"Waste, waste, can't run......"

A hundred years ago, every common person in the Bashu region could understand this sentence.

But now, these famous college students who specialize in studying Shu language are stunned and don't understand.

This shows how serious the dialect fault is in this era of national evolution.

Yun Wei got the Shu language level 6 license in the summer vacation, of course she understood, raised her eyes to look at the students with blank faces, and said encouragingly: "Is there any student who can translate the content of the recording?" ”

The eight students of the Shu language department did not dare to raise their hands to speak.

On the contrary, a student who was not from the Shu language department raised his hand weakly.

The classmate who raised his hand was a black fat man - burying Ai Xiaobai.

Teacher Yun Wei was somewhat relieved, at least among the students who listened to her class, there was someone who raised his hand to cover it.

So she asked, "This classmate, tell me about it." ”

The fat man replied fluently: "Let's first take apart the words and analyze them, the mouse in Shu language is the meaning of mouse and mouse." That yo, it means medicine. It's a mouse drug. And that ts, which means to eat. ”

After a pause, the fat man expanded: "Connect the meanings of these words, rat yo, rat yo, rat can't run off, the translated meaning is - rat medicine, rat medicine, rat can't run away after eating." ”

"That's what it means!" A boy who seemed to be a top student suddenly realized.

"Classmate, I can't see it, you will still bet on x3 alone." One of the girls exclaimed.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, it's not necessarily right." Another boy was very unconvinced and turned to his certified expert: "Teacher Yun, is he translating correctly?" ”

Yun Wei was very sure: "It's completely correct, and what is even more rare is that this student analyzes the words and sentences one by one to make it easier for everyone to understand, which is a good idea and worth learning from the students." ”

The eight students immediately looked at the black fat man with envy and hatred, you must know that in the Shu language class, Teacher Yun Wei would hardly praise people, because the students' Shu language level was really bad.

At this time, the glasses student said, "Teacher Yunwei, thank you for your translation, but, it's not ...... My mission is quite special and I need to figure out who said this, can you tell me? ”

Hearing this, the eight Shu language students present were all stunned.

It's ridiculously difficult to tell who is speaking in any recording.

Yun Wei was elegant and calm on the surface, but she was also panicked inside.

She could translate the meaning of the recording, but she didn't know if she needed to analyze who said it.

As a teacher, the most embarrassing thing is that students are enthusiastic to come to ask questions, but the teacher can't answer.

For a responsible teacher like Yunwei, not being able to answer students' questions is equivalent to walking on the street without clothes.

At this time, she misses the day and night show very much.

The man who was called the great god by Master Miaomiao was worthy of yyds, and he could always answer some Shu questions that she didn't know.

The reason why her game character Jasmine is fascinated by Mr. Tianxiu is originally due to academic worship, just like Miao Miao said, a little girl at Tianfu University is crazy about an old professor.

Recalling the past, Yun Wei's heart was sour.

Just when she was embarrassed and sad, the black fat man spoke: "Such a simple question, I don't need Teacher Yunwei to answer it, I can answer you." "Valley

Yun Wei, who was originally sour in her heart, felt warm when she heard the words.

She could feel that the fat classmate was trying to avoid her embarrassment and put on a high hat for her.

At the same time, she is also very worried, what she doesn't even know about Shu level 6, the fat classmate won't talk about it casually, right?

It is certainly heartwarming to resolve the embarrassment, but if you talk nonsense and fool people, Yun Wei can't accept it.

"Classmate, do you know the answer?" The glasses girl's eyes lit up, as if she had found a savior. The hidden quest she triggered had a very rich reward, and she even thought it was a sword immortal inheritance quest, and she urgently needed professionals to answer her questions.

The fat man nodded and said, "This game voice should be from a tape recording that was broken a hundred years ago. The person who said this sentence was very remarkable, a business card known as the Xichuan people back then, named Li Baiqing. ”

"Who is Li Baiqing?" The glasses girl is more curious.

The other eight Shu students were also curious and wanted to know who this person was.

Yun Wei was also very curious, she knew who Li Baiqing was, but it was hard to imagine that there were still people among the current students who knew this historical figure a hundred years ago.

The fat man replied: "Mr. Li Baiqing was a master who promoted the art of dialects before the collapse, and he once held many special shows, telling jokes in dialects, similar to talk shows. This old gentleman started a school of fake fighting, known as the fake fighting grandmaster. ”

"What does it mean to fake a fight?" The glasses girl asked everyone's thoughts.

"It's two ways to score." The fat man replied fluently: "The first meaning of fake fighting is biased towards derogatory terms, which means that a person is very fake, there are few words of truth in his mouth, and he is perfunctory in a fake way, and the synonym is - hypocrisy." ”

"What does the second layer mean?" The glasses girl asked again.

The fat man replied: "The second meaning is more joyful, which can be understood as pretending to beat you, joking with you, and making fun of you, which is a form of comedy performance." ”

"Oh, I see, no wonder there are several links in this mission, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a prank, it turns out to be a joke on me." The glasses girl suddenly realized.

Hearing this, Yun Wei could hammer it down, and the fat classmate didn't mess with it.

She was impressed by the fat classmate, and a student was able to answer the questions that her professional teacher couldn't answer, and a student could answer them so accurately.

"By the way, I still have a recording, please help me analyze it." The glasses girl said, and played another game voice, which was an intermittent dialect rap: "CDC's lady, laughing at CQC's melon ......"

After the playback, the girl with glasses said nervously: "This voice is a very critical task clue, I am from the history department, and this task was triggered by chance, and I need to understand the historical story of this voice, the human background, and the disputes in the lyrics." ”

Hearing this, the eight students of the Shu language department were numb.

With just a broken lyric, you actually want historical stories, cultural backgrounds, and what disputes, why don't you go to heaven?

Yun Wei is also numb, she teaches Shu language, and she doesn't teach history, how can she analyze such a large amount of information with a sentence of Shu lyrics without a beginning or end!

She subconsciously, with a little embarrassment, looked at the fat black man.

I don't know why, Teacher Yunwei has established a kind of confidence in the fat classmate.

That confidence exudes an inexplicable familiarity, as if there was once a man who could always stand up and solve problems when she was helpless.

Engels said: When the world needs such a person, he will appear.

Under the expectation of the teacher and classmates, the fat classmate stood up again and stroked the hair in front of his forehead.

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