Chapter 214: Two Short and One Long
'Is it ...... Is it really...... Really, is there no other way? ’
After hesitating for a while, Ren Fa asked a little unwillingly.
Obviously, after Wu Da Prawn's persuasion, this Ren Fa has been quite shaken.
'Master Ren, cremation is the most foolproof way. ’
Uncle Nine hurriedly struck while the iron was hot and continued to persuade.
'Hey! That...... That...... Then fire ......'
Ren Fa turned around and sighed, his eyes were slightly closed at the same time, and he waved his hand, seeing that he was about to agree to be cremated!
'Cousin-in-law, what this ninth uncle said is that the most foolproof way is cremation, but he didn't say that there is no other way besides cremation! ’
At this moment, the four-eyed young master suddenly jumped out and smiled flatteringly at Ren.
It turns out that this is more than Ren Tingting's idea all the time, and regardless of Ren Tingting's thoughts, he thinks that he and Ren Tingting are a pair made in heaven for talented women.
Who knew that when he came to the funeral today, he found that the two of Uncle Jiu's disciples, Qiusheng Wencai, also seemed to covet Ren Tingting.
In addition, this Ren Tingting seems to have a good eye for another disciple of the ninth uncle, Wu Youdao.
In addition, after he knocked Qiusheng away from Ren Tingting's side, Uncle Nine knocked him aside again in silence, this Nima is obviously beating the little one and the old one!
In this way, Uncle Nine was secretly hated again.
This is more than having already regarded Ren Tingting as a forbidden body, and everything that happened today makes this more than thinking that his own head is about to become a green prairie, this Nima is a male silver can bear it?
The so-called 'hatred of taking a wife' must be avenged!
It is precisely because of this reason that cannot be spoken about in the hall in public, this is better than treating the ninth uncle and apprentice as enemies.
In line with the principle that I will approve of everything that the 'enemy' opposes, and I will oppose everything that the 'enemies' approve of, he jumped out to remind his cousin-in-law that there are other ways besides cremation.
In this way, not only can he find trouble for Uncle Jiu, his master and apprentice, but at the same time, he can leave a good impression on the 'quasi-father-in-law' Ren Fa and increase his weight in the hearts of Ren Fa's father and daughter.
'Uncle Nine, is what Ah Wei said true? ’
After Ren Fa heard the words of the four-eyed Ah Wei, his eyes couldn't help but light up, and he hurriedly asked the ninth uncle for confirmation.
Uncle Nine is a real seeker, how can he easily deceive him, he can only helplessly reply: 'There is no cremation insurance in other ways!' ’
When Uncle Nine said this, it was undoubtedly equivalent to admitting the statement of the four-eyed Ah Wei.
'Uncle Nine, as long as you don't get cremated, you can do anything, please! ’
Hearing this, Ren Fa hurriedly stepped forward and hugged his fists at Uncle Jiu.
'Hey! All right! Then I will temporarily store it in our Yizhuang for the time being, and tomorrow I will find another grave for the old lady, so that he can rest in peace as soon as possible. ’
When things came to this point, what else could Uncle Nine say, so he could only shake his head helplessly and sigh and replied.
Hearing what Uncle Nine said, the four-eyed Ah Wei was excited, and said in his heart that labor and management were casual, and he killed two birds with one stone, which not only pleased his cousin-in-law, but also added to your blockage, what do you gods compare with me?
Do you still want to rob Tingting with me?
Let's do Nima's spring and autumn dreams!
At the same time, this was more than dark, and he took over the conversation at a faster time, and rushed to say: 'Okay! Cover the coffin and carry it to Yizhuang! ’
'Huh! ’
'From-'
'Let's go-'
'Crunch crunch ......'
After seeing that they had discussed it, the group of people from the 'demolition company' hurriedly agreed, and sent several strong men to lift the coffin, and carried it all the way to Yizhuang.
"Grandma's, why did you miss Ah Wei's special pencil for the exam? ’
Wu Da Prawn saw that he was also depressed, and he couldn't help but secretly complain about Ah Wei's declining boy.
"Master Ren, please come back too." ’
Just when Wu Da Prawn was secretly complaining, Uncle Nine saw that the coffin had been lifted far away, and turned around and said to Ren Fa's father and daughter.
'Hmm. ’
Ren Fa nodded and sat on the slider.
Ren Tingting wanted to say something, but there were many people, and in the end, she just glanced at Uncle Nine and Wu Da Prawn, and then followed Ren Fa and sat on the slide bar.
'From-'
'Let's go-'
The sedan chair man who carried the sliding pole saw that the two patrons were already seated, and while shouting, he lifted the sliding rod and began to walk in the direction of the lower mountain.
'You two light a plum blossom incense array in this tomb, how is it burning, come back and tell me,'
'Oh. ’
Remember, incense should be attached to every grave. ’
'Oh, master. ’
After Uncle Nine arranged for Qiusheng Wencai and the two to deal with the aftermath, he said to Wu Da Prawn: "There is a way, you also stay and learn from them." ’
'Yes, master. ’
Seeing that the arrangements had been decided, Uncle Nine reviewed it carefully, and after making sure that there was nothing missing, he began to rush to Yizhuang to receive the old coffin.
