After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and explained: "I made a little joke with everyone just now, I am very happy to come to Shencheng, and I am also honored to stand on the stage of the end of the second season of "Deyun Douxiao Club". ”

"Me too." Zhou Jiuliang said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun said seriously: "This season is different for me. ”

"What's different?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I have gained a lot in this season, and I have collected a lot of materials. ”

"What materials have you collected?"

"Collected a lot of anecdotes."

"Tell me about it." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said, "It's about you and Meng Hetang." ”

"What about me and him?" Zhou Jiuliang was surprised.

"Yes!"

Seeing that the audience showed very gossipy eyes, Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said slowly: "Zhou Jiuliang and Meng Hetang have the best friendship in private, because the two live in the same community. ”

"Yes." Zhou Jiuliang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun touched his chin and thought: "The capital Daxing goes to the south, there is a small area, and the Heavenly River is not ......."

"Crematorium?" Zhou Jiuliang's nose was crooked.

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "It's not here yet, behind the stove." ”

"Burn it when you speak." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said: "The two of them live in the same courtyard, the relationship is very good, sometimes the two brothers drink tea together and chat for a day to write a work, and after eating the evening dung, the two of them go to the street for a walk......"

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Zhou Jiuliang was speechless, stretched out his hand and said, "You wait a while, you can't speak clearly, what is the evening dung?" That's called dinner! ”

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head embarrassedly, and changed his words: "Yes, after dinner, the brothers and sisters are fine, and the courtyard is a bend, and the brotherhood is deep." ”

"It's as good as that."

Qu Xiaoyun sneered: "There was a time when I went out for a walk and made a joke." ”

"What's the joke?" Zhou Jiuliang was aroused.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and said, "The two of them finished dinner and walked along the community, take a look here and that, the big chimney is still smoking!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Or a crematorium?" Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand: "No, it's another company, and there was a very interesting scene in front of the two of them walking." ”

"What's that?"

"There's a mess of that puppy's poop."

"You just say shit is over." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time and said, "How bad Zhou Jiuliang is-Meng Hetang, do you dare to eat it?" You will be given 100,000 yuan for eating. ”

"Oh, bet." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun picked up the folding fan on the table and imitated: "Meng Hetang is so smart, he took out the chopsticks, clicked it, threw it away without eating, and took out the spoon again." ”

Zhou Jiuliang smiled and mended the knife and said, "Oh, I know him, he may look a little thin." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The knife was so good that the effect was directly doubled, and the audience laughed forward and backwards, and they all gave warm applause.

The brothers who sat on the cold bench under the stage were also happy, and Meng Hetang's nose was crooked - heh, those who lack morality, those who are knifed, no one in eight hundred miles is a wolf, you are too lacking in morality!

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Meng Hetang will finish eating in a while-Zhou Jiuliang, give me 100,000 yuan!" ”

"I was asking for money." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

"Zhou Jiuliang said, who has nothing to do when they go out with 100,000 yuan, I'll give it to you when I go home. The two of them walked forward again, walking and walking with a hairstyle, which was even bigger than just now! Qu Xiaoyun opened his arms in shock.

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Good fellow, you're bigger than a dog, is that big?" Zhou Jiuliang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and then described: "Zhou Jiuliang can't help standing on it, Yalasuo, that's the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau ......"

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

Although it is a burden, he sings very well, the words are correct and round, and the treble is also good, the audience applauded one after another, and many viewers who don't know Qu Xiaoyun are bright after these few minutes of getting along.

"Wow, that's a big deal!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Meng He is happy with sugar - Zhou Jiuliang, do you dare to eat it?" If you dare to eat it, I will give you 100,000 yuan! ”

"Damn it, it's not."

"Zhou Jiuliang said, you don't come!"

"Really, I can't do that!" Zhou Jiuliang said firmly.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and was happy: "I know you won't lend me that spoon." ”

"Hahaha~~"

This reversal was something the audience didn't expect, and they all laughed and applauded.

