After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hand and wondered, "Oh, what's going on?" Why did this old man lie down for no reason? ”

"Thunderbolt." Yan He said with a smile.

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "Help the old man up, good guy, the old man's face is dark, I said old man, you will suffer if you suffer in one hand, you should hold this gun tightly in both hands." ”

"Then he won't live." Yan He pouted and complained.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed from ear to ear and gave warm applause.

"That's it, I won't play with the gun, I'll practice the knife!"

Qu Xiaoyun copied the folding fan on the bookcase, and gestured: "As soon as I reached out and took down a single knife from the weapon rack, all the heroes are here, and the face is showing at this time, I want to practice a 'Night Battle Bafang Hidden Knife Style', press the goose wings to withdraw the tension spring, and the 'Canglang Langlang' treasure knife is unsheathed, and I use the 'Night Battle Bafang Hidden Knife Style'." ”

The correct way is to hold the knife in the right hand, draw an arc from the left side of the body to the top of the head, and then draw an arc from the top of the head to the right side of the body.

The actors of the Deyun Society do this action differently, but they all have the action of falling to the ground.

Guo Degang did this action by wiping his neck and falling to the ground sideways, there was a cushion that was relatively stable, and it didn't hurt if he fell.

Meng Hetang did this action by wiping his neck straight and falling back, but with his partner Zhou Jiuliang behind him, he couldn't fall.

When Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Heshen decided to perform this show, they also discussed it, and for the sake of ornamentation, Qu Xiaoyun decided to do a 720-degree rotation of his neck and jump backwards, followed by Yan Heshen.

The audience was very expectant, and the scene was silent, waiting to see what the difference was in this version of the "Night Battle Bafang Tibetan Knife Style".

It's too late, it's too soon.

As soon as Qu Xiaoyun's words fell, he picked up the folding fan and put it across his neck, followed by his hand and pulled it back, spinning and jumping with his eyes closed.

Too much tension and too much force.

"Boom!"

With a muffled sound, Qu Xiaoyun fell firmly in front of the microphone, in the opposite direction of Yan Heshen's raised hand.

"Hahaha~~"

The funny picture amused the audience so much that they were about to laugh out of their eyes.

Several judges in the audience were grinning and couldn't bear to look at it.

"Hey, this kid has choked enough."

Teacher Chen Peisi and Teacher Yingda were worried.

Guo Degang frowned and shook his head, shaking his hands: "This is not what I taught, this is his own creation, my God, it hurts to look at it." ”

"Oops, my elbow!"

"Oh, my Bo Ridge Gai!"

"Oops, my waist plate!"

Qu Xiaoyun lay on his side on the ground and supported his waist, grinning in pain, and the audience laughed even more happily.

"How's it going?"

Yan Heshen hurriedly stepped forward and said with concern.

Qu Xiaoyun gritted his teeth and forced a smile and said, "It's all right!" ”

It's worse than crying when you laugh.

"Don't use the elimination method at this time." Yan Heshen couldn't cry or laugh.

"Hahahaha~~"

"Goose Goose Goose~~"

Although there was a stage accident, Qu Xiaoyun handled it very tactfully, not only did not cool down the atmosphere, but made the joyful atmosphere better, and the audience applauded thunderously.

Qu Xiaoyun struggled to get up from the ground and stood in front of the microphone again, pretending to be calm, as if nothing had happened just now.

"Does it hurt?"

Yan He snickered.

"I don't say it hurts, who knows!"

Qu Xiaoyun said it quite horizontally, it really looks like a practicing family.

"Hahaha~~"

"That's, it hurts me anyway."

Yan Heshen couldn't hold back his smile, and he couldn't close his mouth with a smile.

"Night Battle Bafang Hidden Knife Style!"

In order to save face, Qu Xiaoyun picked up the folding fan after speaking, and gestured around his neck again.

The audience laughed.

"Why do you have to go around around your neck, let's leave it quickly." Yan Heshen was very helpless and stepped forward to stop him.

After the fan was taken down.

Qu Xiaoyun covered his neck, sleepy-eyed, and asked leisurely: "Can anyone tell me that my neck is sneering and bleeding, and I am still a little sleepy, what should I do?" ”

Yan He listened to it carefully: "Just be careful in the next life." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience couldn't stop laughing, the three judges also raised the corners of their mouths, nodded with satisfaction, and even the opponents in the assembly hall laughed from ear to ear, completely forgetting that it was a competition, more like an audience.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun returned to the theme and continued: After practicing, the old man nodded, great, I didn't see the ability, but the courage was indeed enough. ”

"yes, I'm starting to be shameless." Yan He said with a smile.

