After laughter.

"Wow!"

Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips and questioned: "Is it, Teacher Yu has to taste it to taste it, right?" ”

"Yes, Mr. Yu has very serious rhinitis."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, and then said: "But Teacher Yu was so angry that he kicked the chair aside, and when he turned his head, he suddenly found that there was a note on the table, on which three words were written, and I pulled it." Oh, it's so arrogant! ”

"Unscrupulous!" Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun blew his beard and glared, imitating the situation at the time: "A child will come in after a while, not the one who did the bad thing just now, Teacher Yu lifted the strip and asked-What are you reading?" The child didn't understand what it meant, and the teacher asked him to read it - I pulled it! ”

"Smack! Teacher Yu raised his hand and said a big mouth - stand there for me! ”

"The child is so aggrieved." Zhou Jiuliang shook his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "After a while, another child came in, and when he saw his classmate standing with a aggrieved face, and he also had a note in his hand, he was happy-you don't know how to read, you were beaten, I pulled this one!" As soon as the words fell, smack~ Teacher Yu slapped me again-you also stand there for me! ”

"Good fellow, another wronged one." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

"Briefly, twenty or thirty children, each with a big mouth, stood there and punished. Finally, the kid from Jinla came in—Hello Master! Teacher Yu took the paper and asked-What is written? ”

"How did he answer?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun was submissive, and said in a tentative tone: "Who pulled it?" ”

"This kid is smart!" Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun's role changed, he blew his beard and glared: "Teacher Yu is angry-the unlucky child doesn't even know the words, I'll pull it!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The burden that had been laid for a long time sounded, and the audience leaned forward and backwards after listening to it, and they all smiled and sent warm applause and applause.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun rolled up his arms and sleeves, and said angrily: "These more than 20 students are gone-you pulled, you beat us?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

There was laughter from the audience again.

"It's all messed up." Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "These students in this room are angry, holding back to revolt and beating Teacher Yu, and seeing that they are about to do something, the classroom door opened at the last moment, and someone came in!" ”

"Who?"

"Teacher Li Wenshan!"

"He's here." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated, scolding and gasping: "I'm tired to death, it's not close to coming here from Horqin." ”

Zhou Jiuliang raised his eyebrows and said, "How fresh!" ”

The students hurriedly moved the stool for Mr. Li to sit on, and Mr. Li suddenly felt a little wrong when he sat on the chair. Qu Xiaoyun raised his nose and sniffed left and right, looking puzzled.

"That's going to work!" Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

"What's that? Mr. Li was wondering, Sun Yue came in, with that in his mouth! The corners of Qu Xiaoyun's mouth rose.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed crookedly.

"I haven't tasted it yet!" Zhou Jiuliang said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun pinched his throat and said hoarsely: "Sun Yue entered the classroom with a stunned face - what's going on?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Zhou Jiuliang couldn't help laughing: "This is a!" ”

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun wrinkled his eyebrows and glared, and then said: "Teacher Yu is still angry-Sun Yue, take Mr. Li and this chair out." Teacher Yu began to roll up his arms and sleeves to find something, there was everything on the desk, there was a blackboard eraser, a ruler, and a knife to dismantle paper, and he picked up the knife. ”

"Hey, you have to do it." Zhou Jiuliang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun picked up the folding fan on the bookcase at the same time and inserted it on the table to imitate: "Teacher Yu stuck the knife on the table - I will fight with you today, like you!" While he was talking, someone in the corridor outside shouted - moon cakes were distributed! ”

"What are you doing with moon biscuits?" Zhou Jiuliang asked puzzled.

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "This day is August 15, Deyun Club sends moon cakes, the children heard that there are moon cakes to eat all out, Teacher Yu also went out, one person received a piece, Deyun Club has a characteristic, the moon cakes are different from other units, one person has a kind of filling." ”

"What does this depend on?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

"According to character! The better the character, the better the stuffing, and the worse the character, the worse the stuffing! Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and explained.

"Oh, what's the stuffing?"

Qu Xiaoyun folded his fingers and said, for example: "For example, Mr. Xie Tianshun is stuffed with cordyceps!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Oh, this has to be eaten." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

"Gao Feng is stuffed with ginseng!"

"Hahaha~~"

"It's going to kill him." Zhou Jiuliang frowned.

"Mr. Li Wenshan's deer antler stuffing."

"It's too much to make up."

"Sun Yue is filled with sesame sauce and brown sugar!"