"you, dare to love me for this!" Zhou Jiuliang pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Meng Hetang lent him the spoon, Zhou Jiuliang took it and devoured it, and he also finished eating it - give money, 100,000 yuan!" ”

"Meng He is happy - you didn't bring this money when you came out, and I didn't bring it either, so let's get even, don't give it to anyone! Zhou Jiuliang - Cheng, let's do it! ”

Zhou Jiuliang's nose was crooked, and he said angrily: "You are too lacking in virtue, you!" We came out to eat these two pieces of, didn't we? ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun said nonchalantly: "Exercise!" ”

"I said, what did you say just now that you finished eating the evening dung!" Zhou Jiuliang came back to his senses.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up to his partner and praised: "Just kidding, joking, who can eat that, but Zhou Jiuliang and Meng Hetang are both good actors, and acting is the hardest!" ”

"Yes." Zhou Jiuliang nodded.

"Guys, you can talk too, why did you come here to listen to us? Right, so we're going to have to work on it! ”

"Yes."

"At the beginning, when that kid came, he learned to go on stage, and I wondered, no, why is this not fun? Don't worry! As long as the kung fu is deep and the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, you must have the spirit of Yugong moving mountains! ”

"Yes."

Qu Xiaoyun snapped his fingers and explained: "Yugong Yishan is a folk legend, there are five in total, Meng Jiangnu crying the Great Wall, Cowherd and Weaver Girl, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai ......"

Zhou Jiuliang waved his hand and asked angrily: "I haven't heard of it, you added it when you counted one, right?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience didn't understand what was going on at first, and couldn't help laughing out loud after listening to the explanation.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and explained: "No, Yugong moves mountains very simply, that is, there is an old man, there is a mountain in front of his house, one is Taihang Mountain and the other is Wangwu Mountain, this mountain is in the way, the old man gritted his teeth and swore that these two mountains must be removed, so that life will be better, and the WiFi signal is enough." ”

The audience was amused again.

"Hey, he's blocking the network signal with the mountain." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun gestured while digging the soil, and said: "The old man digs with a shovel every day, and the neighbors can't stand it, and an uncle says that he - you are crazy, when will you be able to level the two mountains, isn't it a waste of time!" ”

"yes." Zhou Jiuliang agreed.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly and said, "Yugong said, I still have my son when I die, my son still has grandchildren, and the children and grandchildren are endless, and sooner or later one day the mountain will be removed!" This is earth-shattering, God heard it, and said that this person is amazing, and I want to help him after I am moved! ”

"Oh, to help him." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "So God sent a lot of immortals to their house to help him give birth to a child." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The reversal was too fast, and the audience leaned forward and back with laughter after listening to it, and they all gave warm applause.

"I haven't heard of it, it's too lacking in virtue, this God!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his arm and looked very excited: "Otherwise, folklore is really exciting!" ”

"You're going to learn from God, aren't you?" Zhou Jiuliang saw through everything.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, hooked his shoulders and said, "When you come back, you have to help talk!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again, and now the atmosphere was joyful.

"No!" Zhou Jiuliang pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said: "Just a little joke just now, this story was told to me by my father since I was a child, which means that I have to work hard, I have to work hard, don't be ashamed, it doesn't matter if you are ashamed, you are ashamed of the family." ”

"Yes." Zhou Jiuliang agreed.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head to look at his partner, frowned, and said, "Shame on the family, dad shuddered, don't forget that I'm your father!" ”

As he spoke, he took advantage of it, Zhou Jiuliang was angry, moved his face over, and said angrily: "You rush over there, you say to me." ”

The audience laughed forward and back, and they all gave warm applause.

After Qu Xiaoyun's head was twisted, he didn't rush back, but continued to say, "I said, old man, don't worry!" ”

"Turn around, how good is this for you to tell me!" Zhou Jiuliang said indignantly.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed even more happily and couldn't close their mouths.

