The opening of the cat café was busy all day, and near evening, Zhou Shuyi's father decided to meet his daughter's boyfriend.

As the old saying goes, a daughter-in-law who marries a daughter can't afford to hire a daughter.

If this son wants to say that he is married, what is a divorce after three days, it is not a matter. As long as the girl goes out of the sedan chair, this father is like someone stealing it, and the hatred of stomping his feet in the house, how can he be cheap? Nonsense!

Usually when he marries his daughter, he cries as a father, you see that he usually kills seven and slaughters eight, and on this day he completely changed a person.

Zhou Shuyi's father was very happy when he learned that his daughter had a boyfriend, after all, his daughter was twenty-eight years old this year, and she didn't go to see the blind date, saying that she was going to be busy with her career first, and she had no rut or rut, thinking that it would be difficult for her daughter to wait for a blind date after thirty, and the goal set for her daughter was to marry before the age of thirty.

Yesterday, I learned from my daughter-in-law that my daughter has a boyfriend, and my daughter's attitude is quite willing, like she can succeed, and she is very happy, but after being happy, she thinks that her daughter will get married and leave her, and she may marry far away, and she is really a little uncomfortable.

Zhou Shuyi's father has been thinking about meeting since yesterday, and he is busy taking care of relatives and friends when he opens today, so he didn't say a word, and when he was almost busy, he asked his daughter to close the store in advance and prepare to meet in the cat café.

Six o'clock in the evening.

"Thank you for coming today, we're closing, and welcome you all to come back tomorrow!"

After sending off the unfinished customers, Zhou Shuyi and Qu Xiaoyun began to clean up the messy store and wait for Zhou's father to arrive.

"My dad is very talkative, don't be nervous." Zhou Shuyi looked at Qu Xiaoyun's absent-minded appearance of packing up his things, and said with relief.

"Okay." Qu Xiaoyun came back to his senses and nodded with a smile.

said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, the wind chimes rang, the door of the store was pushed open, and Father Zhou came.

Dad Zhou wore a black suit today, about 1.7 meters tall, very thin but very energetic, his face was flushed, as if he had just drunk wine.

"Daddy!"

When Zhou Shuyi saw her father coming, she immediately put down her work and trotted over to greet her.

"Hey!"

Father Zhou dotingly raised his hand and scraped the bridge of his daughter's nose.

Zhou Shuyi pointed to Qu Xiaoyun and introduced: "Dad, let me introduce you, this is my boyfriend, surnamed Qu, called Qu Xiaoyun." ”

"Hello uncle!" Qu Xiaoyun smiled, stepped forward and shook hands, and a smell of wine came to his face.

"Hello."

Father Zhou glanced at Qu Xiaoyun up and down, patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and praised: "The young man's body is strong enough!" ”

"Uncle, you have won the prize, uncle, please take a seat."

Qu Xiaoyun invited Zhou's father to the sofa, and also moved a chair to sit opposite and chatted, Zhou Shuyi saw that his father had just drunk wine, and intimately made a pot of tea for him to relieve his hangover.

The content of the chat is nothing more than the topics I talked about with Zhou's mother yesterday.

"Where's home?"

"How old are you?"

"How's the work?"

"How did you meet my daughter?"

And so on......

"Young man, you're in good shape, huh? Do you often run to the gym? Dad Zhou took a sip of tea and chatted without a match.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Yes, you can work better if you are in good health, and you usually go to the gym to exercise when you are not busy." ”

Zhou's father worked on the construction site when he was young, and he thought that it was useless to go to the gym, a good figure was a virtual shelf, and it was useless to spend that money, so it was better to run outdoors and do push-ups and sit-ups.

"Exercise is right, I'm fifty years old this year, I still exercise every day, I do seventy push-ups at a time now, believe it or not?" Dad Zhou is extremely confident in his physical fitness.

"I believe it."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded, how could he say that he didn't believe it.

"Young man, how about we do more push-ups than one another?" Whether he is dedicated to his feelings or not, whether he is good to his daughter or not, these can't be tested, since he talked about this, Zhou's father used the strength of wine to test his physical fitness.

Qu Xiaoyun was stunned for a moment after hearing this, how can he do more push-ups than anyone else when they meet, this is really an old naughty boy, and he has a fight with Uncle Qian.

"Dad, what are you doing here, you drink too much, what nonsense!" Zhou Shuyi saw that his father had drunk too much and was a little drunk, his embarrassed face turned red, and he thought that if he didn't stop it, it would be possible to worship him for a while.

Father Zhou waved his hand, frowned and said, "I'm happy today, don't worry about it, don't worry about me being angry!" After speaking, he looked at Qu Xiaoyun expectantly, waiting for a reply.

"Cheng, exercise is good, just eat it, and I don't dare to compare with you, so I should play." Qu Xiaoyun understands people who drink a lot, if they don't agree to the chatter, they will agree with a smile.

