After laughter.

Zhou Jiuliang was shocked and said: "Good guy, Sun Yue is sitting on the circle chair, and the students have to stuff meat, how much meat does this have!" ”

"Fat, full of meat, as a physical education teacher, he has a whistle around his neck, pick up this spoon, snort ~ snort ~~" Qu Xiaoyun imitated, panting heavily.

"I gasped before I even blew it!" Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The students are waiting next to them, and they are ready to run when they blow the whistle!" ”

"That's right."

"Whoop~Whoop~~Whoop~~~~" Qu Xiaoyun imitated a big gasp of breath again.

Zhou Jiuliang shook his hands: "How good it is to whistle this little bit!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Twenty minutes, put it in your mouth, beep~~~ burp......" Qu Xiaoyun said this and began to roll his eyes.

"Dead? Breathed after blowing the whistle together? Zhou Jiuliang was surprised.

"Nope."

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, and then said: "The two children on both sides of Sun Yue did not move, the other children ran, these two children quickly patted his back and woke him up!" Do you think it's common to do this all the time? Some of the children watched and ran, and when no one watched, the teacher passed out and was fine. ”

"It's all fun!" Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, so this situation has to be substituted by the teacher." ”

"Oh."

"When Teacher Yu came here and saw Sun Fatzi, he bowed four times first." Qu Xiaoyun bowed, imitating the situation at that time.

"Hahaha~~"

"Still dead." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "After bowing, run after the children, supervise, run for forty-five minutes in a class, let the children disband after the run, dismiss the children for breakfast, and then Teacher Yu waits to see which class still calls him." ”

"It's busy."

"Generally speaking, the second class has to be used for the teacher's help, and the second class is the cross talk theory taught by Li Wenshan, Mr. Li Wenshan is always late, he is older, and his family lives a little farther."

"Where does he live?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun said in an accentuated tone: "Korqin! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Wow! It's good not to come so far. Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"I rushed here at three o'clock in the morning, and I was late every day, so I had to be stared at by the teacher in this class, and Teacher Yu hurriedly ran from the playground to the classroom to teach cross talk theory, ranked, ran for forty-five minutes, drank a stomach, and was uncomfortable when I entered the classroom at first glance!" Qu Xiaoyun frowned and covered his stomach, and his performance was very vivid.

"Yes, drink the wind." Zhou Jiuliang said.

"This stomach gas can't go up and down."

"Yes."

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said, "But if you really go down, there will be no one in the house!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Whew, then don't go down!" Zhou Jiuliang smiled and waved his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun said entangledly: "A room of children who talk about cross talk is all bad, if they know about this, they have to talk about you all the time!" ”

"Yes."

"Teacher Yu endured it, his face was blue, and his eyes were angry!" Qu Xiaoyun said with a hideous face.

"Hahaha~~"

"Wow!"

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words and said, "Hey, Teacher Yu is smart and has come up with a good solution!" ”

"What's the solution?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his buttocks and smiled: "Plug it!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and threw applause.

"This is a no-brainer!" Zhou Jiuliang snickered and gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun touched his chin and became worried: "What is blocked is a problem." ”

The audience was amused again after listening.

"That's a big deal!" Zhou Jiuliang smiled and nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun had an idea and said, "A grape?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Huh?" Zhou Jiuliang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun thought about it for a moment and waved his hand: "It's easy to break!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang nodded, happy: "Talk about experience!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

This knife is so good that it directly gave Qu Xiaoyun no words, the atmosphere of the scene exploded directly, and the laughter was about to lift the roof.

Qu Xiaoyun's face was flushed, and he didn't think about what to do, so he simply continued: "The grapes are a little smaller, let's have a durian?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Wow!" Zhou Jiuliang was shocked.

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words and waved his hand: "The durian is a little bigger." ”

"It's not a little, it's too big!" Zhou Jiuliang complained.

