After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "It's not very beautiful for a beautiful woman to lean her head against the car window. ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "That's it, after the bump, after getting out of the car, he looks like Xiao Yueyue, and his face is big." ”

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to the picture, the audience laughed back and forth, and the effect of taking the burden of the brothers was very good.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled, and then said: "There is everything in the bus, you said that the eldest sister sitting next to you hugged the child and breastfeeding, you said how embarrassing it was!" ”

"yes, it's embarrassing." Yan Heshen nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun said to the audience seriously: "We are all righteous men and gentlemen, not like him, we look at it with our hands!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"I didn't!" Yan He pushed him in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said firmly: "Kill me, I can't do this kind of thing!" ”

"Then what will you do if you encounter such an embarrassing thing?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "If I meet a beautiful eldest sister holding a child to breastfeed, I will immediately turn my face to the car glass!" ”

Yan He gave a thumbs up after listening: "Oh, you're quite particular." ”

Qu Xiaoyun snickered: "It's okay, look at ease from the glass." ”

Yan He was amused: "Hey, you're smarter than me!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha~~"

The female audience laughed and booed.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The bad thing about buses is that sometimes they can't sit still. ”

"Right"

"But I sit every time."

"What's your trick? Tell everyone about it. Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "I took a Bluetooth speaker on the bus, and if I didn't sit down, I would play "The Most Dazzling National Style", and the uncles and aunts would all get up. ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Well, you've got a trick." Yan Heshen smiled and nodded.

"Anyway, buses and subways are very convenient tools."

"Convenience."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the appearance of riding a motorcycle, and said: "There are still people who are willing to ride a motorcycle, saying that a good motorcycle is more expensive than a car. ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "Yes, it's not cheap anyway." ”

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "But the motorcycle is very handsome to ride, and it is very fast, there was no saying at that time, if you want to die quickly, buy a kick!" ”

"Yes, that's what I said."

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and said, "You wanted to buy this in the first place." ”

"Yes, I like motorcycles."

"You don't have any money, we all pooled money to buy it for you, but it's a pity that the money was in vain." Qu Xiaoyun looked pity.

"Hahaha~~"

"Hoping that I will die." Yan He didn't have a good airway.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, and said righteously: "What's the matter, people who love to ride motorcycles are enterprising people, you let my master ride, can he ride?" ”

Yan Heshen smiled and teased: "The main thing is that he can't reach the pedals after he sits." ”

"Hahaha~~"

It is better to use Lao Guo to find a burden than to take the brothers to find a burden, and the audience laughed crookedly, which directly filled the atmosphere of the performance.

Background.

Guo Degang was very happy after listening to the new burden of the apprentices: "Gao Xiaobei, deduct one point for Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Heshen!" ”

Netizens in the live broadcast room saw that Lao Guo was so generous, and they also used "hahaha" to fill the public screen.

"How dare you say it!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up, and then said: "Third brother Kong Yunlong, he used to skateboard, and he played very well, from Daxing to the overpass to step on the skateboard, how stunned you said." ”

"It's stunned." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun confessed: "I can't come if I come, but I have a friend who plays this very well, skateboarding is very slippery, he can go anywhere on the skateboard, through the streets and alleys, he can walk on difficult places!" ”

"That's amazing." Yan Heshen gave a thumbs up.

"He also plays parkour, this building runs to that floor, running back and forth on the roof, and now I miss him when it comes to Qingming Festival!" Qu Xiaoyun lowered his head after speaking, and there was sadness in his eyes.

"Hahaha~~"

"Fell to death, this is." Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "For now, let's go out and drive more. ”

"yes, it's more convenient."

"One time I was in a taxi out of town and I had an interesting incident."

"Tell me about it."

