"How do you write a word?"

Yan He's detailed hearing was in the clouds.

"You're confused!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a look of disgust: "You have to frame it and finish it one by one." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"Oh, how much does it cost?" Yan He said curiously.

"Three bucks."

"It's too cheap." Yan Heshen didn't understand it even more.

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "For wages, a set of two to three yuan, if it is sold well, it can be sold for more than 100 yuan, and if the trouble is over, it will cost 20 or 30 yuan a day." ”

"People write for tens of thousands of dollars a foot." Yan He gave an example.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, very self-aware: "How can we compare with those people in terms of salary, but if we catch up with the temple fair." ”

"Writing to catch the temple fair?" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

"It's lively, there are a lot of people buying words, and one set after another set of hands are sticky." After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he picked up the bookcase and wiped his hands with a handkerchief.

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Why are you still slimy, how do you write?" Yan He was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a disgusted face: "Haven't you ever seen writing? ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Heshen shook his head and explained, "I've seen writing, but what you say sounds strange to me. ”

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and said proudly: "You are lagging behind, my equipment is advanced, and there is a fire under my desk." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"Hey, what are you doing with the fire? Afraid of the cold when writing in the open air? Yan He said incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, hugged his shoulders, and moved his feet and said, "That is, how cold it is at four or five o'clock in the morning in winter, the fire is gathered first, and I sit there and wait." ”

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene and said: "Everyone who came was anxious and thirsty, put down the bicycle, the master gave me a set, and I stood still and made paper first." ”

"Hahaha~~"

Although the audience guessed the answer, it still felt funny.

Yan He pursed his lips and stretched out his hand to stop: "You wait a while, write freshly made paper?" It's not like that. ”

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and emphasized: "You must make paper first, you can't use it to make paper the day before." ”

"How do you make this paper?"

"You have to make gold paper before you write."

"Hahaha~~"

"Do you write on facial tissues at home?" Yan He listened to it in detail, and was very angry.

"Look, you're misleading!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly, and explained without hurry: "The facial tissues you said are stretched one by one, and the one that wipes the snot. ”

"That's right."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand: "It's not that, the noodles are white, and the gold is golden gold." ”

"Sprinkle gold on paper?" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun glared and said, "I'm crazy, I have enough money!" I'm three dollars a set, and I'm putting gold in it? ”

"Hahaha~~"

It was quite reasonable, and the audience laughed and applauded.

"Then tell me how you got it." Yan Heshen said impatiently.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a disgusted face: "You can't understand it with you, a layman, but the noodles are all done, and I have a special pen called a lock pen." ”

"What pen? Lock pen? "Yan Heshen has never heard of it.

"Hahaha~~"

When the batter is locked, it is called a lock pen, and the audience laughs out loud after hearing it.

"Yes."

Qu Xiaoyun picked up the folding fan and demonstrated decently: "Use this to fold it, you can't sink it, after you roll it up, pour it on my writing table, and take my other special pen around, you must know it?" ”

"Even if this paper is finished, start to get my gold, golden yellow, borrow a little color."

"What are you going to do?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It's eggs. ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Eggs?" Yan He was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, the egg is broken, and it is evenly mixed in the bowl." ”

"The business is very skilled." Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun then introduced: "After finishing it, I took out my word practice device, just like the iron shovel, turn this volume over again, ask the guests, say, do you want a textbook or a ruler." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The dumplings have become textbooks, and the fritters have become rulers, which are so descriptive that the audience laughed from ear to ear.

Yan Heshen stretched out his hand and stopped: "You wait a minute, how can there be textbooks and rulers here?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained while gesturing: "The textbook is so big, the ruler is so long, two is a set, yellow, it looks very burnt, the ruler is strong, the textbook is crispy and crispy, I asked him what kind of one he wanted, and after getting it rolled over, he took out my signature pen." ”

"Still changing pens?" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and explained: "My pen is short, the inkstone is generally white enamel, and my ink is placed in it, sweet and chirping, and the six must be good ink." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Yan He's nose was crooked: "Does Liubiju sell ink?" I've never heard of it! ”

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and then said: "Write a paragraph for someone, put down this rod, and pick up a pen, do you want cinnabar?" If there is a competition, you should have more or less, roll it up, take it away, and go to work. ”

The chili oil turned to cinnabar, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.