Qu Xiaoyun touched his chin and continued to think: "Have a date?" There's a nucleus! ”

"What's wrong with nuclear?" Zhou Jiuliang asked puzzled.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, shook his hand and said, "What should I do if it sprouts?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again after listening.

"Not really! How long does this have to be blocked? Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun continued to think: "Dates are not good, let's have a wine date?" This doesn't work, what if you go up? ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Thinking too much!" Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes suddenly lit up, and he had an idea: "Finally, I remembered that a friend opened a shooting range in Xishan, and there was that used up bullet, the bullet case was copper, and the size was very good. ”

"It's very thoughtful." Zhou Jiuliang couldn't help laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then continued: "My friend gave the bullet shell to Teacher Yu, and Teacher Yu took a look-don't you still have shell shells?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The foreshadowing was very sufficient, and in the end, the burden was too loud, and the audience leaned forward and closed after listening to it.

"Let's take durian." Zhou Jiuliang suggested with a smile.

"In the end, let's use a bullet, this bullet has a hole in the eye, wears a rope, and hangs it around the neck when it's okay." Qu Xiaoyun even made a comparison, and he spoke very carefully.

"Huh? Teacher Yu is not too dirty. Zhou Jiuliang pouted and complained.

"Yes."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "But you can't keep plugging this with this, and you have to pull it out if it's appropriate." ”

"yes, you have to breathe." Zhou Jiuliang said with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

The mending knife was so good that there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then said, "Where to get it?" It definitely won't work in the classroom, so I went to the toilet, saw that there was no one in this room, and turned around to look at the women's toilet opposite. ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their minds, laughing forward and backward, and sent warm applause.

Gu "Co-authored Teacher Yu is waiting in the women's bathroom? Zhou Jiuliang asked with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It's a mistake!" ”

"Gone wrong and watched for a long time?" Zhou Jiuliang pierced.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "Look at the people and no one!" ”

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Go to the men's toilet, there is no one in the men's toilet, Teacher Yu is very happy, untie his pants, and pull it out with a pop, a puff of white smoke!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Wow! It's been long enough. Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile and continued: "There is a nail on the wall of the toilet, and Teacher Yu hung the bullet casing on the nail, which is convenient, and a fat man came in outside!" ”

"Who?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

"Sun Yue! Sun Yue also relieved his hand, first took off the whistle on his neck, and hung it up. Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly when he said this.

"Hahaha~~"

"Goose Goose Goose~~"

The foreshadowing is fantastic, speaking of this, the audience has already guessed the next plot direction, laughing forward and backward, and sending warm applause.

"That must be hanging there." Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

The laughter did not stop for a full twenty seconds, which put a lot of pressure on the actors who performed later.

Background.

"Xiaoyun, this kid has made great progress!"

Guo Degang shook his fan, his face was beautiful, and he was very satisfied with the performance of his apprentice today.

Yu Qian smiled and nodded: "Yes, the ability to control the field is getting better and better, Gao Xiaobei, add one point to Qu Xiaoyun!" ”

The praise of the two brothers also fully illustrates Qu Xiaoyun's progress, and after twenty episodes of training, his strength has been significantly improved.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "Sun Yue squatted next to the teacher and began to release, ding~~"

The audience was amused by the pompous imitation.

"That's a lot of energy." Zhou Jiuliang sighed.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "Teacher Yu listened to it next to him, and his appetite was hooked!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Teacher Yu can't do it, why do you have such a big appetite." Zhou Jiuliang asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The main thing is to eat as Teacher Yu remembers. ”

"What?"

"Tahini mixed with brown sugar!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Oh, Mr. Yu's association is too rich." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Teacher Yu thought that he would have to buy some food for a while, so he began to lift his pants, tied them and walked out, but he didn't go far and quickly came back to untie his pants." ”

"What are you doing?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head and was happy: "I didn't wipe my ass." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"Heh, Teacher Yu is too anxious!" Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Teacher Yu finished wiping and walked out, and when he got to the door, he remembered again, he forgot to take the bullet case, how embarrassing this thing is, I was afraid that Sun Yue would see it, so I rubbed it over there a little bit." ”

"I'm sorry." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun said while gesturing: "Teacher Yu walked back, took the things down, untied his pants again, poof~~ stuffed in." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The burden was too dense, one after another, the audience laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, and the joyful atmosphere of the scene reached a climax.

