Chapter 58: The Scumbag's Routine!
Hao Ren picked up the small notebook, Zhao Mingyang couldn't say it, because he is now a hairy boy for Brother Chic, he can't say that you understand, I also understand, that not only makes people think that Zhao Mingyang is a scumbag, but also a scum who harms one party at a young age.
Brother Chic took a sip of milk tea and said: "The most terrible thing about people is cognitive bias, especially those who worship money.
Then you have to make them mistakenly think that they have met a rich kid, and they have met a master who is not bad for money, as long as you ride this BMW motorcycle, they will think that this is your hobby, understand, not all of yours.
They don't think that you will spend all your possessions to buy a motorcycle, at most they think that it is the equivalent of a Rolex watch, spending so much money to buy a motorcycle, in the eyes of ordinary people, you are not bad at money, and they even think that you have the ability to buy a Ferrari.
This is one of them, and the other is that you can buy BMW backpacks, BMW custom clothes, and BMW bicycles, this does not need to buy the real one, because compared to motorcycles, bicycles are less knowledgeable, although most people have ridden bicycles, but few people can distinguish between real BMW bicycles and fake ones.
After all, forty or fifty thousand bicycles, ordinary people can't afford to buy them at all, if you want to buy imitations, don't buy five or six hundred that look fake, if you want to buy two or three thousand, you can even go to the black market to see if there is a way to buy a real one.
As for backpacks, clothes, etc., they are all gifts for buying a BMW car, which are sold on the Internet, and you have to make the other party feel that you are a loyal BMW customer.
The reason why I let you buy BMW motorcycles is mainly because in this field, other brands, girls will not think it is expensive, understand?
This set is complete, your people are set, rich children who like to ride and feel nature, no car, but no one will think that you can't afford it, at most think that you prefer to ride, you have to advertise yourself as a knight, the pursuit of chivalry.
Then mix in various circles, don't spend too much, and spend the money on the knife's edge.
Most people will not go to a five-star hotel to live, many people do not know that a five-star hotel can live in a night for four or five hundred, not as expensive as the legend, five-star hotels are also segmented, there are also cheap, and may be upgraded to an executive suite for free, if not, add money to upgrade to an executive suite, eating, drinking and playing in the hotel are free.
Invite girls to play with you, it's easy to bluff each other, and then go to the bar to wander around, picking on gold worshippers, you think about it, now there are two or three hundred local chickens on the side of the road.
If you have a little bit of style, it's one or two thousand, and how much money do you spend? The key is that these things are your own, you are equal to a prostitute, even if you live in a five-star hotel, the money you spend, you enjoy it, and the other party is obliged to provide you with happiness at most.
The main thing is that you can pretend to be on the phone and have a temper tantrum at home, and say that I don't care if I'm starving, and I won't spend a penny on you.
At this time, when the woman heard it, she felt that you were angry with your family at most, and she would not think that you really had no money, and she would post money to you, wanting to leave a good impression on you, a pseudo-rich child.
When the time comes, you can eat and drink for nothing, think about it, rent a car, what kind of car do you rent? There must be a row, the car rent for a day is not low, and the rental car is not guaranteed to be won every time.
Buy a car, what car? Buying a house? No kidding, Shencheng, the house price is an astronomical amount. If you want to get rich, just the two of you, if nothing happens, you won't be able to buy a house in Shencheng within ten years.
But if you let a local only daughter, marry her and get a license to have children, and desperately borrow all kinds of loans after marriage, is this a joint debt between husband and wife, you invest all this money in children, give your wife and mother-in-law flowers, they spend your money at that time, then you are obliged to help you repay, you will become the closest debtor, as long as you borrow enough joint debts between husband and wife within ten years, you will not be able to get married.
