"With Master and Uncle Humility performing group comedy at the New Year's Eve performance?" Qu Xiaoyun was stunned after hearing this, and couldn't believe his ears.

There is an unwritten rule in the New Year's Eve performance of Deyun Club, Guo Degang and Yu Qian will explain who they want to hold in the group, the year before last was Shang Jiuxi, last year Kong Yunlong, is it coming to me this year?

From the accidental rescue on stage, to participating in two seasons of group comprehensives, to performing group comedy with Master and Uncle on Chinese New Year's Eve, this is really like a dream.

It's not just pie in the sky, it's chili oil and vinegar falling together.

"Master, are you trying to praise me?" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't believe it.

Guo Degang looked at his apprentice as if he had never seen the world, waved his hand and said in disgust: "You can't be popular, you don't need to hold it!" ”

That's right!

Qu Xiaoyun's heart was happy, and he stepped forward diligently and helped the master pinch his shoulder: "Don't, Master, let's hold it, and when I become popular, I will buy you a python robe!" ”

Guo Degang pouted and waved his hand: "Cheng, go back to practice, I hope you can be popular!" After speaking, he changed a piece of paper and prepared to continue practicing calligraphy.

"Okay, goodbye, Master!"

……

A week before the New Year's Eve performance, Deyun Club posted a list of New Year's Eve performances on Weibo.

Title - Deyun Club accompanies you on New Year's Eve.

Deyun Club Guo Degang New Year's Eve cross talk special?? North Exhibition Station.

Programme.

Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang - tethered doll.

Qu Xiaoyun (stand-up comedy) - Zhou Fatzi paints.

Gao Feng, Luan Yi - Offering his wife and children.

Qu Xiaoyun, Guo Degang, Yu Qian - picking up the horse coat.

Xiao Yueyue, Sun Yue - people and ghosts are not over.

Baked cakes, Cao Heyang - the big bodyguard.

Guo Degang, Yu Qian - the princess married.

As soon as Weibo was issued, the comment area became popular and rushed to the hot search list.

"Wow, the New Year's Eve show is coming, and there is going to be a new joke to listen to!!"

"Looking at the program list, Lao Guo is ready to play the song Xiaoyun, hahaha!!"

"As a girl from Deyun, I'm really looking forward to it, I hope to grab the tickets!!"

On the day of ticket sales, tickets are sold out in seconds.

……

December 31, 2021.

Beizhan Theater.

Seven o'clock in the evening.

In order to maintain order on the scene, a security line has been set up outside the Beizhan Theater, and dozens of uniformed security guards are trying to maintain order, but some of them seem to be a drop in the bucket compared to the avid fans.

Outside the security line, the girls who are crowded at the front are the Deyun girls, who are holding their mobile phones at the moment and waiting for their favorite corners to enter, a ticket is hard to find, and it is not worth the trip to see the corners without grabbing a ticket.

"Xiao Yueyue, I love you!!"

"Qu Xiaoyun, I love you!!"

Like a catwalk, every actor who gets out of the car and enters the theater can cause fans to scream again and again.

I have to say that cross talk can reach the level of chasing stars is something that I once didn't even dare to think about, in the words of Lao Guo back then-which one said cross talk, can say a twenty-minute cross talk in the Beizhan Theater, that's amazing, it's worth showing off in your life!

Time flies, but I didn't expect that Deyun Club is now a frequent visitor to the North Exhibition.

8:20 p.m.

Forty minutes before the show.

As soon as the tickets were checked in at the front venue, the audience poured in like a tide, and the once quiet venue has turned into a sea of excitement in the blink of an eye.

The backstage actors are also preparing for the performance, making up for makeup, matching words, chatting and chatting, which is also very lively.

Qu Xiaoyun chatted with everyone lightly on the surface, but he was a little nervous and apprehensive in his heart, a little worried that he would not perform well and live up to his master's expectations.

In fact, this kind of nervousness is normal, "Deyun Douxiao Club" interviewed Yu Qian, Teacher Yu blew himself up and is still nervous on stage now, not to mention the newcomers who have just come out.

In the blink of an eye, it was nine o'clock.

The lights and the curtain are lit up and opened, and the stage of Nuoda is presented in front of the audience, and the festive red background cloth is embroidered with three big golden characters "Deyun Society".

As the curtain opened, the 3,000 spectators in the audience also cheered excitedly.

The New Year's Eve performance of the Deyun Society officially began.

The opening collective appearance, starting from the first actor on the stage, one after another, the audience applauded enthusiastically.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian, who took the stage at the end, wore black embroidered coats and stood behind the bookcase, surrounded by the apprentices who participated in the show.

