My wife is not wrong, everyone is dealing with it, but some of them are a little better, some are a little worse, but the distance between them is still not big

And tonight, everyone hurried to the performance I really don't have the time to look at each other's props This sword doesn't look like it's plastic, but it's cheaper and smaller than those small swords that look like it's big Although it looks a little worse than the real sword of a chess friend It's a little shrunk But a rough look at it It looks like it's the same anyway, it's behind your back It's not in your hand......

I think so, but the old man is still a little hesitant, and he is not very willing to say, "Those old guys are busy picking up their own and may not have the time to stare at each other, but there are more people watching tonight When they see me carrying a thing for children to play with on their backs, everyone in the whole Jinyuan will know that I have put our grandson's toys on my back At such an old age, making a child's thing is too unusual, I really don't have a face to see people."

The old lady sneered at her wife's concerns, and sneered at him with the corner of her eye, slanting at him, and sneered hard "Who's in the big night, whose eyes are so good, even if they are good, there are so many things to see, who will be idle, I have to stare at you, you think you are the ...... What is that...... Liu...... Liu, what the hell is here......"

The old lady is not very good at remembering people's names Just said that she got up here and got stuck here It's also a shame that the old man who was buried by her hard work didn't take a stubble for her angrily and woke up "What else is Liu, let the little girl listen to you and be anxious People call Andy Lau So a big star will become something in your mouth Is that a thing?"

"Okay, he's not a thing," the old lady didn't admit defeat, "Don't worry about what, Andy Lau is very beautiful, a young man, some people are rare, some people want to die or live, staring at you, you are Andy Lau, the old folds on your face, why are you so rare, I have to look at you, besides, even if I look at you, I also look at the old folds on your face Why are you still full, I have to look at the old broken sword on your back Isn't that sick?" The old lady said energetically, and the corners of her eyes squinted even more "Also, 'Ming'er, the whole Jinyuan, everyone knows' also' I really don't have the face to see people', who knows who you are, don't worry, you really think you're a celebrity."

The old man let the old lady lose his temper and began to be unhappy again, and his face turned red with anger, "What's wrong with me not being a celebrity, I'm so old, do I have to do what you said, go out with a sword that a child plays with, I won't carry it, I won't carry it, what's the matter?"

He was so angry and very serious, but unfortunately in the eyes of the old lady, he didn't take it seriously at all and said coolly, "I think it's very good, you look at your bear-like appearance" said and pouted, deliberately thickened his throat, and learned the old man's previous words, "I won't memorize it, I won't memorize it, what's the matter?" After speaking, he pouted his mouth back neatly, "Listen to what you say, ah, when you play tricks with your grandson, you don't have a word behind it, that's really your own grandson, grandparents and grandchildren, a virtuous child, I still don't believe it, it's okay now, congratulations." You're really an old kid now, and you're just carrying a child's sword on your back, and I think it's quite suitable, and you're on the right side of the road, no wonder you're good with your grandson, aren't children good with children?"

The old lady couldn't help but feel sour in the end, and the grandson followed the old man's ass all day long, and it was better to kiss his grandfather than her, which made the old lady a little tasteful, and now poured this little vinegar on the old man's body, "Anyway, you don't care if you like to carry it, I don't care about it."

After saying that, the old lady shook her hand and left again

In fact, the old lady has a bottom in her heart, a creature like a man, just a cheap skin, like a child, when he is coming up, the more you take care of him, the better he becomes, you ignore him, but he is honest

It turns out that the old lady is worthy of being an old husband and wife with the old man, and she has already understood this man very well

The old man asked the old lady to count the numbers and lost his face, but the fire was so big that he had no face and no face In the back and forth between their old husband and wife, the hands on the clock dial had moved a lot of grids, and he had to make a decision quickly, otherwise it would be too late

To memorize or not to memorize is a question

Between dignity and the effect of the performance, people hesitate left and right, and they are stunned to embarrass Old Daoist Lu and become Old Hamlet

In the end, in the end, it was the love for Yangge that prevailed, and the old man gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and in the end, in the eyes of his wife, he put his grandson's toy sword on his back with a righteous face

The old lady looked at the old man who was dressed and said, "Feeling good, and began to comfort in a relatively serious tone, "Isn't this very good, just Lao Li's broken sword, it's still unbladed, and it's just an ornament, it's okay, it's not as good as our grandson's, it's good-looking, and lightweight, and it's not heavy at all on your back Besides, you're an old fake Lu Dongbin, and you don't need you to subdue demons and eliminate demons, I really want to subdue demons and eliminate demons, I heard that they are all used with peachwood swords, and you can't carry the old broken sword on your back."

