So, in the process of looking for Buddha dust or flies, the old gentleman was tragic again

He didn't have it in his own home

The fly flick used in the early years of the family is also the product of the wife's DIY, after all, the production of pure natural things like horsetail is limited, and in terms of price, it is not close to the thrifty family

In the days when DIY was a part of daily life, the thrifty wife always made homemade flies, tied together with old strips of cloth, and looked good second, as long as it could repel mosquitoes and flies, and in those difficult times, the practical effect was the most important

If you don't have it at home, you naturally have to look for it among your friends and family

Most of the relatives and friends at home have long since withdrawn from the stage of history

A small number of relatives and friends still have some flies left in their homes, but either the material is not up to par, that is, their own DIY products, or the old and stingy old people like a reborn person, the flies have lost their actual use function, and simply keep them as old objects, pressing them in the old goods pile to squeeze storage space

So what else is there to say, ask relatives and friends to help rummage through old objects and go out of the mountain

Unfortunately, the results were not satisfactory

The first one is an old teammate in the Yangge team, and the old lady is also a member of the Yangge team, and the old lady can especially understand the obsession of the old Taoist Lu Without saying a word, she agreed very resolutely and happily, but unfortunately, her memory and storage ability are not as reassuring as her determination

The old lady is rummaging through the cabinets at home and trying to find it, so she almost searched Xiaoqiang's residence and rummaged through it, tired to the wife, down to the son, daughter-in-law, and granddaughter, none of them were not caught by her, and the labor was tossed for three days, and it was still unsuccessful, and the collection was so good that the whole family couldn't find a single fly on it

made my granddaughter sigh My grandma is really a talent Absolute secret-keeping talent A secret-guarding department such as the National Security Bureau should be eclectic to absorb talents If you invite my grandmother to take care of any classified materials Just let her old man collect it It doesn't matter if it's 007 or what Kekob thinks about their heads, it's useless If you can't find it, you can't find it, you can't find it, it's a dry monkey

It's a pity that her grandfather, who was panting from his wife's toss, didn't agree with her exerting his spare heat on her grandmother and going to the National Security Bureau and other classified departments to contribute light and heat The starting point was not because he was afraid that his wife would be tired, but completely out of a sincere patriotic heart "You can pull it down, a little girl, don't come up with that bad idea, just your grandmother, the strength to collect things, since she was young, yes, she can't find any spies, but she can't find it herself."

The granddaughter laughed dryly, "This is the ultimate definition of secrecy."

Isn't it? It's really a secret, and I can't even find the person who collects it, and who can find it, and that's just a matter of God's meaning, and maybe God will spread his hands and say, I'm sorry, and I can't do anything about it

The old lady still wants to continue looking for it, or is Old Daoist Lu reluctant to go, and in addition to thanking her, I also asked her to stop quickly, otherwise if I continue to look for it, this old lady can really tear down the house He has no place to accompany someone to the house

The second friend is an old colleague of Lu Lao Daoye

As soon as the old buddies heard the old friend's please, they patted their chests and promised to rest assured that our wife's little pick was just a little pick, and she didn't throw anything away, and she would definitely be able to take care of it anyway, she just didn't care about what she did, and threw it all into the box and found it directly in the box

In fact, as the old buddies said, it was very neat and neat, and when I got home, I opened the two boxes that my wife had collected the tatters, and poured them out, and I didn't have to turn them over, and I just pressed them under the boxes, and I poured them out right at the top of the pile of rags

The bright and long-eyed ones have seen it

At the same time, I also saw the fly feathers that had lost half of their feathers because they had not been carefully preserved

Old Daoist Lu shook his head vigorously when he saw it, first resolutely expressed his gratitude, and then resolutely expressed regret, no way, no resolute no

The heart said, I have a sparse beard on my chin, and I will take a fly that has lost half of its hair in my hand and shake it off, what kind of person have I become, this Lu Dongbin is too miserable, like an old rooster that has plucked his hair, and he is about to get out of the soup pot

The old brothers complained about their own wife, look at you, look at you, take this pile of rags as a good treasure all day long, and no one will let you throw it, then you should take it well, how did you collect it, you are If you don't pour it out today and look at it, this hair will fall out

The old lady is also very aggrieved You old scumbag When you use it, you are justified in disliking this and disliking that When you don't need it, you know to throw it If I don't take it as a good baby, you won't even have half of the hair left

How do you talk What do you mean that you don't even have half of the hair left? Who do you say doesn't even have half of the hair left?

