675, the principle of the honeymoon
Compared with An Ran, Jiang Chengzhuo and Zhao Zhenxu are not as interested in travel as they are in the honeymoon, talking about what newlywed honeymoon, strong love and honey and other topics, I saw the eyebrows and eyes on the faces of these two people flying together, Hapi is not good, although so far, these two guys have not even seen half of the shadow of their girlfriends, or rather, these two profiteers who are bent on making money and counting money, thinking about their baby computers, although they talk about flowers, but they really don't have any ideas about this in their minds. Therefore, don't look at what they say, it's a mess, as if I can't wait to pull a girlfriend to rush to the marriage registry office to get the certificate tomorrow, and I can hold a beautiful wife with my left hand and drag my luggage with my right hand to spend my honeymoon overnight, but when it comes to the place and way of this honeymoon, it's really unreliable.
For example, the destination of the trip, these two people are more energetically nominated.
Brother Rooster said, you must go to the beach, eat seafood, how delicious seafood is. As he spoke, the saliva flowed all over the ground. However, this benevolent brother is talking and talking, and he does not change his true love for money, the seafood by the sea is not only delicious, the most important thing is that it is cheap, but also fresh, can you imagine how much it costs to buy a meal of the same level of seafood in Jinling? Can't imagine it, right? I know you can't imagine, come, brother will do the math for you, it's such an account......
After settling the accounts, this one is not finished, why is it not finished? He's quite reasonable, what's the joke, you know how to play, just a honeymoon? I only know how to spend my honeymoon, but I don't have long eyes? Do you know how to eat when you go all the way to the beach? When you go home, you come back empty-handed? How's that going to work? I have to buy some seafood to bring back, how cheap is the seafood by the sea? If you don't buy more, is it a lack of heart? As the saying goes, there is a saying that "thieves don't run away", you know? No, didn't I say that Teacher Xia and Teacher Hai are thieves, don't thieves run away? Teachers can't run away, can they? Otherwise, how much money would be spent on train tickets? What? Flying away? It's fast to fly, but how expensive is the plane ticket? Second, it's inconvenient to take things on a plane, isn't it?
At this time, Zhao Xiaopang and An Ran shouted coaxingly, stop, stop.
Brother Rooster is dissatisfied, young master, I'm talking hard, what are you going to stop, stop.
Zhao Xiaopang and An Ran's demolition duo pouted together, why don't you stop, let you continue, you should pull the purchase list with this money string, you know? The two teachers went on a honeymoon, not for a big purchase, so you should be a second-tier dealer in the early days of reform and opening up? It's not enough to shame you.
Zhao Xiaopang felt that his nomination was much stronger than the iron rooster's death for money, and his opinion was to go to Dali.
The reason is also ready-made, Dali is good, Dali has a good climate, good scenery, good air, especially good food, alas, there are more delicious things...... The following omits the name of the dish with more than n words, Zhao Da foodie is also the same as Jiang Da foodie before, while saliva is flowing down, if you want to be embarrassed, you will be more embarrassed, so that An Ran can't help but cover her eyes with her hands, and turn her head silently, he really has a face to be ashamed, she has no face to see.
But Zhao Xiaopang didn't finish speaking, and after reporting the name of the dish, he began to take stock of the local ethnic minorities living in Dali again. In the words of Zhao Zhenxu, Dali's land is good, the mountains are good, the water is good, the air is good, the diet is good, and the local girls are very good, while talking and breaking his fingers to count the girls of the local ethnic minorities, don't say, he is really not talking nonsense, what kind of national costumes, national marriage customs, national characteristics...... And it was a bit of a distraction when it was talked, starting with the ethnic minorities in Dali, and then almost developing to the beginning of the inventory of China's fifty-six ethnic groups.
However, don't look at Lala's miscellaneous words, the topic runs quite far, in fact, Zhao Xiaopang's classmates are ever-changing, and the central idea has always been very clear, that is, "flower girls", flower girls of 56 nationalities, that is very good, big each has its own characteristics, and big has its own merits.
An Ran and Brother Rooster choked and shouted together, stop, stop, stop.
Zhao Xiaopang is quite unhappy to pay it back, why do you want to stop? Master, I'm still talking about it, but it's not fun? Why stop?
An Ran and Brother Rooster booed him together, come on, you are not happy, this is almost the end of the disaster of the sisters of the fifty-six nationalities, if you have fun, you must not rush out of Asia to the world? Besides, with your ambition, let your old man take stock like this, let alone the earth, it is estimated that the galaxy will not be able to stop you, and you may still want to hook up with alien girls in outer space.
