The good guy card attribute of the cool attacked, and his heart suddenly softened, and he didn't have the leisure and elegance to talk to Tai Bai Xing anymore, and his heart was on the poor little kitten.

Damn, you know, this is the three-eyed cat in the heavenly court, a divine beast that can fight with the roaring dog of the Erlang God.

Although, no matter how you look at it, this little cat has no tall temperament at all except for its fur is as smooth as water, its eyes are misty as fog, and its small and delicate fur is like jade. Three-eyed? There are only two eyes!

"Can eating a peach help you heal your wounds?" asked Ju Liang cautiously.

"Meow—small mortal—don't touch me—aim—"

The kitten has a mouthful and half-open eyes, which is cuter than the Persian cat. Even if he looked down on Liang Liang at all, that contemptuous look was very contemptuous.

"I really don't want to touch you!" snorted coldly. He hates people who look down on people the most, although this time it is a cat that looks down on people, "But I want to touch you and make you sick." ”

The kitten's eyes are gradually closed and can't be opened, the meow can't be heard, it looks like the vitality is fading quickly, and the cold is in a hurry, and he doesn't care about the inner damage value of being despised by the cat with a cat: "Taibai Shangxian, this peach has a miraculous effect on the damage repair of the three-eyed cat?"

"Xiaoyao Daxian, this peach can only help the three-eyed cat recover its vitality and stop bleeding wounds, if you want to repair the damage he suffered from the roaring dog, unless you go to the Jade Emperor to ask for a precious heart-splitting lung fruit, however, the Jade Emperor will not give it to anyone, and now the heart-breaking fruit is in short supply, and the peach orchard has not yet been planted. Tai Bai Xing said respectfully.

"What is the Jade Emperor's phone number?"

"Phone number? I'm sorry, I don't know what a phone number is. ”

It turned out that Heavenly Court did not have a telephone, and it was still in the period of primitive civilization, judging from this, the connection between Heavenly Court and the human beings on Earth was obviously cut off for I don't know how long.

"Okay, I see, thank you!" Cool decided to get the kitten to the hospital as soon as possible.

Before being sent to the hospital, the kitten's life must be saved first, that is, he is fed ripe peaches.

The power consumption of Zhu Liang's mobile phone is completely abnormally fast, but to go to the hospital immediately, he had to pick up the charger and take a look at the mobile phone, because the Tai Bai Xing who was in the heavenly court was in a state of conversation, and when the power supply was connected, the power consumption exceeded the charging speed.

The battery level symbol is now showing a yellow alarm status.

This broken mobile phone is as tragic as the life of the codeword.

Zhu Liang cut off the contact with Tai Bai Xing, but a prompt message automatically popped up on the mobile phone: Heavenly Court Address Book, Heavenly Hell Contact Book, and Underground Government Contact Book have been matched.

He let out a sigh and quickly calmed down, this world, this universe, is obviously not the same as the education he received when he was studying before. He is an online writer, and he has formed a deformed acceptance psychology in the novel of crossing the reborn mortal heavenly palace to enter the chaos, and when he encounters such a strange event, his own ability to persuade himself to accept the facts is super strong.

Click on the Heavenly Court Address Book: Queen Mother Niangniang, Jade Emperor, Nuwa Niangniang, Nine Heavens Xuannu, Taishang Laojun, Yuan Shi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun, Five Elders of the Five Directions, Four Heavenly Kings, Fu Lu Shou Samsung, Tai Bai Xing, Erlang God, Giant Spirit God, Lei Gong, Electric Mother, Feng Bo, Yushi and other gods and goddesses are arranged in a drop-down menu.

Fingers on the touch screen, the names in the address book flip up, what is the third prince, six Ding Liujia, four value Gong Cao, clairvoyance Shunfeng Ear and other gods are all in the book.

continued to flip through the list of contacts, and several more familiar names appeared behind: Sun Wukong, Zhu Ganglie, Sha Wujing, Xiaolongma Ao Jian, Dragon King of the Four Seas, Upper Eight Cave Immortals Zhang Guo, Lao Lu Dongbin, etc.

Continue to flip, and the dense heavenly gods will all be in this Heavenly Court address book.

Most of the gods, Zhu Liang has not seen their names in the myths and stories of Huaguo.

Damn, it looks like this joke is a bit too big. And, today is April Fool's Day.

"Meow—a small human—meow—don't touch me—" The three-eyed cat returned to his light, and he suddenly raised his head when he was dying, his eyes flashed with brilliance, and he said a few words that hurt his life-saving benefactor intermittently, and then his eyes completely dimmed.

He's dying!

Without further ado!

The Jade Emperor's name was poked with his fingers, and two options appeared: voyeurism;

Zhu Liang, a codeword youth with a dark psychology, habitually clicked on the voyeur without hesitation without having time to think.

A voice talking to himself came out of the phone, the voice was very decadent and desperate, like a poor man whose house had been forcibly demolished, his wife had eloped with someone, who was suffering from diabetes, heart disease, epilepsy and a severe cold, and who was living on the street and without a fixed home: "How can I kill myself? Hang myself? I can't breathe even if I hang for 10,000 years." With a knife, but last time I turned myself into a piece of fresh meat, and asked the kitchen god to chop me into meat sauce, make balls, cook me in a pot, and then share it with the gods to eat and pull it into, and I didn't die. self-destructing the meridians, then pinching his own primordial infant to death, and finally dispersing the three souls and seven spirits, but that is just me who has turned myself into another ten walking corpses. Suicide suicidesuicidesuicide, this time I have to think of a complete strategy, I must kill myself, I must, I must, as long as I must, I will definitely succeed. ”

Cool's mouth immediately opened larger than a crocodile, and it looked like it was perfectly capable of swallowing an elephant.