The so-called plum blossom incense array is actually a method of burning incense to predict good fortune and evil.
The specific method is to take the middle point of the tomb as the center, extend five points, each point must be three feet away from the tomb, and after finding these points, and then light a pillar of incense at these points (each point must be lit with a column, and each pillar of incense is three).
To put it bluntly, it is to surround the tomb and use incense to pose a figure similar to a plum blossom pile, which is the plum blossom incense array. Finally, through the burning of these incense burns, we can determine the good fortune and bad luck.
Of course, if you have to say that this is a chrysanthemum array, then no one can do anything about you.
"Na, Brother Cai, this plum blossom fragrance array, it's actually very simple, you can understand it when you look at it, and the three of us will act separately later, and it won't take long to finish the work." ’
Qiusheng is smarter than he has always been, and after Uncle Nine left, while talking, he divided half of the incense sticks in his hand to Wu Da Prawn. As he spoke, he was already busy, lighting incense and setting up a formation.
Wen Cai on the side saw that there was such an operation routine, and he hurriedly learned from it, and after handing over half of it to Wu Da Prawn, he followed Qiusheng's pace and began to set up a formation.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Wu Da Prawn always had a feeling of déjà vu, but after thinking about it for a while, he finally didn't come up with a reason.
He is not a sharp person, and now that he can't remember, he simply doesn't want to, and begins to carefully observe the formation of these two goods.
Since it was just an extremely simple formation, Wu Da Prawn looked at it for a while, and he completely understood how to place this plum blossom fragrance array.
In order to return to Yizhuang as soon as possible, this is more than busy choosing a place, and the two goods have not had time to go to the direction of the array, and they began to set up this plum blossom fragrance array in a similar way.
The separation of the three brothers and sisters has indeed improved the efficiency a lot, and it didn't take half an hour for the work of this formation to come to an end.
Qiusheng is the first to finish work because it started at the earliest.
Just when they were about to go to see how Wencai and Wu Da Prawn were doing, they suddenly found that there was a lonely grave outside the range of their formation.
Out of curiosity, this is better than running over to check it out.
'Wow! Died at the age of twenty, ruined, come to the pillar incense! ’
After seeing the photo on this tombstone, it is a beautiful young woman, this is more than the prototype of a single teddy drop, and the drop is unconsciously revealed, and at the same time, he called pity in his mouth, and at the same time lit a pillar of incense to the tomb owner.
This Nima is a spiritual world, these gods and ghosts are like carp crossing the river, ordinary people see this desolate grave, which is not a bad comparison, you have to walk around.
He was good, and when they met for the first time, they began to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.
It is estimated that this tomb owner is also one, perennial empty and lonely cold drop master, today I finally met a person who took pity on her and gave her incense and dripping good silver, the most important thing is that this good silver is not, Wencai's frustration is better than that, which makes this tomb owner named Dong Xiaoyu move the comparison, and instantly has the urge to make a drop in person.
'Thank you! ’
Just in the single Thai ...... Belch...... No, when Qiusheng turned around and left, Dong Xiaoyu, the owner of the tomb, couldn't hold back and directly thanked Qiusheng.
'Huh? ’
Hearing this thank you, Qiusheng was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly turned around to investigate, but naturally found nothing.
I thought that it was not my own imitation of Brother Teddy's imitation that I was so quick to preach the little golden man, so the bones of this body were also tired, and this was the only time I had auditory hallucinations!
Let's say that after this Qiusheng was busy with work, he didn't find any problems, so he naturally had no choice but to stop and turn around and leave.
'Thank you! ’
Who knew that this hadn't taken two steps yet, and this thank you came again, this time people can use it in Qiusheng, Wencai's lifelong sexual blessing guarantee, he definitely heard it right, there was indeed a female voice behind him to thank you.
But he knew very well that there was no one behind him except a lonely deserted grave.
So where did that sound come from?
This Nima's answer is estimated to be thinking with his ass, and he can figure it out.
This is more frightening than death, and in an instant, there is a feeling of cold hair standing on my feet.
This cemetery Qiusheng didn't want to stay for a second now, and immediately turned on the scroll hall dispersal mode, ready to flash people directly.
'Bang! ’
'Ahh
'Oops! ’
Before he could run two steps, a guy with a 'bang' bumped into Wen Cai, who was just finishing work and walking towards him.
Both of them were so frightened by the impact that they calmed down a little after another half a minute.
'Akisheng, look...... Take a look, this ...... This incense is burned like this! ’
'Oh? What? Brother Sheng, Brother Cai, show me! ’
At this moment, Wu prawns also finished their work.
When Qiusheng heard this, he hurriedly handed the incense he had taken from Wencai's hand to Wu Da Prawn again.
'Damn, this Nima is really two short and one long!' ’
After seeing this fragrant strange shape, Wu Da Prawn couldn't hold back, and couldn't help but complain again.
'Present...... What now...... What to do? ’
Wen Cai shuddered.
'Quick, go and tell the master!' ’
After Qiusheng finished speaking, he led the way first and hurried towards Yizhuang.
After Wen Cai and Wu Da Prawn glanced at each other, they also hurriedly followed.
Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.