"Teacher Guo, I love you!!"

"Teacher Yu, I love you!!"

The audience applauded and coaxed, and the scene was so lively.

"Hey, several big brothers love me!"

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang was also very happy to see the audience so enthusiastic, and said with a smile: "I heard, I heard, so many people came, thank you for your support!" ”

"Yes!" Yu said with a smile.

"There is nothing to repay, the general level of ability is limited, Guo Degang and Yu Qian took the actors of Deyun Club to pay tribute to our food and clothing parents, thank you!"

Guo Degang and Yu Qian led a group of apprentices to bow deeply to the audience.

The audience once again burst into enthusiastic applause.

Guo Degang continued with a smile: "The stage is also lively, the stage is also lively, generally speaking, there is a small situation at the beginning of this kind of performance, we call it Door Liuer in the industry, and it is called the opening small song to the outside, over the years, all kinds of small songs have also been sung a lot, and the old songs are not new, let's have a fresh one today." ”

"There is a small section of the door willow in the Deyun Society, called "The Great West Chamber", take this little song to you to greet the New Year in advance, okay?"

"Good !!"

Before singing, the audience was very enthusiastic.

Guo Degang sang the lead, and the rest of the crowd followed.

"A round of bright moon shines on the West Chamber, and the twenty-eight beauties are the warblers and the red lady."

"Third, invite Zhang Sheng to come to the meeting, and no one jumps over the flower wall."

"Mrs. Wugu knows the letter, and the six-flowered board tortures the warbler to interrogate the little red lady."

"Qixi Festival will be bold, and the night incense will be dropped in front of the Eight Treasure Pavilion."

"It's hard to give up love for a long time, you!"

Everyone: "How's it going?" ”

"Shili Pavilion cried badly, and the warbler sighed badly, the little red lady!"

Guo Degang's voice is loud and full of charm, and after singing a short paragraph, the thunderous cross talk and applause continue.

Immediately afterwards, Guo Degang gave up his position, and Gao Fenggao's boss raised his hand to pull off his coat, and stepped forward to sing a piece of "Four Joys".

"My sister is embroidering incense bags in the room and embroidering all kinds of people in the West Chamber."

"This side is embroidered by Miss Cui, and the other side is embroidered by Zhang Xiucai."

Everyone agreed: "Beans and beans choke!" ”

"Zhang Xiucai is here, why don't you jump over the pink wall."

"There is no sister at the front door to fetch water!"

Everyone agreed: "The wall is so high and the building is big!" ”

"Sister, open the door of the building!"

Everyone agreed: "Beans and beans choke!" ”

"Who are you a good man, white cloth socks and butterfly shoes."

"I don't see the sister fetching water at the front door, and I don't see the sister holding firewood at the back door."

Gu is full of people: "Beans start beans and beans choke!" ”

"I hate my wife's old fate, so I rushed to Tokyo to take the exam."

"If it's rare in Tokyo, you can't see the girl."

Everyone agreed: "Beans and beans choke!" ”

Boss Gao, as the chief teacher, mastered the tone of the song very accurately and charmingly, winning a round of applause from the audience, and then Meng Hetang stepped forward with a smile on his face and sang a small piece of "Slap".

The little piano boy didn't stop, and walked into the room with a lantern in his hand.

"Respect the sound of peace and sleep, you, early tomorrow morning, hey on the journey."

Everyone agreed: "Beans and beans choke!" ”

The voice was beautiful, and it also won bursts of applause, and finally, Qu Xiaoyun stepped forward in high spirits and sang "Taiping Year".

"Early, early."

"Qin Natong is not a little clever in speaking, and his fame is like duckweed water."

Everyone agreed: "Taiping Year! ”

"Beautiful woman cremated ice."

Everyone together: "The year is peaceful! ”

"We shouldn't have come to spend the night in the Pufu Temple, but we met in the garden."

"This is also the arrangement of the previous life."

Everyone agreed: "Taiping Year! ”

"Between the words, the building is more up."

Everyone together: "The year is peaceful! ”

"Good !!"

After singing a few short songs, the atmosphere of the opening scene was directly pushed to a climax.

After the opening willow performance, everyone stepped off the stage in the excitement.

The actor is down, the host is up.

Hou Ye took the stage with a smile: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Tethered Doll", performers: Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang, everyone applauds and welcomes!" ”

"Wow~~"

"Bang Bang Bang~~"

"Good !!"

In the warm applause, Zhou Jiuliang and Meng Hetang, who wore festive red coats, took square steps to perform on stage one after the other.