"Hahaha~~"

"He's so good." Zhou Jiuliang couldn't help laughing.

"Teacher Yu's buckwheat husk stuffing!" Qu Xiaoyun smiled and accentuated his tone.

The audience was amused again after listening.

"It's too much!" Zhou Jiuliang shook his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "After dividing the moon cakes, everyone has returned to the classroom, and Teacher Yu's anger hasn't gone down yet-don't think that today's August Festival will spare you, and there is no door." The nearest student next to him is surnamed Wang, Xiao Wang, what kind of stuffing do you have moon cakes? Xiao Wang replied - Wuren's. ”

"Teacher Yu was angry, and he pointed his nose and scolded-shameless, I still eat five kernels, why am I buckwheat husk?" Qu Xiaoyun wrinkled his eyebrows and glared, looking unreasonable.

"Don't be ugly." Zhou Jiuliang persuaded.

"Teacher Yu snatched Xiao Wang'er's moon cakes - shameless, do you have any teeth when you eat moon cakes? Did I teach you? Qu Xiaoyun said angrily.

"Good guy, you have to be taught to eat mooncakes." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by his unreasonable appearance.

Qu Xiaoyun continued while imitating: "Today's class teaches you to eat moon cakes, Teacher Yu's mouth is open like a tongs, and when you bite into the moon cake, there will be a crescent moon left, and you will return it to Xiao Wang after biting." ”

"I'll return it after eating." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun slapped the door of his head and sang aggrievedly: "Xiao Wang put the crescent moon on the door of his head - there is a Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng, and the iron face is selfless to distinguish loyalty and treachery!" ”

Valley "Hahaha~~"

"This kid is very creative." Zhou Jiuliang said with a smile.

"The child can't cry after singing, take off the crescent moon and put it in his hand to look at it - the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion on August 15, the moon in the sky is round, my moon cake is the crescent moon, I don't want it, give it to you."

The aggrieved appearance caused the audience to laugh.

After finishing speaking, he threw the moon cake teeth on the table, Teacher Yu picked them up and chewed them, took a bite and asked - Xiao Ming, what kind of stuffing do you have moon cakes for? Xiao Ming - Back to the teacher, I have a white truffle filling for moon cakes. ”

"What is a white truffle?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "White truffle is a kind of fungus, white truffle black truffle, it is a particularly high-grade food, the price of black truffle is equal to gold, the price of white truffle is equal to diamond, too cherished, the so-called truffle is a kind of fungus under the pine tree, now the market price of white truffle is 170,000 yuan!" ”

The audience was shocked by the high price.

"Deyun Society is really rich." Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand and grabbed it, scolding and scolding: "Teacher Yu is angry-give me your moon cakes!" Reached out and grabbed it, put the moon cake on the table, copied the knife again, and scolded in his mouth - shameless, eat these things at a young age, do your teeth grow? ”

"Another one that didn't grow up." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat and said, "Today is August 15, and we are going to discuss the allusions about eating moon cakes!" ”

"What's the allusion to moon cakes?" Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I think that the original heaven is not the current state, it is the world of Wuji, Wuji is divided into poles, there are poles divided into Taiji, Taiji is divided into two instruments, two instruments are divided into three wealth, three wealth is divided into heaven and earth, and there is a war in the world. ”

"The three emperors ruled the world, the five emperors were kings, King Yao visited Shun, Shun visited Dayu, King Yu did not pass down, passed to his son, this is called Xia Chuanzi's family in the world!"

"Since then, the country has been passed down from generation to generation, and it has been passed on to the tyrannical and mediocre king of Xia Ji, which has Tang Wu raised troops to attack Xia and established Yin Shang, which has been passed down from generation to generation, and has been passed down to Di Xin, that is, the king of Zhou.

Qu Xiaoyun said this, and knocked the table four times with a folding fan.

"What does that mean?" Zhou Jiuliang asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the bookcase and explained: "The moon cake was cut into four knives, two knives horizontally and nine pieces vertically, plus the moon cake teeth just now, a total of ten pieces, and it was laid out Teacher Yu spoke - children, the teacher has a purpose in speaking, King Yin is mediocre and left ten should not be, you have to listen carefully, listen to what is called ten should not!" ”

"What are they?" Zhou Jiuliang said.

"The children said in their hearts, who is going to be the king, what is he going to do?" Qu Xiaoyun pouted.

"That's it!"