The old guys are getting older, and they're getting a little smarter, so the hair on the top of their heads is a little bit less abundant...... Well, to correct it to be precise...... It's a bit of a top, as the saying goes, "Don't slap people in the face, don't scold people, don't expose shortcomings" There is also a sentence "Don't scold bald people in front of monks" But then it is said that countless predecessors have told us that we must use it flexibly when we practice, not only can we not scold bald people in front of monks, but also in front of bald people...... Cough It's in front of an old colleague who doesn't have enough hair, and don't casually scold the fly shaker who lacks hair, otherwise the old man will be careful

The old lady doesn't care about his set, picking money and land, I haven't heard that there are still people who are in a hurry to pick and scold, I'm talking about flies, and I didn't say you, what kind of heart do you have, I want to say that you don't have to work hard, just scold the bald donkey, and use what to do to scold the sang, besides, even if you say that you are like a half-haired fly shaker, then praise you, not scolding you, and feel good about yourself Do you have more hair on your head than this fly shaker

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Seeing that a world war was about to start, Old Daoist Lu was sharp-eyed and quick-witted, and when he saw that the situation was not good, he immediately smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away

The third is his old in-laws, who are his daughter-in-law's sister-in-law

This turn is a bit far, or the daughter-in-law is intimate, and when she goes back to her parents' house, she doesn't forget to mobilize her family to help her father-in-law find a way

So my sister-in-law said very positively, Don't worry, we have it at home, don't mention what to borrow, just give it to your father-in-law directly, what else do you need, as long as my mother's family has it, you can just open your mouth

There is a reason why my sister-in-law will be so active, not that I want to beg my sister-in-law for anything, but my sister-in-law's family also has a high hall who likes to collect rags, and whoever dares to throw them is in a hurry, but it's not my mother, it's my father

The daughter-in-law's mother's family also knew the sister-in-law's father's special hobbies, and they all laughed and said that it was good, and it could be regarded as a righteous and bright cleaning up the tatters for your house

The sister-in-law shook her head and smiled, It's a pity that there are too few opportunities like this

Old Daoist Lu felt that his relatives, although this relative was a bit of a bend, should be more reliable

It's a pity that the expectations are still disappointed

After two days, my sister-in-law was very embarrassed and said to her daughter-in-law, I'm sorry, I promised to be so happy, but it didn't work out Originally, my dad received a handful of flies, but the last time the family moved, my mother secretly threw a lot of things and threw them away, and then lied to my dad and said that he lost it when he moved There are too many rags in the house My dad can't remember where to put it It's okay to have a tantrum I don't know about it I asked it today It was clear in vain to let your old man look forward to it

All the resources were searched and I made a thoughtful look in the surrounding grocery stores The owner of the grocery store heard that he wanted to buy fly dumps Most of them liked to ignore them and didn't match their eyelids and lazily replied to him Fly shakes This thing is not used by many people now, and the purchase is also pressed Besides, you buy flies in the winter Just kidding

Old Daoist Lu also knew that he was a little late when he remembered this prop In the summer, he just pondered the matter of the sword and forgot about the fly

The remaining boss was full of enthusiasm Holding the backlog of flies in the summer and selling vigorously, he kept waving at Lu Lao Daoye Uncle, uncle, you see how good my fly swatter is, how light, how good it is, how good it is to fight flies, swatt mosquitoes, and hit a quasi, it is much stronger than the fly throwing that thing, uncle, buy one, uncle, if you buy more, I will count you cheaper, uncle......

The uncle left without saying a word and without looking back and said in his heart Enthusiasm is really enthusiastic But I want to fly shake What kind of fly swatter are you trying to sell Lu Dongbin doesn t take the dust and holds a fly swatter Like a word

Is Lu Dongbin, who has not dusted, still called Lu Dongbin?

In the winter, Old Daoist Lu, who couldn't find the dust, was very depressed and looked very melancholy

In the end, it was his own wife who helped him solve the problem, isn't it just a fly shake, I'll make one for you to keep it

The old lady's hands were also nimble, and when she turned around, she begged for an old bamboo pole with a thick thumb from the small vegetable garden in front of the old sister's window, compared the length, and asked her son to cut it off, and found the largest plastic bottle with empty Coca-Cola from the rags that had been cleaned up at home for sale, cut off the bottom of the bottle, cut the bottle wall into slender strips with scissors, and finally put the bottle mouth on the bamboo pole and set it firmly, and then use a transparent rubber band to tie the plastic strips

"Here you go, this is what I learned from an old sister of ours, smoke flies, smoke one to death," the old lady threw the new fly into the old man's hand

Old Daoist Lu looked at this crystal clear fly throwing and had to admit that it was not ugly to shake this fly down from the perspective of appearance alone, on the contrary, it was clean at a glance It was quite good

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