After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The old monk's tears are falling, have you thought about it? It's not easy for us to do this, the two children are not blessed to stay with me, they are guilty, you are also practicing martial arts, you know that if you don't fight, you won't be successful. ”

"That's it." Yan Heshen nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation and said: "My father wiped his tears, he should beat you, Since I am willing to send it, I have decided in the end, let's stay, but the old monk said that he must practice to leave me a life and death document." ”

"And the contract?" Yan Heshen was surprised when he heard this.

"Yes."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and explained: "There is a piece of paper that has to be written, The two children entrusted me to practice the martial arts well, and during the ten years of practice, they will die and flee to their own destiny. ”

"How do you say that? You give an explanation. Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a simple example: "For example, if you practice with this, you fall into the well and drown, you deserve it!" ”

"Dead in vain?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Let you buy vinegar, as soon as you go out, you will be hit by the car and killed, you deserve it!" ”

"Not responsible." Yan He nodded in understanding.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands: "Everyone in the house is stupid, what should I do, my brother is smart, tell my dad that it doesn't matter, he just said this, our brothers are shrewd, pay attention everywhere, and one more, if we really don't practice one day, we will post a Weibo on the Internet and our brothers will leave." ”

Yan He listened to it carefully: "This way of escaping is similar to our Deyun Society. ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said, "Come on, put down the incense hall." ”

"Why are you setting up an incense hall?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "We have our ancestors. ”

"Oh, you also have the ancestral master."

"This small table has an incense burner and wax on it, and there is a statue of the ancestor hanging behind it."

"Who?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun said loudly: "Qu Yuan." ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Yan Heshen nodded and gave a thumbs up: "It's really reasonable, without Qu Yuan, there would be no zongzi!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun picked up the folding fan and gestured, and explained: "I have studied the ink, I have added a full pen, this is pushed on the paper, pick up the pen, the atmosphere in the room is very solemn, no one speaks, and I put down the pen in twenty minutes." ”

"Why didn't you write it?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "I don't know words. ”

"Hahaha~~"

The atmosphere was in place, and suddenly the audience didn't expect such a show, the burden sounded, and they all laughed from ear to ear.

"Nonsense, why do you use a pen if you don't know words?" Yan He's nose crooked after listening to this.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and then said: "My father nodded, then I will be down-to-earth, son, your master is both civil and military, study hard, I took my leave, and after speaking, I stood up and went straight to the southwest. ”

"Your dad is a goblin?" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

"Your dad is a goblin." Qu Xiaoyun glared and shot back.

"Hahaha~~"

"What's the yellow light?" Yan He said incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun lowered his voice and explained quietly: "I lit his coat for him in the back. ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay, you're too filial." Yan He snickered.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "He is gone, we are left, practice hard according to the teacher's words, eat anything, eat with your skills, you should store water, you should add firewood." ”

"It's still a matter of making zongzi." Yan Heshen looked disgusted.

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"I'll start practicing tomorrow!" Qu Xiaoyun said loudly.

"Do you really want to practice?" Yan He was skeptical.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "In our business, we practice palm first, then boxing, and finally blade. ”

"Oh, the palm fist blade."

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and asked, "Have you seen the palm practice?" Baguazhang, Taijizhang. ”

Yan Heshen shook his head: "No, you can tell me how to practice." ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "There is a big water tank in the courtyard, and the tank is full of river rice. ”

"Jiangmi?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "We can't take iron sand when we come up, we have to practice this rice first, insert the palm of our hand in the river rice, and pick up the stones." ”

"You went to pick rice for someone." Yan Heshen was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "After picking up, take the blister, and finish practicing palm boxing. ”

"How do you practice boxing?" Yan He said curiously.

"Red beans."

"Beat beans?"

"After the red beans are soaked, put on the brown sugar, and fight with your fists, the more rotten the better." Qu Xiaoyun rolled up his arms and sleeves, and gestured on the stage while talking.

This is where this paragraph is not good, adding actions while talking, and it is easy to forget the words if you are not proficient.

"I'm going to carry the bean paste with you."

