After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun said flutteringly: "Then since everything is decided, let's have any one." ”

"What's going on?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly: "How about a "Civil and Military Shuangquan"? ”

"Oh, it's so difficult for you to come casually?" Yan Heshen was surprised when he heard this.

The cross talk peers in the assembly hall were also surprised, they didn't expect the two of them to dump the king at the beginning, if there was no effort in this show, it would be thankless.

Guo Degang in the audience is also looking forward to this show, and wants to see how far the two apprentices can complete this work.

Qu Xiaoyun narrowed his eyes, the corners of his mouth rose, and said proudly: "It's not a problem for me, it's easy to control." ”

Yan He read the audience in detail and explained to him: "Some of the audience present may not understand that there is such a sentence in our cross talk industry, called Wen is afraid of the article meeting, and Wu is afraid of the big bodyguard, this "Article Club" and "Big Bodyguard" are very difficult for a cross talk actor to perform. ”

"That's right." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

"In fact, in the past, these two programs were one program, and this "Article Club" is a cushion of "The Big Bodyguard" in our cross talk jargon, and later due to the influence of the actors' ability and time, the two programs were separated, and it is still difficult to perform separately and together, let alone together."

"Are you done?" Yan He was skeptical.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and complimented: "Am I not going to have you?" Who are you? You are in the crane word department of our Deyun Society, which can be said to be the best in the praise! ”

"Don't dare, don't dare."

Yan He listened to it very much, and he was so happy that he felt like he wanted to bite someone.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and continued to praise: "Whether it is your artistic attainments or ability, it is this one. ”

"You've got me."

Yan Heshen smiled and waved his hand.

"Usually the audience in the theater praises you and gives you flowers and gifts on stage, which is well-deserved."

"Passing the prize."

Qu Xiaoyun dragged the words and said: "There is a good saying, let the red powder be given to the beauty, and the sword will be given to the martyr." ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Yan He frowned and stopped: "Don't say it yet, am I the beauty or the martyr?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Take your pick." Qu Xiaoyun didn't care about the Tao.

Yan He glanced at him carefully and corrected: "Just choose the same words, that is called a sword for a strong man." ”

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun slapped his thigh and changed his words: "The sword is given to the strong man, and it should be given to Teacher Yan to get a big sword." ”

"Appeal !!"

The audience laughed and booed.

"No, no, no."

Yan Heshen blushed and waved his hand to refuse.

"The audience has sent it, and I want to send you something."

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he copied the folding fan on the bookcase in his hand, and looked at Yan Heshen with frowns.

Yan He didn't understand and said, "What are you doing, stab me with a sword?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, I'm going to write you Braille." ”

"Have you ever practiced calligraphy?" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I have practiced a little, and I admire this art very much." ”

"You like this?"

"I like it, this word is easy to learn from others, and that word is easy to write according to others."

"Which body do you write Ou Liuyan's photo?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips: "You are a very layman's statement. ”

"What's wrong with this?"

"Although Ou Liu Yanzhao generally says this, those of us who have a magic handwriting barrier don't say so."

"And what did you say?" Yan He asked in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "We are according to the 'Ji', Zhang Ji, Li Ji, Wang Ji, Sun Ji, Wang Ji, Lao Chen ......"

Gu Sui "Hahaha~~"

It became a sauce shop, and the audience laughed forward and backwards, and they all gave warm applause.

"You're going to wait, Old Chen? How can there be a calligraphy font called Lao Chen? Yan He was skeptical.

Qu Xiaoyun explained vaguely: "It's like this when it reaches a certain level." ”

Yan Heshen nodded suspiciously: "Oh, when it comes to the grade, it will be Zhang Ji Li Ji." ”

"Yes, you have to practice this, some practice big characters and some practice small characters, and I write relatively few big characters."

"Oh, you like to write small print."

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Big characters are occasionally written, such as plaques, who does business and asked me to write a plaque for him, and use my words to hook up with people." ”

Yan Heshen couldn't help but laugh after hearing this: "You hook up with people like this?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun said proudly: "That is, my word is very sultry, Lao Qin's father has come to me." ”

"What?" Yan He said curiously.

"It's a bad deal, let me go."

"Are you going?"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hand, looking very embarrassed: "How can I have time to go, I have to write for the people, but his father begged me, no way, go, go there at seven or eight o'clock in the evening to pick up the pen, brush a little bit and write two big characters on the plaque." ”

"What's that?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said loudly: "Apply for a certificate." ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Well, I have to go at night." Yan Heshen was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his mouth, patted his chest and said proudly: "Let's go, his business is on fire." ”

"Good guy, that's amazing." Yan Heshen gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "I have a very busy day, because the people ask for a lot of words, and the pressure of life is very great, so I need to use my words to warm the hearts of the people. ”

"Do you write for the common people?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "If you don't write in vain, you also sell words, and people have to live." ”

Yan Heshen nodded, very understanding: "That's right, which gallery do you sell words in?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun clasped his ears and wondered, "What is the hair salon doing?" I don't sell words at the hair salon, it's usually ......"

"Hahaha~~"

"Appeal !!"

The male audience in the audience booed meaningfully.

Yan Heshen stretched out his hand and said, "Stop, I'm not interested in your private life, where do you sell this word?" ”

"Oh, sell words!"

Qu Xiaoyun heard it clearly this time and explained: "Just sell words on the street, at the entrance of the community, at the mouth of the alley, in the large living area, and on the road to work in the factory." ”

"Why are you in the open air?" Yan He said incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest: "Serve the people!" ”

"Writing still serves the people?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "People are in a hurry, everyone is in a hurry to go to work in the morning, and I will go to work as soon as possible." ”

"Coming to work?" The more Yan Heshen listened, the more confused he became.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, it will be delayed if I get up late, I have to go early, and there are all waiting for me when I get there." ”

"Oh, how much do you sell for this word?" Yan He said curiously.

"Whew!"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "What kind of money is not money, a small business, no matter Zhang." ”

"What's that about?"

"I just finished writing the calculation, but after handing it over to the guest, I will discuss it."

"Hahaha~~"

Some viewers had already guessed it and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

……

Romance