820, Mr. Lu's beard
Looking at the two professional teams holding back their strength, An Ran's heart was also full of energy, and he could feel that warm, passionate, and unrestrained emotion
And when it comes to the elderly Yangge team, although the main style of their Yangge is also enthusiastic and unrestrained, which is determined by the art form of Yangge itself, but their age and psychology are destined to make their Yangge more peaceful and open-minded than those young people who are concentrating on competition
They've been young, they've been fighting, they've been fierce, they've loved passionately, they've hated so much, but that's all gone now, and most of them are too old, and it's all about fighting and hating, and it's all about taking too much energy and energy, and they don't have that much energy and energy to waste on that
There is so little time, so little energy, so little physical strength, just want to be safe and stable every day, happy and happy, just old like this, better than anything else
So, looking at their Yangge, you can feel the same enthusiasm and happiness on your face, but their enthusiasm and happiness don't make people feel intense, but they have the power to make people feel calm
Although these old men and old ladies are not ambiguous at all in the preparation of their costumes, there is always some creative play in the details, which at first glance looks like that, but a closer look makes people doubt their own eyes, such as the old gentleman who plays Lu Dongbin
From a distance, I saw the fairy wind Dao bones, the sword on his back, the dust in his hand, and the five long hairs under his chin moved slightly with the wind
But don't get into the details
If you look closely, it's really full of problems
Let's talk about Mr. Lu's beautiful hair first
The old gentleman usually doesn't have a beard much now, but this old man doesn't know why he thinks that Lu Dongbin must have a beard, but he doesn't have a beard, what should he do?
Don't say that this old man still has a way to do the same thing as sticking a beard on his face with glue Old skin and old face I can't afford to toss Fortunately, the children in the family are both filial and have a way I heard that my father wants to play Lu Dongbin Everything is ready Only a beard is missing, so I used my brains and went to the local theater troupe to get a beard with a flower face It's just that this beard turned out to be red and it was very thick and very long
The old gentleman felt that although Lu Dongbin had a beard, he was still quite handsome, he had a big beard, he was still red, and it was so long, it was not beautiful, and he looked like a bandit, uncle, who said that bandits must have a red beard, and it was too long for him to perform
What to do
DIY is a good companion for all thrifty and intelligent people
Since it's red, let's dye it and it's over
What kind of se is dyed?
The old gentleman made a difficulty
His wife gave an opinion, and his wife thought that Lu Dongbin was a handsome pot and a fairy, and that all immortals were immortal, so his beard must be healthy and beautiful
The old gentleman's chess friends think that Lu Dongbin is first and foremost a Taoist priest and a fairy, so he must have the temperament of a fairy, what is the temperament of a fairy, but it is just four words "fairy wind bones"
So how should the temperament of "fairy wind bones" be reflected
This is relatively easy You watch on TV, those old gods don't have a white beard, and they are still old, and they flutter when the wind blows, and this beating is the best embodiment of the fairy wind bones
Wife vs. chess friend The first game is a complete victory for the chess player
The old lady was so angry that she threw her hand and said, "Hmph, you two bad old men who don't know anything, go play by yourself."
