Chapter 302: Lao Guo admits that he has not studied chemistry
The three teams completed the first round of testing one after another.
Qu Xiaoyun's team picked the second game, "The Edict of Clothes".
The game is very simple, a table tennis table like a long table with a few glasses filled with water, the player unfolds the rolling paper, one end of the paper is placed on the glass full of water, if the glass can be pulled to the clearance line is considered as clearance, if the paper towel is broken, you need to drink the water in the corresponding cup as a punishment, the clearance rate is 50%.
The distance pulled by this game cannot be controlled, and the control variable can only be based on the thickness of the roll paper.
The thickness of the roll paper is four layers, Luan Yi tried it, and the four layers were cleared very easily, so Qu Xiaoyun changed the thickness to three layers.
This time, Guo Degang came to inspect the situation with his hands behind his back, and Xiao Yueyue was followed behind him.
"Master!"
"Brother Yue!"
"Hey, how is this playing?" Guo Degang came to play with interest.
Luan Yi pointed to the water cup on the table and explained: "Put the water on the paper and pull it to the white line, which is considered to be cleared, and if you don't pass, drink water, Master, can you come back?" ”
"Done."
Guo Degang rubbed his hands and nodded in agreement: "It's all here, give it a try!" ”
For the sake of the effect of the show, Qu Xiaoyun made a mistake and handed the layer of paper that had just been peeled off to the master.
Guo De didn't know how many layers of paper there were when he first came late, and when he saw the thin paper, he thought that the game had increased the difficulty.
Guo Degang pulled his chest and gave a lesson to the apprentices: "It has a knack for this, not everyone can succeed, there is physics here, there is force, it has this relationship!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun couldn't hold back a smile, ready to see the master embarrassed.
Xiao Yueyue interrupted with a smile: "No, Master, have you studied physics?" ”
"I'll kick you!"
Guo Degang kicked Xiao Yueyue's ass directly after listening to it, and then confessed: "I have studied physics, I have never studied chemistry!" ”
"Hahaha~~"
The opening is an old variety show, and after laughing at himself, the effect of the show is directly full, and the barrage takes off.
After the joke.
Guo Degang got serious, leaned down and paid attention very much, and slowly pulled the paper towel, but it broke as soon as he pulled a little paper.
"If I had been a little more cautious, I would have succeeded!" Guo Degang found himself a step down, and then began to try a second time.
It ended in failure again.
"Poof~"
"Puff~~"
Qu Xiaoyun looked at the master's angry and annoyed appearance, he couldn't hold back and laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" Luan asked with a confused face.
Xiao Yueyue picked up the broken paper and found the clue: "Hey, why is this just a layer of paper?" It's too difficult, a layer of paper can't get over it! ”
Zhou Jiuliang pushed his glasses and stepped forward to check: "No, we were going to experiment with three layers of paper just now, how could it be one?" ”
"Hahaha!"
Xiao Yueyue slapped the table with a smile and told the truth: "Don't guess, it's Xiaoyun who makes it bad, and I can't hold back my happiness there!" ”
Guo Degang's face was black, and he asked knowingly: "What kind of punishment is this game?" It's like drinking water! ”
Xiao Yueyue nodded, and handed a cup of water to Qu Xiaoyun: "Come, Xiaoyun, you drink it for Master!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun took responsibility for his actions and drank all the water in the cup.
Guo Degang nodded with satisfaction, and made the bad shoot back: "Hey, this game is so interesting!" Get me another layer of paper and I'll try again! ”
Qu Xiaoyun was petrified on the spot after listening to it......
"Hahaha~~"
Five minutes later.
The glasses on the table were empty, and Qu Xiaoyun held his stomach and burped.
Guo Degang was very satisfied, and waved his hand: "Okay, this game can't be played, the water in the cup has been drunk, and the leaves of Qu Xiaoyun's lungs have also been drunk, let's go look elsewhere!" ”
"Good!"
"Let's go!"
……
Camera cuts.
Zhang Helun's team is working on a new game "Seven Captures of Meng Huo".
In fact, it is a game of whack-a-mole, where four developers hide in a hole to act as a gopher, and the player uses a mallet to hammer the four gophers, and the player clears the level and wins.
If the gopher wants to win, he has to drill out of the hole, take the corn props in front of the hole, and collect all the corn props, then the developer wins, and the game clearance rate is 50%.
Zhang Helun's team had just finished a round of trying, and Guo Degang and a few people arrived.
"Master, are you playing this?" Zhang Helun pointed to the venue and invited.