Although the old man is carrying his grandson's toy sword, he feels that it is indeed very relaxed, but in the end, he feels that it is nondescript, plus he is weak and short of breath, and he is afraid that others will see it for a while, and he is still a little unwilling to mutter, "That's not carrying a plastic sword to subdue demons and eliminate demons."

For his level of complaining, the old lady simply took it as the wind in her ears, indicating that she had not heard it at all

It's a pity that none of the old couple expected that there was really a well-fed and idle person in the crowd who was full of serious and lively people who didn't look at the seriousness and excitement of the audience, but their attention and eyes were all off track, and the guy who put all his effort into the side door was holding a camera and aimed at the fancy beard on the old man's chin and pondered the plastic sword on his back

However, what first caught Enron's attention was neither the beard on the chin nor the sword on his back, but the unique dust whisk in his hand

If you want to say that the title of "dust" is more elegant, it is more affectionate to change the name among the people

As the name suggests, the main function of the fly is to attack the fly, and the secondary function is to attack all flying objects

In fact, for Enron's generation, especially the children who lived in the city, they had seen it when they were young, but I don't know when it began, the tool that should be common in daily life quietly disappeared from people's sight

Not to mention the fact that the fly swatter is a tool that is actually used and requires a little bit of technical xing, that is, the fly swatter, which is not a little bit of technical difficulty, is gradually withdrawing from people's lives

The reason for this is not only that people's living standards have improved now, but that some people with good economic conditions are willing to use air conditioners in the summer, and when they use air conditioning, they naturally have to close their doors so as not to let the cold air out, and put the hot air in

Houses without air conditioning have also installed window screens, blown fans, and are careful when entering and exiting, trying not to give flies and mosquitoes all opportunities to enter

In addition, the number of flies and mosquitoes is much less than when Enron remembered when she was a child, and in her memory, there were always a lot of flies falling on the kitchen screen window in the evening, and before the heavy rain came, there were frogs all over the road, big and small, and in the evening, the sky was full of dragonflies with wings like golden silk in the sunset, and now the number of flies has dropped dramatically, and after a heavy rain, the windows were opened to invite mosquitoes and flies, and the number of them would not exceed two palms, as for the frogs and dragonflies Enron couldn't remember how much he hadn't seen that kind of grand scene

And some say it's a big spray, but it's not a day or two, it's a day or two, it's when they're young, and now it's just a result, and some say it's a sign that sanitation has improved

In any case, the fly throwing tool is becoming less and less common on the market

And with the advent of the craft and the new materials, people don't necessarily have to use natural materials to make fly throws again, as they did in the past

For example, Enron had seen in grocery stores in his previous life that it was made of thin multicolored plastic filaments bundled together, and it was also made of thin faux leather bundled together

From the point of view of attack strength, it is indeed several levels higher than the fly flick made of ponytail in the past, if those Taoist priests and Taoist aunts who use dust whisk as martial arts in martial arts are replaced by this modern fly flick, presumably the combat effectiveness can also be increased by several levels, and the lethality is doubled

However, obviously, it is impossible for the legendary Mr. Lu Dongbin Lu to use this kind of finger dust, of course, if he is really a god, he can live to the time when he was reborn safely in his previous life, and it is not impossible to catch up with a fashionable god

But this does not prevent the old man who plays the old man of Lu from innovating in the props, in fact, it is not not innovating

Nowadays, the dust market is in a period of scarcity

Fly swatting has completely withdrawn from people's lives, and every household is barely able to keep a fly swatter among the tools used to repel mosquitoes and flies, and some people don't even prepare a fly swatter

And it's not like it was years later, all kinds of miscellaneous materials are so abundant that only you can't think of it, and no merchant can't do it, let alone fly dumps, it's more remote things, as long as you find the right place, there's nothing you can't find

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