After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then gave an example: "There are still a few people in the audience who are more difficult to mess with. ”

"What do you mean to be more difficult to mess with?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "In fact, it changed from the initial fanatical state, and I liked it at the beginning, and I began to study and ponder if I liked it, starting from the stubble." ”

"Oh, come on." Yan Heshen nodded.

"Only cross talk is allowed to take stubble, and some of the audience take stubble, I think it's good, ingenious, the size of the strength resting on that bone eye is great, and the audience is happy, such an audience." Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up.

"Yes."

"There are also stubbles that are showing, you said that you have almost said it for a long time, and it is just that sentence, and he gave you that sentence." Qu Xiaoyun shook his hand.

"In vain."

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words and said: "He didn't actually mean it, because the people who said this came with their girlfriends, and he did it to show off." ”

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "You said on stage, he said to his girlfriend below, wait, he will say something in a while." He's as happy as you say. ”

spoke the audience's heart, and the audience laughed after listening.

"Oh."

"It's acceptable, and if it goes up to the expert audience, it's bad." Qu Xiaoyun accentuated his tone.

"How?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "Such an audience has a concept, it is better to live than to die, and it is better to die late than to die early, if you can find an old record from 1921, there is a cross talk in it, don't look at the time when it was not sold for money, this will be very difficult to find." ”

"Everything's fine." Yan Heshen nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the audience and persuaded: "Actually, let's tell the truth, listening to the cross talk picture is a happy one, and there is no need to play with the analysis of life." ”

"Just be happy." Yan He said in detail.

"There are hidden dragons and crouching tigers in the audience, there are masters in every industry, there are technical problems in your unit, why no one comes to consult me?"

"Not really."

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Look, you know that I am a layman, do you see which doctor cut the patient open - hey, wake up, where should I cut it?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The example was funny, and there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"Ah, ask the Ben family?" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Is there a specialization in the art industry, of course, no matter what people do, people spend money to support us, and we take others as our parents." ”

"That's as it should be." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words and said: "There are many kinds of audiences, but in fact, there are also many kinds of performers. ”

"How many kinds of performances are there? Tell me about it. Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and for example, said: "For example, the performance party in Beijing is very good, the cooperation has been for so many years, and it is very thoughtful, you go upstairs to have a look, because we usually have something to eat before the performance." ”

"Yes." Yan Heshen nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun opened his arms and said, "You go upstairs and take a look, everything is full, I can't even enter the house, I'm staying in the corridor." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"There's too much stuff too." Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

"It's thoughtful, of course, there are some performers who can't do it, let's not say what the place is." Qu Xiaoyun's tone was a little dissatisfied.

"Tell me about it." Yan He said in detail.

Gu Feng Qu Xiaoyun nodded, imitating the standard Lao Western accent: "Ah, Mr. Qu, welcome to our performance." ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Tell me what this place is, it's better to talk about it." Yan Heshen was speechless.

"What do you want to eat, Mr. Qu? I said that I was afraid of causing trouble, let's cook a bowl of noodles, and after saying that, he couldn't be happy, I thought I was polite, this grandson was serious! Qu Xiaoyun said indignantly.

"Hey, I'm really cooking a bowl of noodles." Yan Heshen was also surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands: "It's true, I don't eat for a long time, and when I go out, I see that the performer is stopping the waiter at the door - they can't eat this, take it back." ”

"Good fellow, don't let you go." Yan Heshen said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun said: "The performance gymnasium doesn't even have a warm air, I'm afraid of spending money, drink some water after the performance, the performer - you wait, I have it in the car, I'll get you three bottles." ”

"Three bottles of water are enough for anyone in the background!" Yan He said angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the performance and said: "Ah, if you can't drink, you will be ruined." ”

"How do you know we can't drink? Really. Yan He already had a sense of substitution after listening to it, and his angry crooked mouth was pursed.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "Oh, people are different from each other, and the style of the performers in some places is different, so let's not say where it is." ”

"Don't talk about it again."

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat and imitated: "Take Teacher Qu to our lump and let you know our enthusiasm!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Enthusiasm is good!" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Let's go, get off the plane and use the car to pull me to a hotel first, I thought I was going to eat, but the hotel hung a banner and spent 2,000 yuan to have dinner with Qu Xiaoyun." ”

"Huh? What is the money to be collected? Yan Heshen was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, your task is to take pictures with others, all the people who eat take photos with people, I remember that I took pictures of more than ten restaurants when I went back, and I took pictures all over that street!" ”

"Good fellows." Yan He was tired when he listened carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "He is a family that charges 8,000 to 10,000 yuan, whether it is a shampoo room, a bathing center, or a barbecue skewer, he will take you to take a photo, if you don't take a picture, he will take out the gun - let you know our enthusiasm!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to the picture, the audience laughed backwards and forwards.

"Okay! It's also enthusiastic. Yan He pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly, and comforted himself: "It's normal, so you can run into anything in the performance, walk thousands of miles to see the people in the world, including the backstage, we also have to study, and our brothers and sisters are also divided into several types." ”

"Tell me." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his finger and said, for example: "The first type is apprenticeship, one knocks his head on the ground to learn from the master, this is called apprenticeship, and the other is called an apprentice." ”

"What do you mean by a child?"

"Closer than the apprentice, treat the apprentice as a son, and call him a son. For example, Mr. Zhang Shouchen, a major cross talk event, has an apprentice, Yu Shide, a famous crosstalk artist in Northeast China. ”

"This is a model for children." Yan Heshen gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "From the northeast to the capital, pushing open the door, the old man Zhang Shouchen burst into tears, and the first sentence must be this." ”

"What?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at his partner and smiled evilly: "My son, you are here." ”

"Don't yell me." Yan He's nose was crooked.

"Hahaha~~"

……

Romance