"What the hell?"

"How did Wutian become a Buddha, isn't it blackened?"

In the hilltop villa, a group of doppelgangers sat in front of the TV screen, and they couldn't help but be stunned when they saw this scene.

Du Fei, who was immersed in writing the band formation and music concert plan, took over when he heard the words, and said lazily: "I must become a Buddha, if I really shoot the sky, can Buddhism accept it?" ”

"Is it that serious?" The clones were puzzled.

Du Fei put away the plan and pouted, "Nonsense, before, "My Buddha" and "The Legend of the White Snake" were only for individuals. ”

"This time, I can name and say Buddhism!"

"If Jinnara is really blackened, it is equivalent to directly scolding the Buddhists for their great crimes and not doing anything."

"Even if I have a saint to cover me, the Buddha Gate will not give up."

The doppelgangers nodded as if in understanding.

Du Fei No. 2 was puzzled: "Boss, then you let Jinnaro become a Buddha, won't it make the movie's attack on Buddhism greatly reduced, which doesn't seem to be in line with our original intention." ”

"Am I that stupid?"

Du Fei glanced at Du Fei No. 2 unhappily, "The movie is not over yet, you will know if you continue to watch it." ”

The doppelgangers looked at each other curiously.

Think back to the ending of the movie I designed.

Du Fei moved his eyebrows, and thought to himself: "Maybe I can shoot "Jigong" in the future, in this case, Buddhism is estimated to be angry to death, and there is nothing I can do, hehe." ”

……

As soon as the movie screen turned, subtitles appeared at the bottom.

Thirty years later.

In the lively city of Taizhou, a group of people gathered around as if they were watching the excitement, and inside was a young woman who was about to sell her body to bury her father.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! ”

"Don't be the way of our young master!"

At this time, several fierce servants shouted to push away the crowd, and then withdrew and invited a young man dressed in gorgeous clothes, wearing beautiful jade at his waist, and looking extremely arrogant.

"Who is going to sell his body to bury his father?"

The boy swaggered to him, and when he saw the woman kneeling on the ground, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Yo, this little lady looks pretty handsome!"

A wry smile appeared on his face, curling the woman's chin.

"How much does it cost?"

The woman raised her head and said a little timidly: "Please do well, the little girl only needs ten taels of silver." ”

"Ten taels?!"

The boy raised his eyebrows when he heard this.

Then he smiled and said, "Okay, Childe bought you." ”

As he spoke, he took out a copper plate from his sleeve and threw it in the woman's arms, and said lazily: "The money is given to you, let's go with Young Master Ben." ”

The woman picked up the copper plate and said in amazement: "But this is just a penny." ”

"When did Young Master Ben say that he would give you ten taels of silver?"

"Here in this young master, you are only worth this price." The evil young man snorted, and then waved his hand to the servant on the side, "Come on, bring the maid that Young Master Ben just bought back to the house." ”

"Yes, young master!"

Several domestic servants rushed up.

When the people around saw this, they dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, this son was a well-known evil boy in the city, and no one dared to touch his moldy head.

"Help, let me go!"

The woman immediately struggled in panic.

But how could she resist a strong servant?

Just as he was about to be dragged away, a lazy shout suddenly came from the crowd.

"Hey, stop."

As soon as these words came out, everyone present was stunned, there were still people in this Taizhou City who prevented the evil young man from doing things, and they couldn't help but look for prestige, and they saw a thin monk in shabby clothes.

What's even more amazing is that he has a wine gourd pinned to his waist and a meaty dog's leg in his hand.

Have a good meal!

Although this monk was a little sloppy, he could vaguely see from his face that he was the kinnara who disappeared from Lingshan.

When someone prevents a good deed, the evil young man is immediately angry.

"Monk, are you looking for a fight?!"

The monk was still lazy, and he waved his hand, "The monk is not here to be beaten, just to seek justice." ”

"Justice?"

"Young Master Ben will let you know what domineering is first!"

Evil Shao snorted coldly.

Immediately let the servants surround the monk, ready to teach him a lesson.

Four or five evil servants with big shoulders and round waists immediately surrounded the monk, and were about to give an old punch, but suddenly one by one, as if drunk, they turned their heads and hit their fists at their own people.

"Bastard, what are you doing?"

Evil Shao looked at the dazed servant and scolded angrily.

But it was good that he didn't speak, and as soon as he opened his mouth, the servants all came at him, and shouted in a panic:

"Young Master, get out of the way!"

"We can't control ourselves!"

The evil young man was obviously hollowed out by the wine, how could he escape the siege of four or five powerful domestic servants, and he was beaten violently on the ground in an instant, making him wail again and again, and his mouth was full of pain.

The onlookers burst into laughter.

After the evil boy was beaten for a long time, the domestic servant finally took back control of his body and hurriedly helped the evil young man.

"This monk is weird."

"Let's go!"

Glancing at the monk with a fearful look, the evil young man finally coaxed.

Looking at the evil young man who fled with urine, the woman hurriedly stepped forward to thank him, and the onlookers looked at the monk very curiously, and asked aloud: "Monk, aren't you a Taoist?" ”

The monk picked up the gourd on his waist and took a sip of wine, and replied, "Of course a monk is a monk, not a Taoist priest. ”

"How can a monk drink wine and eat meat?"

"Didn't you lie to us?"

The monk didn't answer, just hung up the gourd, gnawed on the dog's legs and swaggered out of the crowd.

Finally, his lazy voice could be heard in the distance.

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha leaves ...... in his heart"

With this sound, the movie screen gradually darkens, and the subtitles appear.

