Due to the lunch schedule, there were not many guests in the cattery.

There was not a single guest in the activity room, and it was chartered by Zhou Shuyi and Qu Xiaoyun, and there were six cats in a room of about twenty square meters, all of which were orange cats, which can really be described as-

Big orange has been drunk, big orange is heavy, ten oranges and nine fat, orange potential is gratifying, precise orange, when the orange is a fan, orange is already there, Huan orange is a hall, orange is world-famous.

Nine of the ten orange cats are fat, and one is particularly fat, the orange cat lives up to expectations, and sure enough, everything is focused on big oranges, even the kittens are a little chubby.

After entering the room, Zhou Shuyi seemed to have opened the door to a new world, her eyes lit up, and her little boyfriend was suddenly overshadowed by these cats.

Zhou Shuyi picked up the plush ball that teased the cat, walked next to a little orange cat, and began to tease.

The little orange cat's little head is yellow and white, the whole body is orange, only the feet are white, like wearing two pairs of white socks, very cute.

The little orange cat saw the plush ball on the ground and became interested, stretched out its little paw and played with it, and the plush ball rolled with it, and the little orange cat became more and more energetic the more he played, looking at its serious expression, as if thinking: "Look where you run, I must catch you!" ”

Zhou Shuyi squatted down, stretched out her white little hand and gently touched the little head of the little milk cat, the little milk cat "meowed" a few times with a milky voice, stretched out her little tongue and licked Zhou Shuyi's hand.

Qu Xiaoyun saw it clearly from the side, and Zhou Shuyi's eyes were smiling.

"Mimi!"

Soon Zhou Shuyi and the kitten became acquainted, hugging him in his arms and hugging him high, people are not as good as cats, which makes Qu Xiaoyun envious.

"Would you like to touch it?" Zhou Shuyi smiled and pointed to the little orange cat in his arms.

"Can you really touch it?" Qu Xiaoyun was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes lit up.

"Of course." Zhou Shuyi squinted and nodded.

"Really, really?" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't believe his ears.

"As long as you're happy, you can touch it however you want." Zhou Shuyi encouraged.

"As long as I'm happy and really proactive, then I'm not welcome." Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head, revealing a shy smile of Crayon Xiaoxin, and then stretched out his hand.

"Damn it, why are you meowing to my ass!" Zhou Shuyi put down the cat with a red face, stood up and prepared to do it.

"No, you asked me to touch it, and said that as long as I am happy, I can touch it as much as I ......want," Qu Xiaoyun said with an innocent face.

"I'm fucking talking about touching a cat, you pervert!"

Zhou Shuyi glared and threw a punch viciously, and Qu Xiaoyun had a big bag on his head.

Qu Xiaoyun: "......"

……

Zhou Shuyi likes cats very much, and the two of them have been in the cattery for more than an hour in a blink of an eye.

"I'll go to the bathroom."

Qu Xiaoyun went out of the room to find the owner of the cattery on the pretext of going to the toilet, talked about the price of the little orange cat that his girlfriend liked, and wanted to give it to her as a surprise.

The owner of the cattery is a middle-aged man, a native of the magic capital, who looks like a profiteer, and when he comes up, he asks for 10,000 yuan.

Qu Xiaoyun doesn't know much about the pet market, in cognition, whether it is a cat or a dog in the rural grandmother's house, as long as the cubs are given away, a little more advanced, the same scholar Golden Retriever has a cub, five hundred and one, this opening will cost 10,000, and the true values have been shocked.

"Give me a reason why it's worth 10,000 dollars!" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help but blurt out.

The shopkeeper pushed his small glasses, spoke in the standard Magic Capital dialect, and said the origin of the cat with a proud face: "The origin of my little orange cat is not ordinary, it is the top class in the cat circle, the royal household registration, the royal guard with fat in front of the palace, the palace meow, and the work of Aixin Jueluo Papa before the egg was opened!" ”

"I've gone through thousands of mountains and rivers in it to dismantle the eggs to match, the price of 10,000 is already sprinkled with water, you can't buy a loss, you can't be fooled, this little female cat is worth a lot of money after the cubs, you buy it is blood to earn ......"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and interrupted: "Don't come to this set, let me tell you, I mean cross talk, you can bluff others, you can bluff me, you are a little worse, do you know what I can do when I change careers?" ”

The shopkeeper shook his head.

"Can tell fortunes, better than you can bluff, don't tell me these useless things, I buy it sincerely, can it be cheaper!" Qu Xiaoyun said with a serious face.

