Chapter 213: Opening the coffin
'Did the old lady have a holiday with him when he was alive?' ’
As soon as Uncle Nine saw Ren Fa's face, he knew that there must be an article in the middle, so in order not to delay the big event, he simply asked openly and honestly.
Ren Fa is so old, he obviously knows the priorities, and said directly to Uncle Jiu: "This land originally belonged to Mr. Feng Shui, but after my father knew that this was a good place, he bought it with money. ’
Hum!
It's such an understatement, this Nima's typical avoidance of the heavy is light, spring and autumn penmanship!
Uncle Nine is also a person who has read countless people, and he saw through this Ren Fa at a glance and was a little ashamed of His Holiness, so he simply asked directly: "It's just a temptation?" Is there any coercion? ’
'Uh...... Hehe......'
When Ren Fa heard this, he just laughed awkwardly, and he was finally embarrassed to say in front of everyone that his dead ghost father was not.
At this point, it doesn't matter whether Ren Fa admits it or not, because the truth has been revealed, and everyone can see it.
Belch...... Of course, Wencai is dropping like this, and it is not within the range of drops that can be seen.
'Humph! I think it must be coercion! ’
Uncle Jiu, as half of this feng shui gentleman, looked down on this kind of bullying method the most, and after seeing that things were really the same as he expected, he didn't save any face for this master, and immediately said bluntly.
This old man now has a request for Uncle Jiu, and he doesn't dare to argue, so he can only stand aside and carry out this embarrassing joke to the end.
Uncle Nine wanted to leave it alone, but he thought that keeping this murderous grave would be a scourge after all, and this Renfa attitude was not bad, so most of this anger disappeared.
After his mind calmed down a little, Uncle Nine continued: "If it weren't for your family's coercion, he would never have harmed you like this!" ’
As he spoke, he walked to the grave, pointed to the house that was being 'demolished', and continued: "Let you cover this ash on top of the entire dragonfly waterhole!" ’
'Oh? So what should I do? ’
Hearing what Uncle Nine said, Ren Fa was nervous and asked anxiously.
'It should be covered with snowflakes, this is called dragonfly water!' Uncle Nine simply turned on the on-site teaching mode and continued to popularize science: "The coffin head can't touch the water, how can this be called a dragonfly dotting water?" ’
Wu Da Prawn heard what Uncle Nine said, and hurriedly stepped forward to observe and study carefully, with the help of this ready-made teaching prop, this was a big increase in posture soon.
And Qiusheng Wencai, these two goods, are now rushing to stand next to Ren Tingting with the four-eyed young master, how can they have the kung fu to learn professional skills?
These three made Ren Tingting very annoyed, and it was difficult to say anything in this hall, so in the end, they ran to Ren Fa and Uncle Jiu, and finally stopped for a while.
Let's say that after the ninth uncle came here, he simply opened his words, turned around directly, and said sharply to Na Ren: "He still has a conscience, so he will let you be buried in a coffin in twenty years." Harm you for half a lifetime, not for a lifetime; Harm your generation, don't harm your eighteen generations! ’
After listening to Uncle Jiu's words, Ren Fa knew that it was powerful, and he was immediately frightened and his old face turned pale, and cold sweat flowed straight down!
This Nima people play metaphysics, is it a local tyrant like them who can bully at will?
It's really forcing people to be anxious, then it's not like one or two people can end it, and you have to put the whole family into it!
is the so-called loss of youth and loss of children and grandchildren, which is what they say!
'See! ’
Just when the old man was panicking, the latest progress came from the 'demolition company'.
The crowd followed the sound, and sure enough, they saw the head of the coffin buried upright, which had been exposed in the deep pit that had been dug.
The "demolition company" and others hurriedly brought the pulley set that had been prepared, and after a lot of busy work, after binding the coffin with ropes, with the help of the pulley group, the coffin was quickly brought to the open place unscathed.
The whole process is like a smooth flow, a professional comparison, Wu Da Prawn who saw it on the side couldn't help but secretly complained: "This group of people don't go to work in the Lingling Lux drops, it's really a waste!" ’
'Loosen the rope and nail it. ’
Just when Wu Da Prawn was secretly complaining, Uncle Nine had already begun to officially preside over the funeral.
'Everyone! After arranging the next specific work of the 'demolition company', Uncle Nine turned around and said solemnly to everyone: "Today is the day when Ren Gongwei bravely sees the light of day again, and all those who are thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five and forty-eight, as well as those who belong to chickens and cows, will all turn around and avoid them!" ’
The reason why this is the case, and there are also things to say here, is mainly that these age drops mentioned by Uncle Jiu are too old this year.
This prisoner is too old, in the vernacular, almost this year's rotation of the god of decline, very optimistic about this kind of drops, these age drops belong to the priority objects of internal recruitment.
Maybe, this rotating boss was very happy, so that none of these people who just drank water did not pay attention, and they became gods in an instant.
It is precisely for this reason that the old coffin pot also favors these people very much, and maybe one day when he thinks about it, he will be recruited into his system, so this has to be avoided, and the old coffin pot can't see the face.
As for the chicken and the cow, it should be born with the old coffin, as soon as Nima sees the face, it is estimated that it is like a bull who is anxious to see the red cloth, and the whole situation is endless, so this has to be avoided.
