After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and continued to praise: "The coat your grandfather wears is more exquisite, the fox coat." ”

"What's a fox?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his collar and explained: "The piece of skin under the fox's neck is called the fox, it is the warmest, and this coat is made by the fox!" ”

Yang Jiulang's eyes lit up: "Hey, it's worth the money." ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "That's it, the shoes you wear are also exquisite, gooseskin leather shoes!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yang Jiulang was speechless and asked, "I haven't heard of it, how can you use chicken skin to make leather shoes?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The cowhide crocodile skin is not fresh, but the chicken skin is fresh! ”

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Good guy, the old man goes out every night with money to find chickens." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Appeal !!"

The audience laughed and booed.

"It's so awkward!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and then said: "The sea dragon's hat, the fox's coat, and the gooseskin's leather shoes, June Sanfu!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Yang Jiulang shook his hands: "Good guy, June Sanfu has to suffer from heat stroke!" ”

"He's not wearing anything in there!" Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, accentuating his tone.

"Hahaha~~"

Yang Jiulang glared and said, "Naked, ......"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Wearing a diaper with a bare ass inside." ”

"Okay!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "When you're older, you don't know when to pee." ”

"Oh, yes." Yang Jiulang nodded.

"Everyone envy everyone when they wear this out, Old Man Yang is rich, and the old man sometimes stands still when he walks." Qu Xiaoyun said that he had opened his legs, and his attention was very concentrated.

"Hahaha~~"

The imitation is vivid, and the audience is smiling back and forth.

Background.

Yu Qian watched this vivid imitation, and also added a point to Qu Xiaoyun.

"What's wrong with this peeing?" Yang Jiulang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't speak, shook his body, and looked relaxed.

"Wow, it's finished peeing." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips: "You really learn like this." ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Because I met the old man on the street, uncle, look at what is going on on this street, tell me about the history!" Boy, this street is called ......" and said that he didn't move again.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again.

"That's the pee, it's too timely." Yang Jiulang said speechlessly.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "This street is called ......"

Yang Jiulang looked disgusted, stretched out his hand and said, "You finish the cold shiver first." ”

Qu Xiaoyun shivered after finishing it, and then said: "Rich, the old man is too rich, but there is one thing, no son." ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yang Jiulang stretched out his hand and stopped: "You wait for a while, where did my father come from without a son?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "There was no at the time, but there was your father later!" ”

"Oh, you're talking before." Yang Jiulang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Your grandfather is so worried, he is worried in the study, the study is brilliant, and the golden silk is all there, and there is a chair and ivory in the middle." ”

"It's worth a lot of money!" Yang Jiulang's eyes lit up.

"The ivory chair is just a whole tusk!" Qu Xiaoyun said in an accentuated tone.

"Hahaha~~"

"Where is this man sitting?" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "People can't sit up and down, so they have to find someone to pull them out." ”

"Haven't heard of it!" Yang Jiulang pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It means that there is money in the family, and the house is full of valuable furniture, but looking at the money, the old man sat in the house and burst into tears." ”

"Why are you so sad?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed and explained: "It's useless, I miss my old Yang family, my great-ancestor was in the Qing Palace, that was the emperor's most important person, the first-class Heding Red Taster of the Qing Dynasty!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Position of death!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "He died on his first day in office!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"I came to life on the first day." Yang Jiulang said speechlessly.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "And my grandfather, I let the devil kill him at the age of five!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yang Jiulang hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him: "You wait for a while, if you die at the age of five, then there will be no branch behind!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "The old man is in a hurry, thinking nonsense. ”

"Nonsense!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "No matter what the seniors are, it is the most difficult to get to your grandfather!" ”

"How?" Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "What's the use of Wanguan's family wealth, no son is a dead end." The old man cried, squeak~~"

Yang Jiulang glared and said, "It's not crying, it's urine!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "It's crying, eleven tears fell from two eyes!" ”

"How do you shed eleven tears from two eyes?" Yang Jiulang asked puzzled.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Your grandfather has big eyes. ”

"Your grandfather is big-eyed!"

"Hahaha~~"

The two of them scolded on the stage, and the picture was very funny, which caused laughter from the audience, which directly pushed the joyful atmosphere of the performance to a climax.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Your grandfather is crying in the house, anxious, the maid at home is here." ”

"Big families have it." Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out four fingers: "Four maids, white chrysanthemum, pink chrysanthemum, green chrysanthemum, yellow chrysanthemum." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good guy, the maids are all called this, how much they like chrysanthemums!" Yang Jiulang said speechlessly.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, smiled slightly and continued: "The four maids are looking outside, hey, what's wrong with this old man in clothes?" ”

Yang Jiulang stretched out his hand and stopped: "You wait a minute, what do you mean?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Call your grandfather the master of pickpocketing clothes, because your grandfather loves to joke with the maid and pick up other people's clothes when they meet!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"It's a joke!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

"It's funny!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't care, and then said, "What's wrong with the old man?" Please, madam, invite Mrs., as soon as you enter the door, your grandfather is struggling - what virtue am I missing? So far, I don't have a son and a half daughter, and I have died unjustly in this life! Speaking of this, he cocked his orchid finger.