"Ask for a price, pay it back on the spot, you pay it back!" The shopkeeper wanted to hear the price of the young man in front of him and see if he understood it.

Qu Xiaoyun sneered, waved out the dragon slaying knife, and bargained: "2000!! ”

The shopkeeper bared his teeth and smiled, and excitedly shook Qu Xiaoyun's hand: "Deal!" ”

“？？？”

Qu Xiaoyun immediately regretted it after hearing this, this price is not just mixed with water, this is mixed with a quicksand river, and he suddenly felt that his head circumference was bigger than Yan He's......

Qu Xiaoyun swiped the card to go through the formalities, then took the receipt back to the activity room, and gave the little orange cat to Zhou Shuyi, who excitedly gave a fragrant kiss.

"Let's give it a name!" Zhou Shuyi held the little orange cat in her arms, and she couldn't love it.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, you can think of a name for it!" ”

Zhou Shuyi raised his eyes and thought about it, and said with an idea: "How about calling the little guy 'Laifu'?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips after hearing this, shook his head and said, "It's not good, it's better to call Chang Wei ......"

"Then you get up!" Zhou Shuyi gave him a blank look.

"How's Xiaobai?" Qu Xiaoyun suggested.

"Big brother, please, it's an orange cat, and it's not appropriate for the yellow one to be called Xiaobai, right?" Zhou Shuyi was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words and said, "That's called rhubarb!" ”

Zhou Shuyi pushed him away with a look of disgust: "I hate it, rhubarb is like a dog's name, listen to me, just call it 'Laifu'!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was speechless: "Actually, if you have a veto, you don't need to ask me ......."

"Yes, I'm not talking to you, I'm informing you!"

Zhou Shuyi raised her small fist and put on a very unreasonable appearance.

Qu Xiaoyun: "......"

"Little Laifu, sticker!"

Zhou Shuyi turned on the cat sucking mode again, the little orange cat blinked Kazlan's big eyes, and was sucked "meow" and screamed, as if shouting "dabaa".

Qu Xiaoyun squatted behind the little orange cat with envy, and applied with a smile: "That...... I'm in line, and I want to post too! ”

Zhou Shuyi smiled: "Get out!" ”

After Zhou Shuyi had enough, Qu Xiaoyun chatted with the shopkeeper about opening a cat café, and the next day he accompanied her to see cat cafes in other places, and she was very busy during the holiday.

……

Qu Xiaoyun flew back to Shencheng the next night to prepare Penguin Video's "Cloud First Crosstalk Conference".

In this cross talk conference, in order to have a better performance effect, the old partner scheme was adopted, except for some random combinations of partners who did not come to participate in the show, the rest were all according to the old ones, Zhou Jiuliang partnered with Meng Hetang, baked cakes partnered with Xiaosi, and Qu Xiaoyun partnered with Yan He......

Steel?? The boys' competition is also over, and everyone is more relaxed in studying jokes.

The next afternoon.

It's still the Nanshan Theater.

The audience was full twenty minutes early, and they were all looking forward to today's performance.

In the blink of an eye, the performance began, and the live broadcast room was opened at the same time.

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room instantly exceeded 100,000, and continued to rise, and the barrage flew all over the screen:

"Wow, I didn't expect there to be a cloud first cross talk conference, it's too conscientious!!"

"Love, love, I came, the corners, Deyun girls report!!"

"Looking forward to a new joke today!!"

Qu Xiaoyun was sitting behind the bookcase in a cyan coat, and when a cake woke up, he opened his mouth:

Gu Qing "After ten phases of team battle assessment, steel?? The boy is in the sky, taking advantage of this east wind, Penguin Video Cloud Premiere exclusively presents the "Deyun Douxiao Club" cloud first cross talk conference for all the officials, come to the cloud to listen to the cross talk, and have fun together! ”

A cake of waking wood fell again, and the camera switched.

The host Liu Xiaoting took the stage to announce the curtain, and the audience burst into applause.

"Dear audience friends, good afternoon, I am Liu Xiaoting, the host of this show, Penguin Video Cloud will present you with a "Deyun Douxiao Club" cross talk conference, let love be present at any time, let the cross talk stand up!"

"Next, please enjoy the performers of the first show "Big Face", Liu Xiaoting, Gao Xiaobei!"

The two of them played soy sauce for two seasons, and today they finally stood on the stage as the opening performance, which was not easy.

Liu Xiaoting, like Master Xiao Yueyue, took the route of teasing, and Gao Xiaobei also took the same route as Master Luan Yueyue, taking the route of teasing.

