Chapter 602: Who understands the pain of the magical girl Long Aotian?
"Woooooo
The big boss cried: "What do you want to know, you ask?!" Don't ask anything, when you see me, it's killing and killing, and you gag me at every turn, you really don't give me a chance at all! ”
A few times before, he was either suddenly shot in the head while walking, or the big boss called over with a punch as soon as he opened his mouth, and he didn't give him a chance to open his mouth at all!
Or it was to prevent the big boss from biting his tongue and committing suicide, so after catching the big boss, everyone habitually blocked his mouth.
So it seems that the big boss has rarely had the opportunity to express his thoughts.
"Actually, I've been willing to cooperate with you several times ago! It's true! ”
The more the big boss talked, the more sad he became, and the more sad he cried.
Well, it looks like the big boss is really breaking down.
Speaking of which, being able to resurrect infinitely and not being afraid of death doesn't mean that you don't care about being killed by others!
After all, the pain of death is impossible to avoid, and there is no problem with the feeling system of the big boss, so every death is extremely cruel torture for the big boss!
In particular, most of the students of the Demon Academy are still superpowers, and there are all kinds of ways to die, which is very curious!
Burned to death by fire, frozen and then shattered to death, electrocuted to coke to death, drowning by water balloons wrapped in head and face, buried in the soil and suffocated by the backlog.
In addition, there are also those who were blown to a height of tens of thousands of meters by wind powerhouses and fell to death, were dug out of their hearts by space powerhouses and died, and were poisoned alive by researchers who studied poison and poisoned by various poisons!
And so on and so forth......
Human rights?
In a dark corner, the alliance won't care about these rhetoric!
Anyway, it is impossible to be too ruthless to deal with an enemy like the big boss who may endanger the interests of the entire alliance once left unchecked!
So, after a series of tortures that far exceeded torture, the big boss finally relented.
"Name!"
Yue Yeshan took out her mobile phone and extorted a confession on the spot while recording.
To be honest, it's really not good to always call the little boss and miscellaneous or something, especially in front of Sui Yu.
Anyway, everyone is a beautiful girl who is well-informed and gentle, and using this kind of impolite name to call the boss will affect their image!
And hearing Yue Zishan's inquiry, the big boss sighed and replied, "Long Aotian! ”
"Oh......"
Yue Yeshan kicked the big boss away, and then viciously shouted at the big boss who had just gotten up: "Don't think I don't know this kind of old stalk from decades ago!" ”
"Long Aotian?" Ai Fujiwara pouted and said, "How many years has this been outdated?" Still playing?! ”
"That's it!" Elena looked disdainful: "If you lie, you lie!" Your name is Long Aotian?! Are you insulting our intelligence?! ”
"Humph!" Fujiwara Ai snorted coldly and added: "Don't think that I rarely read the Internet and haven't heard of the name Long Aotian!" Don't think that we are all mentally retarded like those villains in Long Aotian! ”
"Woooooo The big boss cried: "O conscience of heaven and earth! My name is really Long Aotian! ”
Syllable!
Elena slapped the big boss and spun the volley in the air more than a dozen times, and at the same time scolded with disdain: "You still want to deceive people?!" Tell you, your little cleverness will only make your death worse! ”
The big boss cried even worse.
After spitting out the sand in his mouth, the big boss shouted heartbreakingly: "Please! Please trust me! Please! Just trust me once! My name is really Long Aotian, I don't believe that I will report my ID number to you! You'll know if I'm lying! ”
Then, the big boss skillfully broke out a series of ID numbers.
I used my mobile phone to check the ID card information, and the name on it was ......
It's really Long Aotian!
Looking at the photos on the phone, Fujiwara Ai got up with some embarrassment while holding his hands behind him, and asked with some confusion: "Long Aotian?" Why are you so motherly based on the ID card information? There is a big gap between the image of ordinary people and you now! ”
Well, the gap with the more ordinary appearance of the big boss is very big, which shows how much the big boss in the ID photo is.
It's no wonder that big data can't find the true identity of the big boss, the gap is too big!
"Right!" The big boss cried and nodded and said: "It's because of my mother, so I have to find a secret method to change my image!" ”
"You don't know what it's like to have a pair of parents who live in the second dimension and are especially in secondary school!"
"I'm a man, but I'm often forced to wear a skirt!"
"It's okay to be ignorant when you're a kid."
"But elementary school party, junior high school celebration, high school garden festival ......"
"Almost every time I have such a lively occasion, I am forced to dress up as a magical girl in women's clothes!"
"You don't know how bad it feels when people give the nickname Magical Girl Long Aotian!"
"Many, many, many times, I want to die 10,000 times! What a shame! ”
"Especially later, Long Aotian became a derogatory term, and everyone scolded each other at every turn, you are too Long Aotian! Your whole family is a dragon Aotian! Why are you so arrogant or something! ”
"It's a shame to want to die 100 million times!!"
"It's a shame that my father, who forgot his ancestors, has the ability to change his surname to Long's name, and even changed it to Long Zhantian! Then he gave me the name of Long Aotian openly! ”
"But he didn't expect that in my time, Long Aotian would become a curse!"
"That's why I hate being called by name!"
"To be honest, when you asked me my name before, it wasn't that I refused to cooperate, but that my name was too shameful to say!"
"Don't talk about you, even the other cadres don't know what my name is."
"The closest people call me Ah Long or Xiao Tian, my real name is Long Aotian, but no one knows it at all!"
Listening to the cry of the big boss, the three girls looked at each other.
It seems that not only did he ask the real name of the big boss, but he even seemed to accidentally guess the secret of why this guy awakened his immortal ability.
I want to die 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
And everyone finally knew at this time why the big boss was reluctant to say his real name.
Long Aotian ......
"Poof!" Fujiwara smiled unkindly.
"Why don't you talk to your leaders?" The big boss looked at the three girls with a sad face and at the same time full of hope: "Tell you the leader, I am willing to cooperate!" I'm really willing to cooperate with your work! ”
"As long as you don't let me die again, I'm willing to join the Alliance! Absolutely hard-working, no complaints! ”
Hearing the promise of the big boss, the three girls looked at each other again.
To be honest, the top of the alliance actually attaches great importance to the big masters who can be resurrected indefinitely.
In any case, people are instinctively afraid of death.
If you can resurrect infinitely like in the game world, the temptation for those big characters is really huge!
Because of this, the alliance once passed down orders after seizing the big boss at the beginning.
That is to persuade the big bosses to play for the league.
It's just that because the big boss refused to cooperate (he didn't even want to say his name), and this guy also threatened to sleep with the woman next to Sui Yu (this is the point), so Sui Yu directly reported that the big boss refused to cooperate because he could be resurrected indefinitely.
So in order to prevent the big boss from escaping and waiting for an opportunity to retaliate, the top of the alliance agreed to Sui Yu's suggestion and began to implement the desert infinite killing plan.
As a result, I didn't expect that the plan had only been implemented for less than ten days, and the big boss had not died many times, and he had been killed 1,800 times.
Now this guy is directly cowardly, and he directly stated that he wants to play for the alliance obediently, and his attitude is simply well-behaved.
So now that this guy has agreed to serve the League, what's next?
Just as the three girls were thinking, a helicopter descended from the sky with a roar.
Moreover, Sui Yu also came with the helicopter.
Seeing Sui Yu, the three girls' eyes lit up and decided to discuss it with Sui Yu......