"Okay, I just said I can do seventy push-ups in one go, so I'll follow this standard!" Dad Zhou just did what he said, got up and took off his suit jacket, and began to count while doing with his hands on the ground.

"One!"

"Two!"

"Three!"

A few push-ups at the beginning were considered standard, but then the slight bending of the arms was considered one, and Qu Xiaoyun was not more serious, it was not easy to do this at the age of fifty.

"Sixty-three!"

"Sixty-four!"

"Sixty-five!"

"Sixty-six!"

Zhou Shuyi saw that his father's tired sweat came down, and he was getting more and more tired, so he was very worried, so he leaned over and persuaded: "Dad, it's okay, you are too powerful, just do this, open and do sixty-six push-ups to be auspicious!" ”

"Okay, I'll listen to my daughter."

Father Zhou really couldn't do it, and his daughter came to persuade him, so he got off the donkey and agreed, got up and patted the ash on his hands, and said proudly: "Young man, it's your turn!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised: "Uncle, your physical fitness is amazing, you are fifty years old, you can do so many push-ups in one breath, more than ninety-nine percent of your peers, it's really amazing!" ”

"Hey, I'm getting older, it's no problem to make a hundred last year!" Father Zhou was very helpful after listening to the praise, and he was happy as if he was about to bite.

"Okay, then I'm ugly, don't dislike me if it's not standard."

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he leaned down, opened his arms, put his legs together and straightened his body, and did them one after another in a very standard manner.

"One!"

"Two!"

"Three!"

……

"Eighty!"

"Eighty-one!"

Qu Xiaoyun thought while doing it, how many are appropriate? It's okay to do more than 100 times at a time, but it's like a teacher running with the principal to release water, and it's not appropriate to do the same amount, it seems that you are too weak, and you can be lucky.

"Eighty-seven!"

"Eighty-eight!"

Qu Xiaoyun stopped at this, got up and scratched his head with a smile: "I'm tired, I can't do it, I want to be lucky when I open today!" ”

Zhou Shuyi and her father looked at each other and smiled, and they both understood that everything was in plain sight.

Gu Ze chatted for a while, and saw that there was no more topic.

Zhou Shuyi had an idea and proposed: "Dad, he can also play chess, he plays very well, do you want to play two games?" ”

"Cheng, do you have chess?"

At the mention of playing chess, Zhou's father was interested, and the physical assessment was completed, which was just a test of IQ.

"Yes."

Zhou Shuyi had already prepared the chessboard, and after taking it, Zhou's father couldn't wait to start playing chess.

"Uncle, I'll learn from you, you let me do it." Qu Xiaoyun said modestly.

"Okay, then you use red."

Father Zhou saw that he spoke very politely and modestly, and he also had a good impression.

"You guys play first, I don't understand, I'll clean up the store." Zhou Shuyi felt bored after watching it for a while, so she continued to clean her baby shop.

After a few games, Qu Xiaoyun figured out Zhou's father's strength, not as good as Zhou Shuyi said, and belonged to the general level of the amateur group, but in order to be happy with him, Qu Xiaoyun did a good job.

……

An hour later.

Father Zhou answered a dinner call and left in a hurry, Qu Xiaoyun breathed a sigh of relief, seeing his uncle's smiling face, he could be regarded as having passed another level.

After sending Father Zhou away, the two of them returned to the cat café, Qu Xiaoyun was physically and mentally exhausted, and he didn't want to move while lying on the sofa.

"What do you want to eat at night?" Zhou Shuyi was very happy to see that her boyfriend was very liked by her parents, and she helped her shoulder with kindness.

"Yes, this sour pinch twice."

"Let's talk about what to eat later......" Although Qu Xiaoyun was hungry, he finally enjoyed the treatment of Xiao Zhou's massage, and now he just wants to lie on his stomach.

Ten minutes later......

"Tell me how you two were playing? Which of you is better? Zhou Shuyi is very confident in her father's chess skills, and she is very curious about the victory and defeat just now.

"It's so comfortable! Okay, I'll tell you about it. ”

Qu Xiaoyun also relieved his fatigue, stretched his waist, got up and sat back on the small bench, placed four chess pieces on the chessboard, pointed to the chessboard and introduced Zhou Shuyi in detail: "My father and I play a game of eating and winning, that is, a child pair, and there is a veteran left on my side, and a veteran on your father's side." ”

Zhou Shuyi pointed to the chessboard with a surprised expression: "There are two chess pieces left?" I didn't expect it, you are powerful enough, there are too few opponents on a par with my father. ”

"Look at it, then." Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips with a smug expression.

Zhou Shuyi scratched her head and asked curiously: "There are two chess pieces left, and then what?" Who won? ”

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and explained: "It stands to reason that you can't play, you should play chess, but your father is competitive, he came up with an idea, cross the river as a pawn, and the veteran will go out with a corner." ”

"Can't that be?" Zhou Shuyi, who didn't understand the rules of chess, had a question mark on his face.