"What do you call writing?" Yan Heshen said with a disdainful expression.

"That's right." Qu Xiaoyun said disapprecatively.

Yan Hexian snorted coldly and poked through: "You call it a pancake, and you are talking about culture!" ”

"Good !!"

The audience laughed and applauded, which is also the ingenuity of this joke, although I have known it for a long time, but I still feel coke when I listen to it.

The corners of the mouths of the three judges in the audience rose from time to time, which was also a recognition of the actors' performances.

Seeing that it was exposed, Qu Xiaoyun wrinkled his eyebrows and glared angrily: "You hate this person here." ”

"What's wrong?"

"You don't understand our industry."

Yan Heshen nodded: "I don't understand, I haven't done it." ”

"You haven't done it, haven't you seen it?" Qu Xiaoyun glared and scolded.

Yan He listened to it and was happy: "I've seen it, and I've eaten it!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded proudly after listening: "It's not over, these are all people who have begged us for words." ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yan He's nose was crooked: "What kind of mess, and what kind of thing to pick up, it's just a pancake." ”

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back, still very confident: "As far as the capital is concerned, we are all engaged in culture. ”

"It's really golden." Yan Heshen said disdainfully.

"A lot of us literati are in the school."

"Why do you still have a school?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "There is a school, I forgot what the name is, everyone is together, see the sky to discuss and study, why does your word taste so good?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was laughing and laughing, and tears were about to burst into laughter.

Yan Heshen was speechless: "What a mess, the words say that the taste is there!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun grinned at him and said disdainfully: "You don't understand as a layman, we all discussed and researched, and it was a sensation, and the whole world knew about our school." ”

"Hey, the pancake seller is on fire." Yan Heshen shook his head helplessly.

"What sells pancakes?"

Qu Xiaoyun emphasized in a loud voice: "That's called a great calligrapher, many masters have come to us, and many big people have come. ”

Gu Zhen: "You have a good reputation. Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and changed the conversation: "But after chatting with them, I found that I couldn't get along with this group of literati and artists, because I have a chivalrous atmosphere in this person, and you know who I am." ”

Speaking of this, Qu Xiaoyun suddenly took a step back and kicked his leg, the kicking action was very funny.

Yan He scratched his head after reading it, and asked tentatively, "What's the matter, my legs are not good?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

It's a bit of a sketch, and the audience laughs and applauds.

"Look again!"

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he made a move to swing the tail of the dragon, and he almost fell on his head with too much force.

Yan He slapped his thigh and realized: "Isn't this more understandable, polio." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience couldn't stop laughing, and the applause at the recording scene was thunderous.

"No, you're annoying."

Qu Xiaoyun lifted his coat and tiptoed for the audience to see, proving that his legs and feet were fine.

Yan He couldn't help but complain after reading it: "What does tiptoe mean? You are taller than Master. ”

The camera focused on Lao Guo, and saw Guo Degang's face pale.

"Hahaha~~"

The successive burdens directly filled the scene with a joyful atmosphere, and the students in the assembly hall were under a lot of pressure at the moment, which was the rhythm of who played behind them and who was cold.

"Just say it!"

Yan Heshen didn't like to look at it, and said impatiently.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It's that I have the cells to practice martial arts in my bones, because I do this at home. ”

"What do you do at home?" Yan He said curiously.

"I'm different from you, I have a father."

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"I have it too, it's not nonsense!"

"I'm a dear."

"I'm not the last." Yan He glared at him.

Qu Xiaoyun stepped forward and asked with a concerned face, "They haven't told you yet?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Go!"

Yan He nudged him carefully.

After successfully taking advantage, Qu Xiaoyun explained:

"Our family is practicing martial arts, especially my father, who is very good, mentioning him in the martial arts world, acting chivalrous and righteous, no matter where my father goes, the north and south of the river are sensational, light work is world-famous, there is a name on the rivers and lakes, and the old man is called flying on the grass."

Yan He listened to it carefully: "Good guy, nicknamed like a snitch." ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the ceiling and described: "He went up to the second floor of the theater with one heel. ”

"Awesome."

