After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun pouted and said, "Oh, I'm too rich!" Eat, drink and be merry all day long! ”

"Make money." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "I buy whatever I am famous, I heard that the three knives in Yangzhou are famous!" ”

"It's really famous." Zhou Jiuliang nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back and said: "Yangzhou is a famous place, as the saying goes, there is heaven and Yangzhou below." ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and stopped: "What a mess, that's called heaven and Suzhou and Hangzhou!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized: "Oh, there is halva under it." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"What halva, what's wrong with your gluttony, that's called Suzhou and Hangzhou." Zhou Jiuliang looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and changed his words: "Oh, there is heaven above, there is Suzhou and Hangzhou, and there is Yangzhou." ”

"Without Yangzhou, why are you always taking Yangzhou! If you want to go, just say that you want to go to Yangzhou, it's over. Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Don't go, I have money, spend money to send someone to find it, three knives in Yangzhou, razor, pedicure knife, kitchen knife!" ”

"Yes, three knives are best." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Call the master, see how you are doing, pick the best knife and send it to me." Try the razor first, wow! ”

"How?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and explained: "Good craftsmanship, shaved flat." Try the pedicure again, hey, after the repair, the whole body is very comfortable! Finally, try the kitchen knife, stir-fry, it's so good to stir-fry! After trying it, I want to call the master over to see the knife. ”

"I'll have to see it after I buy it." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at the time and said: "I said three knives to show me, and the master said that there are no three knives, just one knife." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience looked at the petrified picture of Qu Xiaoyun, and smiled backwards, and laughed and applauded.

"Wow! This master is so dirty! Zhou Jiuliang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun's expression was solemn, and he asked in a trembling tone: "The first fried vegetables or the first feet?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again.

"Nothing is good first!" Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun yue: "The craftsmanship is good, vomit~~"

"What's wrong with corns in your meal?" Zhou Jiuliang teased with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun's expression was solemn, and he was about to cry: "I said how to ask for vegetarian fried celery, and I ate the meat." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Appeal !!"

The burden is funny, but it's a bit heavy, and some viewers who have just finished eating are a little sick.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "If you have money, you have to do good deeds, and you have to do good deeds all day long. ”

"Oh, you still do good."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and said with determination: "I want to be a good person, to be the first good person in the new era, and the good man in the old era is your father!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Zhou Jiuliang pushed him angrily and said angrily: "you, you say yours, don't pull it to our house." ”

"That's what it means, anyway."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued: "I will make porridge for good deeds, and I will make it all ready, and I will go to the street to make eight garlic on the same day!" ”

"Good fellow, it's the first time I've heard that there is a garlic." Zhou Jiuliang looked shocked.

"Pour porridge into their mouths first, and then stuff half a catty of laba garlic!" Qu Xiaoyun said this and kicked the air emptily: "I'll go to yours and replace the next one." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, smiling forward and backward.

"You're too violent." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and then said: "If you have money, please eat and drink, I feel uncomfortable looking at the poor, I can't look at the poor, one day I walked to the street and saw an old man, eighty years old with fluffy sideburns, his face was as long as a bun, and he was shivering in the well." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good fellows, everyone is in the well!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Drag it up, after you drag it up, the old man knelt down for me, Brother Qu!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and said, "You wait a minute, you are called your eldest brother in your eighties?" ”

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and explained: "As the old saying goes, people are poor and short-minded, horses are thin and long-haired, but let's be honest, no matter how poor we are here, we can't do this." ”

"Yes, it's not appropriate."

Qu Xiaoyun restored the situation at the time and said, "I said, don't be joking, who are you?" The old man replied, Brother Qu, I am Grandpa Zhou Jiuliang. ”

"Hahaha~~"

Zhou Jiuliang pushed him angrily: "I'll you, my grandfather calls you big brother?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said, "I also don't think it's appropriate, let him stop shouting like that, the old man nodded and changed his words, brother!" ”

The audience was amused again.

"You're taking advantage of it enough." Zhou Jiuliang glared.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, and then said, "I said what's wrong with you?" The old man sighed and said that he was down. I said Zhou Jiuliang doesn't care about you? Leave me alone. Come with me, go up to me, take the old man into the courtyard with my four hundred, and live wherever you like, and stay in any well! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Don't let you live in the house?" Zhou Jiuliang glared.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, I feel comfortable living in the well." ”

"That's what you think!"

"The old man said, no, I have lived in the well outside for more than two years, and I will try what it tastes like in the house."

"Good fellow, I haven't lived in a house." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "The old man doesn't feel at ease if he wants to live - it's all yours in this house, I'm not sure to stay in it, and another one, I'm going to wash and sleep in the house today, what if you away tomorrow!" ”

"Thinking too much."

"Tell me the truth, are you trying to hurt me? How many days did you let me stay? You want me to get used to living and then bomb me out, don't you? I can tell you the surname Qu, don't think I don't know who you are, I see you grow up to know! ”

"The old man is suspicious." Zhou Jiuliang said.

"I advise, don't worry, I won't drive you out, can I put the deed on you?"

"Wow!"

The old man still didn't believe it. Well, I'll give you an IOU! ”

"Your IOU?" Zhou Jiuliang looked shocked.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and said disapprerovitically: "I have to make him down-to-earth and give him an IOU of 40 million!" Didn't expect ......"

"What's wrong?"

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "Compassion is a disaster, the next day I went out for a walk, and when I came back, I asked for my own life, your grandfather turned his face and didn't recognize people!" ”

"What's wrong?"

Qu Xiaoyun sobbed: "Your grandfather didn't let me in, saying that the house belonged to him." ”

Zhou Jiuliang snorted coldly and complained: "If I were him, I would be like this, the deed of your house was given to him, and you gave him an IOU, your heart is too big." ”

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, straightened his waist and said, "I'm a good person!" ”

"Good fellow, good man."

"Hahaha~~"

……

Romance