After the joke.

Guo Qilin put away his smile, turned his head and asked seriously: "I really think Xueqin is very good, how does Xueqin feel when she comes to our "Deyun Douxiao Club" this time?" ”

Li Xueqin grinned at him and complained: "I really didn't expect that Guo Qilin, who used to be on a blind date with me, stood opposite me and pushed me to my ex-husband and step-husband." ”

Guo Qilin narrowed his eyes and said proudly: "Qu Xiaoyun is with her, and she lost very badly yesterday." ”

Li Xueqin nodded: "Yes, I saw that Qu Xiaoyun was a little lacking in stamina since yesterday, so I chose Mr. Yang Jiulang, but I didn't expect that in the end, you still have deep feelings for me." ”

"That's it." Guo Qilin nodded.

"In order to get me, I lost both my ex-husband and my step-husband."

"Wow, it's not enough to worry about!"

Guo Qilin smiled and continued: "Today is divided into two camps, one is the Qu Xiaoyun team, the other is the Zhang Helun team, the Qu Xiaoyun team has a very small commission due to yesterday's wonderful performance......

Seeing that what Da Linzi said was not conducive to her husband's team, Li Xueqin hurriedly grabbed the words and said: "I'll give you a look, Qu Xiaoyun is my step-husband, Yang Jiulang is my ex-husband, and the fourth brother and Lao Qin finally defected to my step-husband." ”

Speaking of this, he walked out of the table, pointed to himself and said, "I'll show you today, my little braid was braided for me by Lao Qin, my eyebrows were painted for me by the fourth brother, and my lips were targeted by my step-husband." ”

"Dear!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed in unison.

Li Xueqin looked at Guo Qilin with a red face.

Guo Qilin smiled and waved his hand: "Hey, I didn't say it!" ”

Li Xueqin glanced at him and continued: "The most important thing is that my ex-husband bought me these shoes, so I am standing here in this dress today, and I hope everyone will vote for Qu Xiaoyun's team more." ”

"Good!"

"No problem!"

The audience was very enthusiastic.

"Thank you." Li Xueqin smiled and thanked her.

"You're a bit of a joke!"

After Guo Qilin finished complaining, he reported: "Then let's enter our official performance, please enjoy the cross talk "Miaofeng Mountain", the performer, Li Xueqin's ex-husband and step-husband." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

Amidst laughter and applause, Yang Jiulang and Qu Xiaoyun wore cyan coats and stepped onto the stage one after the other.

Qu Xiaoyun, who was standing outside the table, adjusted the microphone and opened his mouth with a smile: "The first performance was performed by me and my senior brother, and I was very happy to come to Xiangshan to perform, some who knew us and those who didn't know us, and some who ran back to the toilet as soon as they came up." ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"A lot of viewers aren't very familiar with me, do you have any friends who know me?" Qu Xiaoyun waved to the audience and asked.

"No !!"

The audience shouted with laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't care at all, and joked: "I'm very moved, a girl raised her hand just now, and I'll add ten more yuan to you after the performance in a while." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and the audience laughed happily.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun introduced: "My name is Qu Xiaoyun, and the one next to me is my senior brother named Yang Jiulang. ”

"Good !!"

The audience was very naughty, and the applause and applause continued to be heard by Jiulang.

"Thank you for cheering!" Yang Jiulang thanked him.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and asked, "Why did you say that you came to the stage to introduce our names?" ”

"Why?" Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "In fact, sometimes the host reports our names, why do we have to introduce us repeatedly, because I am afraid that everyone will not know us." ”

"Practice more and everyone will get to know each other." Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Especially the more than 100 actors in our Deyun Club now, there are more than 50 comics and more than 50 teasers, we are called teasing actors here, and those standing at the table are called teasing. ”

"Yes."

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out three fingers: "Although there are more than 50 actors on our side, there are only three who can say the best." ”

"Which three?" Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and said, "The best of the three is my master. ”

Yang Jiulang nodded: "There is no doubt about it. ”

"The second one is Xiao Yueyue, and the third one is ......" Qu Xiaoyun suddenly stopped talking, and glanced at the audience, waiting for the audience to interact.