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun gave Yan Heshen a punch, glared and said, "I hate it, you don't understand this, it's just a blind mix here." ”

Yan Heshen smiled and nodded: "Generally, people who want to face can't practice this." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"you, let me stab you again."

Qu Xiaoyun scared him twice with a folding fan, and continued: "The old man excitedly shook our hands, two heroes, let's talk in detail in the secret room." ”

"We want to talk." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "When I came to the secret room, I realized that the old man was going to invite our bodyguards. ”

"Oh, it's business." Yan Heshen nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out three fingers and said to the audience: "There are three kinds of bodyguards, namely bright darts, dark darts, and descendant darts. ”

"Tell me about each one." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and explained, "What is a Ming Dart? Pushing the cart out, there are gold and silver treasures inside, and you have to shout out what kind of dart game you are in, which is something that can only be done by capable people. ”

"The dark dart is to hide everything, you look at it may be a vegetable seller, it may be a delivery person, and you don't know it's a bodyguard in disguise."

"There are also children and grandchildren darts, children and grandchildren darts are carrying coffins and pretending to go out of the funeral, all of them are made into filial sons and grandsons, crying and crying Dad to go forward, this is called a descendant dart."

"Oh, that's all it." Yan He nodded in understanding.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the bookcase, then lifted the handkerchief on the table, imitated the situation at that time, and said: "Come and see, there is something on the table today, please raise your eyes of the two heroes." When the two of us came in, we didn't pay attention, and when we saw a red cloth covered with a red cloth on the table, the red cloth was opened, and we were all stupid, and there were all kinds of vegetables inside. ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Hey, I asked you to sell vegetables." Yan He pursed his lips and was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and said, "It's obviously a dish, and there are gold, silver and jewelry in it." ”

"Oh, it's a dart." Yan He's eyes lit up after listening carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "You look like a pumpkin, open it and take a look." ”

"What?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "It's pumpkin seeds." ”

"Nonsense." Yan He was tricked in detail, and his nose was crooked.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed from ear to ear and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun lowered his voice and decrypted: "It's different, this pumpkin seed is golden, and there are diamonds in it." ”

"That's pretty much it!" Yan Heshen nodded.

"You look at this as a radish, you break it open and look inside, it contains jadeite."

"Good fellow, the jade is hidden inside." Yan Heshen was amazed.

"You see it's a watermelon, cut it and take a look."

"What?" Yan Heshen asked curiously.

"Gold ingots!"

"Wow!"

The corners of Yan He's mouth rose, revealing a look of being fascinated by wealth.

"You look at this pile of melon seeds, and there are golden sands in it."

"It's not a lot of work, and all the work has been done." Yan Heshen was very speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed with emotion: "It is extremely precious, and it will be old to spend money for this little thing." ”

"Just for the sake of being practical." Yan He said in detail.

"Please take a trip, old man, don't worry, you are down-to-earth, you can't be wrong with us!" Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said confidently.

"Let's go, put the things away, take a dozen young men out, go out of Deshengmen, go to Qinghe Xiahe Yingkang Zhuangzi, Shacheng Security Kang Zhuangzi, Zhangjiakou Xiahe Ying Kang Zhuangzi."

"Why do you keep walking here in Kang Zhuangzi?" Yan He asked puzzledly.

Qu Xiaoyun replied with a frown: "I'm lost." ”

"Hahaha~~"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"Hey, you're still a bodyguard when you're lost." Yan He pursed his lips and was very speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, rubbed his shoulders and said tiredly: "This job is too tiring, I discussed with my brother, let's sell these things, and after selling them, buy two characters to be literati here." ”

"Good guy, I'm still worried about the pancakes." Yan Heshen couldn't cry or laugh.

"Hahaha~~"

The context was connected, and the audience laughed from ear to ear.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Forget it, it's not appropriate to do this, it will affect your reputation, walking and walking, it happened that there was a small inn in front of you, just enough to rest and rest, and the guy ushered in the step, are the two of you staying in the hotel or playing sharp?" ”

"What do you say?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said loudly: "Eat noodles!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Hungry, this is." Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his stomach and said with satisfaction: "The big bowl of beef noodles ate two big bowls for one person, and I was full and drunk, I said that I would sleep, my brother said that he couldn't sleep, and he was in a hurry while it was dark, although it was said that the night was hazy, but there was a slanting moon hanging high." ”

"It's safe to walk at night." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "When I walked halfway, I heard a gong sound, followed by more than forty minions, all dressed in short clothes, with wild geese wings lined up, and a big black man flashed in the middle, this big black head, and a knife in his hand. ”

"It's a bandit." Yan Heshen said in surprise.

