Qu Xiaoyun then said: "There is also a kind of cart puller, called cart pulling oil!" ”

"What do you mean by the oil that pulls the cart?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "He is not so hateful, but you think that he is not light-hearted, he pulls the car into the alley, stands at the mouth of the alley and waits for a seat, and he does not pull the ordinary seat." ”

"Pull what?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "Pull the aisle in a panic, carry a big leather bag, carry a cover roll, sweat down the neck, and don't have enough time to catch the train!" ”

"Oh."

"This person has seen the cart puller, and the cart puller has also seen him, so hurry up and run over - uncle, I will serve you!"

Yan Heshen nodded: "That's a good thing. ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, imitating the scene: "That's it, the words are a roadblock, and the clothes are crazy hair." After pulling the car, he took the luggage - I'm just waiting for you, get in the car! Waiting for people to get in the car - uncle, you are full of red face, where can you get rich? ”

"Sweet mouth!"

"The people came back - I got on the train station, the train at half past two, and I was in a hurry. Pull the car - rest assured, uncle, I promise to let you catch up, and you will make a fortune in the future! How much does it cost to get in a car? The one who pulls the cart - how do you still withdraw the money? Isn't it far to pick up money? Riding in the car - don't, don't come to this set, how much do you say! ”

"The one who pulls the car doesn't care - hey, this is not called money at all, yesterday was also the same, one from the family next to you also went to the station, dressed like you, and looked at the rich uncle, who gave a piece of five!"

"Be smart, talk to others." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Actually, this job is only two cents, and the person who rides the car is not stupid, I think in my heart that you said five pieces of money, I can't give this price when I get to the place!" Let's go, the way to pull the car is full of good words, but the one who takes the car is in a hurry to catch the car, and he doesn't like to listen to it, so he keeps urging him to hurry up. ”

"That's right."

"The person pulling the car has something to say again - uncle, this car is not slow, do you think it is slow because a car passed just now, and we are slow with it, do you see that there is a crutch over there? We've all surpassed him! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"There's such a comparison!" Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Anyway, these words won't let you fall to the ground, every sentence is cheap, and you must not be allowed to choke him back with words." He patronized and turned around to talk to this person, and there was a person on the road he didn't see. Touched someone. ”

"We're in trouble this time!" Yan He shook his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand: "It's okay, as long as this person can't die, it's fine." ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"So what is he going to do?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "There is a way to pull the car, hurry up and get rid of the handlebars, and pay this one - hey, how do you say this, you see that you are panicking, I am busy, I touched you." ”

"How do you explain that?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It means that I didn't miss me just now, both of them are not, if you don't panic, I can't touch you." ”

"It's up to others!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

"The Lord of the earth is in a hurry, and he goes up and has a mouthful." Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation and waved his hand.

"Is this mouth hit?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "It's not fighting, the one who can pull the car will be able to pull the car." ”

"How?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun bowed and explained: "As soon as this person raised his hand and bowed to pull the cart, this slap was put on the side. ”

"Okay!"

"I didn't hit him the first time, and I can't hit him the second time, and his words will make you pass."

"Oh, what did he say?"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "Uncle, even if you hit me twice, didn't I already bump into you!" If you beat me up, I won't be able to get out of the car. I have a father in my seventies, and I have a mother in her sixties, don't they all have to starve with me? Uncle, can you still beat me? ”

"As the saying goes, it's hard to beat a smiling person with a fist, he has been politely saying good things to you, and if he is hit, let him go!"