Let's say that when everyone saw the solemnity of what Uncle Nine said, regardless of whether it was this age or physiognomy, they all turned around and avoided it from what he said.
After all, it's just a turnaround, and a lot of meat, so if this old coffin is dizzy and looks away, and makes a mistake, and makes a lying gun or something, can you sue him or bite him?
About two minutes later, Uncle Nine solemnly announced: "After evasion, everyone tidy up their clothes and open the coffin!" ’
'Quack-'
'Quack-'
'Quack-'
‘……’
But it was said that the 'demolition company' was about to open the coffin, and in the woods around the cemetery, a flock of crows suddenly startled, chirping and flying away.
When everyone saw this scene, a shadow immediately cast a shadow on their hearts.
In other words, I think that Boss Cao led an army of 830,000 to the south and fought in Chibi.
Faced with the excellent situation of the imminent unification of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, this big man was full of pride, and wrote the poem "Short Song Xing", a masterpiece for the ages.
In this masterpiece, there are two sentences that say, 'The moon and stars are scarce, and the black magpie flies south.'" Three turns around the tree, what branches can be followed? ’
What do you mean?
It is to the effect that on this moonlit and starry night, a flock of crows flew south; They flew around the tree three times, but found no sheltering branches.
At that time, there was a teacher who proposed that the moon stars were scarce, and the black magpie flew south. Three turns around the tree, what branches can be followed? This sentence, in the context of the imminent war in front of us, is not a good sign, I am afraid it will be unlucky.
Boss Cao is a decisive killer, and when he heard this, he was furious, so he immediately pretended to be crazy with wine and killed him!
It's a pity that he was able to kill Shi Xun Le Shi alone, but he couldn't defeat the Sun and Liu coalition army, and finally confirmed the prophecy of Shi Xun Le Shi, and ended up defeating Chibi, and he couldn't really unify the land of Shenzhou in his life.
It can be seen from this that before this Nima did a big thing, it was not a good sign to see this crow brother running away.
Boss Cao has a heavy army in his hands, and when he occupies all the days, it is still like this, and it is estimated that the relocation of the family is not much better!
Of course, it seems a bit inconsistent to say these things now, but you can't ignore it and bury this old coffin again, when the time comes, this scourge may have to be upgraded into some old boss?
This is better than having no equipment to explode, and naturally it can't attract the likes of Long Aotian to jump over the level to fight monsters, and eliminate harm in the name.
Once this is compared to the full level, the outside is full of Qi training period...... There are no two left......
Nima! This result is really unimaginable!
It was precisely because of these thoughts that Uncle Nine decided to continue to open the coffin and strive to nip things in the bud.
'Crunch-'
With a tooth-aching sound, the coffin lid was opened by the 'demolition company'.
After everyone waited until the 'demolition company' put the coffin lid aside, they hurriedly stepped forward to check, only to see that the old coffin was wearing a 'I Daqing' court dress, his face was dark, and there was no sign of rotten at all.
What kind of eyesight does Uncle Nine have?
I can see at a glance that this old coffin has become the climate at this time, and if you don't deal with it in time, I don't know how much trouble it will cause!
'Puff ......'
'Daddy! ’
'Grandpa! ’
'Alarmed your old man, the child is really unfilial! ’
At this moment, after Ren Fa's father and daughter saw the situation in the coffin, they fell directly to their knees and cried out in grief.
After about two minutes, Ren Fa finally calmed down a little. This is better than standing up and asking Uncle Nine, 'Uncle Nine, can this tomb still be used?' ’
'The dragonfly dots the water, little by little, and it will definitely not be on the same acupuncture point again, this acupoint is useless. ’
Uncle Nine didn't fool Ren Fa, and said to this guy realistically.
So what to do? ’
Uncle Nine pondered for a while and replied to Ren Fa: "I propose to cremate on the spot!" ’
'Cremation? When Ren Fa heard this answer, he hurriedly objected: "No! My father's greatest fear was fire, and I couldn't do that! ’
'Master Ren, if you don't cremate, you'll be in trouble!' ’
Seeing that Ren Fa was unwilling to be cremated, Uncle Nine was also a little anxious.
'Anything, you just can't be cremated!' ’
Ren Fa is obviously preparing to carry out the foolish filial piety to the end.
'Uh...... Master, Master Ren, I have a sentence, I don't know if to say it or not? ’
Just when Ren Fa didn't let go of his mouth, Wu Da Prawn spoke.
'Oh? Brother Wu, what do you have to say, but it doesn't hurt to say it! ’
As soon as Ren Fa saw Wu Prawn speak, he nodded hurriedly and replied.
Uncle Nine also nodded on the side and motioned for Wu Da Prawn to continue.
'Master Ren, I think you should understand what my master is referring to when he talks about this trouble. ’
When Ren Fa heard this, his face changed several times, but unfortunately he was still unwilling to let go of Uncle Jiu's suggestion and cremate him directly.
Wu Da Prawn looked at Ren Fa and continued to say seriously: "Master Ren, this kind of bad thing, once it happens, it usually has a fixed order, that is, it starts with the closest direct relatives of the blood relationship, I think, you should have understood what I am talking about!" ’
When Ren Fa heard this, he couldn't help but change his complexion greatly, and he became almost able to catch up with the old coffin's face.
This is obviously a little scared, after thinking for a while, he glanced at Ren Tingting standing behind him, and he couldn't make up his mind for a while.
Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.