"Qu Xiaoyun !!"

The audience was very cooperative.

Qu Xiaoyun was satisfied, and looked very honest but not physical: "This is what you forced me to say, three and one is Qu Xiaoyun." ”

"Appeal !!"

It was so shameless that the audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips: "After speaking, I don't have applause, even if I don't have applause, how can there be boos!" ”

"Because the audience loves you." Yang Jiulang teased with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun snorted: "I can't compare with you." ”

"How?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a wicked smile: "Because the audience saw you crazy just now~~"

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"What are they doing?" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "Applause." ”

"Oh, scare me."

"I'm shocked when you say that."

"Hahaha~~"

"Then you just say that the applause is not over." Yang Jiulang said speechlessly.

"Good!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "It's not easy to do what we do, just take this talk in learning to sing, you have to use your breath to pronounce and spit words." ”

"Yes." Yang Jiulang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his throat and explained: "I can't live with my voice for this night's performance, my vocal cords are two light blue muscles, and my breath makes a sound through it. ”

"Yes, it's vibrating." Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the dantian, and then said: "The dantian, three inches below the umbilicus is the sea of qi, when we talk and sing, we press ourselves in this place, and we can make a strong voice." ”

"That's right." Yang Jiulang nodded.

"You have to protect your voice, your children have no sound and no roots, and you can't do this without a voice."

"Yes."

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Our old gentleman taught us that we were not allowed to eat things that were too sour. ”

"Why is that?" Yang Jiulang said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It's too sour to lock your throat, including eating dumplings in performances, you are not allowed to dip them in vinegar." ”

Yang Jiulang nodded: "I'm afraid of locking my throat." ”

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "The teacher was anxious when he saw that we were eating dumplings dipped in vinegar and took all the dumplings away. ”

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and the audience leaned forward and closed after listening to it.

"It has nothing to do with the throat, the teacher just wants to eat dumplings." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile and continued: "There are still too sweet ones to eat. ”

"Why is that?" Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I'm afraid of holding my throat. ”

"Oh."

"You can't eat anything that is too salty, the principle is the same, and you can't eat something too spicy, and you can't even eat a popsicle."

"Popsicles or something?" Yang Jiulang asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I'm afraid of being excited, so I took a cold popsicle in my hot throat and didn't make a sound." ”

Yang Jiulang nodded: "Exquisite." ”

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyes and recalled: "I think that our teacher was very particular about eating back then, and when eating rice, he had to use scissors to cut off the tips on both sides. ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Yang Jiulang pursed his lips: "Afraid of scratching your throat?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Yes, then the teacher starved to death!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Yang Jiulang nodded: "That's it, you have to starve to death if you eat like this." ”

Qu Xiaoyun then gave an example: "It's not easy, back then, the old gentleman had a Mr. Liu who sang the Beijing rhyme drum, and the old man recorded the record and made the old movie when he was in his seventies, and his voice was the same as that of the big girl. ”

"Crisp." Yang Jiulang gave a thumbs up.

Seeing the curiosity of the audience, Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The voice in my seventies is still so good, just because I have been a vegetarian all my life. ”

"Oh, no meat."

Qu Xiaoyun gave a detailed example: "Oh, what should I do if I've been a little hungry lately, stew some beef, take out this beef after stewing beef, and stew some spinach with this beef soup." ”

"That's a meat cut." Yang Jiulang said.

"How exquisite!"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his mouth: "There are still people who sleep at night and cut that pear slice and put it in their mouths." ”

"Oh, don't chew."

"I vomited it in the morning, and the pears were all black!" Qu Xiaoyun said in an accentuated tone.

"What does that mean?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The pear slices suck out all the lung fire. ”

"Hey, I'm really exquisite." Yang Jiulang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "We can't come, I tried." ”

"Tell us about it." Yang Jiulang was interested and loved to listen.