"Of course not, this is Hu Lai, but I want to be happy with your father, it doesn't matter, play!" Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and smiled to invite credit.

Zhou Shuyi smiled, gave a thumbs up and praised: "Very conscious!" ”

"Look at it!"

In order to explain Zhou Shuyi, a chess novice, Qu Xiaoyun picked up the chess pieces and explained while dropping them: "Your father picked up the 'phase' of the chess pieces as he spoke, and before I could react, 'snapped' and gave me a look!" As soon as I saw it, I didn't have to wait, I copied my 'taxi', and I 'snapped' my 'taxi' to your father! ”

"Your father is so 'looking' with me, and I am 'shi' with your father!"

"Your father 'faces' me, and I 'shi' your father!"

"Forty minutes have passed, I'm so annoyed, I thought of a way, pick up your father's 'appearance' and put it in my pocket, this time your father's 'appearance' can't look at me, I can only 'shi' your father!"

"Roll !!"

Zhou Shuyi listened to it and recalled, gritted her teeth with a hideous face, pulled Qu Xiaoyun's arm, and printed several high-end watches one bite after another.

(The cross talk joke was successfully inserted into the plot, hahaha!) ）

……

In order to prepare for the New Year's Eve performance, Qu Xiaoyun did not stay in the magic capital for more, and returned to the capital the next day.

Practice, read, design jokes, practice, read, design jokes.

It's easy to live every day.

There was still half a month before the performance, and Qu Xiaoyun was asked by the master to go to the rose garden.

Inside the study.

Guo Degang was wearing a blue pajamas, sitting behind his desk, practicing calligraphy with a brush, while Qu Xiaoyun was helping to study the ink.

After a while, the words were written, the words were neat and beautiful, and the words "Manying" were written.

After the ink dried, the corners of Guo Degang's mouth rose, he was very satisfied with his work, admired it for a while, pointed to the work and turned his head and asked his apprentice: "Qu Xiaoyun, explain to me what these two words mean?" ”

"Master, the apprentice is stupid, please explain." Qu Xiaoyun thought for a while, but didn't come up with anything to say.

Guo Degang pursed his lips and joked: "What kind of fish is stewed?" Is it stewed with noodle sauce? It's not a noodle sauce stew, I'm not used to it! ”

Qu Xiaoyun listened to the music, gave a thumbs up and praised: "Master, you are really good at finding baggage." ”

Guo Degang pointed to the words on the table and explained to the apprentice: "These two words are called Manying, this is the philosophy of the Chinese people, everything can not be too full, why is it said that Xiaoman is the best in the solar terms?" ”

"What do you mean by Xiaoman?"

Guo De raised his slap angrily: "I'll slap you with a big mouth!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun reacted quickly, quickly flashed out of the attack range, and explained: "Master, I really don't know, I haven't studied the festival since I was a child. ”

Guo Degang glared at him, suppressed his anger and said: "Xiaoman is rice grain has been filled, but it is not full, this time is the best, including actors, if you are old red and purple, you will not be far from bad luck, the most taboo thing about the moon is the special round, after the special circle, it will start to be short immediately, that is, it is the best when it seems to be round and not round, and you have to know what contentment is in life." ”

"I chatted that day and said, Deyun Club is not as good as now, I am content, you really give me four billion eight billion, of course no one will give it, right?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and patted his ass: "Master, I will try my best to earn billions, and I will give it to you after earning it!" ”

Guo Degang was happy, and changed his words: "Don't worry, I recently fell in love with a python robe." ”

Qu Xiaoyun reacted quickly, took out his mobile phone, and joked: "Master, I'll call your son!" ”

"Go!"

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand: "I have to think about it if you really give me billions, it's useless to have so much money, what's the use?" I've talked to a lot of people who are very rich, and I asked what to do with the money at the end of the day. ”

"He said that it is actually useless, people just spend money for a purpose, I need a house, I bought it. After I bought it, I need a big house for my next purpose, and then I need a really great villa, and then I need a 100,000 yuan for this refrigerator and 500,000 yuan for a TV. ”

"The money is useless, just sit in the room and count the money, in the end you don't even have fingerprints, you can't unlock your mobile phone, these things are really outside the body, but it's not easy for you to understand it when you're alive."

"Take a piece of Tang Bohu's words, from the Ming Dynasty to my hands, this has to go through how many people's hands, everyone loves it like a treasure, but you are just a passerby, unless you burn it and tear it when you die, then this thing is yours, as long as you love it, you are reluctant to tear it, and you are reluctant to tear it, it must be someone else's!"

"Oh, this house of treasures was bought for eight thousand purple gold, and after you died, your son called a tattered one to come in and took it away for a hundred yuan, so people's happiness is the most important thing."

Qu Xiaoyun didn't seem to understand after hearing this, scratched his head and said, "Master, I don't have billions, and I don't have red or purple......"

Guo Degang finished listening to the music: "Do you want to have a group with me and your humble uncle during the New Year's Eve performance?" ”

……

Romance