Although the views of these two masters are very out of tune in An Ran's view, they can't stop people from being enthusiastic, don't care about the food, the silver, or the sister.
As for Jiang Jieyun, this master is a good general, people say, how can I be the same as these two? It's not a realm at all, it's not a situation, it's not a pursuit, is it? Ye is a person with a girlfriend! Can it be on the same level as their pair of singles? Look at their confused appearance, they don't even know where to go.
Brother Rooster and Zhao Xiaopang were not happy to hear it, boss, don't bring this, it would be pitiful enough for our brothers to have no girlfriends, as our boss, not to mention caring for our brothers, how can you still hit our fragile and broken hearts so much? Doesn't it pour salt into a man's wound? It's not authentic either! We protest, we strongly protest!! It's too cruel and unreasonable to be so showy. And we are very unconvinced, you are the boss and you have a spectrum, but you should talk about it, propose a place that convinces us, and then talk about what are the benefits of that place, so that we can also learn and learn.
As soon as he said this, the old man and the old man of Renjiang were proud, even if the two brothers joined forces to squeeze him, they couldn't let the aura of Wang Ba around him weaken a little, and he raised his hand directly, and hooked his fingers at his girlfriend An Xiaoran, "Come, An Xiaoran, educate and educate the two of them, tell them, and point them out a glorious holy place." ”
An Ran guessed that this guy was a little cautious, but he still didn't want to praise him, "Zhuozi and Xiaopang asked you, what do you want me to say?" ”
Jiang Jieyun didn't care about the little table that his girlfriend dismantled for him, he hooked his fingers towards An Ran, and then hooked his fingers towards Jiang Chengzhuo and Zhao Zhenxu, hooked the two of them into a waist, stretched his neck and approached him, and then asked angrily, "Do you know what a honeymoon is for?" Without waiting for the two guys to squeak back, he asked himself, "The beating is to please his wife, since it is so clear, we must think about the problem around this center, you know?" How to think, there is a principle, that is, listen to the wife's words, where the wife points, where we fight, the wife let the east go, we don't go west, the wife let the dog beat, we don't scold the chicken. Also carrying seafood, flower girl. As he spoke, he slapped Jiang Chengzhuo and Zhao Zhenxu's heads, impartially, "You have rough skin and rough flesh, you can beat and save as much as you want, you are willing to let your delicate-skinned wife take the train to carry seafood like you, and take the train for several days all the way back?" What kind of flower girl do you take your own wife, when you don't have a wife, you can look at what you like, and if you have a wife, are the rest of the women still human? The flower girl is a fart, especially on the honeymoon, looking at other people's flower girls and drooling, she is ready to run away from her own flower girl, right? Lack of heart? This is not only righteous and strict, but also reasonable, and really said a little bit of the leading big brother's serious words, the three views are upright, but unfortunately, not much older, as soon as the master's voice fell, he twisted his head towards An Ran, and smirked for praise, "I'm right, An Xiaoran?" ”
This time, Jiang Chengzhuo and Zhao Zhenxu covered their eyes and turned their heads and couldn't bear to look at them directly, muttering in their hearts together, shame, shame, it's so embarrassing! Everyone else has a daughter-in-law and doesn't want a mother, our boss is good, it's a little shameless, now I don't want anything, I don't have any integrity, you look at this smile, this shameful look, this loss is no tail, if there is a tail, you can't shake it into a flower at Sister An? What do you want a female pot friend to do, if there are female pot friends all like this, let's not want it, is this still a big man?
Regardless of how these three pieces of materials bury each other, squeeze each other, and look down on each other, it is a bickering and a fight and a re-education, anyway, because of Enron's serious convulsions, within a few days, the choice of travel destination has become the hottest topic at home, just every morning, noon, evening, afternoon tea and supper, anyway, as long as everyone gets together to eat, this topic will inevitably be brought up as a side dish for dinner.
Probably this topic can always arouse everyone's conversation, whether it is An Ran, Jiang Jieyun and the three of them are foodies, even An Guoqing and Li Caifeng are also very interested in this, everyone you say, I say a word, gossip about which place is more suitable for couples to travel, which place has good scenery, which place is good to eat and drink...... Starting from these most basic things, but as he spoke, he crooked the building as usual, although it was still about travel, but it was strange to let two middle-aged people talk about a honeymoon trip with four young boys and girls.
However, a crooked building is a crooked building, but no matter how crooked, it will not leave the main direction of the trip. People seem to be born with a longing for a distant place, but stability is also an instinctive attachment, so the activity of tourism satisfies the purpose of people who want to be stable and eager to travel far away.