"By the way, these two heels will go up."

"Why is it all heels?" Yan He was surprised.

"Whew!"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and explained: "He is about to fall down the aisle!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Thinking it was the king, it turned out to be bronze, and the audience laughed and applauded.

"Whew! The joint kung fu is all thrown out. Yan Heshen shook his head helplessly.

Qu Xiaoyun then boasted: "Light work, the ten-mile-long river, the old man passed by in a hurry, and there was not a single drop of water on his body!" ”

"It's a bit of an exaggeration." Yan He was skeptical.

"Nope."

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and explained: "In winter, the river is frozen, one heel after another, rubbing. ”

The description was so good, and the audience was amused again.

"Good fellow, no wonder there isn't a single drop of water." Yan Heshen suddenly realized.

Qu Xiaoyun pulled the topic back again: "With this old man, let's learn and practice martial arts, isn't this also serving the people!" ”

"Yes."

"Where's my knife?"

Suddenly, Qu Xiaoyun looked around in shock.

Yan Heshen was taken aback: "What kind of thing did you suddenly knife?" ”

"Where's my troll?"

Qu Xiaoyun is endless.

"Trolls, you're left with a lock pen now."

Yan He couldn't stand it anymore, and glared and complained.

"Hahaha~~"

The mending knife is too good, and the top and bottom are connected, and the audience laughs from ear to ear.

Qu Xiaoyun glared and said: "I hate it, now my temper is good, if you joke with me for a few years, I would have given you a headshot." ”

"What, you play games? Just say, what are you practicing? Yan Heshen said impatiently.

"I can't practice anything at home, there are rules for this industry."

"What rules?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "You can't pass on from father to son, you have to send him outside, do you want to beat your own son?" ”

"That's right." Yan Heshen nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "The same is true for learning cross talk, isn't that the case with Da Linzi and Yu Yunting." ”

"Yes."

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and said with a wicked smile: "If you learn cross talk, I can't hand it over to you." ”

"Hahaha~~"

As he spoke, he took advantage of it, and the audience laughed out loud when they looked at the angry and annoyed look of the big head.

"Go, I haven't heard of it! You don't compare me to me. Yan He snorted in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "That's what it means, I also go outside to study, find me a master everywhere, and ask me one by one if you can teach me?" Teach me to have a high level, and finally find one, this place is called Huling, and my old teacher is here. ”

Yan Heshen stretched out his hand and said, "Wait a minute, I am familiar with the place you said, there are no people who have made achievements in martial arts, they are all selling zongzi." ”

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at him and explained: "Not all the land that sells zongzi can be sold zongzi, can the quyi troupe all talk about cross talk?" ”

"That's right."

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "He is a master of the world, he used to be a monk, and his Dharma name is Waimi, so I just listen to how mysterious this Dharma name is, anyway, we can't explain it." ”

"Oh."

"Go home, my father takes me, here is my brother, that side is me, come on baby, come on son." Qu Xiaoyun first pointed to the right, and then to the left.

Yan He's nose was crooked, and he pushed his hand aside: "You gesture over there, don't point at me." ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun recounted the situation at the time and said: "As soon as I entered the door, I was stupid, the old teacher was riding a horse and squatting in the crotch pose in the courtyard, looking like a practicing family, holding reed leaves there. ”

Yan He made up the picture in detail, and said suspiciously: "He's wrapping it, isn't he?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and explained: "People who practice martial arts will inevitably bump and bump, wrap this leaf around your arm and tie it again, okay." ”

"Oh, wrap the wound together." Yan Heshen nodded.

"Come up to the house, all go up to the house, sit there, my father said, sit, old man, I stand and talk, because I have a request for you today."

"Something to ask for." Yan He said in detail.

"The old monk stood up, that's not possible, if you don't sit, I won't sit, then let's all stand, my father said, now there is my eldest son."

"Go, don't point at me."

Yan He saw that he was bad again, and reached out to knock him down.

"Hahaha~~"

I don't want to take advantage all the time, and the audience laughs from ear to ear.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the tone and said: "The two dogs are entrusted to you, you can't beat it, and you can't scold it." ”

Yan He was angry after listening to it: "Then don't teach." ”

……

Romance