Chapter 0011 Serial Fart, Body Purification

"Mr. Ye, if you don't have any other instructions, I will ask my brothers to go out to work. ”

"Okay, Brother Feng, you're going to get busy!"

"Yes, Mr. Ye!" said the imposing voice.

"All of them, stand!" was the voice called Brother Feng.

Syllable!

Good neat stomping sound.

"Turn right and walk in unison!"

Very neat footsteps walked out.

Ye Mubing's security sounds very professional.

"Could it be that I misheard?" Ye Mubing said with a smile.

However, Lu Liang still heard the reluctance in Ye Mubing's laughter.

She was reassuring the staff around her, after all, no one heard anything else, and the security personnel came in to check and didn't find anything wrong.

"Mr. Ye, you may need to take a good rest for a while. The voice just now may be an auditory hallucination caused by overwork. Sister Yu's voice was so comforting and soft.

"Maybe. Sister Yu, you take a look at this contract again, I'll go to the bathroom to wash my cold face and sober up!"

"Okay, Mr. Ye!"

Holding the mobile phone in his hand, listening to Ye Mubing's high heels hitting the ground, Cocoa's voice was so crisp, and every time he stepped on his heart.

Ye Mubing went to the bathroom, continued to eavesdrop or did he leave his mobile phone for the time being? Hearing certain voices is neither elegant nor gentlemanly. What if he becomes famous in the future? Will eavesdropping on Ye Mubing's voice in the bathroom become a small stain on his noble character. To put it in layman's terms, this is a very obscene eavesdropping on a girl going to the toilet, and this girl is also the national goddess and Asian superstar Ye Mubing.

In the heart of Zhu Liang, a villain with a bad taste and a false gentleman villain are pretending to fight.

Cocoa!

Ye Mubing walked into the bathroom, the sound of opening and closing the door was very clear, and then, Ye Mubing sighed softly: "Maybe it's really time for me to take a break, in order to record happy Chinese people, I have been working for half a month, and I only sleep two hours a day." Today is a rare day off, but I began to have auditory hallucinations. I'm only 28 years old, am I about to start aging? It's so tiring to be a star, and if I could go back to the past, I'd rather go back to my hometown and be a primary school teacher. ”

The voice is so resentful.

Zhu Liang's heart was damp when he heard this, and he wrote down on the paper: What Ye Mubing wanted to do in his heart: Go back to his hometown to be a primary school teacher.

Strike!

Suddenly, Cool let out a fart.

This-fart-through the mobile phone, it reached Ye Mubing's ears.

Because the current communication status of Zhu Liang is connected, not voyeurism. At the beginning, when he peeped, because Ojo said a few words rashly, the voyeurism state became a connected state, and after making a mistake, Zhu Liang didn't dare to make a sound again. And Ye Mubing naturally couldn't hear the sound of the pestle, and after consulting everyone, Ye Mubing originally believed that he had auditory hallucinations because of fatigue. However, this fart of Zhu Liang was heard by Ye Mubing.

Chill was shocked, ashamed and ashamed.

Fart in front of Ye Mubing, it's too faceless, it's too indecent.

Zhu Liang was a thin-skinned hypocrite, and his face immediately turned red.

Ye Mubing didn't make any sound, perhaps he was shocked by the sudden sound of a fart. Because in the bathroom, she must be the only one.

Ye Mubing lost his voice, and Liang Liang didn't know if Ye Mubing was stupid or stunned.

No, no, no——!

Just when Lu Liang was worried that his fart-sound frightened Ye Mubing, he felt uncomfortable in his stomach, and he came to a triple chain very uncompromisingly, and the last fart also had a transposition.

Even if you cover it with your hands, it's too late.

Fart-sound so loud!

Cool has definitely not let go of such a high-quality serial fart before.

Ye Mubing finally let out a suppressed low exclamation, and he also heard the embarrassed sound of Ye Mubing hitting something, as well as the sound of splashing water, followed by Ye Mubing's oops.

It seems that Ye Mubing fell in the bathroom, and he fell very lightly.

Zhu Liang was suddenly anxious, my obedient, what if Ye Mubing fell and was injured, what should I do if my head was broken?

"Bingbing, don't be afraid, I'm your ice silk. Ji Liang hurriedly said, he was concerned about Ye Mubing's wrestling, and couldn't help but speak again, "Did you fall and hurt yourself? Bingbing, speak, did you faint? Bingbing, Bingbing-"

Mutter!

A strange sound sounded in Cool's stomach again.

Meet with!

I'm going to have diarrhea!

Damn, what's wrong with today, eating bad stuff? First it's a foul-smelling serial fart, and now it's the rhythm of diarrhea.

There is no bathroom in his rental room, so he has to go to a shared bathroom outside the corridor to solve the problem.

Zhu Liang didn't dare to hang up the phone, rushed out of the door, rushed into the bathroom, squatted, and made a noise, and the stench made him almost faint. No, it's so smelly, what should I do if I smoke the ice, I have to, turn it off for the time being. Moreover, it smells so strange that the leaves can't breathe, let alone speak.

Ma-yes, what's going on, actually pulling out such a strange smelly and thick black filth? Did you eat something wrong today? In my mind, a bright light flashed, and my forehead dropped, I ate two peaches today.

The peach is the king of heavenly fruits, although I heard Tai Bai Xing say that the magic power of this peach is no longer good, but mortals must eat it differently from the immortals. By the way, this is helping my body to drain it.

Zhu Liang is an online writer, and he immediately understood that the protagonist of the online novel had undergone a metamorphosis because of eating a certain elixir.

To change a person's physique, first of all, you must first clean up the garbage in your body.

Zhu Liang was happy in his heart, obediently, this is the rhythm of Pan Tao purifying his body.

The serial fart that came out of surprise just now is the starting gun that purifies the body.

Thinking about this reason, Lu Liang was very happy in his heart, and covered his nose and pulled hard, making a burst of joy, and the stench wafted throughout the corridor. Fortunately, today is the working day, and the comrades who rent houses in the neighborhood have all gone to work, and only Lu Liang is left alone.

Lu Liang rushed out of the bathroom, not daring to go back to the room, because the stench permeated the entire floor. He ran to the roof of the seventh floor, where the terrain was open, and the roofs of several units of the house were connected together, so spacious.

Whooshing twice, the body was as light as a swallow, and in one step, he crossed six steps, and in two steps, he went from the fifth floor to the sixth floor.

Two steps up the floor twelve steps, and it is the usual state of running upstairs, one step over six steps, or the steps to go up, Lu Liang himself was shocked!