Background.

Yu Qian was very satisfied with this paragraph, and instructed Gao Xiaobei to add one point to each of them.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I said that, what I mean is that actors have to work hard, and the most important thing is to adjust their mentality, yo, people are popular, learn from others, you can't say that people are popular and go to others to make trouble, and scold others on the Internet, it's not interesting." ”

"Yes."

"Sometimes we always say that we want to learn the advanced things of various countries, in fact, we are worth learning from the mentality of each country, for example, no matter who it is, the neighbor spends a million to buy a small car, and the beautiful Chinese people - I have to buy a car that is better than him."

"Oh, it's a beautiful countryman." Zhou Jiuliang said.

"The islanders - I have to learn how he makes this money, the French - I have to borrow his car to go out and play girls!"

"What if it's cross talk?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "Speaking of cross talk-yo, he bought such a good car, he had to let his car go off at night!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Hey, it's too lacking in morality, you still know how to talk about cross talk!" Zhou Jiuliang smiled and gave a thumbs up.

As soon as he heard the praise, Qu Xiaoyun was very proud, pouting his mouth and continuing to speak: "That's it, so you have to adjust your mentality, practice hard, and practice hard from an early age. ”

"It's late!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Why did Deyun Club open a training class, including us all learned, Deyun Club has a learning club, including Brother Yue, Brother Biscuit, Brother Luan, and the third brother have all taken classes there. ”

"Cultivated since childhood." Zhou Jiuliang said.

"For example, Mr. Li Wenshan teaches the theory of cross talk, Mr. Xie Tianshun teaches the basic skills of cross talk, Mr. Zheng Hao teaches literature and history, and Sun Yue teaches physical education!" Qu Xiaoyun deliberately accentuated the final tone.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their minds and laughed loudly.

"This talent is rare!" Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then gave an example: "There is also Teacher Gao Feng who teaches physiology and hygiene. ”

"Long!" Zhou Jiuliang said.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "That's not wrong, Teacher Yu is the general manager!" ”

"Hitting? What does the head management mean? Zhou Jiuliang asked puzzled.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It's the person in charge, you can do anything, and you can take care of everything!" ”

"Good fellow, let's put it aside." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "What do you mean? He is the one who fights the fire in the eighth way, which class has a problem, the teacher can't come, he is the substitute teacher! ”

"Oh, that's it." Zhou Jiuliang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "For example, you have to have early work in the morning to learn art, no matter if you sing opera or sing drums or something, it's the same for cross talk, get up at five o'clock in the morning, start running in the yard at six o'clock, and you can only go to class after the activity is a while." ”

"Yes, it does." Zhou Jiuliang agreed.

"At six o'clock, the students are all standing, please Teacher Sun!"

"Xiao Yueyue's partner Sun Yue."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Yes, Sun Yue and everyone should have seen it, the big fat man is about 300 pounds, and every time he goes out to perform and take a plane, he has to buy two tickets!" ”

"I can't sit down." Zhou Jiuliang said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Teacher Sun's two tickets are against the window! ”

"Then he's covered in this row, sitting on this road, no one can get by!" Zhou Jiuliang was surprised.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, smiling forward and backward.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a disgusted face: "That's it, it's so fat, and it's also responsible for teaching sports!" ”

"Is he okay?" Zhou Jiuliang was suspicious.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, and said: "At six o'clock in the morning, the student stood up and invited him out, Sun Yue came out of the dormitory, three hundred pounds, the two students mixed with him, and when they went to the playground, there was only one person behind them to move a chair." ”

"That's going to have to sit down." Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun said while gesturing: "The ordinary chair is not good, it has to be an old-fashioned circle chair, he can sit firmly, he sits down when the chair is set, and there are students next to him who stuff his meat into the circle chair!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The burden is too much, and the audience is stumbling back and forth laughing.

……

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