Ten years later, the child has grown up, the father-in-law and the mother-in-law are old, they can't do without you, they have family affection, and they need someone to support them, and they are reluctant to let the children live in an environment where the family is broken, so you will really stay together for a lifetime, a happy family, you will have a house, a home, your father-in-law has a son-in-law, and a grandson, is it a win-win situation. ”
Hao Ren······
Zhao Mingyang······
I have never seen such a brazen and scumbag person, Zhao Mingyang feels that he is already a scumbag enough, at least he has to pay his feelings, pay some money and experience, this brother completely wants to prostitute in vain.
But his trick worked for Hao Ren, but it was useless for Zhao Mingyang, who was more difficult and needed more difficult conditions and techniques.
"Brother Chic, have you succeeded? You won't have illegitimate children, will you? Hao Ren asked.
Brother Chic took the car key and said: "I'm different from you, I don't want to start a family at all, my purpose in life is to be chic one day at a time, so I am more pure, simply pursuing physical happiness."
I'm going to buy a Porsche supercar, after all, this motorcycle can't go out on a rainy day to talk. ”
"Yes, Brother Chic! I'm going to buy a Porsche, awesome! Hao Ren said.
"Awesome what? Porsche also has a supercar of seven or eight hundred thousand, and I am not ready to buy a new car, I went to see the old model ten years ago, and now I can buy it for 300,000 yuan, what do I want? There is no major accident in the car, just drive it, anyway, the supercar has been the same for decades, and when the time comes, I will submit my resume on various blind dates, I am old, I don't want to go to the bar, and I want to find a quiet place to drink tea and talk about life. ”
Hao Ren and Zhao Mingyang have a cool back, this grandson is going to the blind date market Huo Huo, he has calculated a good account, and he gets the greatest happiness with the smallest money, but this is too scummy, Zhao Mingyang and Hao Ren now suspect that the Rolex brought by the dashing brother is fake, and the Burberry, Armani, and LV on the body are all fake.
"Don't look at me like this, I come out to mix in style, never live up to a good family, never bully a good family, like me, it's nothing more than impure motives, everyone is just a routine for each other, remember, come out to mix, there is a way to steal, good girl, let's not live up to it, because that will make you feel guilty for a lifetime, [especially you in front of the screen], okay, I'm going to see the car."
Zhao Mingyang and Hao Ren looked at the back of the dashing brother leaving, they were really chic, they were all running around, they could still toss like this, but the beard seemed to be gray, is it empty?
"I feel that Brother Chic's set is not suitable for me, what I want is love, not passion, Mingyang, can you teach me some skills to really chase girls, it is chasing girls, not Brother Chic's, his set is not suitable for me, maybe it is suitable for the old color batch in front of the screen."
"What nonsense, how can it be an old color batch in front of the screen, those are all hot-blooded men, what do you want to learn? You tell me the truth, do you have a crush on a certain girl and have never dared to confess? ”
"I've had a crush, but it's all in the past, I just don't know how to chase girls, you see I'm such a big person, I've never been in love, I feel like I'll go on like this, I don't want to end up not falling in love once, and then get married on a blind date.
When I think about this, I feel that my life is incomplete, I want to have a relationship, a love that I actively seek, but I don't know how to do it, and I am afraid that I will meet a liar on the Internet like last time, and I want to try it from acquaintances. ”
Zhao Mingyang······
Hey~ Zhao Mingyang is very aware of Hao Ren's state, because Zhao Mingyang encountered this kind of thing in his previous life, one of his buddies was in his thirties, and finally met a person on a blind date and got married, after marriage, there are many contradictions, after all, two strangers have become intimate relationships, they don't know anything, they don't understand their families, they don't understand their personalities, and they don't understand their living habits and hobbies.
Many people are like this, the blind date to the speed of marriage is amazing, there is no period of acquaintance, I am afraid that if I know too much, I will be yellow, and I will find that the other party has too many shortcomings, and the older generation will desperately urge the knot, as for the risk after that, no one will consider it, after all, it is not the party.
"That's it, I'll give you some pointers, you've listened to Brother Chic's method of chasing women quickly, after listening to my version, which one is more suitable for you, but the premise, you have to promise me one thing." Zhao Mingyang said.