Qu Xiaoyun was very embarrassed, and was happy: "I also eat a pear, and I like to grit my teeth when I sleep." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"It's easy to swallow." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "This can't be done, I said in my heart that I have to find someone to watch me, keep staring at me to sleep, and I can have a piece in my mouth." ”

"Oh, let's get someone to keep an eye on it." Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and was happy: "Yes, then I told your daughter-in-law about it, don't sleep!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Huh? What are you talking to my daughter-in-law! "Yang Jiulang didn't have a good airway.

Qu Xiaoyun said indifferently: "If you are stingy, then tell my daughter-in-law Li Ji." ”

"Cheng, then you can go with her."

Qu Xiaoyun gestured with his hand: "Big pear, peel and remove the seeds, cut into large slices, two catties of pears, just this big plate is like a hill, resting on the head of the bed I lie down to sleep, tell my daughter-in-law to stare at me." ”

"Oh."

"I sued my daughter-in-law, as long as I swallow it, you will give me a refill."

"Good fellow, I'll take it with you." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

"I'm thinking about how these two catties of pears can survive until the morning."

"Yes."

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said hurriedly: "When I open my eyes in the morning, I will chirp and chirp, and there will be no pears in my mouth!" I'm so anxious, why didn't you renew the pear for me? ”

"yes, why didn't you renew the pear?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "My daughter-in-law looked at me - why didn't I renew the pear, I didn't renew it as fast as you!" ”

"Huh." Yang Jiulang was surprised.

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun added with a smile: "Not only are the pears gone, but half a cake is also spared!" ”

Yang Jiulang was happy: "Okay, I've changed my supper." ”

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his fingers: "If you don't do it quickly, the ring will be gone, do you know?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"You're sleeping with a robbery." Yang Jiulang said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Anyway, we can't compare with the old gentleman, and we have to work hard, like I said cross talk is a little different from those who say cross talk." ”

"What's the difference?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "Because I have a father. ”

"Nonsense, everybody." Yang Jiulang pushed him.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, I mean our family is a serious family." ”

"Who's not a serious family?" Yang Jiulang glared.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and reexplained, "I mean our family doesn't do this. ”

"Oh, that's right." Yang Jiulang nodded.

"Ten generations up, none of our family has done art."

"It's not a family."

"It's convenient for people to do this."

"How is it convenient?"

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "You see that people's grandfathers are talking about cross talk, dad is talking about cross talk, and so are children, at least if there is one, you can ask at any time." ”

"It's convenient." Yang Jiulang nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Why did Mr. Hou say cross talk well, my father said cross talk." ”

"I've seen it." Yang Jiulang said.

"Young Master Ma in the capital, why do people say cross talk well, and his father says cross talk."

"The Maison."

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and glanced at Yang Jiulang, and was happy: "Why did Yang Jiulang say cross talk well?" ”

Yang Jiulang secretly said in his heart that it was not good, knowing that he was holding back the bad, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him: "You wait for a while, no one in my family says cross talk." ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "Your father listens to cross talk!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The ethics effect was very good, and the audience laughed crookedly and gave warm applause.

"It's my dad who co-authored this theater!" Yang Jiulang glared.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand: "This is what you said!" ”

"you!" Yang Jiulang pushed him angrily.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Yang Jiulang's family didn't do this, but it was very remarkable to go up a few generations! ”

"It's okay."

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Take people's grandfathers as an example, in this part of the capital, eating, drinking, dressing and wearing are extremely luxurious, and the old man is wearing a sea dragon hat!" ”

Yang Jiulang's eyes lit up: "Oh, this is precious!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "In 1956, there was a hat of a sea dragon in the store on Qianmen Street, and the price was more than 600,000 yuan. ”

"At that time, it was more than 600,000." Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun saw that the audience was in a fog, and explained in detail: "This sea dragon is a small animal in the deep sea, like a sea otter but there are differences, that thing was on the verge of extinction at the end of the Qing Dynasty, and now there is a sea dragon hat of 1.8 million plays!" ”

Yang Jiulang nodded: "That's it!" ”

……

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