As the leader of the crane character department and the nine-character department, the two have been partners for many years, during which they won various awards and were deeply loved by the audience, the whole performance was relaxed and happy, and a lot of new baggage was added to the traditional joke "Tethered Doll", which had a good effect and won a good reception from the audience, making a good start for the performance.

In the blink of an eye.

After the show, Hou Ye came to the stage to announce the curtain: "Next, please enjoy the stand-up comedy "Zhou Fatzi Painting", the performer Qu Xiaoyun!" ”

"Good !!"

As soon as the words fell, the fans who loved to listen to stand-up in the audience sent warm applause and applause, looking forward to this story they had never heard, and at the same time they were looking forward to it: "Don't dig a pit!" ”

In the warm applause of the audience, Qu Xiaoyun wore a cyan coat, walked onto the stage with square steps, bowed to the audience first, and then sat behind the bookcase.

A cake woke up and fell, and Qu Xiaoyun opened his mouth with a smile:

"Qu Mu will bend in the end, it is difficult to raise wolves as dogs, it is not long to dye cormorants black, whitewashed crows are not fresh, candied coptis must be bitter in the end, forced melons and fruits can not be sweet, good things must always be done by good people, how can there be mortals ......"

A waking wood fell again, waiting to interact with the audience.

"Be a fairy !!"

This set poem is still familiar to the audience who loves to listen to stand-up comedy, and the audience responded in unison.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Yes!" ”

"One more !!"

The happiest thing for the audience is interaction, especially love to receive the set poem, those male viewers who bring their girlfriends, and there are also male viewers who bring other people's girlfriends.

So how can a set poem be enough, and they all want to interact again.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand: "No, if you say more, it will seem that I am a layman!" ”

"Actually, this set poem can be said or not, there are no rules to say that it must be said, just like the audience, who told you that you must take the stubble."

"Hahaha~~"

Anti-customer-oriented!

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued to chat: "These stylized things are dispensable, you can say it or not, but there were rules in the past, for example, Mr. Shu said "Ming Yinglie", when talking about the book, you have to eat the meal of the Huimin Pavilion, because there is often spring in the book, Hu Dahai, this is all separated from the teaching, so you should respect this book when you talk about it." ”

Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand and pointed to the ceiling of the theater: "There is also a theater, for example, or a singing stage, pay attention not to the east and west, but to the north and south!" The thing is Baihutai, and it is allowed to make no money if something happens, so even if it was really useless to take the east-west direction, it had to be a little crooked, not due east and west. ”

After listening to it, the audience secretly picked a thumbs up in their hearts, and they could really hear something new when listening to the book.

"Also, cats are not allowed in the theater or backstage!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience began to talk about it.

"Ah, why?"

"Cats are so cute, why aren't they allowed to have cats in the background?"

Seeing the question marks on the audience's faces, Qu Xiaoyun explained:

"Why? Because there are generally rats in the garden, rats and rats are the God of Wealth in the theater troupe, including when we renovated and cleaned up in the first few years of the Deyun Society, it was a big rat under the board that slipped out, so we are not allowed to raise cats. ”

"This is not my master's regulations, nor is it feudal superstition, it is just a consensus reached within the industry for hundreds of years, if anyone holds a kitten into the backstage, it will have to be blasted out at that time, and it will not work if Uncle Qian hugs!"

"Hahaha~~"

Uncle Humble was inexplicably lying down, and the audience laughed.

"Don't gossip, get down to business!"

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he fell on the waking wood again.

"Let's talk about it !!"

"Let's talk about the !! for ten more dollars"

Listening to these anecdotes, the audience loved to listen to them, and they all wanted to listen to them for a while.

Qu Xiaoyun said: "Let's talk about it, it's too easy to make money these days!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"I wanted to tell a nice story, but you didn't listen to it, you had to chat, how can it be reasonable! Want to talk about something? ”

"Eat!"

The audience echoed in unison.

Qu Xiaoyun listened to the music and teased: "A group of foodies, they came here without dinner, right?" ”

"Yes!!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand, pointed to the backstage and said: "I'm not good at talking about food, you have to find my master, there is such a sentence, you remember, play Yu Qian eat Guo Degang!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Okay, when five minutes of fun have passed, we have to do something serious, now it's more than nine o'clock in the evening, and it's dark outside, why don't I go to the scenic spot and tell you a thriller story?" How about the kind that doesn't dare to go home alone after listening to it? ”

"Good !!"

According to the statistics of the program, Lao Guo Lu is single-stand, and the listening rate of gods, ghosts, demons and foxes ranks first, and this genre is very popular with the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun glanced casually at the audience, and saw that some female audiences were nervous and began to drink water, and couldn't help but laugh and joke: "Look at you guys who are both delicious and fun-loving!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

……

Romance