Chapter 0002: Ode to Joy

The group of teasers on the other side of the phone were obviously startled enough by the exclamation of the cold this time, and everyone's voices stopped abruptly, as if they had been cut off with a quick knife.

Zhu Liang also suddenly realized that he was embarrassed. I eavesdropped on a nonsensical drama of the best teasers, but what did I suddenly interject?

Zhu Liang really wanted to slap himself.

It would be a pity if these teasers stopped the 'live broadcast' and cut off the contact! This kind of joy and enjoyment is hard to come by.

I don't know that after a long time, Zhu Liang was suffering from gains and losses in his heart, and the voice of the Tai Bai Xing said cautiously: "I don't know which immortal came to Pan Taoyuan, the little fairy is too Bai Xing to be polite." ”

Cool and happy!

It turns out that this group doesn't mind outsiders breaking into their 'Ode to Joy', and there is no doubt that they are a group of enthusiastic people with a deep sense of humor and an open personality who love to make new friends.

Since they like to pretend, Zhu Liang also kept up with them and began to pretend.

"Taibai Daoyou, I am the only one in heaven and on the earth, fighting and turning stars, moving alone, seeking defeat, sleeping until I wake up in my dream, and the code is so cramped that my hands are cramped. ”

"It turned out to be a free immortal, look up for a long time!" said the guy dressed as a platinum star.

"You're welcome. ”

"The sound of the great immortal is dense, the mana is boundless, the dragon does not see the head or the tail, Xiao Taibai admires and admires. ”

With a smile on his face, he said serious nonsense: "Taibai Daoyou, 100,000 years ago, I shattered the void and went to practice outside the territory, and when I came back today, I saw Taibai Daoyou leading the Yellow Turban Lux and the Pan Tao Fairy to pick fruits and cut down trees, and wanted to bulldoze the Pan Tao Garden. There are 3,600 peach trees, ordinary people eat peaches to become immortals, live with the sun and the moon, the gods eat, survive the three disasters and eight tribulations, thunder and tribulation, so the heavenly court treasure fruit pill, can help mortals become immortals can help immortals to cross the catastrophe of the holy fruit, I don't know why today to destroy all the fruit tree gardens?"

The voice of Tai Bai Xing sighed and said: "Xiaoyao Daxian, you have been cultivating outside the territory for a long time, so naturally you don't know it, this peach tree has mutated, and the fruit pill situation in the past no longer exists, and today's peach is not only small and ugly, but also tastes very unpalatable, and the taste is extremely poor. After discussing with the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother ordered me to bulldoze the peach orchard and plant heart-rending fruit instead. ”

The level of this guy who has to wear the costume of Cheng Tai Bai Xing is absolutely perfect, and what is even more rare is that this guy is serious nonsense, and he is very involved in the plot, as if what he said is true.

These people don't go to acting, they really bury their natural beauty!

"Heartbreaking?"

"Yes, this is a new variety recently cultivated by the fruit god, once it is tested and marketed, it has not yet come out of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, it has been robbed of all, the Jade Emperor panicked, and ordered all the heart-rending fruits in the fruit god's storage space to belong to him alone. ”

"Oh, then the peach is completely scum?"

"Exactly!"

"In that case, give me all the trash peaches you don't want. ”

"Since the Great Immortal wants it, just take it. ”

"Good!"

After saying hello, the mobile phone screen lit up, and an option appeared in the lower right corner: The owner received the peach fruit in the Heavenly Court Peach Orchard presented by Tai Bai Xing - accept;

"What the hell?"

Zhu Liang muttered in his heart, this phone is just a hands-free communication, and it is not WeChat and QQ, how can it be possible to transmit the document? Could it be a short message, if you look closely, it is indeed a short message prompt.

It must have been refused, what if the file that this guy sent over was a virus?

But no, if it's a real virus file, whether you accept it or reject it, you'll actually get hit.

So what to do?

Zhu Liang hesitated slightly and nodded to accept.

He believes that people with such a sense of humor are not bad people.

All of a sudden, countless colorful pictures poured out, overflowing the entire mobile phone screen, and at a glance, all of them were colorful fruit pictures that exuded crystal light, or a dozen fruits, or two or three fruits, and one of them turned out to be a cute kitten with white fur, in a delicate and lifelike state, but the eyes were melancholy, the two hind legs seemed to be broken, and a corner of the ear was missing, and there were a lot of blood stains on the body.

Zhu Liang was dumbfounded!

Every picture is so beautiful, and it kills the pictures of his carefully selected computer desktop.

A steady stream of fruit pictures kept bouncing out, layer upon layer, and that cute kitten picture was instantly drowned!

Zhu Liang was worried that his mobile phone memory space was clogged, and hurriedly shouted: "Enough, friend, it's not like this for jokes." His finger poked hard at the rejected option.

On the other side, the Tai Bai Xing, the Yellow Turban Lux, and the Peach Fairy all let out an exclamation, because in front of them, the Peach in a huge pit and the three-eyed cat beast that was buried alive disappeared in an instant.

"The Great Immortal is really so profound, he can take away so many peaches without a shadow and invisibly, my little Taibai can't even feel the mana fluctuations of the Great Immortal at all, I really admire it. The voice of Tai Bai Xing on the other side was full of admiration and shock.

"What the hell, friend, why are you sending me so many pictures all of a sudden, my phone is about to crash. ”

Another line of words popped up on the mobile phone screen: 1,800 peaches were harvested. There are two options: Save, Extract, and Delete.

"What can I extract, can I still take it out? Okay, I want that cute kitten. ”

The meaning of 杩漼 is to ask for that picture of a cute kitten.

As soon as the words fell, there was suddenly a fluffy thing in Lu Liang's hand out of thin air, a little white kitten with smooth fur like water squinted at him, two hind legs were seriously fractured, there were a lot of blood stains on the fur on the back, and half of one ear was bitten off, and there were canine tooth marks on it.

With an exclamation, he stood up suddenly, and in his mobile phone, Tai Bai Xing's very respectful and concerned voice sounded: "Xiaoyao Daxian, I'm sorry, I actually reminded Daxian in advance, the current peach has a very poor taste, bitter and astringent, and the divine power contained in the flesh is gone." ”

Zhu Liang listened to the nagging of Tai Bai Xing from the mobile phone, looked at the little poor cat in his hand, his eyes were as wide as copper bells, his mouth was open enough to swallow an elephant, and the whole person was dumbfounded, like a thirsty fish on the shore.

What a god!

Could this mobile phone really connect to the Heavenly Court? The group of happy teasers on the other side are really the Tai Platinum Star Yellow Turban Lux and the Peach Fairy?

Meow ——!

The little poor man curled up in his hand let out a pitiful cry. Those little sparkling eyes looked at Liang Liang with a desolate expression. The bones of the small body were trembling slightly.

Liang felt that the palm of his hand was wet, and carefully opened the kitten's belly to take a look, obediently, there was a big wound on the abdomen, the skin and flesh were rolled, the internal organs were visible, and the injury was extremely serious.