Yang Jiulang glared and complained: "My grandfather is undefeated in the East, what's the matter, why did he change the orchid finger while talking?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what to do, and then said, "Your grandmother asked—why are you crying?" Your grandfather is crying - there is no son and half daughter so far, what use do you want! The two of them are working on hypocrisy, my grandfather is gone, and my grandfather is your grandfather's best friend. ”

"Oh, I really don't know."

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and imitated: "Your grandma started crying when she saw my grandfather, and my grandfather patted your grandma's chest to comfort her." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Appeal !!"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, and they all laughed and booed.

Yang Jiulang pushed him and said angrily: "I haven't heard of it, pat your chest and comfort you!" Slap on the back! ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Anyway, it's the meaning of comfort, my grandfather said it doesn't matter, accumulate virtue and do good deeds." ”

"Gotta do good." Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "My grandfather gave an idea, first go to the doctor to see why there are no children!" ”

Yang Jiulang nodded: "Yes, you should go to the hospital to see." ”

"My grandfather went to pick up your grandmother at seven o'clock in the morning every day, and after a day of walking, he sent your grandmother back at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night."

Tani: "Huh? Sent back at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night? Yang Jiulang asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, go for a day, good guy, my grandfather will be no one in a month!" ”

"It's tiring, isn't it?" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience loved to listen to this kind of baggage, and they all laughed and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun hooked Yang Jiulang's shoulders and said with a smile: "We are the same as relatives!" ”

The audience was amused again.

"you!" Yang Jiulang pushed him away.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Anyway, I seek medical advice everywhere every day, and in the end, my grandfather said that there is a temple fair in Miaofeng Mountain on April 18. ”

"Oh, open the temple."

"Do you want the old lady to come with the tethered doll?"

"That's what it used to be." Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun saw that many viewers were confused, and explained to him: "Now there is no this, in the past, Jincheng was the harem of heaven, and the capital was Shangmiaofeng Mountain, the two of them got married and had no children, and went to the temple to kowtow to the old lady to ask for blessings, and there were dolls made of mud in the temple, and one was tied to the neck with a red rope to go home, and after arriving home, many people were very magical, and they would have children when they went back." ”

Yang Jiulang gave a thumbs up: "Look, it's so coincidental." ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "The second line born by myself, bring this mud doll to the big line." ”

"Yes, this is uncle."

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "Jinchengguan is called Big Brother Doll, both cities in Tianjin and Beijing believe in this, the old lady and the old lady are not the same, Jincheng is for Mazu, and the capital is for Bixia Yuanjun, although it is different, but the function is the same." ”

"Yes." Yang Jiulang nodded.

"The people of the capital believe this, the temple fair on April 18, and you have to set off at the end of April!"

"Why is it so early?" Yang Jiulang said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "In order to grab the first incense there!" ”

"Let people know piety." Yang Jiulang suddenly realized.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Ready, it's all packed, your grandfather, your grandmother and my grandfather will go to Miaofeng Mountain by car, and when you get off at Miaofeng Mountain, you can see that the mountain is ten thousand feet high, and it is quite far from the bottom of the mountain to the top of the mountain!" ”

"That's not it."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at the time and said: "There are two creepers, let your grandma sit here, your grandma sits on the head, my grandfather supports this pole, follow a piece, your grandfather is lazy - oops, the back is sore and the legs hurt, you guys go in the head." My grandfather escorted your grandmother up the mountain. ”

"Oh."

"It's dawn, when I get to the ground, my grandfather helps your grandmother to go to the temple, and the temple gets the news that the wife of the rich man is here! The old monk personally helped your grandmother in and kowtowed to the old lady. ”

"Huh."

"Kneel there, your grandmother is very pious - the old lady is above, give me a death!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Give me a death like a word, that is called give me a son!" Yang Jiulang glared.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and changed his words: "Slip of the tongue, after making a wish to kowtow there, the monk is reciting the scriptures next to him, reciting the scriptures to increase blessings and longevity for his son." ”

"Okay."

"I don't know how to read it, after reading it, your grandmother took out a red rope from her arms, and the dolls next to the statue of the old lady are all dolls, and your grandmother is tied with a red rope, which one is better?" Qu Xiaoyun touched his chin and swept his eyes left and right.