The voice was still muttering, "I really don't want to live anymore." These endless years, these endless years, these endless years, this is actually endless boredom, torment, torment, boredom, boredom - ah-ah-ah- I don't want to live like this again, I want to be free, I don't want to be bored, I don't want to go on, I must kill myself, kill myself, kill myself, kill myself—but how can I kill myself?——"

The voice was utterly neuropathic babbling.

The Jade Emperor was tormented by the endless years and went crazy!

Listening to this sad whisper, Yu Liang couldn't bear it, and blurted out: "Brother, are you really the Jade Emperor?"

As soon as he spoke, the voyeur option suddenly became connected.

"Who?" The voice of despair to collapse suddenly changed, becoming majestic and powerful, righteous and awe-inspiring.

"I, Joyful Heavenly Venerable!"

"Xiaoyao Tianzun?you—did you hear what I said just now?" the Jade Emperor's voice suddenly became cautious again, as if he was afraid that others would hear his crazy words just now.

"I heard, I just want to find out, are you really the Jade Emperor who is bent on committing suicide?"

"I, uh, well, I am. ”

"If you are the Jade Emperor who is in charge of the Three Realms, and your mana is boundless, before you commit suicide, please send me a heart-rending fruit to save a life. ”

Zhu Liang was afraid that he would make the Jade Emperor unhappy if he said that saving a cat's life.

"Heart-Splitting Lung Fruit? This Joyful Heavenly Venerable, you must have practiced outside the territory for many years, and you have never known about the things in my Nine Heavens Heavenly Court, this Heart-Splitting Lung Fruit Fruit is the latest new variety of Divine Fruit Pill developed by the Fruit God, which is still in the trial period and cannot be circulated in the outside world. Moreover, my life is completely inseparable from the heart-rending fruit, please forgive me. ”

"Jade Emperor, if you can give me a heart-rending fruit, I will have a good way to make you kill yourself. ”

"Really?" the Jade Emperor's voice was surprised and delighted.

"Really. ”

"Xiaoyao Tianzun, what great magic skills do you have that can kill my immortal and immortal body?"

"Truth be told, I'm a professional who specializes in providing home-based suicide methods for those who are immortal and immortal outside the territory, and I have many great magic techniques that can liberate those who have been tortured by endless years. ”

The Jade Emperor was in awe: "Xiaoyao Tianzun, you have such vast magical powers, and if you practice outside the territory, the great divine art will inevitably be far above me." There is a Heart-Splitting Fruit on the jade plate on my table, and you can use the Great Divine Technique to ingest it. ”

Zhu Liang said in his heart: I'm a good girl, this Jade Emperor seems to be unwilling to be fooled, and wants me to take it myself. It seems that the last time I got the teleportation of Peach and the Three-Eyed Cat, I got it because Tai Baixing promised to give it.

"Okay, but I have a question, what is this new variety of heart-rending fruit, and why can it save people's lives?"

"Xiaoyao Tianzun doesn't even know the function of the Heart-Splitting Lung Fruit, but he doesn't know who he learned about the Heart-Tearing Lung Fruit. This new product did not let too many gods know. ”

"Too Platinum Star!" In order to save the cat, Zhu Liang immediately betrayed the Tai Platinum Star. Anyway, he and Tai Bai Xing have no friendship.

"Oh, sure enough, it's the old man with a long tongue again. Xiaoyao Tianzun, to tell you the truth, no matter who you are, eating the heart-rending fruit will be very painful, heart-rending pain, and the pain will be so painful that you will die and live. The heart was torn apart, the lungs were torn apart, the skin exploded, and the bones were broken, but the divine power of the fruit kept the essence alive and slowly repaired in a more painful way until the body was fully healed. ”

Damn, this is playing masochism!

Extreme masochism!

Zhu Liang frowned: "The Jade Emperor didn't like the peach originally, but he liked this painful devil fruit. ”

"Because of the pain, I know that I am alive and not a walking corpse without feelings. ”

"Jade Emperor, what will happen if you eat this heart-rending fruit?"

"When mortals eat it, they are just as heart-rending and painful. ”

"Will there be dead people?"

"No one will die, this is the ultimate divine fruit, it has extraordinary divine power, anyone who eats it, the heart-rending fruit will automatically match the limit of life pain that he can bear. No matter what kind of creature you are, the fruit will tear your heart and lungs to the extreme, but it will never hurt the life-base of the living being. After the bone meridians are broken, they will be repaired one by one in a more painful way until they are as good as ever. ”

"Jade Emperor, I'm going to use my great powers to take away your two heart-rending fruits. ”

"Good!"

According to the last experience, as long as the other party agrees to give, it seems that it can be successfully transmitted to the mobile phone.

Zhu Liang stared nervously at the phone screen.

As expected, a short message prompt appeared after a fruit picture floated on the mobile phone screen, clicking on the text message: The Jade Emperor gave two heart-rending fruits. There are two options at the bottom of the page: Accept and Decline.