Yan He listened carefully and understood, and said speechlessly.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed from ear to ear and gave warm applause.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "This is all over, and we will start training the blade. ”

"How do you practice the blade?"

Qu Xiaoyun copied the folding fan, and explained while gesturing: "There is a tree in the courtyard, there is a jujube tree, and there will be three breaks. ”

"Why do you want to take a break after three hits?" Yan He said incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back and posed as a scholar: "This is called playing three poles with dates and without dates." ”

Yan Heshen suddenly realized: "Hey, there is a jujube inside." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"I practice like this every day, all kinds of palm techniques, how to use the string."

"Is this a palm?" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and continued to speak: "It's not easy to put the rice on the jujube tie, especially how heavy the cauldron is, catch up with the steam, and it's enough to burn it." ”

"That's right."

"The old teacher taught us to learn to sell the emperor's family with martial arts."

"Yes." Yan Heshen nodded.

"There must be no shortage of catties and shortages, we are not bullied."

"Hahaha~~"

"That's not what a martial artist says." Yan Heshen looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun became more and more energetic: "Listening to it, my heart is full of enthusiasm, thank you for the teacher's teaching, every time I hear these righteous words, my heart is boiling, and I can't wait to find a dark evil force to die with him." ”

"There is a great sense of justice." Yan He said in detail.

"The teacher likes me very much, and your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth."

"Hahaha~~"

Gu Tse: "Hey, don't pass it on." Yan He was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly felt a little sad as he spoke: "I really expected to learn from the teacher well, but there was a small episode. ”

"What's wrong?" Yan He said curiously.

"One day, the teacher went down the mountain to find Xiao Jie."

The audience sneered.

"Huh? This monk is looking for flowers and asks willows? Yan Hexian's eyes widened in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, he has a friend, and this friend's surname is Jie." ”

"Oh."

"The old monk went to play with him, and accidentally ran into a confidante from his youth."

"It's a coincidence."

"The old man's heart is surging, and he is far away from the days when white clothes come and go like the wind, and at the age of eighty, he puts on a wig and resolutely returns to the vulgar."

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!" Yan He snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun said sadly: "This time there are only two of us left, and the two of us are in a hurry, and we see that it is about to be the May Festival." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"It's time to ship." Yan He pouted and said.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands and said anxiously: "The orders have been accepted, this is not going to die, the old man has taken all the money away, what should I do, practice, practice every day, my hands are soaked all day long." ”

"Okay, is this martial arts training?" Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with emotion: "It's not easy, you have to make all kinds of stuffing." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"That's right." Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "I'm busy this day, I heard a bang on the door outside, the door is divided into left and right, and there is a big black man standing at the door, what is this doing, I only know that the old shopkeeper who will have a dart game outside the front door came to invite our brothers." ”

"Oh, dart guys."

"If you want to learn martial arts with our brothers, our brothers pondered, this is a real family, the heroes who go there to the three mountains and five mountains, heroes from all walks of life, let's learn martial arts together, it's great, let's go, close the door, seal the fire, take the pot down and go out, and rush to the friends dart game."

"It's okay, I didn't forget about business."

"Hahaha~~"

"Coming here, the old shopkeeper is standing at the door, the heroes of the three mountains and five mountains are standing next to each other, a fist, two people are pleased, come inside, just in the middle is the road paved with loess, and there are weapon shelves on both sides."

"Eighteen kinds of blades, swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks, sticks, mallets, whips, hammers, crutches, shooting stars, what with pointed, thorny, edged, bladed, velvet rope, chain, inverted tooth hook, with Emei thorn, all kinds of are bright and bright."

"Good !!"

Qu Xiaoyun said this little passage, the words were clear, and the audience applauded, and the judges Chen Peisi and Yingda teachers glanced at each other, nodded slightly, and recognized the basic skills.