"Big Face" is a traditional show, the two of them added some new baggage to it, and there was a bit of ethics, and in terms of the opening, the performance was not bad.

You sing and I'll appear.

In a blink of an eye, Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Heshen came on the stage, and Qu Xiaoyun, who was standing at the door of the game, had experienced two seasons of group comprehensive training, and he was very calm at the moment, and he was no longer the nervous teenager he used to be.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Yihu Hou", the performer Qu Xiaoyun, Yan He's details!"

"Good !!"

As steel?? Qu Xiaoyun, the boy ticket king, is now very popular, and as soon as Liu Xiaoting's voice fell, there were bursts of applause from the audience.

In the warm applause, Yan Heshen and Qu Xiaoyun, who were wearing black coats, stepped onto the stage one after the other.

After adjusting the microphone, Qu Xiaoyun opened his mouth with a smile: "Thank you, thank you for your warm applause, I'm very happy to stand on this stage again, first of all, I will briefly introduce myself, my name is Qu Xiaoyun, I am an actor in Deyun Club, this amazing ...... next to me"

Hearing the praise, Yan Heshen showed a simple smile.

I didn't expect ......

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly changed his words and said: "The famous widow of the Deyun Society, Yan Hexian! ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"you!"

Yan He slapped the table with a detailed smile: "The grandfather is called a widow when he is dead, Guo Qiling, Guo Qilin is alive and kicking, and he is still filming!" ”

"Good guys!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and stopped: "The widow has even forgotten who her grandfather is?" ”

Yan Heshen shook his head, turned his head and explained to the audience: "I made a mistake just now when I was excited......

Qu Xiaoyun snorted coldly and mocked: "People don't want you anymore, and you still help others maintain it, tsk tsk......"

"Hahaha~~"

As soon as these words came out, they hit directly, and the audience laughed backwards.

Yan Heshen was dumbfounded.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun snickered: "When you mention names, we have a lot of interesting names in Deyun Society, what Zhou dog food, donkey, whip, let's not mention it......"

"How fresh, you're done!" Yan Heshen was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile and gave an example: "Teacher Zheng Hao's name is interesting. ”

"What's wrong with Teacher Zheng Hao?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "In fact, few people at our age have this name, as soon as we hear it, it is a stage name, his real name is not Zheng Hao, his real name is 'Xiding'!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"What's his name?" Yan He pursed his lips after listening carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "His parents gave birth to two daughters, so they wanted a son, and his father was happy to give birth to him. ”

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun said and said happily: "He forgot what his surname is, his name is Zheng Xiding." ”

"Hahaha~~"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"It's in progress." Yan He snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and patted his thigh and said, "Oh, later their family made a joke about this!" ”

"What kind of joke is this?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and imitated the situation at the time and said: "This Zheng Hao went to work, his father stayed at home, and when the daughter-in-law came back, she saw that her husband was not at home - Dad, is he washing his stomach?" ”

"Let my daughter-in-law see it." Yan He said in detail.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and gave warm applause.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Actually, cross talk is to study people, and only after pondering it thoroughly on and off the stage can we do this job well." ”

"It's going to have to be figured out." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun said: "What are you dealing with different audiences for all these years? You spend money to buy tickets to support us, you are our food and clothing, I have to understand what you think in your hearts. ”

"Figured it out."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, of course, there are many kinds of audiences." ”

"Tell me about it."

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "For example, a large number of audiences have risen to the state of fans, like this actor, chase after them wherever they act, encourage and support them, and treat them like their own relatives, we don't have too many such audiences." ”

"That's it."

"At present, the people who send flowers and food have not sent money, right?" Qu Xiaoyun snapped his fingers and turned his head to ask.

The audience sneered.

"How fresh, why should I send you money!" Yan He complained in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and beckoned to the audience: "There will be one, you have to hand it over to them slowly." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"You just look forward to it!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun then gave an example: "This kind of audience is particularly welcome, of course, there are some audience friends who can't reach this kind of fanatical state, people can listen to anything and watch anything!" ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "Oh, the appreciation is more comprehensive." ”

"I listen to cross talk today, I like to listen to dramas tomorrow, I also watch Peking Opera, symphony can also be explained, Allegro, monkeys, cockfights, dogs!"

Yan He frowned as he listened carefully, and complained, "Huh? That's too much, isn't it? In the end, this one is similar to my hobby......"

"Hahaha~~"

Seeing that the actors began to laugh at themselves for the effect of the show, the audience laughed and gave warm applause.

……

Romance