Chapter 302: Cucumber Poem
Tian Xiaoding followed the four big men to the backyard of the breakfast shop, he was going to eavesdrop on the news about the colorful divine stone, but he heard four rough men peeing there and composing poems.
However, the bearded boss made a peeing poem, and the poetry continued to grow, and he planned to make another cucumber poem.
The other three were naturally the bosses who supported them, and hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I'm willing to listen to the cucumber poems of the eldest brother." ”
Now that there were people cheering, the bearded boss was even more proud, and shook his head at the three people and chanted: "A cucumber is thick and long, busy during the day and busy at night, fresh and crispy and delicious, widows and young women love to taste it!" ”
"Good poetry, good poetry! The Boss has made another good poem! When the three of them heard this, they immediately applauded.
The fourth elder of Da Panya asked suspiciously: "Boss, does your poem mean that widows and young women like to eat cucumbers?" ”
Before the bearded boss could answer, the third with thick eyebrows took the lead and said, "Fourth brother, you may not know it, let's seek the Dao City Poetry Association, the daughter of the president once said that cucumbers are not just for eating." ”
"Not for food? What is that for? The fourth of the big banya was even more confused.
The third man with thick eyebrows smiled mysteriously and said, "People say that when you are lonely, cucumbers are the best in the world." ”
"When you're lonely, cucumbers are the best in the world?" The fourth big banya obviously hasn't understood the meaning yet.
The third man with thick eyebrows immediately denied it and said: "I didn't say this, this is what the daughter of the president of our poetry association said, why did she say this, I think only she can know the reason." ”
At this time, the black-faced second child interjected and said: "It's not simple, don't you understand when you come to taste our boss's poems, didn't the boss say, the cucumber is thick and long, fresh and crisp, and the taste is good, those widows and young women, when they are lonely, eat a big cucumber, sweet and refreshing, and immediately don't feel lonely." I guess the president's daughter must have liked to eat cucumbers when she was lonely, so she said that. ”
The bearded boss nodded again and again on the side and said, "That's right, that's right, it seems that the second brother is my bosom friend!" ”
Tian Xiaoding, who was hiding in the dark and eavesdropping, had a black line on his face at the moment.
He secretly said in his heart: I was going to come over to listen to the information about the Colorful Divine Stone, but it turned out that these four big men were making some bullshit poems here. It's just a peeing poem that is difficult to get into, and now I'm talking about cucumber poems.
Listening to the talk of these people, it seems that the president of the Poetry Society of Seeking City is not a good thing, his daughter writes some disgusting, pee and fart poems, or writes some unsightly filthy poems, and then by virtue of their father-daughter relationship, they can actually become a member of the Poetry Society. And other people who really have real talent and real learning, but because they have no access and connections, they are rejected by this poetry association.
It can be seen that this kind of thing that relies on the door to engage in relationships to enter the circle is not only common on the earth in later generations, but also on the Tiankun Star Continent, it has been there since ancient times!
Seeing that he had followed the four of them to the backyard and hadn't overheard what he wanted to hear, Xiao Ding was bored, and he didn't plan to continue listening to the bullshit cucumber poems that the four of them were discussing, so he turned around and went back to the shop.
When they returned to the store, Tian Xiao'e and Ou Muyun had just finished eating the things in the bowl.
Xiao Ding sat down and continued to eat.
Not long after, the four big men who went to pee in the backyard returned to the house, and they were still shouting:
"Boss, you have such a poetic talent, we believe that it won't be long before your deep name will be famous in our Dao Seeking City."
"Yes, boss, you are so talented and quick-witted, I think you might as well start from poetry and cultivate a poetry sword immortal."
"Our boss's poetry talent is not inferior to anyone in the Poetry Association, if their Poetry Association refuses to accept our boss, we will simply beat the president of the Poetry Association."
“……”
While the four of them were talking, they came to the counter, paid for the meal, and then walked out of the breakfast shop.
When Xiao Ding saw it, he quickly stood up, didn't eat the rest of the rice in the bowl, called Ou Muyun and Tian Xiao'e, and also went to settle the account, and then went out of the shop and quietly followed the four big men not far behind.
Ou Muyun asked suspiciously, "Big brother, don't we go out of the city to return to Tianyao Mountain?" ”
Xiao Ding shook his head and replied, "Don't worry, let's see where the four of them are going." ”
Tian Xiao'e also asked suspiciously: "Big brother, why do we want to follow them?" ”
Xiao Ding replied in a low voice, "Because the four of them know the location of the Colorful Divine Stone, I guess they will have to look for it sooner or later, as long as we follow them." ”
"Colorful Divine Stone? What kind of stone is that, and what is its purpose? Tian Xiao'e then asked.
Xiao Ding replied, "Shhh——, be quiet." This kind of stone, for me, is of great use. For others, maybe it can also assist in cultivation. ”
The four big men walked through the streets and alleys, walked a short road, until they came to the southern part of the Seeking Dao City, and then slowed down in an ordinary residential area.
The four of them walked into the alley of the house, and finally entered a courtyard.
Xiao Ding and the three of them also followed them to the vicinity of the yard.
Standing not far away, Xiao Ding took a look at the courtyard. I saw that the yard was not too big, let alone luxurious. It's just an extremely ordinary yard.
Then, Xiao Ding let go of his sense and went to the courtyard to investigate, and as a result, he suddenly found that after the four people walked into the main house just now, they were now saluting an old man on the main seat in the house, and what was they reporting.
Xiao Ding hurriedly opened his ears and listened in the direction of the main house in the courtyard.
Due to the relative distance, Xiao Ding vaguely heard the four people say: "Master, the four of us brothers have been looking for the road in the Dao Mountain all night, and we have not determined the location of the ancient tomb. ”
But the old man reprimanded unhappily: "Have you forgotten the gold positioning formula I usually taught you?" ”
The four of them replied honestly: "Don't dare." ”
The old man was displeased and said, "Then you can recite it to me." ”
The four of them immediately said: "Looking for the dragon must look at the winding mountain, a heavy entanglement is a heavy pass, if there are a thousand locks in the door, there must be a prince living here." The mound touches the gold, and the entrance of the noon horse is a hexagram; Moving mountains and unloading mountains, the rat meets the dragon Kankun hexagram; Survey the public opinion and fight upside down, and the sheep meets the snake and leaves the hexagram; Mercury, a bright vessel, a tiger meets a monkey and a hexagram; The coffin is sunk, the bronze coffin is dry, and the hexagram ...... is separated from the next life."
When Xiao Ding heard this, he secretly said in his heart, it turns out that these people are professional tomb robbers!
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