"Good fellows."

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "After Mr. Yu stuffed the bullet casings in, he tied his pants and pondered eating sesame paste mixed with brown sugar!" ”

"I'm still thinking about that." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun's mouth rose and said, "Teacher Yu is happy to think about it, so he went out." Sun Fatzi finished his hands at this time, lifted his pants, took off the whistle and hung it around his neck, and then put it in his mouth. ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Goose Goose Goose~~"

Although the audience had guessed this burden before, they still laughed happily when they heard it, and they all gave warm applause.

"Oops, didn't you throw up?" Zhou Jiuliang was a little yue after listening to it.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand: "No." ”

"It's too fat for people to have a less developed sense of taste." Zhou Jiuliang frowned and complained.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Teacher Yu returned to the classroom, still thinking about sesame paste mixed with brown sugar, the heart is beautiful, a beauty is easy to relax, and when you relax, it is easy to hold back." ”

The sense of anticipation was full, and the audience had a smile on their faces.

"You should go and talk about physical hygiene!" Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at the time and said: "Teacher Yu stood on the lectern and waved his hand, the middle and lower parts of his body, too~~~"

"Hahaha~~"

"The sound is very well-proportioned." Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The children in the classroom are stunned - what is this sound? The atmosphere was very embarrassing, three minutes passed, and a child stood up - Teacher Yu, I really can't run, and I can't run anymore if you blow the whistle. ”

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to the awkward atmosphere, the audience laughed backwards and forwards.

"I thought I had to take physical education class." Zhou Jiuliang shook his head with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the embarrassed expression and imitated vividly: "Teacher Yu can't hold his face, he is dignified in front of the children, how faceless, reprimand that child - you don't respect the teacher, others will go out to play during recess, and punish you for cleaning in the classroom." ”

"Punish him." Zhou Jiuliang said.

"After class in a while, the children all went out, and Teacher Yu also went out to buy sesame paste, and the child was left alone, so he took a broom and swept the quilt, and sulked there after sweeping - what are you doing, why are you in a hurry to say a word, why don't you save me face so much, a room of people told me to sweep the floor alone."

"That's right."

"I have to make a joke with Teacher Yu, thinking of this, I went to the desk, there is a seat behind the desk, Teacher Yu is sitting there in class, there is a cotton pad on the seat, the child is angry and unbuttons his pants on the chair to soak hot."

"Hahaha~~"

"Oh, immoral child." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

"The child covered the mat again, the child is quite particular, the Ming people don't do dark things, and they also wrote a note, and three words were written on the note, I pulled it!" Qu Xiaoyun picked up the fan on the table and brushed it in the palm of his hand.

"This kid is too embarrassed." Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "That's not wrong, put the note on the table after writing it, and go out to play." After a while, Teacher Yu came back, and he went into the house. ”

"It's finished." Zhou Jiuliang said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "The sesame paste mixed with brown sugar is delicious, and I am still remembering the taste, so I went back to the lectern and sat down, and as soon as I sat down, I slipped down." ”

"It's sparse." Zhou Jiuliang said with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun looked down, touched his chin and wondered, "Teacher Yu wondered, what's going on?" There's something wrong with this one! As soon as you bow your head, sesame paste mixed with brown sugar? Why did it come out again just after eating? ”

"Good guys!"

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun leaned down and stretched out his finger to dip it, tasted it, and said: "Teacher Yu stretched out a finger, dipped it a little and tasted it, and secretly gave a thumbs up to what he did just now, but he tasted it, or he would have sat down!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

……

Romance