"Phew!"

Qu Xiaoyun wrinkled his eyebrows and glared, and imitated: "I opened this mountain, I picked this tree, if you want to pass by, leave your pants." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Appeal !!"

The audience laughed and booed.

"Pants, huh?" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed forward with his hand and said loudly: "I said bold thief, you are so bold, the disasters on the earth don't provoke you to provoke the heavens, not only robbing money, but also daring to rob sex?" ”

"What a mess." Yan He pursed his lips and was very speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun held the folding fan in his hand, turned his head and said, "I said brother, I can't beat him alone, let's fight him together!" ”

"Come on." Yan He urged.

Qu Xiaoyun waved a folding fan and described: "Our brothers each wielded knives and guns, fighting with thieves in one place, knives and knives, guns and guns, seeing a flaw, I said in my heart that you are there, the big knife is raised, click, the big head rolls underground, I am crying." ”

"What are you crying about?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands and cried: "Slaughter my brother!" ”

"Okay!" Yan Heshen smiled and shook his head.

"Good !!"

The audience liked this work very much and applauded one after another.

The host Yang Fan returned to the stage and presided: "How do the three teachers feel today? ”

Chen Peisi smiled and nodded: "It's quite coke, I really like it, a decent cross talk, but it's very interesting to say, I like it very much anyway." ”

Yingda then commented: "Your cross talk is really a bit new, because I originally thought it was the original old job, but I think he is a little bit stained, and I don't know if they fell on purpose, and I think it's even more enjoyable after that." ”

Guo Degang pursed his lips and shook his head and said, "They made it themselves, it should have been a mistake." ”

Ying Dae gave a thumbs up and praised: "Then their stage reaction ability is awesome." ”

Guo Degang listened to the music: "Oh, thank you Teacher Yingda, I still praise you if you make a mistake." ”

"Thank you, Mr. Ying!"

Qu Xiaoyun and Yan He smiled and bowed in thanks.

Guo Degang shook the pot and said: "I can't teach them if I fall like that, that would cost Master!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Degang frowned and persuaded: "Don't do that next time, don't learn from Kong Yunlong, and turn such a safe profession as cross talk into a high-risk profession." ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded shyly: "Master, you have lifted me." ”

"Hahaha~~"

After a little joke.

Guo Degang made a straight face and commented seriously: "These two teachers praise you, in fact, we know that according to our industry, there is a difficult sentence in this work, tell me again, I will say you first and then learn, old wine in old bottles." ”

"Old wine in old bottles."

Qu Xiaoyun and Yan He repeated.

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up: "Good legs!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

It's so joyful, it's a laugh inadvertently, and the audience sighs that it's worth it.

Guo Degang explained: "In fact, this is not new, the teachers may not be very familiar with our evil industry, we can only say that you have a spirit, and you have begun to make a big framework, then the audience will definitely love to watch the lively and lively It, don't say that they can make money at which temple fair." ”

Originally, he was quite confident, but Qu Xiaoyun and Yan He were quite ashamed to say this.

"Overall, today's results were pretty good." Guo Degang said to the point.

"Thank you, sir."

Qu Xiaoyun and Yan He bowed and thanked him.

Guo Degang wandered back and forth with three buttons on the table, and asked mischievously: "Admission, recommendation, and failure, which one do you two say I should press?" How about falling off the list? ”

"Don't Don't ......"

Their heads shook like rattles.

Guo Degang was happy: "It's fun, I haven't pressed it." ”

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the assembly hall with his hand and said with a smile: "Master, you should leave it to them if you don't make the list." ”

"Appeal !!"

"Too bad!!"

If you don't say that there are no good people in cross talk, the contestants laughed and complained.

Finally, it's time to choose a mentor.

Guo Degang pressed the "list" without hesitation, and explained: "I am your master, I have to avoid suspicion." ”

Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Heshen nodded, both understanding Master's approach, but fortunately, the other two teachers chose "admission".

Yang Fan asked: "Let's choose between the two!" ”

"We chose Ms. Chen Peisi."

……

Romance