"Oh my God! Stop playing with the computer! Hurry up and help mom do something! ”

Long Aotian, who was playing the game, heard his mother's call and reluctantly archived the game, and then complained in his heart, "Since you know that Long Aotian's name is very bad, why don't you want to change my name?" Reluctantly, he went to the living room to find his mother.

Speaking of which, who would have thought that one day "Long Aotian", a popular name that was once popular when the Internet was just emerging, would suddenly become the same derogatory term as "keyboard warrior", "Holy Mother" and "angry youth"?!

Or, who would have predicted that these words, which seemed to be positive terms, would suddenly become derogatory terms as society develops?!

Unexpected!

It can only be said that society is developing too fast, and human beings are thinking has also become too fast.

A name that used to look very handsome suddenly became obsolete.

Not to mention that it is outdated, it has even become a derogatory term.

Long Aotian is bitter in his heart, and now even in reality, he often hears others casually complaining, "Please!" Don't always say this kind of Long Aotian's lines, face the reality and find a way quickly! Or, "Can you not be so arrogant?!" It's disgusting! ”

Well, in short, I understand everything.

So it was bitter for Long Aotian.

Because there is a pair of parents who are in the late stage of secondary two disease, they have been given this bullshit name since they were children, and now he is embarrassed to sign up with others.

Even at home, his parents have changed their name to "Xiaotian" instead of the past "Long Aotian".

Please, even if it's Form 2 and you're all ashamed, can you consider changing your name?!

"Huh! I want to die 100 million times! ”

I don't know how many times I sighed in my heart, and the godless Long Aotian came to the living room, and then saw his mother, who was wearing a peripheral product, pressed Long Aotian's shoulders with excited hands and said to him loudly: "Do my mother a favor!" ”

"You know what? Now the magical girl Frilyn is doing an event! ”

"As long as you go to Ken Beat Chicken and pose to the clerk in the handsome pose of the magical girl Frilian when she appears, chanting her exclusive line 'Let me bury you today'!"

"Then you can get a family bucket of Kenda Chicken plus a Frilian card!"

"This card is the special card for "FLLOL" that Mom has been playing recently, and you can log in by scanning the code!"

"In order to increase the probability of getting SSR, I hope you will immediately go to Kenda Chicken near our house, while your father and I will go to the north and south of the city separately!"

"To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that this event was limited to one ID per ID, I would have really wanted to go all over the city to get more cards!"

Hearing this, Long Aotian instantly put on a bitter gourd face: "Isn't it?" Can you call me every time for such a social death?! ”

"Don't frown! A pretty face will become ugly! Long Aotian's mother laughed and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay!" You just need to put on women's clothes so you don't have to worry about being recognized and dead! ”

"Who said that?!" Long Aotian protested loudly: "I was recognized by my classmates last time at the Comic Con!" Now everyone doesn't talk about it on the surface, but in fact, I have almost one copy of my COS Rem photo! ”

Speaking of this, Long Aotian couldn't help but show a disheartened expression and sighed in his heart again: "Oops! It's clear that I won't mention it again! Shame on you! I want to die 10,000 times! ”

While lamenting in his heart, Long Aotian continued to argue: "If I wear women's clothes now, I will definitely be recognized!" So ......"

"So you just go for it!" Long Aotian's mother smiled very "kindly": "Anyway, your father and I worked hard to train you such a trumpet, but it didn't make you eat experience for nothing!" When it's time for you to fight monsters, you are absolutely not allowed to run away! ”

"Okay......"

Long Aotian gave up and lowered his head.

Really, every time I take "practicing the trumpet" to talk about things.

Although it makes a lot of sense, isn't it too much for you to compare raising a child to practicing a trumpet?!

However, the situation is stronger than the people.

Long Aotian finally succumbed to his mother's majesty, obediently put on his skirt, and then skillfully drew a heavy makeup and walked out of the house.

As soon as I went out, I happened to meet the old lady who liked to bask in the sun downstairs.

And as soon as the old lady saw Long Aotian, she smiled and waved her hand to greet: "Little God, this is going to run errands for your parents again?" ”

"Ahh I want to die 10 million times!! ”

With a sigh in his heart, Long Aotian tried his best to put on an expression of "beautiful girl sweet smile" and raised his hand to respond: "Hehe, yes, yes......"

Then pull your legs and run!

Shame!

What a shame!

"I want to die 10,000,000 times! Eh, this seems to be 100 million times......"

I don't know how many times I lamented in my heart, Long Aotian began to march towards Kenda Chicken under the scorching sun.

"It's hot!"

While walking, Long Aotian complained in his heart: "And you can't wipe your sweat casually, otherwise your makeup will be spent!" ”

"It's so hard! I really want to call the little brothers to help run errands! ”

"Huh?" Long Aotian was stunned: "Little brother? When did I have a little brother? ”

Shaking his head slightly, Long Aotian hurriedly reminded himself in his heart: "Sure enough, I have watched too many anime recently, so the delusions I have generated have affected the memory of reality!" Worst! Looks like I'm going to have to chase less in the future! ”

"Anyway, I don't want to be like my parents!"

"After all, I'm still a normal person!"

Long Aotian made up his mind to work hard to be a normal person, and walked into Kenda Chicken quickly.

Today, there are a lot of people who are willing to fight chicken, there are a lot of people in line, and there are a lot of people who eat.

"Please, it's not a weekend, and you're not like me who took sick leave for random excuses! Why did you come to Ken Beat Chicken?! ”

kept complaining in his heart, and at the same time, Long Aotian always felt that the eyes around him seemed to be focused on him and the people around him, as if they were looking for something.

In other words, these people won't come over to enjoy the moment of other people's social death, right?

"Let me bury you today!"

Having said that, finally someone has spoken!

Long Aotian looked at the front of the team, it was a little girl in a cute dress.

At this time, she put on a very cute pose and shouted out the famous lines of the magical girl Frilian in a milky voice, and then after her guardian scanned the ID card to register, she successfully got the free family bucket and card.

Family bucket to little girl while cards ......

It was put in the bag by the smiling mother.

Seeing this scene, Long Aotian once again recalled everything when he was a child.

It seems that I was often used by my parents like this when I was a child, and there were so many times that I can't remember it clearly!

Worst!

This kind of shameful memory feels very bad when I think about it!

"Huh! I want to die a hundred million times! ”

Finally, it was Long Aotian's turn.

Seeing that many people around him were looking at this side, Long Aotian gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.

Suddenly, a child posed as a very cute but an adult posed very ashamed, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Let me bury you today!" ”

In response to Long Aotian, the clerk explained with an embarrassed face: "Sorry for this gentleman, the Frilian activity is marked and is limited to children under 1.5 meters old." ”

At this time, Long Aotian noticed that the sign next to him did indicate this rule with the flyy boy who couldn't see it at all without looking carefully with the naked eye.

"Isn't it?!"

Long Aotian held his head in his hands and roared angrily: "I really want to die a trillion times!! ”