The old lady comforted her wife, "There are too few things in this world that are perfect, and most of them are always a little bit worse, and they are not bad at all, isn't it good?"

Almost not bad

The old man looked at the black beard with a faint pink luster and could only accept the old lady's statement If you don't accept it, it's okay They have already tried their best No matter how hard they try, they can only do this If you don't accept it, you can only accept it

Originally, although the black beard was a little pink, it made Lu Daoye's glorious image cover a faint pink for no reason, and it was too girly

However, as long as you don't get too close and look too carefully, it still won't affect the temperament of Lu Dongbin's handsome old guy

But as the old saying goes, "Heaven has accidents, people have good fortune and misfortune", not to mention a group of ordinary people, even immortals can't escape the cycle of heaven, including the beard of immortals

The old lady persuaded the old man not to grow a beard casually, and one of the most powerful reasons was that she was afraid that her precious grandson would manually clean up the beard on her chin as a weed and wild flower in the community garden

The old man thought about it again and again, hesitated for a long time between having a beautiful beard and suffering a sinful face, and finally gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, but he didn't dare to stay in the end

But although he didn't dare to grow his beard, he still didn't escape the poisonous claws of his little grandson

It doesn't matter if the beard is really on his face, or if it's just a prop

Don't look at the little grandson's chubby paws, which are not big and fluffy, but he really dares to do it Taking advantage of the grandparents watching TV and drinking tea to routinely stumble against Lu Daoye's precious girlish beard one by one When the old man and grandmother found out, this little guy helped his lovely grandfather "trim" his beard by one-third Fortunately, the rescue was relatively timely and returned to the old man with two-thirds of the remaining Fortunately, this child's mind and eyes are more flexible Unlike many years later, his Baiyun grandmother can have a place that is not finished Finally made this beard look less heavy

However, in the end, it is still a child, and there is still a huge increase in aesthetic ability, although there is no one place to attack, but there are several places to attack

And I don't know how to do it, things are often like this, good and not ineffective, bad spirits, leaks in the house, it rains overnight, and the boat is late and encounters a headwind

The little grandson doesn't know how to make the choice It seems to be careless, but the start is extremely accurate, and the ghost makes the god send nine and a half out of ten of the mustaches in his hand are black, and the ones left for his in-laws' grandfather are all good-looking pink se

The old man looked at the sparse and sparse wisp of black sé in the east and the wisp of flesh in the west, and the beard mixed with pink se, and was so depressed that he couldn't speak for a long time

What do you want the old man to say?

Scolding the grandson

That must be reluctant

If this is a change for his son, when he was a child, he would have taken off his belt and smoked it, but if he changed his grandson, his son and daughter-in-law would have to stare at his grandson when he spoke loudly, let alone let him scold, then he would not have to be distressed to death

You can't scold your grandson, can you still scold God?

God is innocent too, okay?

Knowing that his good grandson is disgusted with dogs, he must have a good eye to watch it closely, and he deserves to be left with a sparse pink and black flower beard

The old man's heart is really uncomfortable for a while

I don't want this beard

There's no place to get such a pair anymore

You can't play Lu Dongbin with your bare chin

At this time, it is still the wife who warms people's hearts The most heartwarming glance simply glanced at the miserable If you are afraid that tears can flow into a river of flower beards, she said, It's okay to look at it from a distance If you don't look carefully, who can come up to you and count your beard

Seeing that these words didn't work, my wife was still depressed and held back an old face, and I had no choice but to take out the previous theory and say again, "In this world, there are too few perfect things, most of them are always a little bit worse, almost not bad, isn't it good?"

This is really a reproduction of the original without a single word

But the old man doesn't feel comforted at all when he hears it at this time, okay Let's not talk about it Let's talk about this The old man pointed to the mustache that was scattered and shouted, "This is still called a star and a half, and your family is a star and a half point like this."

The old lady was not happy to be yelled at, twisted her face and picked up her little grandson, rubbed the baby's little tender face, and had to look at the old face behind her, and said angrily, "What are you yelling at, you look at our baby."

The little grandson is a good example All actions are under command Grandma just said that she was scared Immediately pouted at grandpa The two big black eyes also glowed

The old man looked at it, and he didn't care if he had a beard or not, anyway, it didn't grow on his face, so it was rare, and the old woman said that it was not unreasonable, "There are too few things that are perfect, and most of them are always worse than a half, and they are not bad."

