Chapter 301: You pee a line, I pee a pit

Tian Xiaoding, Ou Muyun and Tian Xiao'e came to a city called "Seeking Dao City" by mistake to rest.

In the shop where the three of them had breakfast, they met four big men.

The cultivation of these four great men is not high, and they are only at the third level of Qi training, but the content of their speeches when they chatted attracted Xiao Ding's attention.

I only heard one of the black-faced men complaining that he had tossed all night and found nothing. But another man with thick eyebrows persuaded him to be quieter, and said that they couldn't let others hear about going to find the Colorful Divine Stone.

Although the man spoke quietly, Xiao Ding, who was deaf and clear-sighted, heard it clearly.

The colorful divine stone mentioned by the two is exactly the spiritual object that Xiao Ding Qiankun needs to look for for the next upgrade. Could it be that the four big men have found some clues?

Xiao Ding then continued to listen silently on the side.

The four men at the next table continued to discuss their topic in a daze.

One of the men with big teeth said disapprovingly to the man with thick eyebrows: "Third brother, you are too timid. Even if others could hear it, so what? We didn't say exactly where to find the stone. ”

The bearded man sitting on the top seat said: "The third man is right, although we didn't say the specific location, but the Xundao Mountain outside the city is so big, others hear what we say, and they don't have to guess to know what to look for in the Xundao Mountain." If someone else was the first to find the divine stone, then wouldn't it be a waste of our strength to toss all night last night? ”

"Alright then, boss, let's not talk about it, eat, eat." The black-faced man pulled the wontons into his mouth again and again. The ravioli full of a large bowl was divided by the man by two, and even the dried and dilute ones were eaten into his stomach.

The other three big men were not slow to eat, as if they hadn't eaten for a few days, each of them ate a large bowl of wontons, and even drank no soup left.

Then, each of the four of them asked for a large bowl of wontons, and they also ate it with the soup.

Xiao Ding originally wanted to eavesdrop on some important information from these four people, such as where the Colorful Divine Stone was. But the four of them said half of it, but they didn't say it. This made Xiao Ding secretly a little anxious.

At this time, the black-faced man suddenly said, "Brothers, I'll go to the back to pee first, and you wait for me here." ”

The other three also stood up and said, "Let's go, let's go pee together." ”

After saying that, the four big men walked towards the back of the breakfast shop together.

Seeing the four of them leaving, Xiao Ding hurriedly stood up and said to Ou Muyun and Tian Xiao'e, "You guys eat here slowly first, and I'll go to make it easier for me." ”

With that, he walked towards the back of the shop.

When Xiao Ding came to the backyard of the store, he found that the four big men did not enter the thatched house to pee, but the four of them stood in a row, in the courtyard behind them, and peed on the snow in the courtyard.

I only heard the man with thick eyebrows say strangely: "Huh? Second brother, why did you pee a line, but I peed a pit? ”

Before the black-faced man could answer, the fourth man with big teeth smiled first and said, "You see that the boss has a lot of pee." ”

When the bearded boss heard this, he also laughed and said: "Seeing our four brothers peeing, I suddenly became enthusiastic and wanted to compose a poem, brothers, do you want to hear it?" ”

The other three men immediately responded: "I want to hear the boss's poems!" ”

The bearded man laughed and said, "Okay, okay, you will listen to me." ”

After speaking, he reached out and grabbed his peeing house and shook it, then put it in his pants and said, "The eldest peed a large piece, the second peed a line, the third urinated a pit, and the fourth drew a goose." ”

The other three also shook off the peeing house, lifted their pants, clapped their hands together, and applauded: "Good poetry, good poetry!" The eldest brother is really knowledgeable! If you don't join the Poetry Composition Association of our Dao Seeking City, you'll be succumbed! ”

The bearded boss waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, I still haven't finished this poem." ”

The three of them hurriedly said: "Boss talk quickly, boss talk quickly, what is the other sentence?" ”

The bearded boss shook his arm to the urine stains of the four people on the snow, drew a big circle in the air, and then said: "This last sentence is: The snow melts and you can't see it!" ”

"Huh? The eldest peed a lot, the second urinated a line, the third urinated a pit, the fourth drew a goose, and the snow melted and I couldn't see it! Wonderful! Boss, you're a genius in poetry! The third with thick eyebrows praised him.

The fourth elder of Da Banya immediately said: "Third brother, don't forget, our boss's name is really deep, what does this name mean, it is really unfathomable." If the boss didn't have some poetic talent, how could he be worthy of this name? How can you join the Poetry Composition Association in our Dao Seeking City? ”

The black-faced second brother hurriedly reminded: "Fourth brother, our boss hasn't joined the Poetry Association yet." ”

The fourth elder of Da Panya explained: "Save our boss, a poet, and join their poetry association, that is to look up to them." It's only a matter of time, and it mainly depends on whether our boss is willing to join them. ”

The third with thick eyebrows suddenly said: "Fourth, it's really not easy to talk about this." I've heard that the Poetry Composition Association in our Dao Seeking City is not something that anyone can enter if they want to, and it seems that they don't choose people according to real talent and real learning. ”

"Don't learn according to real talents? So what is the basis for choosing people? The fourth big banya said suspiciously.

"According to the relationship. I heard that the president of the Poetry Association, who has a daughter, usually only writes some, pee and fart, and then writes it in paragraphs, and those who hold stinky feet say that it is poetry, and also said that the, pee and fart poems written by the president's daughter are not something that you ordinary people can understand, and they call it art. So they joined the Poetry Society last year. The thick-eyebrowed third replied.

Da Banya suddenly rolled his eyes and said, "Third brother, look at the poems written by our boss, is it considered a poem of, pee, and fart?" ”

The thick eyebrows of the third child thought for a moment, shook his head and said: "The boss's poems, only urine, no and fart, probably not, pee and fart poems, I guess he may not be able to join the poetry association." ”

"So, if a talented person like our boss doesn't write, pee, and fart, he can't join the Poetry Association?" Big Panya was once again in a daze.

The third child with thick eyebrows shook his head helplessly and said, "I think it's a bit mysterious......"

At this time, the bearded boss on the other side suddenly spoke: "Brothers, I have come up with a cucumber poem again, do you want to hear it?" ”

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