Qu Xiaoyun recalled for a moment and said: "That time I went to the Ice City Deyun Club, I was waiting in the car, and an old man came on the road and fell in front of the car!" ”

"It's porcelain." Yan Heshen said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun restored the scene at the time and said: "This driver was really stunned, got out of the car and walked in front of the old man - uncle, are you gaha?" Old man - you hit me, give me money! Driver-uncle, don't touch porcelain, there is surveillance, you are far from me! Old man - how can there be monitoring, this is my territory, there is no monitoring! ”

"Hey, this is figured out." Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand: "The driver is in a hurry, I will kill you if you don't monitor!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Whew!" Yan He was happy.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Anyway, it's very convenient to go out now, Tiannan and Haibei are very simple, and it can't go back a few years, and the transportation was not convenient at that time." ”

"yes, not like it is now." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his finger and said, for example: "In the past, there were donkey riders in the capital. ”

"That's the porter." Yan He said in detail.

"And in the past, there was a kind of foreign car!"

"Tell us about this car."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Mr. Lao She has a book called "Camel Xiangzi", which pulls a foreign car. ”

"Yes."

"There is a depot where these foreign cars are rented out to sell coolies to everyone, and the full name is Oriental cars, because they were invented by the island people at the earliest, and later they were introduced to be called foreign cars."

"Yes."

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words, waved his hand, and said: "When I arrived in Jincheng, the name of 240 miles was changed again, and it was not called a foreign car." ”

"That's called?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Rubber! Because the wheels are rubber. ”

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the accent and said: "When you arrive in Shanghai, call it a rickshaw, and call it Wang Bache in that dialect." ”

The audience was amused by the strange accent.

"Wang Bache?" Yan He's tone increased in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "The accent is more similar, you outsiders come there to call the rickshaw, no one pays attention to you, call Wang Bache, and the coachman will come over." ”

"Hahaha~~"

Gu Yanhe shook his head with a smile: "It's too easy to deceive, just add a car and come over." ”

"Goose Goose Goose~~"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Many people make a living by pulling foreign cars, but it depends on their ability. ”

"What else is there to do? What's the difference between pulling a car and working hard to make money? Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "There are three, six, nine and other types of pulling cars, some can pull, some can't pull, some earn more, and some earn less. ”

"Then tell me, how much money can you make?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Generally take the daytime as an example, the car leaves at six o'clock in the morning, collects the car at six o'clock in the evening, and pulls twelve hours, which is only two or three yuan!" ”

"Barely making ends meet."

"There are also those who leave the car at ten o'clock, collect the car at four o'clock, stretch for six hours, and earn four or five yuan."

"This earns a lot!"

"There are also those who leave the car at twelve o'clock and come back at three o'clock, stretch for three hours, and earn seven or eight yuan!"

"It's good to earn these ordinary foods."

"There is still a little and a half out of the car, come back at two o'clock, half an hour, and earn two hundred yuan." Qu Xiaoyun said in an aggravated tone.

"How do you earn so much?" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "He sold the car!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Wow, ruined!" Yan Heshen smiled and pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Anyway, pulling a cart is also divided into three, six, nine and so on, and those who can pull the cart are prosperous and rich!" ”

"So making money?" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Then look at it, there is a kind of person called a thief who pulls a cart!" ”

"What do you mean by a thief?" Yan He didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "This kind of person has done this business very well, the car is cleaned up, and he is also very energetic, pulling the car to the train station and waiting!" ”

"Oh, squatting at the train station."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Look at the master, gold wire glasses, suit and tie, carrying a suitcase, he won't pull you!" ”

"Why is that?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "This state is that he has seen the world, so he doesn't pull it. ”

"Oh, people in the city don't pull."

"Look at this master, big leather boots with a mustache and a civilized stick, he doesn't pull."

"Why is that?" Yan Heshen continued to ask.

"Because this kind of people are all people with status, it is inconvenient to pull this kind, what kind of people are looking for?"

