ”

"Yes." Yan He nodded in detail.

was in the middle of it, Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "I was six years old that year, and he was twenty-one!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

When the audience heard this, they shook their heads in their heads, and the picture of running on the street with their bare buttocks at twenty-one years old was no longer happy, and the joyful atmosphere of the scene suddenly went up.

"Okay!"

Yan He pouted: "I was later sentenced to three years for this!" ”

"I can't catch up with him when we run together!" Qu Xiaoyun continued to talk nonsense.

"I'm a hooligan, me?" Yan He pushed carefully.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "Wouldn't that be naïve! ”

"That's naïve! You can't do that, you have to put on your pants! Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, yes, yes, I put it on later, anyway, when I was a child, I always played together, good brothers!" ”

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and continued: "So I know you very well, Teacher Yan learned literature at the age of three, martial arts at the age of four, and broke a boulder on his chest at the age of five!" ”

"I've also practiced some martial arts." Yan He said in detail.

"...... to work at the age of 20"

Yan Heshen stretched out his hand and stopped: "You wait for a while, it's so good at the age of five, you can break a big stone in your chest, and you can work at the age of twenty, what did you do in the middle years?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Recuperate!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay, who will break me or Dashi!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun then praised: "Amazing, the richest person in our class is him, sit here, the teacher will talk about her!" ”

"What am I doing?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the action of counting money: "You take out a stack of money, count the money and play!" ”

"Okay!"

"Your father also counts, and there are no fingerprints for counting money!"

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"The fingerprints are all smoothed!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

"As long as Yan Heshen has never seen it, he must buy it!"

"If you have money, you can't spend it!"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time, and said arrogantly: "You have a lot of money, if you see what your classmate is taking, as long as he hasn't seen it, it's okay - show me what he takes!" ”

"What is it, I haven't seen it?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "Fritters." ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Heshen raised his eyebrows, and said angrily: "I haven't even seen fried dough sticks?" Is this the child of a rich family? ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "We all buy a fritter to eat, your family is fried by the chef." ”

"Aren't they all the same, aren't they also fritters!" Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "You can't eat the whole root after your house is fried, it's all broken." ”

"Why do you eat all of them?" Yan He didn't understand.

"It's rude to send the whole root, it's the chef who chewed it first, he, tui!" Qu Xiaoyun was full of emotion, and wiped his mouth after spitting.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by his image.

"Huh? The cook chewed it! Yan Heshen was shocked.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It's broken on the top of the plate, so you haven't seen the whole one." ”

"Hey the chickens, you are!" Yan He complained in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what to do, and then said: "Count out two hundred yuan, throw it in your classmate's face, and sell it to me!" ”

Yan He touched his big head in detail, and he was happy: "No wonder I have a big head, two hundred yuan to buy half a fritter." ”

"Hahaha~~"

Background.

Yu Humility was happy: "Good guy, the actors are all looking for their own baggage, it's very good, Gao Xiaobei, add one point to the big head!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and suddenly frowned: "Yan Heshen feels that the taste is wrong in his mouth, why is it not salty?" ”

"Poof!"

The burden is too buried, and the audience laughs again and again.

"A classmate's mouth is not as heavy as a cook!" Yan He looked at the broken road in detail.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun looked disgusted, and continued: "It's disgusting, anyway, that's it, what I haven't seen and buy, Qu Xiaoyun come here!" ”

"What's the matter with you?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene at that time and said: "Open your hand, dare to play with small shells?" Five hundred dollars for you! After saying that, he snatched five small shells away. ”

"Five hundred dollars for five small shells? It's really rich. Yan Heshen shook his head helplessly.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Of course, you'll know when you grow up." ”

"What?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "That's the skin of pistachios!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay, no matter how rich our family is, we can't be so bad!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Rich, not an ordinary family, scholarly family, after the eunuch!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"After the eunuch? Eunuch, that's a eunuch! Yan Heshen didn't have a good airway.

Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly changed his words: "It's wrong, after the official eunuch." ”

"That's pretty much it, the eunuch is gone." Yan He complained in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun gave another thumbs up: "I think his great-grandfather used to be an official." ”

"There's one person." Yan Heshen nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I saw that a photo belonged to his great-grandfather, there was a photo studio in the Qing Dynasty, and it was impossible for ordinary people to take it, Li Hongzhang had it, and Cixi also had it. ”

"Those are people with status." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head with a wilted face and asked, "Is the person next to Cixi your great-ancestor?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"No, next to Cixi is a eunuch!" Yan He didn't have a good airway.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and described the photo: "Your great-grandfather is wearing a flower feather and sitting here in court clothes, and there is a couplet behind him. ”

"Where's the next link?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Blessing is like the East China Sea! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good fellow, what a loss you have to suffer!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun then boasted: "There is an identity, your great-grandfather is a second-grade official and not a first-grade official, I can't remember, the job seems to be in charge of the tasting of Hedinghong." ”

"This official fortune won't be very prosperous, right?" Yan He frowned and asked.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "He died on the day he took office." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"That's the time to live." Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Later, your grandfather said, our family should not be officials. ”

"Why?" Yan He said incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Because health is stronger than anything else, you started practicing martial arts from your grandfather!" ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "Learning martial arts is good for your body." ”

"Eighteen kinds of weapons are proficient, swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks, whips, hammers, hammers, sticks, abductors, meteors, pointed, bladed, edged, thorny, with Emei needles, with chains, all have been practiced."

Qu Xiaoyun's mouth slipped, and when this set of words came down, there were bursts of applause from the audience.

"Wow!"

After the applause.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "From the south to the north, how many martial arts masters have taught your grandfather! ”

"Invest in famous teachers to visit high friends." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyes and thought for a while: "I am very impressed by a master, he is a famous man of iron sand palms. ”

Yan Heshen raised his palm and said, "Kung Fu on both hands." ”

"A single slap swing is 500 catties of strength, two slaps are 1000 catties, this hero has taught your grandfather."

"It's a blessing." Yan Heshen gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "Hey, it's a pity that this hero died too early. ”

"Yo, what's going on?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun's face showed sadness: "Died in the early morning." ”

"Because of what?"

Qu Xiaoyun patted his face and explained: "Because when I wash my face and shoot the toner, I use a lot of energy!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed back and forth.

"What is such a great ability to do with yourself, really!" Yan Heshen was speechless.

"Anyway, such a capable person has taught your grandfather!"

"Just these knights who lack hearts." Yan Heshen said disdainfully.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand and said, "Nonsense, those are all masters!" In the end, your grandfather didn't dare to touch the iron weapon with all his martial arts! ”

"What happened to the Iron Blade?" Yan He said incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I'm afraid of hurting others! ”

"Yo, such a great ability!" Yan He's eyes lit up.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "The ability is too great, but it is not good to go out and walk the rivers and lakes without a weapon, your grandfather brought a gourd." ”

"Just bring a gourd to defend yourself?" Yan He didn't understand.

"Yes, bring seven gourds with you, and have a mantra before you do it."

"What's the mantra?"

Qu Xiaoyun sang with a smile: "Ding Dong Throat Dang ......"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hulu baby? Haven't heard of it! Yan He pushed him carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand: "Just kidding, there are no seven gourds, just one, a big gourd, but your grandfather got in the way, split the big gourd, and walked the rivers and lakes with half a gourd on his back." ”

"Oh."

"Give your grandfather a nickname in the martial arts!"

"What's it called?"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and said in an accentuated tone: "The world's first scooper!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Wow, that's ugly." Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun said disapprenously: "Half a gourd is a scoop." ”

"You can't call it that, it's too ugly!" Yan Heshen looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "Hey, then your grandfather will be sick......

"Hahaha~~"

"Appeal !!"

The audience understood in seconds, and they all laughed and booed.

Yan He pondered for a moment, then asked tentatively, "Is it a prostitute?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

……

Romance