After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun complained: "What I mean is that everyone has this time, when I was the poorest, I didn't have anything at home, there were only a dozen steamed buns left, what do you say?" To satisfy your cravings, you rely on steamed buns. ”

"Can steamed buns still satisfy cravings?" Zhou Jiuliang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Look at it, if you are hungry, you can't eat steamed buns all the time." ”

"You've got to change your face!" Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and explained: "For example, if I want to eat cakes, pick up the steamed buns, duang... duang…… One shot, and you're ready to eat the cake! ”

"Hahaha!!"

The audience was amused by this funny action and description.

"The steamed bun is flattened?" Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "For example, if I want to eat noodles, I will take a comb that pulls my hair and press it on the steamed bun, and I will eat noodles when I press the strips!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again after listening.

"Good guy, this is the noodles!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly, and then gave an example: "If you want to eat crabs, lift the lid of the steamed buns, crabs!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"You have to make steamed buns!" Zhou Jiuliang pierced.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Another example is if you want to eat a hamburger, peel off the newspaper, tear it open and eat it!" ”

"Whew! The newspaper changed to hamburg. Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

A few burdens came down, which directly pushed the joyful atmosphere of the performance to a climax.

Background.

Guo Degang was very satisfied with it, shook his fan and boasted: "Qu Xiaoyun has made great progress now. ”

"Indeed."

Yu Qian was also very satisfied, turned his head and ordered: "Qu Xiaoyun imitated it well, Gao Xiaobei added one point to him!" ”

……

Qu Xiaoyun was very stressed before he came to the stage, and the response from the audience was very good, and he was a lot more relaxed, and hit the railway while it was hot: "For example, if I want to drink milk, I will pinch it out of the steamed bun!" ”

"Go! You're thinking of that container! Zhou Jiuliang pushed him and poked.

"Appeal !!"

"Hahaha~~"

It was so dirty that the audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun looked sad, and then said: "I don't feel good in my heart, go to the street and stand there, which of the people is stronger than me!" ”

"You're not as good as anyone else?" Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, wiped his tears and said: "I can see my tears, I live for such an old age, what kind of thing is this, there is no room in the house, there is no ridge in the land, and I have never done it for a single president." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"You eat your steamed buns first!" Zhou Jiuliang was disgusted.

"Walking to the TV station with tears in my eyes, when did this TV station belong to me?"

"You're trying to be blind too!" Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly swept away his sad face, and said sonorously: "But then again, Ji people have their own heavenly appearance, the east wind often goes north, and the north wind also turns south." ”

"Transferred?" Zhou Jiuliang asked tentatively.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled: "Look at it, I couldn't sleep that night, I was hungry and uncomfortable, I went out to the street, the wind was galloping, hmm~~"

"What?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "In the past, a car, I raised my nose, heh! With that, he waved his hand and began to fan.

"How?" Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy, gave a thumbs up and said, "This incense!" It's time to whet my appetite! ”

"Hahaha!!"

The audience laughed and couldn't help but applaud.

Zhou Jiuliang was stunned after hearing this, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, and said with a disgusted face: "Hey, okay, okay, don't say it, don't say it, you may also be hungry and frightened, why does the car smell?" ”

"You want to be crooked!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and explained: "The embassy's car, pulling a car of foreigners, spraying perfume, hitting this and bumping, snapping from the trunk, falling out of a woven bag!" Open the zipper, wow! ”

"What's that?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes lit up, wiped the corners of his mouth, and lowered his voice: "Gold and silver treasures, there are two lunch boxes inside, open them and take a look, diamonds!" ”

"Diamonds in the lunch box?" Zhou Jiuliang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, revealing a look of a wealth obsessed: "Half a catty!" ”

The exaggerated description made the audience laugh.

"You can't fit a few pieces in a box!" Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and trembled: "Will I still suffer if I have money?" There was a thunder on the flat ground, and it was steep and rich! ”

"I've got money." Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his hands and fantasized: "With these diamonds, I will have a lifetime of food, press this diamond by a handle, I can cut glass for people!" ”

"Hahahaha~~"

"Wow, what a mess." Zhou Jiuliang looked disgusted.

"I'm considered to have a job."

"You're a waste of diamonds, too."

Qu Xiaoyun looked like a nouveau riche, gritted his teeth and said: "How to eat, drink and have fun, how to be happy, what to drink, what to eat, is this thing expensive?" I buy, there is nothing I can't buy, whether it's furniture, real estate or real estate. ”

"Rich!"

Qu Xiaoyun took two steps on the spot, turned his head to look at it, touched his chin and said, "Look at what is written on this wall, sell yourself!" What does that mean? ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"You buy one and try it." Zhou Jiuliang coaxed.

Qu Xiaoyun snorted and said, "If you buy one for a person to live a life and buy something you're afraid of, press the advertisement on the wall, call and take a look, huh!" ”

"What's wrong?" Zhou Jiuliang said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a look of disgust: "The big bald head talks about cross talk." ”

"Whew!"

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "I'm fooled, let me ask him if you can beat me or punish him, let you beat you and you can worship me as a teacher." ”

"I'll just take an apprentice." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "I have to enjoy the money, buy a big house and buy a courtyard, who still lives in a building if there is a rich person." ”

"It's good to be hospitalized." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and said, "I'll buy one or four hundred to enter the big courtyard!" ”

"More than four hundred? Okay! The palace isn't as big as yours! Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

"I don't even live in the main room, and I don't have an identity in the bedroom."

"And where do you sleep?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Dig a well in the courtyard, and I will stay in the well. ”

"That's a great idea." Zhou Jiuliang looked at him as if he was mentally ill.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Cool in winter and warm in summer!" ”

"Don't freeze to death!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It's a bit of a struggle to connect the air conditioner, the gas pipe goes from my well, I said that it's okay to make something to eat by pressing a stove inside, but they won't let me get it, saying it's dangerous!" ”

"Isn't it, a little fire has become a cannon barrel!" Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed back and forth with the picture, and they gave warm applause.

……

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