Guo Degang nodded and joked: "Play around, I'll go in!" "I'm going to drill into it.
"Don't, you fight, how dare we hit you!"
Baked cake smiled and stepped forward to stop it, and handed over the hammer used to fight the whack.
In order to reach the hole, the handle of the hammer was made to be very long, and the foam hammer head was made to be small, as if it were holding a spear.
Guo Degang played a lot, held it in his hand and waved it a few times, sighed, and said with emotion: "The gun in the hand of the big hero can't stop the three words hunger, cold and poverty, and it is difficult for a rich man to ...... without money."
The sense of variety show is too strong, and the brothers and sisters couldn't smile bitterly, so they hurriedly stepped forward and stopped: "Master, it's okay, our comedy show, you are too sensational!" ”
"Oh, well!"
After the joke.
The four members of Zhang Helun's team put on helmets and acted as gophers, and in the blink of an eye, the game began.
Guo Degang is old after all, and his reaction is relatively slow, and he was stolen several corns at the beginning.
Seeing that he was going to lose, Guo Degang made a bad move, and without waiting for them to poke their heads out, relying on the long handle of the hammer, he directly stabbed the hammer into the hole, all of which were critical hits, and the four people were beaten with their heads.
This scene made netizens in the live broadcast room amused, and they all lamented that Jiang was still old and spicy.
……
The camera switches again.
Qin Xiaoxian's team is working on a new game, "Happy Thoughts".
This game is a bit specially designed for Lao Qin.,There's a circular induction area on the ground.,The timer goes off.,The horn will release the Jumping Divine Comedy.,Players jump in the induction area.,More than who jumps.。
“857,857,8857……”
The dynamic music sounded, Guo Degang and Yu Qian jumped up with all the apprentices, this will not pay attention to any rules, dancing is a happy one, everyone has a smile on their faces.
The picture of the demons dancing is too funny, especially Guo Degang and Yu Qian's brothers, waving their stiff arms, coupled with a three-centimeter jump, like jumping rope in place, which can amuse the netizens in the live broadcast room.
……
Finally, it's time to wrap up again.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian gathered the three teams together, and there were three transparent buckets with scales on the ground.
Guo Degang looked at the apprentices and said with a smile: "Today is another pleasant day, everyone has worked hard!" Next, pour the water of your three teams into the corresponding buckets. ”
"Good!"
Three teams did so.
"Hey, Lao Qin, why is there so much water in your team? I remember you've lost the closed beta a few times! Zhang Helun couldn't help but be surprised when he saw a large bucket of water full of Qin Xiaoxian's team.
"This ......" Qin Xiaoxian did cheat, and he was a little speechless when questioned.
Liu Xiaoting, one of the referees, reported: "In the process of developing the project, we found some problems, Uncle Qin bought the same water online and added it to it, and we found it when we took the takeaway." ”
Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:
"Good guy, Lao Qin is worthy of being a rich second generation, and playing games directly makes !! gold"
"Hahaha, who still says that Lao Qin is stupid? Stupid is just a human design, he is too smart!! ”
Guo Degang glanced at Qin Xiao, waved his hand and ordered: "Violating the rules will be punished, come on, take his water away, and spread more!" ”
Good guy, Lao Guo gave an order, Liu Xiaoting bottomed out after rolling the bucket, and Qin Xiaoxian's team directly ranked at the bottom.
Zhang Helun's team started with twice as much water as the other teams, and the last team had the most water.
Guo Degang announced: "According to the results, the team that dominates the Three Kingdoms today is the Zhang Helun team!" Congratulations! ”
"Agreed!"
Zhang Helun was very happy, and he said coolly: "Thank you for the strong cooperation of the other two teams!" ”
Guo Degang continued: "We said before that the team that can dominate the Three Kingdoms will gain an advantage in the cross talk competition tomorrow, but because there is still a kicking team, it is not easy to get a commission ticket, so from this game onwards, the commission ticket will be cancelled, and the audience will vote as many votes!" ”
"Although there is no commission coupon, but winning is not a vain win, according to the results of your three teams today, the team with the best results will have priority to get the right to choose the field!"
The so-called selection of the venue is to pick the order of the performance, and the bottom two has an advantage, and it is very beneficial to the game to say that it is good to let the bottom not catch.
The opening performance is relatively disadvantaged, and when the audience first starts watching, it is easy to be unable to get into the chaos, and the effect of baggage is not good.
Thanks to the addition of the kicking team, the performance has also changed from four to six.
Zhang Helun's team won, giving priority to the field, choosing the fourth game and the last two.
