335 I can't run away

On this afternoon, the mood of the daytime show was still the old movie - "50 First Loves".

When he confirmed that his first love and Jasmine were the same person, when he learned that he did not love others behind his first love, his heart was indescribably happy.

Although the personality of the goblin and Mr. Jasmine is too different, Bai Baixiu feels that this is the style of the ever-changing goblin, and it happens to be the salty and sweet double-faced baby in his mind.

"No matter how many times you lose your memories, I'm going to help you get them back!"

"If you can't get it back, then ...... Make you fall in love with me all over again! ”

The daytime show recalled the plot in the old movie, and it suddenly ignited.

"On the bright side, every time she loses her memory, it's like starting a new relationship for me, and it's quite emotional."

"Expand a little deeper, Teacher Jasmine, Jia Simin, and the little goblin of Xinghua Village, this is no longer a dual personality, it is clearly triple. Dating such a girl, I am equivalent to having three girlfriends at the same time, which is a lot of money. ”

"Wow, that's a shame, but ...... I like it! ”

The boy is happy in the midst of suffering and cheers himself up.

Why do we say that we are happy in suffering?

There are three main reasons.

First of all, Principal Yun let go, and if Bai Tianxiu went to harass Yun Wei again, he would break his legs.

The daytime show can feel that the old headmaster is not joking.

Secondly, Teacher Yunwei, who has lost her memory, is impressive with her strange indifference to the day show.

If you want to start a new relationship with a completely strange girl, it's not something that can be done by just talking.

Third, in terms of picking up girls, the day show has no experience.

Ever since he entered puberty, he has been chased by girls and has never tried how to pursue girls.

"This kind of thing, it's more sincere to talk face-to-face."

"But Principal Yun didn't let me get close to her at all, and as soon as I walked into Tianfu University, the old principal had to stare at me."

"In the game, the education base went to find Teacher Yunwei? It's not good, the last time I blocked the road to talk to her, she called Director Niu over with a phone call, and almost made me bear the charge of harassing a female teacher. ”

"Do you want to contact Teacher Jasmine with the identity of Tianxiu day and night? It still doesn't work, she hasn't replied to my messages in the game for more than half a month. ”

After thinking about it, Bai Tianxiu opened up a new idea: "Principal Yun didn't let me see her, didn't say that she couldn't let me call, so I decided so happily!" ”

After speaking, he immediately dialed Niu Quanben's phone: "Director Niu, I recently taught myself Shu at home and encountered a little problem. I heard that Teacher Yunwei is very good at Shu, can you send me her phone number, and I will ask her for advice. ”

"This ......" Director Niu hesitated: "Classmate Bai, you are giving me a problem." The phone numbers of other teachers are easy to say, but Teacher Yunwei is more special, she never uses a mobile phone. ”

"No, when is this coming, and there are still people who don't use mobile phones?" Daytime Show was dumbfounded.

"It can't be said that there is a category of people on the Internet who resolutely do not bow their heads, boycott mobile phones, and spend their time on more meaningful things. In fact, I admire this kind of people, the mobile phone consumes too much of our energy and concentration, and the kind of people who can't help but swipe their mobile phones every few minutes often find it difficult to concentrate on doing a good job. Director Niu was moved.

"Oh, that's fine, goodbye."

Bai Shixiu ended the call in despair, figuring out a problem that was bothering him.

In the past, Jessamine was elusive and never sent him the kind of message that was synced with his mobile phone in reality.

After doing it for a long time, Jia Simin didn't use a mobile phone at all.

"No, Teacher Jasmine has a mobile phone in the game, and she has added friends with me."

"Also, the last time I was on a mission, Mrs. Miao Miao called her, could it be that she called the residential phone number in Teacher Jasmine's dormitory?"

With doubts, the people's Xiu'er decided to break the boat.

He used the number of Funeral Love Xiaobai to log in to the game and appeared in the online education base of Tianfu University.

Ask the senior Ward Keele Eagle to inquire, Teacher Yunwei happens to have two classes today.

To be on the safe side, the dead fat man who buried Ai Xiaobai even made a copy of Teacher Yunwei's monthly class schedule.

He went straight to the Academy of Ancient Languages, and the speed was so fast that the legend of "Fat Birds Flying on the Grass" was left in the school.

Since there are too few students in the Shu language department, Yun Wei's task is too easy, and she also teaches another course part-time.

Strange to say, the "Basic Theory of Evolution" course she taught part-time was so popular that the lecture hall was filled with hundreds of people every time, and many of them even stood in the aisles.

When I first met Yun Wei in the game, the other party talked about that class.

On the contrary, it was Yun Wei's lecture "Introduction to Shu Language to Level 4 Advanced", and there were very few students who listened to the class.

In this era of serious dialect disconnection, young people generally feel that the higher the level of evolution, the more awesome it is, and few people are willing to learn ancient dialects, and they always feel that there is no point in learning them.

At first, some people looked at Teacher Yunwei's face and went to listen to the goddess's lectures, but later gave up after going two or three times.

Now in this Shu language class, there are only eight students sitting in the classroom.

And these eight people, all of whom are from the Shu language department, have to come to listen to the lectures, so that they can get credits.

The ninth student came to the classroom today, and it was a fat black man with a lewd appearance.

The fat man didn't treat himself as an outsider, and sat in the first row, clearly wanting to be closer to Teacher Yunwei.

This move aroused the dissatisfaction of several boys in the back row, and expressed such a meaning with his eyes: Dead fatty, don't you have any points in your heart about what body shape, how many people are blocking the sight of sitting in a row?

There are also a few girls who are also dissatisfied, and convey another layer of meaning with their eyes: Fat classmate, what do you look like and you are not a little conscious, do you think you can impress Teacher Yunwei by sitting in the first row?

At this moment, Yun Wei, who was in a fluttering white dress, walked into the classroom.

She saw the black fat man in the first row at a glance, and the impact was very profound.

Teacher Yunwei didn't forget that during the summer vacation, this dead fat man suddenly jumped in front of her to block the road and said a bunch of inexplicable words.

However, she always welcomed students to come and audit, and it was inconvenient to rush people, so she directly began to lecture.

The fat man in the class is very low-key, and his plan is to use a routine of "I don't understand this question for the teacher, please explain it to me" after class, and go to Teacher Yunwei to take a walk.

But the plan can never catch up with the change, as soon as the bell rang for the end of class, a senior girl with glasses outside suddenly ran to the door of the classroom and hurriedly said: "Teacher Yun, I received a hidden task on the game map in the Bashu region, and there is a voice in it that I can't understand, please help me analyze it." ”

Yun Wei has always been helpful: "Did you record it?" ”

The girl with glasses replied, "It's recorded, it's very short, just a few words." ”

Yun Wei said: "You release it and listen to it, just let the students of the Shu language department help you decipher it on the spot." ”

The eight students of the Shu language department immediately jumped to the test and felt that their opportunity to perform had come.

The glasses girl brings up the game's built-in recording mode and plays a recording.

A simple recording made the eight students of the Shu language department lose confidence in minutes.

That voice has its own rhythm of singing and dancing, repeating a sentence: "Mouse yo, waste child, consumer child can't run ......"

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