"He can talk, he really has two strokes." Yan Heshen gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "If you pick up the handlebars like this time, you won't speak, but he still said." ”

"Say what?"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the tone and said: "Uncle, you see how dangerous it is, it's nothing to hit someone just now, this is going to die, and I have to go to the lawsuit." ”

"Nonsense! If you don't go, who goes! Can the car rider fight the lawsuit for you? Yan He pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and then said: "Pull and pull to the place - you get out of the car!" Did you see the wrong car? This one looks at the watch, there are still six minutes left, and he will rush to buy a ticket and get on the bus. This one got out of the car and pulled the car to wipe the sweat. ”

"Oh! He runs sweaty? ”

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Where, there's no sweat at all." ”

"Then why do you wipe your sweat?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "He is here to look at the person who is in the car, and while wiping his sweat, he said - uncle, it's not too hot this day, you see my head is sweaty, I haven't sweated when I pull others." ”

"That's an exaggeration." Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "As soon as this one thinks about it, okay, just pull me to sweat, you don't want this set, don't you want a piece of five, just give you a piece of five, you must know that if you give less, you will have to worry with me." ”

"I thank you, I'll pick you up when you come back. Riding in the car, he reached out and took out two pieces - looking for five cents! ”

"Then hurry up and find someone for five cents." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun snorted coldly: "Looking for Wumao? Looking for you and calling it ability? ”

"Don't you look for it?" Yan He looked forward to it.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the tone and said: "If you don't look for him, you won't say that you won't look for it-oops!" You are two yuan, I have to find you five cents, but you are the first God of Wealth, I don't have any change, if you are not busy, you wait for a while, I will go to the city to change money for you! ”

"Don't change this one! Well, change money in the city! By the time you get it back, the car will already be open! Okay, I don't want that five cents either! ”

"Okay, both pieces are his." Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun concluded: "He will pull two pieces on this trip, and other people who pull the cart will have to pull it for half a day, this is the oil that can pull the cart!" ”

"Oh!" Yan Heshen nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "These are all masters, but the one who really reaches the peak is called cowardice!" ”

"What do you mean by a cowardly car?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "I just can't pull a car, blood layman!" ”

"Whew!"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out a finger: "There are not many like this, I know one!" ”

"Who wouldn't pull?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Teacher Yu's second uncle! ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience loved to listen to the affairs of the teacher's family, and they all laughed and applauded.

"Hey, tell me about it!" Yan He said in detail.

Background.

Yu Qian pouted when he heard this: "Take me to find the burden again!" ”

Guo Degang, who was beside him, fanned his fan and explained with a smile: "I have to find you in this paragraph, he said that he is the second uncle, and he is not in line with the era of pulling a car!" ”

"I haven't heard of it, so why doesn't he talk about you!" Yu Qian turned his head and said.

"I have to say you, my home Jincheng, this episode happened in the capital, and the audience knows that your home used to be a Manchurian urine yellow flag!" Guo Degang joked with a smile.

"Go, I haven't heard of it!" Yu Qian smiled and pushed him.

This scene amused enough netizens in the live broadcast room, but I didn't expect that there was a short cross talk interspersed in the competition.

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Qu Xiaoyun said seriously: "Teacher Yu's second uncle, a native of Beijing, once went out to wander, but unfortunately he didn't accomplish anything, and he had to eat after he went home, and he thought that he would be able to pull a car!" ”

Valley: "Sell hard!" Yan He said in detail.

"I told my friend that a friend of his happened to know someone from a car park, and he saw that the second uncle was dressed like this, and he didn't dare to agree!"

"What's the dress?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun pouted and patted his legs: "It's June, when it's hot, everyone wears a pair of pants, and he wears a pair of cotton pants!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Why are you wearing cotton pants in June Sanfu in June? Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands and explained: "Poor, he has no clothes to change, so he can only wear this, but what he wears should be called cotton pants, and there are not many cotton wool." ”

"Can there be four taels?" Yan He asked tentatively.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said in an accentuated tone: "Fourteen catties!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Wow!" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Fourteen pounds on one leg!" ”

"Okay!"

Qu Xiaoyun described: "One leg is fourteen pounds, two legs are twenty-eight pounds, and the waist of the trousers is thirty-five pounds, his cotton pants are worn during the day, and he takes them to the door at night!" ”

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, smiling forward and backward.

"Okay, use it as a door pole!" Yan Heshen smiled and shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "But it can be used as a door bar, and if you throw it out, you can smash the dog!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Wow!"