Qu Xiaoyun's second choice was to choose the second game and the bottom.
Qin Xiaoxian's team made the final choice, and could only choose the remaining opening and the third game.
After the selection of the field.
Guo Degang said seriously: "Because this is a kicking competition, it determines the candidates who will directly enter the finals, and it also determines who will continue to retain the candidates who can run for the 'Steel?' Boys' qualifications, this time the audience of 100 people will have six steel hammers each to vote for your performance, so everyone should be ready this time, and we will see you live tomorrow! ”
"Good!"
Just like the master said at the end, tomorrow's game is particularly important, the three teams did not slack off after returning to the hotel after recording, and they were even working on dinner, and they were all making full preparations for tomorrow's game.
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The next afternoon.
Nanshan Theatre.
Twenty minutes before the show.
The Deyun actors are very popular, wave after wave of audiences poured in, the huge theater was full, Guo Degang and Yu Qian also sat in the scoring room in advance, knocking melon seeds and waiting for the competition to start.
In the blink of an eye, the show began.
The host Xiao Yueyue walked onto the stage with a smile, and before he could speak, enthusiastic applause rang out from the audience.
"Thank you, thank you for your warm applause!"
"The next show will be more exciting, everyone relax their mood, if there is anything unhappy, we will think about it another day, the purpose of coming today is to be happy, your laughter and applause are a shot in the arm for our actors, I hope you encourage every pair of actors!"
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Miaofeng Mountain", the performers Qin Xiaoxian and Zhang Jiuling!"
"Qin Xiaoxian, I love you!!"
"I'm going to give you a monkey !!"
Lao Qin's debut, the audience applauded continuously, especially the female audience loved it, this popularity brought a lot of pressure to the actors backstage, after all, for fanatical fans, how the joke is not the first consideration.
After two seasons of training, Qin Xiaoxian's progress is huge, with Zhang Jiuling, the completion of the whole paragraph is very high, the burden is constant, and the laughter off the stage is also constant, and the opening is undoubtedly a very success.
After you sang and I appeared, the actors performed on stage one after another, and in a blink of an eye, it was time to save the bottom show.
Zhang Helun and Baked Cakes, who appeared on the second stage, directly pushed the joyful atmosphere of the performance to a climax, and the audience was still unsatisfied.
This brought a lot of pressure to Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang, who were saving the bottom.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Dream Marriage", the performers Qu Xiaoyun, Zhou Jiuliang!"
In the warm applause, Zhou Jiuliang and Qu Xiaoyun, who were wearing festive red coats, stepped onto the stage one after the other.
Qu Xiaoyun, who was standing outside the table, adjusted the microphone, and opened his mouth with a smile: "There are many people here today, tens of thousands of people upstairs and downstairs!" ”
Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and stopped: "Not so much." ”
Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "There are several people surnamed Wan. ”
The audience laughed after hearing this.
Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the backstage and said with a look of disgust: "Looking at these people talking nonsense just now is like a dream." ”
"It's because they don't say it well." Zhou Jiuliang said.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "In fact, people don't have anything to say, it's a natural phenomenon, and some brain functions don't rest after people fall asleep, so they dream. ”
"Yes." Zhou Jiuliang nodded.
"People can dream, and poor people dream a little more, and I have a deep understanding of this." Speaking of this, Qu Xiaoyun's face showed sadness.
"What's wrong with you?" Zhou Jiuliang said with concern.
Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and asked, "What do you think of me now?" ”
"I think you're doing well right now." Zhou Jiuliang didn't understand what he meant.
Qu Xiaoyun sighed and explained, "I'm okay at this moment, but when I go back, I can't look back. ”
"What's so embarrassing?" Zhou Jiuliang said.
"I used to have times when I was down, and I often didn't like things, but I was no different from a speaker."
"Then you can talk about it, and it won't get in the way."
Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a moment and recalled: "Speaking of conscience, I was going to die of poverty at the beginning, as the saying goes, a penny is difficult for a hero, and a good man can't stand three bubbles!" ”
"Hahaha~~"
Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips, stretched out his hand and said, "What a mess, don't talk nonsense." ”
Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "I was poor, and now there are many rich people on the street, in fact, I have gone back a few years, for example, when your father was poor? ”
"Yes." Zhou Jiuliang confessed.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded, happy: "That's right, your father and I are too poor to be good!" ”
"Hey, don't you want to do it all together?" Zhou Jiuliang's face was black.
"Hahaha~~"
The burden sounded, the ethics worked very well, and the audience laughed forward and backwards, and gave warm applause.
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Romance