Qu Xiaoyun did not rejoice because of the warm applause, but continued very devotedly: "Facing a small two-story building, the old man pointed at it, two heroes, let's please, drink upstairs!" It's a test for us. ”

"How is this a test?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "This is for us to go up with a heel, if we climb up, it will be embarrassing." ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "Then it's embarrassing." ”

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I'll see what to do, I stretched out my hand from my arms and threw it to the northwest, and after throwing it, I shouted that there was an assassin, and when the old man heard it, he took all the people to go, I pulled my brother and took advantage of this time to go up the stairs!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, and they couldn't close their mouths with their mouths smiling.

Yan Heshen gave a thumbs up: "That's smart!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun played two corners, imitating the situation: "I stood on the second floor and held on to the railing and shouted-Old man, where are you going?" The old man came back from that side, and his face was blue - who threw this zongzi? ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again.

"Hey, you can't run away from others." Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

"Come on, the old man is here, sit down, serve, the dish is good, the beasts in the mountains are swallows in the clouds, the cattle and sheep on the land are fresh under the sea, the monkey's head bird's nest shark fin, the bear's paw dried scallops and the tip of the deer's tail, what is the roasted yellow wine is all up."

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes lit up, wiped the saliva at the corner of his mouth, and said: "You're welcome, eat, eat to your heart's content, my husband and wife are happy, I will point at my hand - old man, burp~~"

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Oh, it's good to eat less, embarrassing or not." Yan He snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun touched his throat and said, "It's all in the throat, the old man is happy to look at me, and the last bite you eat is a ball." ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yan He listened to the music and said in surprise: "How much you eat, the old man has seen it." ”

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Standing on the second floor after eating, the old man said, the two heroes, let's sweat downstairs, see how the two are capable." ”

"This time we have to go down from above." Yan He said in detail.

"That's right."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "The old man went down with a heel, what do you say, it is estimated that it will not work if you throw zongzi again." ”

"How fresh, why bring so many zongzi." Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands, and said: "How can this be done, my brother is stupid when he stands at the top of the stairs, I said that big heroes don't have to be like this, and kicked my brother down the stairs as soon as he raised his foot." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Huh? Your idea hurts my brother. Yan Heshen snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun said indifferently: "I don't care about him, just digest and digest it, come and stand downstairs, the old man looks at us, which of the two heroes will open our eyes first?" My brother reached out and picked up the gun from the weapon rack. ”

"Do you want to practice guns?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "My brother wants to tie a set of Liuhe guns, and Liuhe guns are the most difficult to practice." ”

"Why is it so difficult to practice?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "There is a formula, which is called one eyebrow group, two eyebrow group, three eyebrow group, four heart group, five eyebrow group, and six heart group. ”

"It's all in these two places." Yan Heshen was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "My brother was just about to practice with a big gun, I stopped him, brother, don't practice." ”

"Why?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Your leg pain hasn't healed recently, don't hurt it anymore, my brother heard the reason, put down the gun, and went to this station, and he didn't often come forward without changing his color." ”

Yan He's nose crooked after hearing this: "Nonsense, your brother hasn't practiced yet." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed from ear to ear and gave warm applause.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said confidently: "He won't practice me." ”

"You practice too?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, copied the folding fan, and gestured: "I weigh this big gun is too light, it's only sixty pounds, how can this gun be practiced?" As soon as I reached out and took down a 120-pound iron gun from the fight, I felt that it was a little bit worse in my hand. ”

"You're strong enough." Yan Heshen gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun turned the folding fan in his hand, and then stabbed it on the bookcase, and said: "As soon as it drops, the tip of the gun rushes down, and the gun hits the ground. ”

"Pick a heavier one." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time and said: "The old man is still wondering, this gun is enough to take advantage of, what else?" I said old man, you don't know, you've seen a knife player and a gun, but you haven't seen a knife or a pistol. ”

"You want to practice at the same time?" Yan Heshen was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "This is the best in the world, I have to pick a single knife to take advantage of, ask the old man where the knife is, the old man pointed, there is, just as he was talking, the sky was overcast, and then there was a thunderstorm, and as soon as I turned around, the old man lay on the ground." ”

"The old man is holding a lightning rod." Yan He said with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, laughing forward and backwards, and applauded one after another.

……

Romance