Qu Xiaoyun analyzed: "You said that the second master is dressed like this, and he can't pull out the money for the foreign car!" ”

"That's right, you can't even run!" Yan Heshen nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words and said: "But they are all friends, I still took him to the depot, and the people in the depot knew him and called him, Lao Wang!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good guy, the second uncle of the humble uncle is called Lao Wang? Let's get out of the five! Yan He pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun disagreed, and said, "Dear! ”

The audience was amused again after listening.

Yan Heshen had a strong desire to survive, glanced at the backstage, widened the distance between him and his partner, and said, "Good guy, this has nothing to do with me, I will beat you when I go back!" ”

The simple appearance of the big head also caused laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words and said: "Oh, it's wrong, the surname is Yu, Wang Lao Yu!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Haven't heard of it! Don't add your last name! Yan Heshen pushed him.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "The people from the depot said, okay, the introduction from a friend can't refute face, if you are really willing to pull the car, our depot has more than 4,000 cars, but they are all rented out, but there is still one in the house!" If you want to pull, the car will send you! ”

"Why is the car still on top of the house?" Yan He asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "You wonder, can a good car go to the house? ”

"That's right!"

"It's enough to move the ladder down, good guy, this car!" Qu Xiaoyun frowned.

"What's wrong?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun pouted and described: "The car board is about to fall apart, the handlebar is one and a half left, and the beam in the head is gone. ”

"How can this be used!" Yan He shook his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "The second master is very happy - it doesn't matter, just repair it." I took care of a foreign car and pulled the foreign car back! People haven't taken the car yet, the car has taken the car first! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "The second uncle really has two strokes, buy some foreign nails first, like that, buy nails, you will take a look at this foreign car board first!" The trunk board is a five-point board, and you want to buy a three-point and four-point nail, isn't it just right to nail it? He bought this foreign nail two inches and five! ”

"Wow!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "You put it upside down and nail it out!" He put it on the outside and nailed it in, dang! While! While! Nail all the nails, don't you say, it's pretty smooth on the outside. ”

"Where's inside?"

"There's a two-inch tip in it. You smashed it, but he didn't smash it, and got a sack to cover it. ”

This time the sense of anticipation came, and the audience looked forward to it with a smile on their lips.

"Okay! Not even a car mat. Yan He pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun gestured: "Isn't there one and a half left of the two handlebars?" ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "This can't be pulled!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "He has a way, he has a way to tie a flat shoulder here, the beam in his head is gone, and a civilized stick is tied." ”

"He can really make do." Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "One wheel has a rubber sheet, and the other wheel has no rubber skin, so make do with it!" That's how he pulled the car out to work! ”

"You said you had to find a place where there were people to pull the cart, and he ran into a dead end. The car left at six o'clock in the morning, and it was past twelve o'clock, and it was not alive. ”

"Where can a dead end be opened!" Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Don't say it, there is really this unlucky one, that old man is looking at this car from afar, a foreign car!" Foreign cars! Foreign cars! ”

"Shouting so much, he didn't hear it?" Yan He said curiously.

"I heard it, and he heard the first sentence."

"Why didn't you say yes?"

Qu Xiaoyun touched his chin and said, "He stood there and wondered-the earth is amazing, this person has any name, how can there be a foreign car!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay, I don't know what the car is called!" Yan Heshen said speechlessly.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation and said, "This person came over and pulled him by the shoulder—hey!" Pull the seat? Do you go to the station? Second Uncle - Okay, station, you give sixty yuan! ”

"Okay, I dare to ask for it!"

"Yes, you're poor and crazy! Second Uncle - Sixty yuan will even give you a car. ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Okay, he's selling the car!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

"Nonsense! What do I want your car for! How much does the station cost? Second Uncle - a dime! The pleasure of riding in the car, generally speaking, costs five cents! After negotiating the price, this lord picks up his clothes and sits up, you can remember, there is a sack on it, and the tip of the big nail under the sack rushes up! Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help but be happy when he said this.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun added with a smile: "The one who took the car is going to the train station to take the car and go to the other place to see hemorrhoids!" ”

Yan Heshen smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, then don't look at it, the train ticket money is saved!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed crookedly, and they all laughed and gave warm applause.

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Romance