"Gotta pick!" Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, gesturing the rope.

"Hahaha~~"

"What's wrong with my grandma's cowboy!" Yang Jiulang didn't have a good airway.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and then said: "You have to find it!" Hey, there is a doll in the corner here, this doll is so beautiful, white as jade, with big ears facing the arms, and a cigarette in her mouth and burning her head. ”

"Hahaha~~"

As long as it is a mention of the burden of humility, it will ring.

Yang Jiulang was also happy: "Hey, why is it so similar to Teacher Yu." ”

"The old lady loves this, tied it up and hugged it, my grandfather walked out with it, and your grandfather came up just out of the temple."

"Good guy, it's too slow." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

"Go home, your grandma will be pregnant in a short time after going home."

"Look at Dorling." Yang Jiulang gave a thumbs up.

"Sincerely moved the heavens and the earth, conceived in October and gave birth to a big fat boy."

"It's my dad." Yang Jiulang said.

"Oh, your grandfather is so happy, lift the child up and take the lamp."

"What is this for?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Folklore, take a lamp, if there is a shadow on the wall, look at the depth and shallowness of this shadow. ”

"What's wrong with the deep and shallow?"

"Legend has it that the shadow represents the soul of a person, how the soul is, whether the child is rich and rich, it is the same saying in the past."

"Oh, look at the depth of the shadows." Yang Jiulang nodded as if he didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Take the lamp and shine on your grandfather, it's happy, this kid is good, the shadow is shallow and there is not so much turbidity." ”

"Oh."

"Sure enough, six months will speak."

"Awesome, early enough!" Yang Jiulang was surprised.

"Seven months will sow discord."

"Good guy, string your wife's tongue!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

"The neighbors are afraid of this child, and there are five or six families whose children are more than half a year old who go to the street to stir up divorce." Qu Xiaoyun said in an accentuated tone.

"Yo, this trick hate!"

"There is no such good child, there is just one thing, don't call Mom and Dad."

"Look at this thing."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at the time and said: "He is angry with his father, tearful, this child doesn't call me, how good it is to shout Dad, endure it every day, until he is one and a half years old, the old man really can't hold on anymore, and gather the whole family together." ”

"Have a meeting." Yang Jiulang said.

"Everyone sit down, the old man has spoken, my son will ask you something, if you say that you can't speak, no one will believe you, and we don't have a complete family in the whole alley."

"It's all messed up." Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, it's all made you provoke, and there is nothing you hate so much, but there is one point, why don't you call me if you are sharp-toothed?" ”

"That's right."

"There must be a reason for this, tell me why?"

"Let's talk about it." Yang Jiulang said.

"The child is happy, I can't shout, I have a hunch, whoever shouts will die as soon as he agrees!" Qu Xiaoyun said in an accentuated tone.

"It's evil." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said, "Your grandfather patted his chest, you shouted, shouted that I was dead, and I confessed!" Give it a try! ”

"How do you try?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun played the two corners, and imitated: "Call the cook at home, the chef's surname is Zhao, you call Uncle Zhao!" I was really stunned, the child opened his mouth and shouted-Uncle Zhao! The cook answered, poof! ”

"What does that mean?" Yang Jiulang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The cook took a mouthful of blood, the roof of the house was red, and the dead body fell to the ground. ”

"Really dead?" Yang Jiulang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "The whole house is stupid, but your grandfather is not afraid, call the florist!" The gardener's surname is Li, and his name is Uncle Li! The boy died after calling the gardener, and my grandfather came in. ”

"Why is he always there!" Yang Jiulang looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time and said: "Oh, the whole family is here!" Your dad stood up with a sinister smile on his face - son, shout daddy! Your grandmother's face is white - don't don't, can't shout, can't shout! ”

Yang Jiulang nodded: "Yes, then you can shout casually!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Your grandfather doesn't agree—no, call Dad!" My grandfather sweated down after hearing this! ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Why is your grandfather sweating!" Yang Jiulang didn't have a good airway.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what to do, and continued: "Your father was so stunned that he shouted, my father! ”

"And then?" Yang Jiulang looked like he had already seen through everything, and said lightly.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Guess what's going on?" ”

"Less of this! Is your grandfather dead? Yang Jiulang glared.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand: "No, my grandfather is not dead." ”

"What's going on?" Yang Jiulang didn't guess, and couldn't help but ask curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Miaofeng Mountain is a dead monk!" ”

"I'll you!" Yang Jiulang smiled and pushed.

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The audience didn't expect this reversal, and they all laughed and gave warm applause.

There is no doubt that today's opening was a success.

……

Romance