So, the old man began to trim his beard first, not so long, not so dense, but to trim it to the proper length and denseness, then it would be beautiful and beautiful
In order to match his own image, the old man also deliberately wore a beard on his face to repair it, and because the beard only has such a pair, it is still difficult to get it thanks to favors
Therefore, the old man cultivated very carefully, only repaired a little at a time, and after repairing a little, he stood a few steps away, took a good look, saw if the details were in harmony with the whole, looked at it, and repaired a little more
It's just like that, little by little, very carefully and carefully
This beard was repaired from the beginning to the end, but it took a lot of time, so long that the old man almost had the illusion that he had a big red beard, and he almost had intimate feelings for this beard, and almost had the intention of keeping a beard himself, and was later rejected by his wife
The old lady thinks that the beard is too dirty, and in the future, will you still drink porridge, drink soup, drink it, drink it, or drink it with your beard, hang all the rice, cabbage, leaves, and eggs on the beard for an exhibition, and the most important thing is that you want to leave a new pair of toys for your grandson to play with one by one
The old man was persuaded by the old lady
Drinking porridge and soup or something That's a technical problem It's not good to drink it once It's not good to drink it twice It's not good to drink it three times It's just three more practice Practice makes perfect Besides, the beard doesn't grow in a day There is time for him to practice and adapt
The last point is the key The little leather grandson of his own family The little hand is not big What about the black Let him catch it Do you really dare to go down one by one Thinking about it The old man felt that the corners of his mouth twitched and his face hurt
So the idea of growing a beard had to be abandoned
began to concentrate on dyeing the beard he had finished
At first, it was dyed white according to the advice of chess friends
I think it's good, but when I really do it, I find that the beard is not like a cloth, it's good to put on the beard, it doesn't matter what material it's made of, the performance is slippery, it's not easy to get on se, you see that it's easy to dye the hair in the barbershop, in fact, you know it yourself, and it's not so simple to dye the face evenly and without slipping through the net
What's more, the hair and the beard look the same, in fact, there is still a big difference, generally speaking, under the same length, the hair is softer, the beard is harder, the soft is easier to dye, the hard is more difficult, and the hair is very dense, the beard is worse, and when dyeing, it will inevitably take some effort
The main thing is the old man's well-trimmed, sparsely fitting beard, which is neither made of human hair nor beard, but made of artificial materials, which makes it even more difficult
In order to put this beard on the two old men really worked hard My wife said that I don't listen to my opinion I won't help you dye your beard
When they got their hands dirty, the two old men realized what a difficult task it was to dye a red beard to white one
The artificial beard is not easy to get on the se, and the problem is that it is still dyed unevenly, and it takes countless effort and effort The two old men worked diligently and diligently to finally dye a pair of red beards into flowers...... Pink se
As soon as my wife saw this pink polka-dotted mustache that was ready to be Lu Daoye, she smiled so much that she had a stomachache Originally, she had a belly such as "Hey, you should tell you not to listen to me, you have to install a lamp, you have to be a handsome man, you have to be a white-bearded old man, now it's good, the pink beard is really a 'fairy wind' "This kind of falling stone can't say a word for several days, don't care what to do, eating, eating, working, walking, walking, even lying in bed, seeing that you are about to fall asleep, you can also "poof" burst out laughing
The old man was so angry that he almost didn't rush the crown The main thing is that he has a crown on his head If you have a crown, you have to rush If you don't rush it, it's not enough to calm down It's okay to rush But he really didn't dare to get angry at the old lady He also asked his wife to help him dye his beard black
Where's his chess buddy?
It took so much effort with him, so much time, almost no pain, dyed a red beard into a polka-dot pink beard, and the old man was ashamed, so he ...... He flicked his sleeves and walked away
The old man is not familiar with the work of dyeing his beard, and he has to help dye it and dye it like this, and if there is no one to help, he doesn't know how long it will take to dye it What kind of virtue is dyed Therefore, the old man has to swallow his anger and endure humiliation for this polka-dot pink beard It is really not easy
Fortunately, my wife is my wife after all, she is just laughing for another 10,000 years, and she is also her own family
Besides, laughing and smiling, I'm used to it
She laughs when she likes to laugh, and she laughs for ten years, and she is young, and it is not him who is good
The old man has been stunned by the polka dot pink beard, and he has been forced to become a fellow traveler of An Xiaoran's classmates, and they have all become believers of Mr. Ah Q
It's so easy, my wife's smile is over, and the old couple worked together to dye their beards black
The effect is unsatisfactory
The old lady lives frugally, plus a woman, don't look at it as an old woman, but she loves beauty and pursues youth She doesn't like the white hair on her head She always has to dye her hair and is reluctant to send money to the hairdresser I often buy hair dye and do it myself, so I still have some experience in dyeing se
But there is experience, but the material of the beard is too bad, and the old man is not as thick as the hair, and it takes a lot of effort to dye it
But not to mention, the old lady was so busy dyeing her beard that she had completely forgotten her desire to be happy at every turn
For this, the old man was a little relieved
The only thing that's a little regrettable is that as long as you look at this beard from a distance, you can't play with it, you can see it up close, please take off your myopia glasses first
If you look at it from a distance, it's still a black beard, but when you get closer, you can see that something is wrong, and there are always two or three pink beards mixed with ten black beards, which makes people feel that they are not perfect
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