"Teacher Yu picked up a piece of moon cake - I shouldn't have recruited Nada into the palace! Let's chirp~~" Qu Xiaoyun finished singing, imitating copying a handful on the table, and eating moon cakes.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused by the parosody.

"Just eat it." Zhou Jiuliang pursed his lips and was very speechless.

"Second, you shouldn't kill Jiang Hou, and the prince shouts injustice."

"Third, we should not create a basin and suffer from civil and military difficulties."

"Fourth, you shouldn't repair Lutai and spend people's money."

"Five, you shouldn't guess the old and the young smashing the bones and marrow."

"Sixth, pregnant women should not be dissected."

"Seven shouldn't have Yang Ren's eyes gouged out."

"Eight shouldn't be compared to the prime minister's heart."

"Nine, you shouldn't pick up stars, and there is a demon banquet upstairs."

"Ten shouldn't have forced the Huang family's father and son back to five levels."

Qu Xiaoyun sang the words correctly and with full charm, and the audience gave warm applause.

"Let's chirp~~"

Qu Xiaoyun wiped the corners of his mouth after singing, and touched his stomach again, looking satisfied.

"Hahaha~~"

"Good fellow, I've eaten all ten pieces." Zhou Jiuliang shook his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile: "After eating ten moon cakes, Teacher Yu is very happy, look up to the sky and smile, it doesn't matter if you work hard!" ”

"What's wrong?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun pouted his buttocks and said with a smile: "Just listen to the back, toot~~~"

"The whistle hasn't been pulled out yet!" Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The joke was very interesting, and the small singing part was also sung, and the audience liked it very much, and they all laughed and gave warm applause and applause.

Faced with the pressure of the performance, the two not only caught the cold scene, but also performed very well, there is no doubt that this improvisation performance was very successful.

Zhou Jiuliang didn't expect it to be done so well, yesterday I heard Qu Xiaoyun say that he wanted to improvise, but he didn't have much hope, and he was impressed by him after the performance today.

In the warm applause of the audience, Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang bowed and stepped off the stage.

Subsequently, the host Xiao Yueyue came to the stage with a smile, and he also liked the performance of the two just now:

"Oh, a cross talk that exploded just now, the two of them said a little bit to go down and take a break, and the next cross talk is more special, both of them are funny, it's a little nervous and difficult for them, and the work just came out this morning."

"I hope everyone will be calm and give a tolerant attitude to see this cross talk, it is not easy, and then please enjoy the cross talk "Learning Fairy Tales", the performer Luan Yi, Cao Heyang, everyone applauds and welcomes."

"Good !!"

"Wow~~"

"Bang Bang Bang~~"

The audience was very enthusiastic and gave enthusiastic applause.

The audience thought that since Xiao Yueyue said so, the performance would not be very exciting, but after lowering the sense of expectation, the effect of the performance exploded.

Cao Heyang and Luan Yi performed too well, and they changed their lives, especially Cao Heyang, who wore a white towel on his head, and the old woman was very exciting.

During the performance, Xiao Yueyue also played the role of the magic mirror, and showed off his singing voice indiscriminately, and "The Most Beautiful" sang very well. In the end, Cao Heyang fed Luan who played Snow White and poisoned the apple, so he picked up the apple and stuffed it into his mouth, making it like a sketch, making the audience laugh again and again, and creating suspense for the game.

In the end, Zhang Helun and Zhang Jiunan performed at the bottom, both of them performed equally well, and they both played their strengths on the stage of the finals.

Zhang Helun sang well, sang several songs, and the most exciting thing was to sing "Loyal to the Country" for Zhang Jiunan, Zhang Jiunan took off his coat, picked up the sword and showed off a sword dance.

The mad dog really has two hits, and the sword is playing with the wind, one move and one style are decent, and he also shows off the carp fighting, and it can be seen that he has worked hard in this regard.

Background.

Guo Degang shook his fan and joked: "I haven't taught Zhang Jiunan to dance swords." ”

Yu Qian smiled and teased: "This is looking for the master behind your back!" ”

The interaction between the two brothers with baggage added a lot to their show, although the audience couldn't see it, but the netizens in the live broadcast room watched it happily.

Due to the difference in art communication between the north and the south, many audiences in Shencheng are not very familiar with cross talk performances, but watching them dance and sing swords, I think it is very fresh and very like.

After the whole performance, it conquered many audiences who were not familiar with them.

……

Romance