The whole film is over.

"Hahahaha!"

"What a 'wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha left in his heart'!"

In Zixiao Palace, Tongtian slapped his thigh and laughed, he was originally a little unhappy when he saw Jinnaro become a Buddha, but after seeing the final scene of the movie, his depressed mood instantly reversed.

"Little Bear's words are wonderful enough......"

Taiqing didn't expect the ending to come with such a hand, so he couldn't help but stroke his beard with his hand, squinting his eyes and exclaiming.

Zhen Yuanzi was also full of interest.

Buddhism has worked hard to produce such a Buddha.

Presumably, their expressions must be wonderful at this moment.

"Well, it's really good, this "Turning You to Buddha" is indeed much more interesting than the previous movies about love between men and women." Hongjun Daozu also bowed his head slightly and nodded in agreement.

"Master."

"When have you seen another film?"

Tongtian, Taiqing and the others looked at Hongjun in surprise, they remembered that Shizun's mobile phone was only obtained yesterday, right?

Facing the curious gaze of the apprentices.

Hongjun coughed lightly, his expression was serious, "Enlighten the way of heaven for the teacher." ”

"Nature knows everything!"

"Oh......" x3

Tongtian, who seemed to understand something, hurriedly snorted and changed the subject: "These two sentences are so interesting, I have to send them to Zhun Ti and Jie Lu to see, hehehehe." ”

Taiqing and Zhen Yuanzi glanced at each other, shook their heads and laughed.

Tongtian, this guy is really murderous!

……

"Amitabha!"

"Heavenly Court's fellow Daoists are simply too rude!"

On the top of the mountain, the Buddhas of Lingshan who saw the final outcome could no longer bear it, and they jumped to their feet in anger one by one.

"Descend the dragon, Fuhu!"

"What else do you have to say now?!"

The monks, who had nowhere to vent their anger, immediately targeted the two who had been excusing Heavenly Court, they should have guessed a long time ago that Heavenly Court and the bear demon had such a good relationship, how could they make a movie praising Buddhism?

"The Legend of the White Snake" is a living example.

The actors in that TV series are all immortals of Heaven!

"Ah......h

"Listen to our explanations first......"

Looking at the sweaty foreheads and the Tiger Arhats, who were trying to quibble, the Venerable Miao Fear, who was the first to make trouble, quietly retreated behind the monks.

Only Guanyin Bodhisattva was expressionless and his reaction was flat.

Because she had already guessed the ending.

The only thing that is a little surprising is that the bear demon actually made up such rebellious remarks as "wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart", although it seems to be very reasonable, but it is actually a heart-wrenching statement.

"Buddha!"

"You want to uphold justice for Buddhism!"

After angrily scolding the dragon descending arhat and the tiger arhat, the monks immediately looked at Rulai and asked for their lives.

However, as it is now completely a head two large.

Because there are too many people in this "Degree You Become a Buddha", there is not only a bear demon who has always regarded Buddhism as an enemy, but also a heavenly court with an unknown attitude, and finally a demon who should have been lurking for another three hundred years.

For a while, he couldn't figure out whose idea was the plot of the movie.

If it's Mora, then it's not good.

Moreover, it is a matter of Heavenly Dao Tribulation, and he can't make it public now, otherwise it will definitely lead to unknown disasters.

Even a powerful person of his realm could not resist.

"Could it be that Moro is also eyeing the film?"

After calming his brows and meditating hard, an extremely bold guess suddenly floated in Rulai's heart.

"He discovered that filming could gather the power of faith."

"Be prepared to gather strength in the dark."

"At that time, he will descend to the Three Realms and gain countless fans in one fell swoop."

"As for the heart-wrenching words such as 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha stays in his heart', it must also be from the hands of Moluo, so as to promote left-handed thoughts, in order to achieve the purpose of destroying the foundation of Buddhism!"

Think about it this way.

Rulai suddenly felt that he had uncovered the evil plan of the lawless.

"Nope."

"Don't let Mora get lucky!"

It was not until this moment that the Buddha finally realized the powerful power of public opinion in the movie, and Buddhism must have this weapon.

"What do you mean?"

"Buddha?"

Hearing the voices of the Buddhas, Nyorai finally came back to his senses.

Facing the excited monks, he spoke: "This film was shot by the immortals of the Heavenly Court, although there are many disagreements, but you can't rashly use this to conflict with the Heavenly Court, as for the Black Wind Mountain, ......"

"That bear demon must put the blame on Heavenly Court, and we can't use this to challenge and question it."

"But let's leave it at that?"

"When did my Buddhism suffer such a great humiliation?!"

"The Buddha thinks twice!"

The monks were obviously really stimulated this time.

People say that as long as there is a Buddha in their hearts, there is no need to abide by the five meat and three precepts, how can Buddhism be silent? !

"So what can we do?"

"Arguing with those stupid people on Weibo?"

Rulai snorted coldly, "You still haven't understood the point of the matter, although my Buddhism sect is all over the Three Realms, but in the emerging mobile phone network, there is no right to speak. ”

"Tianting has established a weather forecast, and now the news network TV station is also in full swing to build."

"My Buddhism has not achieved anything here so far!"

Speaking of this, he looked at the Buddhas.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can't afford to sit idly by."

Hearing the words of the Buddha that hit the heart directly, the Buddhas of Lingshan were like being empowered and suddenly enlightened.

"Buddha, what are you going to do?"

Rulai paused for a moment, then looked solemn and said loudly:

"Set up Lingshan Entertainment Company!"

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