…… Although this point is a little bigger

Lu Dongbin's beard is slightly worse...... Bigger, but what is worse than Lu Daoye is not only the beard, but also the sword on his back

It's really a sword, at least in appearance, it's a sword

It's just like that beard, don't look closer, it's going to get closer, still take off your myopic glasses, and take a good look at it...... Oh, take off your myopic glasses, and you can only look at them, not touch them

It turned out that the material of this sword was a bit of a problem

Rest assured, this sword is not papier-mâché

It's much stronger than papier-mâché

In fact, when I suddenly looked at it, it was still like that, and if I took a closer look, it was actually quite good, but it was a little different from the old man's age, a little naïve and young

What about the old man, the usual means of exercising is according to the big Yangge It can be said that he is a loyal Yangge lover A staunch iron fan Absolutely reject all other or art or sports forms of temptation and corrosion What Tai Chi is it to Five Birds Play Tai Chi Sword Go Swim ...... And so on, all of them are not interested

This is really "there are a hundred charms in the world, I only love you"

But the world is impermanent, although the old man has no interest in sword dancing and fitness, but in order to dress up Lu Dongbin like, he also needs to wear a sword

I don't have a sword in my hand, but it's hard for the old man

We don't have it ourselves, we won't borrow it

I turned around and went to find a chess friend and made an appointment half a year in advance

The chess friend is also a happy person, and directly told him, don't worry, I practice this sword every day, when you want to use it, just come and get it at any time

The old man played well in advance, and he was assured by his chess friends, and immediately felt that the sword was proper, which was reassuring

It's a pity that his heart was put a little too early, and not only did he put it early, but he also put it very steadily

The chess friend told him, "Take it as you go."

He went to his chess friend's house this evening to get his sword

As a result, when I arrived at the chess friend's house, not only did I not hold the sword, but I also did not enter the door

Inquire about the neighbors The old relatives of the chess friends came from the south to celebrate the New Year, and the outsiders came to Jinyuan Fresh, I heard that there was a bustle to see in front of the Dragon King Temple tonight, so I ran out early to get off the restaurant and take a place by the way, so I wanted to take a good look at the bustle

With all the clothes on his body, Old Daoist Lu, who was waiting for the sword to put on his makeup, suddenly stood at the door of the chess friend's house and was dumbfounded

He didn't expect his chess buddies to release his pigeons

In fact, this is not to blame other chess friends for losing their trust, mainly because the old man did not explain the purpose of the chess friends clearly, he only said that he wanted to borrow the sword for a use, but did not say what it was for, let alone when to use it

It's not entirely that the old man is not speaking clearly, he is mainly careful about secrecy and is ready to dress up When the time comes, he will appear at the spring festival to surprise everyone who knows him

And so it turned out that no one who knew him had time to be surprised, but he was taken aback

To add, this chess player who hid the sword is not the same as the chess player who helped dye the polka dot pink beard

Facing the closed door, the old man, who was taken aback, almost turned white in an instant, mainly because his hair was white enough now that he couldn't be white

What to do

Look for it at the hotel

Who knows which restaurant their family went to eat Although Jinyuan Town is not big, there are not many restaurants that insist on opening during the Chinese New Year, but looking for the past by family, not to mention that they can find it, even if they find it, they will pull people back to get the sword, and I am afraid that it will be too late

Besides, according to the neighbor's words, it is estimated that the family finished their meal early and ran to the vicinity of the Dragon King Temple to find the best place to see it

Although the streets around the Dragon King Temple are not wide, there are countless forks in the road in all directions, and God knows which fork in the road the family has targeted

Finding someone is no longer the way to go

Don't think about borrowing a sword from someone else

Among his acquaintances, he knew that there was only such an old brother who practiced swords

Even if there are sword practitioners among the rest of the people, he has to inquire one by one This is the New Year, and it is in a hurry, and more than half of the people in the city will go to the Dragon King Temple to watch the excitement tonight, and they may not be at home at this time, where to borrow now

Lu Daoye really couldn't think of any way for a while, so he had to go home dejectedly, and complained to himself along the way At such an age, the officer still cares about his head and is not a child, what kind of blockbuster effect do you want to do Now it's good It's still a fart I don't know how to call in advance to confirm

As soon as my wife opened the door, I knew something was wrong when I saw his lifeless old face

Derivation. Ink. High. Small. Say. Net』