"Tell me!" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the appearance and explained: "Carrying a big burden on my back, a big handkerchief on my head, a big cotton jacket and two cotton pants, I know everything when I get off the train, I know you everywhere, a foreigner, I pull like this!" ”

"Redneck."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the pick-up scene and said: "Such a foreigner was stunned when he got off the train, and the thief who pulled the car passed, ran to his back and hit him, and got on the train!" ”

"Where can I get in the car?" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

"I'll send you when you get in the car, do you know that this place is called the capital? Where are you? The outsiders are back - I'll go to Chongwenmen! You all know how close the front door and Chongwen Gate are! ”

"It's close, a stone's throw away!" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the appearance of the cart puller, bared his teeth, and looked very embarrassed: "Look at the state of the cart, hiss...... Oh, Chongwenmen! Outsiders are scared to see him pee like this, why is it dripping? ”

"Why didn't you get off the bus in Tong County just now!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed back and forth.

"I haven't heard of it, how can I get off from Tongxian to find Chongwenmen!" Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, outsiders are stupid, it turns out that I have sat and sitted, not far away?" It's very difficult to pull the car, but it's not close, I'll send you to the car! I'll do a good deed, and I'll take you ten oceans!" ”

"Die or not, collect so much!" Yan He complained in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun hugged his shoulders and was about to cry: "Outsiders are stupid, I took the train to Jicheng to get to this one!" ”

The audience was amused again after listening.

"Good guy, the one who pulls the car is too good at black money!" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun then imitated the dialogue situation and said, "This is the capital, get in the car!" Outsiders - can it be cheaper, can two pieces work? The cart puller is reluctant - okay, I'll do a good deed! ”

"What a lack of virtue, this is still a good deed!" Yan He complained in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "In fact, it was a dime of work, and the person pulling the cart picked up the handlebar and ran forward, and stopped after running two trips to the street. ”

"Why do you stop?" Yan He asked puzzledly.

"Ticketing!"

"Pull the car and still make a ticket?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Outsiders are stupid - what do you mean by playing tickets?" The one who pulled the car - just two yuan is the car money, and the other two yuan is the ticket money, otherwise you won't let it pass, don't believe me, pull you over to try. After saying that, the cart puller pulled him to the wrong road! ”

"It's a real loss." Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands: "What kind of line is going backwards, he was stopped, and the outsiders didn't understand, so they gave him the money, and the one who pulled the car went to the tram station to pick up a waste ticket, took it to the outsiders, and then continued to pull him on the normal road!" ”

Yan He raised his eyebrows: "This is not a lie!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Wait until the person pulling the cart in front of you to find a child to pull the cart - give you a dime and send this one to Chongwenmen!" I sold my job, and when I got to the place, the outsiders saw that they were so close, and they started a fight with the children. Do you want to pull a car like this without being a car thief? Can you not make money? ”

The audience was also very emotional after listening to it, the scene was very quiet, and they all listened.

"Yes, that's a thief pulling a cart!" Yan Heshen agreed.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "If such a car thief pulls a few times during the day, the money will be enough!" ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "It's enough, more than the average businessman!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the action of dressing up, and said: "It's night, take a shower and blow your hair, wear a suit and take a civilized stick, and go to the song hall to consume!" ”

"Chic." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his mouth and imitated: "This one sits there, how much money is borrowed from my family, which rich man my father is, and how is it." The dancer who said was moved, uncle, I'll be good with you, I'll go with you! ”

"Good guy, cheat during the day and cheat at night!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

"The girl who pulled the cart went out with the girl on his shoulder, and stood at the door and shouted--foreign car!" Qu Xiaoyun raised his arm and beckoned.

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Heh, he also calls it a foreign car!" Yan Heshen smiled and shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "It's coming, it's coming, the foreign car is coming, and the head of the foreign car is pulling - yo, the second brother didn't get out of the car today!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to the picture of social death, the audience laughed backwards and forwards.

"It's a gang!" Yan He said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the center, raised his eyebrows, and said, "So there is naked hatred between peers!" ”

"Whew!" Yan Heshen was speechless.

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and booed.

"So this is a thief who pulls a cart, and there is a kind of cart puller!"

"Tell me!"

……

Romance